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ITT: We post kickass gaming tattoos!
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Is there anything trashier than tattoos?
inb4 thumb
>mario jacking you off with a smile
LUL the first is backwards
I'm honestly more pissed off at the artist who agreed to do this
I would never, under any circumstances, get a video game tattoo.
You don't see Star Wars fans getting Yoda tattoos, or trekkies getting tattoos of Admiral Ackbar.
Tattoos are supposed to have meaning.
When I was in the army, I didn't even think about getting a tattoo until near the end of my deployment. I've seen and done some horrible things in my life so when I came back to the states I did a lot of volunteer work which prompted me to get two tattoos of the words "angel" and "devil" in chinese on my left and right wrists so that I can remind myself that I am capable of doing both good and bad things.
10 years from now I'll look at my wrists and still have profound thoughts of what went through my mind the day I decided to get these tattoos but the idiots who got them because they like video games will only see an outdated, obsolete franchise.
>seen this image 100 times by now
>literally JUST noticed this
was the guy who originally that wrote this being serious?
I really, really hope this is bait.
Hi newfriend
>meanwhile, the tattooist is chuckling about putting the words "dumb" and "ass" on someone's arm
Unironically piercings
I want to get a tattoo of this! All the ladies will want my wide peenus.
Why didn't they mirror the image first??
fuck you posted it before I did
100%
Piercings can be tasteful depending on where you get them at least. Bull rings are trashy as fuck, but there's nothing wrong with studs on the nose. Well, as far as females go anyway.
is in the right hand idiots, it just looks flipped because thats how photos work
Based pasta poster
"You're one microscopic cog
In his catastrophic plan
Designed and directed by
His LEFT right hand"
>Studs on the nose
Studs on the ears, only.
>has never been in a Berserk video game
>will never be in a Berserk video game
It hurt
I'm responsible for posting this in nearly every tattoo thread. I even have a different version for Yea Forums
(You)
Don't be silly user, you know both thumbs are pointing the same way right?
That's wrong flipped or not
Ok
How did he take this picture?
>angel is 天使
>devil is 魔鬼
>his left arm says 平等, meaning equality
>his right arm says 牺牲, meaning sacrifice
Still might have meaning to him, though.
would it be dumb for me to get a little :) tattoo on the top of my wrist? just a cute little smiley to look at when im feeling shitty
ITT: We post kickass gaming clothing
Sure why not. Its your body and choice.
good waifu
> tattoos of the words "angel" and "devil" in chinese on my left and right wrists so that I can remind myself that I am capable of doing both good and bad things.
>I have two personalities: nicest guy you'll ever meet and twisted fucking psychopath
Where's your spider tattoo and barbecue lighter bro?
nice psychicpebbles tattoo
Projectors are such a meme. Gross
I think the less a tattoo takes itself seriously, the better. do it. but put it in a place you can easily cover with a watch in case you need to cover it
Fuck
yeah you have to be actually mentally damaged or a child to not notice the horrible input lag and blurriness from a projector.
Especially if dude was army
Who?
youtube animator funnyman who portrays himself as a disgusting goblin
He sure does look like a disgusting goblin
is he actually funny tho?
fucking new low. kill me dude I cant keep cringing like this
i find him very funny, he has a goblin like voice as well and is good on oneyplays
I just started watching oney when he dropped his newest ss13 video. Does oney frequently have guests on?
How the fuck do you guys function?
if you've listened to the sleepycast, they bring all those people on.
Where will these people be in 10 years? Twitch is going to have an interesting 10 year later effect on people. I still remember justin.tv super mario world edited games by that indian guy and the Protoman guy that were the most popular on the platform. Fast forward to today, who even where they? I can't remember.
Piercings are removable
that's psychicpebbles?
he sounds like a mouth breathing subhuman.
I think he has some kind of blocked nasal passage, but otherwise he's a normal looking dude which is surprising, it makes him even more endearing.
