Box

Post it allready or this is gonna get deleted.

WHATS IN THE BOX WHAT'S THE IN BOX?
WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOXXX??!!?!?

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open box?

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OI M8 YOU GOTTA LOICENSE FOR THAT KNOIF

open

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Whats in da box?

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OI M8 U BETTER KEEP THAT KNOIF AT AN ARMS DISTANCE YE HEAR

IS THIS...?

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Don't you dare

that's not an adequate knife

WHATS IN THE BOX STEVEN

OPEN IT ALREADY

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OPENNNNNNNNNNNNNN

dig deeper?

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CAN IT BE

>not purple tissue paper
thread's over, everyone go home

I think it's round..

YES

it has to be a dildo

pull out the paper bit by bit and uncrumple them for later reuse

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THERE IT IS

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Based retard

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Box?

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ITS HAPPENING

BADDU DRAGONU

Oh my fuck

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What did you get OP

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No dildo paper?

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HERE WE FUCKING GO

It is the dildo paper look closer.

thanos box thanos box

God fucking dammit

Oh so it is.

THANOS DILDO

ready?

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DRAGON PUSSY

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Oh shit it's real

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>Yea Forums - Video Games

HIT ME MOTHER FUCKER

my eyes aren't but my ass is

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LOOOK I BOUGHT A DILDO
HAHAHA LOOK HOW FUNNY I AM LOL
LOL LOL SOO RANDUMM XD LOOK HOW IRONICLY GAY I AM XD
fugg off

I WANNA SEE WHICH ONES YOU GOT HURRY

This is Yea Forums tradition

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it better have a flare or a knot

MOAR

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>it's actually a sextoy

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it's happening

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dont be a horse dildo
dont be a horse dildo
dont be a horse dildo
dont be a horse dildo
dont be a horse dildo

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Finally, a good unboxing thread. It's been so long.

witnessed

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go back

Show some respect boy

>newfags
You have to go back

HERE HERE
HERE WE GO

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AWAKEN MY MASTERS

Hurry up faggot

What does the future hold

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You all must be new this shit used to be on Yea Forums all the time.

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Is it summer already?

he's pretty small...

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ops gonna take a pic with the dildo up his ass

>WHY DON'T U THINK OPENING A BOX SLOWLY AND HAVING A DILDO INSIDE IS FUNNIE :(
this site is really filled with actual 14 year olds isn't it

what a fucking weakling

Make sure you don’t forget to remove the order paper from the box before taking a pic

>You all must be new this shit used to be on Yea Forums all the time.
No, I just don't want it to be another horse dildo again. It's getting stale.

plop it in

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thats what she said.

What a gip. Where's the giant t-rex dong?

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>CUM LUBE

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HURRY UP AND SHOVE IT IN THERE

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You REALLY need to go back. Now.

Ok dag, shows over, go home

fill her up

>CUMLUBE
Why the fuck does that make me laugh so hard.

erection ruined

i didnt know that's how you made cum lube

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Lil'squirts are valid good on you OP. Now go back and buy something bigger.

HAHAH LOOK I BOUGHT A DILDO
LOOOK HOW FUNNY I AM LOOL
I ALSO HAVE 2 OTHER BOXES LOOL ONE IS A DRESS AND THE OTHRE ONE IS A PAIR OF HEELS LOL XDDDD

no one cares fag

well, everyone has to start somewhere

>orders from BD
>small

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>THAT small

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Cringe
Go back to plebbit

Thanos dildo

Thanos dildo

I get you’re gonna bait and switch us with the big one but this thread will die soon while this pic is up
sod off newfag

May 3rd Current Year
Today OP was a fag, but he was a based fag

>you should have seen how small his dragon dildo was

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>being gayer than the user who bought a dildo
wew

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>based fag
>with a dildo that small
yeah nah fuck off

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desu, after they're minions-themed sale, I wouldn't be surprised if a Thanos dildo ended up being an actual thing

no one cares you fag
also this thread has some of the worst case of samefag ever

>order from bad dragon
>order something that small
why live

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should have bought the dragon pussy and dildo combo and shove one up your ass and fuck the other.

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>May 3rd Current Year
I could have sworn it was still April.

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Pathetic.

PUSSY

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you want something bigger?

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>nobody cares
>53 posters in this thread
>complaining about samefagging
You have to go back

user, you're supposed to go big or go home. You did not go big.

look a thread about opening a box haha
look it has a didlo inside
look how funny it is
look haha its small on purpose
haha
.......................
retarded faggots

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i demand it

Oh lord have mercy there's more?

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Dude hurry every dildo pic brings us closer to deletion.
Last time I did this shit it went down immediately upon posting the dildo

Hurry up before the thread gets deleted.

Oh fuck, I stand corrected.

bigger you say?

