This blood elf lifeguard just saved your life. Show her your gratitude!

Never leveled a single horde char beyond level 30, fuck outta here belf gaylords

Have sex.

the only gratitude an elfnigger gets is the end of my blade

Fucking blood elves attracted the wrong crowd to WoW, ruined the entire game, stay in your retail shithole.

Black people can't swim due to the sheer amount of muscle mass.

some mad french lad took this idea and has run with it in a comic named NPC
tapas.io/episode/461481

Black "people" can't swim because they're literally retarded.

>MUH OG HORDE
The blood elf crowd has always played WoW

kill incels

I give her the money and experience she deserves, then I go back into the water and wait for the next one.

Based quest giver user

I want to impregnate

Thank you, miss. Will you be my girlfriend?

I'd give her a friendly handshake if you know what I mean

based innuendo user

Before I waste my time, is this just a ripoff of The Friendly Orc?

Ugh I wish I was a blood elf girl

>ooga booga we finna got mussles n sh-

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Spotted the American

>most black people are fat coons
>b-but bear mode!
nah they can't swim because they're lazy and never learn

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clicked with dread, was pleasantly surprised

yes

*instant erection during CPR*

>not a bulge edit
I'm extremely disappointed

that's me

where do you think you are?

Fuck elfs DRAENEI ARE THE BEST

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You mean fat?

Never ever

based

in the corner?

I'll show her my dick.

I want to marry and impregnate a Blood Elf!

play a better class

This. I want to marry a Draenei, start a family with her, and spend the rest of our lives happily together.

Draenei are just better then elfs simple as that

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Draenei are for Human husbands, simple as that.

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who the fuck wants to play horde
literal mudhut niggers eating KFC in their designated nigger KFC huts in the middle of every zone (complete with every vendor, more quests then alliance and FP ofc oh and sometimes there is even a zeppelin or free transport thrown in) while chimping on anything that moves in numbers only despite rolling for pvp racials but never actually 1v1ing to use them
then porting into their literal mudhut nigger KFC city called "orgrimmar" more like ogreshit lol blizzard literally took some somalian shithole town and copy pasted it into wow to give that authentic nigger feel to the faction le monster races br0 check out these NO SHOES so whacky better name myself something fucking retarded like boogerbones to fit in btw get owned kid totally bg queued out of that 1v1 close one
you want a sick capital city to afk in br0? take your pick :

- literal sewer shithole with aids and feces everywhere
- some fucking retarded canyon thing where you fall off and die
- literal nigger kfc somali city

NO

SHOES

NO SHOES
N O S H O E S
N I G G E R

FUCK YOU HORDE NIGGERS

I'd worship her feet/ass until she lets me cum with her feet.

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I want to marry Valeera.

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gimme

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I want one to be my wife and the mother of my children.

stale pasta

based

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you anons are alright

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3 of those are me (1 3 and 5)

I need a Draenei wife.

one day user

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draenei are only good when they have fat asses and huge cocks

>alien trash
I would rather hang out with the undead

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I really want that day to be today. I won't settle for a non-Draenei wife at this point.

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This is Rise, right?

ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

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FUCKIN' WHO LET ALL THESE GOATS IN THE DRINKING WATER AGAIN? I'M SICK OF CASTING PURIFY ON IT

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I don't get it. WoW's High Elves are always in the Sun and gain their power from the SUNwell, why aren't they tanned and dark-skinned?

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THIS THREAD HAS BEEN OCCUPIED BY THE KOR'KRON GUARD, ALL TROLLNIGGERS MUST LEAVE NOW.

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there are bunnys not goats

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Installing wow

Don't.

you think you do, but you dont

After I showed her my gratitude, she left me her phone number.

Except you got duped and it's an orc's number

Belf tummy

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Me not that kind of orc

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I had an entire squadron of Death Knights due to starting a level 50. Yet Blizzard thought nerfing them into the ground and forcing them to become tanks was a good idea. I quit due to it. Don't set yourself up like I did. Anytime paladins are on top, they become unplayable in the next expansion.

Thanks, doc.

He's right, they ruined Holy in BfA by adding the global to our 2 cooldowns, changing the stat scaling to the point such that we aren't even crit soft capped during wings, and removing our extra stamina passive.

You realize the average belf is old enough to be your great-great grandma or something, right?

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thats why you choose a young fit Draenei instead of a elf

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Fuck brown elves right in the pussy!

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You mean they never had an excessive amount of water?

>ywn have a big titty draenei waifu and suk her fat titties

why even live

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Out of pussy, anus ok?

>brown anime girl
>looks attractive
>always has a western facial structure

jej

NO

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god I wish that was me

How many westerners have their noses fused to their upper lip?

u guys are aware that draenei is canon futa right?

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>asking to be spoonfed
literally use your brain desu

A terrible one.

>No draenei wife
Life is pain

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user where were you? I waited so long for you

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Spotted the nigger

No, this is bullshit. Nobody goes to brown elf girls for anus, they come here for pussy! Pussy is superior to anus and I can get anus anywhere!

>Face looks like a axe head
>Huge eyes
>thin
Imagine being this delusional.

Blood elves were made for draenei.

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>Hung Draenei futas with horsecocks capturing blood elven sluts and proving them the amount of sex they had with orcs wasn't enough to prepare them for the real thing
How can they be stopped?

based

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Imagine those cheeks jiggling with a hard butt slap

This is your new Draenei co-worker, say something nice to help her feel welcome.

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You dumb fuckers make the same thread and the same images.
Be a man and post lewd or stop making these threads PUSSY

no

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And? First you tell me I can't fuck girls that are too young. Are you going to take old ladies away from me too?

the spotlight, actually

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n o

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yes

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Fuck off, knife-ears

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What's your problem?

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BIG U M U S

Nah.

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>One Horned Bitch Destroyer
sounds like a good oni hentai

Nelfs are better and that's a fact

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YOU
JUST
KNOW

I-I don't

Space goat genocide best day of my life.
Its time to make a second Path of Glory.

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Cute blood elf girls being NO SHOES is the best thing in the universe.

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Bitch shoulda let me drown.

(You)

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