Have not. What's sleepy cast like?
ideally homeless and panhandling in real life instead of online
>TWO right arms
So are tattoos. And they don't leave you with giant flappy earlobes that look like a grandma's prolapsed anus.
the best podcast ever made, if you like banter of a bunch of retarded newgrounds dudes and their crazy stories living in a house together, with even the occasional visit of shadman himself.
What's up with the symbols on the pockets? Is the TV supposed to go in the left pocket?
OK Yea Forums, why do you dislike tattoos?
I hate tattoos but when people ask why i genuinely don't know why.
backwards hand tho...
Yikes. Nose studs are as bad as the nose ring, tongue pearls, or the '6 rings in one ear' look.
Aka the trashy coke addict look
The only acceptable vidya tattoos are the ones canonical to a video game. If you get any Bioshock tattoo that ISN'T the chains on the wrist or the AD; you're a faggot.
Retard
There's no point to them
Attention seeking
The world would be a better place if everyone who got a tattoo was gassed.
>ink-pre-order-cancer
Friend of mine has the Outsider's mark from Dishonored on his hand, looks pretty cool. Too bad it doesn't actually work.
I think he has a deviated septum or some shit
This shouldn't make me laugh.
>ruining the body God gave you to be some fucking walking ad for a soulless corporation
>shadman
I'm fucking sold. Thanks for the tip
They usually look stupid and indicate poor decision making
This shit right here
remote maybe?
It's either a way someone is commemorating something or self expression. In terms of self expression it's too permanent, so shows a person lacks poor long term planning (tastes changes etc.). You can express yourself in many less permanent ways. In terms of commemoration people often adapt the "3 deep 5 you" attitude with their tattoos which is just asinine.
Tattoos can also have some deep rooted meanings, such as being used for branding, or showing loyalty to something. People who have them for these reasons are fine, but they're usually criminals or military in western culture.
Yea Forums is a pure place. We don't like piercings, tattoos, smoking, drinking alcohol, drugs, trashy unfaithful women, you get the point.
Subconsciously, unusual dark marks on a body means illness or dirtyness. It ruins your pure body with a fucking png image
What with this fucking autist spaming this thread? Mad tattoo fag?
>liking Shadman
that edgy faggot was the worst.
fuck off you virgin faggot
not even an athiest but you don't know shit about God
That's gotta be it.
Dumb retards getting dumb retard markings on their bodies for life is probably why I would agree to work as a tattoo artist in the first place.
Not to mention you need a ludicrously powerful backlight and as little light in the room as possible for the picture not to be faded-out ass.
>tattoo fag sighted
Seething
You having second thoughts now about your shitty ass inked scar on your body since you entered this thread?
Theres really no symbol for tv remote, and judging by the one pocket being a controller the other pocket has to be for a tv remote.
Who would devote their life to some money-grubbing whore like this?
I don't care how pathetic you are, you can't be THIS pathetic.
Get a load of this guy because it's true.
FUCK TATTOO FAGS
Most people get them when they're too young to be making those kind of decisions. Like getting your idiot badge as soon as you turn 18.
I had this for years, worst part is that it is painful when stretching and you don't touch it too much. Then this shit heals and you sweat and around a month or so you notice a smell of death and notice that you need to wash it.
Uhh fuck you
Holy shit, that's top tier regret.
I don't think they're intrinsically bad, I just think it's a bad idea to permanently modify your body. With basic piercings you can just take them out when you find out you don't like them anymore, but what the fuck do you do when you start to regret your meme tattoo that doesn't mean anything to you anymore? Look at who you were five or ten years ago, chances are your tastes have changed.
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my all time favorite video of him
Tattoos themselves aren't bad. It's the people wearing them. Tattoos are an immediate redflag for shitty untrustworthy person.