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no one cares about your dildo go smash your computer with it and fall in a pit or something
fucktard

oh god oh fuck

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Told you fags OP was based

This thread isn’t for you.
Leave.

here is something bigger

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is it?

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You have to be 18+ or older to post here user.

fuck off and die you degenerate furry

>samefagging this hard
CRINGE GO BACK TO PLEBBIT

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NANI

HORSE COCK
HORSECOCK
HORSE COCK

*AHEM*

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me on the left

HOLY FUCK
YOU FUCKING MADMAN

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hello newfriend

> :((((((((((( WHY AREN'T YOU ACTING LIKE SOME RETARDED 14 YEAR OLD
>IT'S FUNNY OKAY
>OKAYYYYYYYY
all of you are immature underaged fucks this thread should have been deleted 10 posts in

Now we're talking.

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Animopron would be fucking proud basedfag

JEBAITED
Genuinely curious as to what that’d look like up someone’s butf

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oh fuck
oh wow

Based.

god fucking dammit

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Here it is

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you could batter someone to death with that

user delivers!

NICE

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It's 3 am nigger

lmaooo stay fucking mad kid

yah no your the underaged one
>LOOOOOOOK A THREAD ABOUT OPENNING A SMALL DILDO
dumb faggot

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It really says something about the state of our board when a dildo is the most interesting thread in a while.
Hell, I'm not complaining.

not done yet

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On the contrary,
I’m a collector

NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT

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AAAAAAAA

What are you gonna do with that?

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oh god oh fuck

What size?

Somebody stop this madman

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FUCKING MADDEST LAD

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and they don't stop coming

I dont understand. Do people actually ride dragon dildos or what?

>timezones don't exist
retard

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OWO

MADNESS

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HURRRYYYY
I hope this one is an actually good colour

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another one

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Hopefully something better than a horse dildo

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HAHAHAHHAHAHA
LOOOK THEY KEEP GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER
HAHAHAHAHAAHA
you actually have to be like 14 to find this funny
whats the point
it's a fucking dildo who cares?
what's so funny about sex toys?

no shit they do dragon cock is fucking amazing you should try it sometime

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He is a thick boy, I'm scared.

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there is always at least one horse dildo, isnt there

Why are you so angry about this? Why are you on a crusade against some dumb shitposting? You need to take a break.

Holy shit

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You can't ignore his girth

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>a silcone dick is more interesting than your mutilated tranny dick
HAHAHAHA BACK TO RESETERA

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stop baiting and start 'bating

Holy shit...

who gives a shit about the rest of the world idiot, this is fucking board culture, what else are we going to do, name one fucking thing there is to talk about on here, every thing is a piece of shit and the only thing that keeps threads alive are the virgins horny posting in them, go fucking shit up somewhere else instead of coming to a place people are actually having fun.

so did you intentionally order the smallest and biggest dildo so you could post a comparison picture like this?
don't tell me there are even bigger ones

that's a pretty thick boy alright

OH N NO NO NO NO NO NIGGA

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little guy is getting mogged so hard

...

Each and every one of you will be sent home to your momma' in a box!

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have fun OP, looks like it's gonna be a fun stretching session

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Oh god no...

because this is fucking retarded and only literal immature kids would find this funny
it's a sex toy
who cares

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What are you doing.

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He's a big guy

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>Yea Forums - video games

the ball on the right is bigger than the unit on the left

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Is there a human alive that could take a dicking that wide

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kill yourself you retarded nigger

they throw in the mini for free?

Are you gonna be okay?

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no

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>board culture
you need to leave

...

How

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STOOOP

Oh my god there's still more

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THIS NEEDS TO STOP, JANNIES DELETE THIS THREAD

THERE CANT BE MORE user

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are you rich

I've been waiting for this thread for years, every time getting my hopes up when an user posts a box, only for them to be dashed when it's some nonsense like a game or a console
>460785869
oh fuck

His eceleb worship thread got bumped off, he's mad

GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

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Please, make it stop.

Good fucking lord

I know your mother could

HOW MANY DILDOS DID YOU FUCKING BUY HOLY SHIT

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IT KEEPS GOING

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There's always a bigger fish.

STOOOOOP

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HAVE MERCY

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you're just masturbating user, not plugging a hole in a sinking ship

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kill yourself nigger

point proven

wow

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HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Okay you can have that one, Anonymous...

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how much do these things cost again?

yamero
YAMEROOOO

IT REALLY WAS DRAGON DILDOS

YAAAMMMMERROOOOO

>This entire thread

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FEEEEEYEEEYEEEYEEEYEEED MYYY EYYYYES

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>it's actually a dragon dildo

man there is a line

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Cletus, please stop.

put me in the screencap

Fuck I miss him.

Way too much.

i don't like this thread, not one bit

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Generally around ~125 USD for a medium, which is what they appear to be.