Tattoos should be used for things like badge of honor that need to be earned in rite of passage or remarkable acts. Then when you saw a heavily tattoo'd guy you'd know he wasn't just some dudebro retard but an actual accomplished person.
>be 20
>dude, I'm gonna get this permanent drawing on me
>be 40 - 50 and so on
>dude, I look fucking retarded
>tfw I almost got a fucking triforce on my hand like a basic fucking bitch when I turned 18
thank FUCK I'm a coward
No-one gives a shit about 40-50 year olds anyway.
15-30 is the most important time of a person's life.
thought that was nemissa for a sec there
Whenever this guy jacks off, it’s going to be Mario jerking him off.
I don't get it. Why didn't he just get it on the other arm?
the me a few weeks ago would laugh at you but now I agree wholeheartedly with this.
If he were that smart he wouldn't have gotten a video game tattoo in the first place.
WATER ONLY NO FOOD ANALOGIES
>get out of my car video
what the fuck? zone still makes videos?
Literally the only reason why Yea Forums claims to hate tattoos is because a majority of Yea Forums are bitter social outcasts. Tattoos are usually worn by Chads who get all the girls or who have many friends and who are constantly invited to social events. Yea Forums convinces itself that tattoos are "impure" for this reason
I might get a Hunter's Mark tatted on my wrist.
I want to start my second sleeve soon and I'm probably just gonna fuck around with it.
in b4 "nice berserk tattoo"
I just don't think the same person who would get a Zelda tattoo is the same person that would get a Counter-Strike tattoo.
yeah he has two right hands
Oh and I might get something from Okami because the art from it gets me off
>not washing it during the first month
Wtf, user. The first month is when you're supposed to be washing it the most. It took you a fucking month to get around to cleaning it?? My gf has them and she washes everyday
Then you are fucking dumb, people like lots of things
What about this one?
I don't have a reaction image for my disgust towards you. I was going to say "I'm pretty sure that's just you dude, normal people would wash them (and the rest of their body) daily" but only the filthiest retards get gauges so I'm sure most of the people that get them ignore washing them too
Calm down, retard.
No-one on this God's green earth actually likes Zelda.
Poor guy. I don't feel sympathy for many people these days, but people with physical deformities or disabilities have my sympathy.
Also, it's always cool when someone uses a hideous avatar for themselves. So sick of ugly people hiding behind super kawaii avatars.
Since my name John I would get a JoJo birthmark tattoo‘d if I was really buff. But alas, I am not.
>only the filthiest retards get gauges
Do you guys just live in flyover states and small towns or something, gauges are pretty common
filthy retards are pretty common
Most of the people I know with gauges are just normal working people though?
I don't hate them, tattoos can look great if done right. The problem is most people don't understand good taste and end up getting stupid shit plastered on their body.
>GAUGES
>WORKING PEOPLE
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH
they work shit dead end jobs but they still work
Name one (1) example of a tattoo done right.
Why does Mario have two right hands
what, it's not like you aren't going to get a job just because of gauges. I don't have them but people I know that do make a fine living.
It ain't the late '90s or early 2000's anymore.
I don't get it... you have to trace that shit prior to inking. didn't either the guy or the artist notice!?
post a pic of your tattoo so we can make fun of it :p
Who cares, money!
>Believing in God
what a faggot.
My bodies clean as a whistle, I legit look like the honest, innocent boy next door, but I haven't held a job longer than three months.
My friend has gauges and Vidya tattoos, and has worked at the same job for the last five years. White collar job, design work.
>inb4 whatever bullshit goalpost moving horseshit you're gonna spew
I thought you sheltered neckbeard types stuck to contemplating MLPxFallout and painting miniaturesin the solace of a dank basement. You're gonna tell me that behind that greasy facade lies the most burning moralist?
What did he scan as?
>trekkies getting tattoos of Admiral Ackbar
Yikes
I hope those moonrunes say dipshit or retard.
Probably a shitty artist.