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ANAL OBLITERATION

should I open the small bag too?

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The best thread in Yea Forums in a while

incoming 404

One of the greatest voices ever. Shame he was a weakling.

>B-But muh High grade Silicone!!!!!
you can use that horse dildo as a fucking cudgel

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THEY’RE CAN’T BE MORE WHAT THE FUCK

Jesus fucking christ

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RED ROCKET BOYS

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>all these underaged samefags
>Looool look a sex toy hahahahha
>haha dragon penis hahahahaha
okay soo?????

Maybe he’s got a PH account and got some free handouts

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how many holes do you have?

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I can't believe you bought all this for a Yea Forums prank. You're never even gonna use it.

DEW IT

user, what, the, fuck, you, piece, of, rich, faggot.

How do these not tear your intestines from your mesentery

Did you waste all your tax returns on this

do it faggot

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that's fucking fabulous

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Today, we all get to watch some fag build his Dragon Dildo collection from scratch

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I wish I was as rich as you.

DUDE

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>Florida Man beats intruder to death with erotic horse penis replica

Did you max out your fucking credit card for this joke?
You actual goddamn legend.

Yes,simply to make me feel better about my small dick compared to all this other shit you're posting.

do it

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pics of it in your ass or you're a pussy senpai

UP THE BUTT UP THE BUTT UP THE BUTT UP THE BUTT UP THE BUTT UP THE BUTT UP THE BUTT UP THE BUTT

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>theres still more

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Sure. Can't be worse than what we have seen allready.

Which Discord is responsible for this?

yes
I hope you enjoy putting 500$ up your ass

WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT LETS DO IT IN THE BUTT OK

The mailman had to have known.

some really small boys

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What kind of monster is OP? I can't handle even the smaller one ^^'

forgive us chuchu, for we have sinned

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>some kid with rich parents buys a bunch of dildos
>and retarded forever virgins freak out over it
pathetic

IN THE ASS

sweet baby jesus christ on a moped, have a mercy

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rhymes with janny

There’s no way this is his first rodeo

Ah, fresh meat, for my pot!

Are those the fucking power ranger colors?

man OP is gonna have some real fun
what a faggot

If 5 OP puts them all up his ass at once

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Cute

Why did they pack a severed hand using xanax?

kemoshota sized

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The first and only based discord the world has ever seen

The red one is kinda cute

I think it’s over now, we’re finally safe

SHOW ME HOW IT WORKS SHOW ME SHOW EM

how much did you spent on these?

fucking hell, how many do we have total now?

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this whole thread

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NEXT UP: 5 CRATES OF CUMLUBE

>a total of nine (9) fucking dildos
This is one for the history books OP
You better shove them up your ass now, we're already this far in

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Well now we just need a pic of one of those in OPs ass and the thread will be complete.
Better hurry before the mods stop fapping.

what would your parents think

I think we are done now...

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Toasting in an epic bread

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Those are tiny pinkie finger sized ones

Press F to pay respects to OP's anus
F

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>this thread
>my life

I should get OP's level I'm falling behind.

did the mods just try to 404 this thread?

don't talk to me or my son's penis ever again

In awe...

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I can't even work up the courage to order a fleshlight

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Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

me on the right

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO NEXT

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QAwHCHn

OPs dad here, fapping pretty hard, also very proud

Unless...

shove the biggest on your ass and link the video

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Who?

Dildo
The Cooler Dildo

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>5'11'' vs 6'

at least get an onahole you tard

I'm scared

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Fucking hell

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one for the books boys

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You're a good lad OP, you may be a faggot but you're our faggot. Time to rest

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u talk like a faggot
kill urself redditor
op is less gay then u

>6 inches versus 7 inches

SHOw ME

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thanks op i sure as hell improved my night god speed

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God you're pathetic...

only one way to find out
bad-dragon.com/shop

Why did you do this

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Thanks for the ride OP, now it’s your turn to have a ride

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what do you with the small ones? is it some prep tool or a keychain fob?

But was it worth it in the end?

seething

i bought the dragon pussy from Bad dragon and its really good and tight i would say its worth it just buy a single color and dont fuck around with the multi colored shit

Kurt Cobain

top kek

PUT IT IN

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GOD

nice video games

Thank you OP. You are board culture.

Haha. "In the end".

This thread is almost as gay as any weeb thread

>DD on a keychain
Dear god please let me see this before I die

I'm seething cause you're too pussy to buy a sex toy online? You should kiss my weiner, user.

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>5 inches
>7 inches

Is sucking your own dick gay?

l-lewd

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I hope you just bought all these so you could make this ebin thread and not actually use them

white boi vs black bull

>The few angry OP's ITT that are mad that this thread gets more attention than theirs.

you're on Yea Forums and you expect video games?

only if the balls touch

Nope

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This wouldn't be gay if it were a girl

Why is everyone looking at dildos?