The ones I've worked with would point this shit out quick and either fix it or suggest you use the other arm (if it already doesn't have anything on it).
i like that he put the name in case i wouldnt understand this very specific and niche video game reference
Baited
>Insults conservatives by insulting their religion
>Insults liberals by calling people faggots
What is this power?
the power of old Yea Forums
Where can I obtain this power for myself?
By lurking moar, my son.
Geometric tattoos are based desu
Based.
That input is wrong. fucking loser
you already failed
Gotee
Just wanted to say.
Last week I got a tattoo and I bounce between slight regret and being incredibly happy with it. The design itself is fairly simple. Most of the regret comes from how thick I got it, not sure if it fits, size wise..
Why did you ruin the exchange after it capped off perfectly you retard
Most of that regret is (probably) just it not being completely perfect to how you pictured it, trust me, went through a similar thing on my first tattoo.
>Most of the regret comes from how thick I got it
It'll last longer that way. Post it.
Who hurt you?
I wanna see
I would, but I'm worried some of my autistic friends would recognize me. If one of you can guess my name, that means you're already here and I'll post it.
It's The monkey kings golden filet around my forearm.
sounds neat
what's the shame? it's not like you're posting in a furry porn thread.
it's just a tattoo thread, you're just posting in it, you have a tattoo, nothing to worry about being recognised for
...why would you even care if your friends recognize you?
I can vaguely get the mentality behind tattoos, but fuck I really don't understand the appeal of shit like ear/nose/mouth piercings and stuff like this It's fucking unappealing and frankly disgusting. Why do your own body in like this?
I don't know what that is,but I'll tell you you're a goddamnedmong for getting ut
This is sort of unrelated but remember when Gears of War had that celebration of the big fans and gave four people with the best Gears of War tattoos a free session with a famous tattoo artist?
Why don't games have celebrations like that anymore, it was cool and made the dedicated community seem somewhat appreciated.
Hand is at least in the right place. It’s also slightly less gay to be jacked off by feminine Asians than mustachioed italians.
Low self-esteem.
People want to be unique, I can't really understand it either.
>tongue pearls
No, those are the trashiest ones by far since their function is to make blowjobs more pleasurable.
Same reason people mutilate their dicks. It's the jews fault.
gotta be more confident, man
A meth addiction.
Alright I'll bite. I already got the thing anyway.
Wraps all the way around as a solid black line.
i think a few piercings, even gauges, are hot as fuck. but i couldnt really tell you why, thats just how it is for me
that ain't bad, dude
excellent, nice and subtle
The only tattoo I'd ever consider getting is the Joestar birthmark to the left of the back of my neck.
But I still won't because tattoos are gay and a supplement for actual personality.
the other tattoos suck, but the dust2 one is actually kinda nice
get it you faggot, that's a cool idea
I like it.
>tattoos are gay and a supplement for actual personality
Why do you guys act like people don't just get tattoos because they like how they look?
>I thought you sheltered neckbeard types stuck to contemplating MLPxFallout and painting miniaturesin the solace of a dank basement. You're gonna tell me that behind that greasy facade lies the most burning moralist?
Fucking this, I've been here for longer than I'd like to admit and I've learned that most people here just like to trash everyone whom they deem lower than them. Although Yea Forums reserves a special place in this hell, it's part of the cancer that has infected the whole site. Cynicism, hedonism and envy is what makes it thrive. They all in their mind live in a bubble of imaginative esteem and worth and try to shittalk everyone who has a different opinion than them.
Because something that you put permanently on your body has to have better reasoning than just "LOL IT LOOKS COOL".
Your arm. Is on upside down. I'd fix that before getting the tattoo.
Hey thanks brehs. I'm really happy with it too. Not that I really have a choice at this point.
Such as?
They're like goddamn chapstick lids
I disagree, tolietman.
Boobs>boo
It's why I got mine.
Mark, is that you?