And that's all of them.
I'll go now.
Goodbye.

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Is this Yea Forums?

It's cute, not gay.

t-that's pretty gay, user

Which one did you get?

>He believes in the Jewed hoax

A song to honor OP while he shoves all of those in his ass. youtube.com/watch?v=xTnZW74S6AQ&feature=youtu.be

Based

baked cock, my favorite

I guess you're going to be busy for a while

Doctor, are you sure it will work?

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Is anyone else seeing this?

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I've had enough of Yea Forums for one day.

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yal need to grow up

now that's what I call an ARSEnal

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you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

>tfw you'll never know what it's like to have a dick
feels bad man

godDAMMIT

Hagrid?

Was late to the thread but bless you user.

very nice

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You're a bloody legend.

What's even the point of the tiny ones?

That animation was pretty hot.

I got the dragon pussy the Janine its real tight and pretty well made

I'm so fucking lonely

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WHAt am I looking at

Godspeed, gigabased faggot.

but why

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CARLOS

BASED

godspeed you madman

ZOOM
ENHANCE

ENHANCE

It's for your fairy waifu to play with.

Fucking Carlos

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Why does anal feels so fucking good?

For his anime figures to have fun

Woah, a-a ghost?

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS

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As someone with a small dick,It's only nice if you're lucky enough to have one that's a good size.

Fag

I guess OP is gonna play some modded SKyrim VR today.

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wish i knew
i'm too tight for it user

fucking

got me

You tell us OP

Finish with a classic Carlos, this thread has cleansed my soul. Good night everyone

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dodging your humanity is a game of its own

I will fucking kill you Carlos you dumbass spic

>god i wish chad would stop having fun with his friends while the teacher is out
>user YOU BETTER NOT TELL THE TEACHER OR WE'LL FUCK YOU UP
>nod your head like a good little faggot

How do you do, homosexual?

Where do you think you are?

If anal feels good explain why prostate exams are fucking torture?

This has been the best thread in a long while. Everyone coming together to shitpost.
It's beautiful, man.

because you memed yourself into it and can't be a normal person anymore

Good taste in toys friend.

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You motherfucker

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It's just...why

That's bullshit. No one is too tight for anal.

Thanos dildo

put me in the screencap you fags

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i laughed

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someone in customs has to make sure this isn't a bomb or drugs

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kek

Horsecock confirmed for Smash

I tried it a few times and it just doesnt work. Its too painful.

now that's more like it

>MODS ARE NIGGERS
MODS ARE NIGGERS
>MODS ARE NIGGERS
>MODS ARE NIGGERS
MODS ARE NIGGERS
>MODS ARE NIGGERS
MODS ARE NIGGERS
>MODS ARE NIGGERS
MODS ARE NIGGERS >MODS ARE NIGGERS
MODS ARE NIGGERS >MODS ARE NIGGERS
MODS ARE NIGGERS >MODS ARE NIGGERS
MODS ARE NIGGERS >MODS ARE

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kek

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>game forces you to defeat weaker minions before you can take on the bosses

Hi, reddit.

HE'S IN OP'S ASS

so mods like dragon dildos?

It's amiibo DLC for Ridley.

If god hates fags then why did he put the g-spot in our ass?

you type like a 10 year old

imagine actuallying thinking slowly opening a box of dildos that get bigger over time is entertaining or funny at all
either your retarded or like 12 years old

Imagine being the poor bastard who had to check it.

weak and cringe
go big or go home

Only my friends roommate knows that answer.

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kek

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How do you even shit from your ass if it's too painful?

Read the entire thread before posting, tard

Its a meme. Prostate stimulation sucks too

You have to convince yourself mentally.

based

you have to go back

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posting in epic bread

>normal person
>Yea Forums
Fuck off back 2 reddit.

Well, ok then.

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Black guys are hot

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>This is going to be archived and immortalized
best timeline

>has to pull obscure image to pretend he has friends
actually embarrassing

ugh go away

>tfw you will never get nailed by the football team
Why live?

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why

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fuck man dont ruin the thread at the end of its lifespan

>people surely spend thousands of dollars just because it's a meme
Hello, reddit.

>bvb pic
yah it writes its self

THIS FUCKING THREAD

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that's terrifying

Can't see her feet. 2/10.

whatever you say double nigger

because you have a broken brain

Its not too late.

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>tfw doesn't do anything for me
Now post a sexy asian woman. They're literally the only 3DPD that can get me hard anymore, otherwise its 2D for everything else.

>people don't spend thousands of dollars on a meme that they trick themselves into
what world do you live in

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Welp I could use a vacation. What say we end this thread on a high note?

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>asian woman
>Fapping to bugs.

Gross, user.

>newfag spotted
Run away and never return

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