Take some more pills, pillhead
but there are at least two of them user
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That's why I'm not getting a tattoo. Nothing is that important. And if it is, then it's likely a person, and you can show your appreciation for them better than spending money on yourself to make yourself look cool.
>Have a wank
>"WAHOO! It's-a me, Mario! We-za gunna have some-a fun with-a your cock tonight! Oh yea! Just-a wrap my hand all the way around and-a work-a the shaft! YAHOO! Fun for-a me, and fun for-a you! YIPPIE!
ok honestly, who is looking at their arm while they're jacking it?
They look like rotting flesh.
Maybe that's the smell of your body going "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO US" to your brain. You're a goddamn human. That's all you will ever be.
Probably people with mario tattoees on them.
might as well just get a tat of you're waifu in that pose then
Wrong hand...
joestar birthmark is pretty good cause its subtle as all hell
I got the outsider mark, brand of sacrifice and "see you space cowboy" on my other arm
They don't mean anything to me, honestly, it just signels to like minded people that I really like this shit. I've started plenty great conversations over people complimenting my tattoos
had them for 2 years and have never once regretted them, though they are small and cheap.
It's just mindset desu, if you treat it like a picture thats what it becomes, its just more personal. Nobody cares.
Western people just don't have a tattooe culture. Japanese tattooe art peaked somewhere in the 14th to 15th century. We've just adapted it to what we think is the newest fad. Honestly if I've been born with dark skin I'd probably get one of the scarifications, I think they look better and more traditional than most body modifications western people seem to like so much.
This is some top tier beta male shit, holy fuck.
It's graffiti. The world won't miss it when it's painted over.
>09's
>that thread in the background
holy shit I thought this was pasta
>I look at the feet instead of the ass
what is wrong with me
Seriously? It's the first time i've seen the image and I noticed it within half a second.
that input would probably still work in sf4
>They don't mean anything to me, honestly, it just signels to like minded people that I really like this shit
The sign of a brainlet. This is what I mean by a supplement for personality. You alter your body permanently to signal to people "ME LIKE SAME THING YOU LIKE" instead of actually fucking talking about it like a normal human being and bringing it up in conversation.
How much did you pay for the outsider mark?
The ink stayed on really well, you put sunscreen and lotion on daily?
you're a man of culture
SOLES
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You realize nobody thinks this way, right?
Not a single fucking person I've ever met considers tattoos a "permanent body alteration" like I'm going through HRT.
It's just a tattoo
I understand your prejudice, it does seem like it lakes forethought
it's a picture on my body of a thing I enjoy, sometimes people approach me with the same interest, I have never been discriminated against because of my shitty 50 dollar tattoos, I've only ever made friends
How void of personality is your life?
What would being a low iq brainlet who couldn't do well enough in school to get an actual career have to do with equality and sacrifice?
I'm sorry dude, but Dishonored is totally fucking soulless
retard
Only 50 bucks, if you look at the lining you can see it only took 40 minutes, it's not great.
The reason it looks good is because its thick, the bigger the better for colour reasons
I used an actual tattoo lotion daily, you can find them online for cheap, use them for about a week every morning and leave the tattoo the fuck alone and it'll come out fine.
>How void of personality is your life?
I don't have tattoos, therefore you think I have no personality. See what I mean? You just showed that you do, in fact, have that mindset I was talking about. Thanks for proving my point.
>>mario jacking you off with a smile
This might be a good idea for a "Your waifu here" arm tattoo.
internet tough guy is not a good personality tho
>nobody thinks tattoos are a supplement for personality, retard
>you must have no personality if you don't have a tattoo
How have I been an internet tough guy? I think I'm acting pretty civilly and haven't threatened you in any way.
lol you just btfod yourself
You should get a tattoo of a brain. A supplement is better than nothing.
>27 year old no job 3 gig reaction image folder having loser looking down at tattoos
stay livid and reply 10 more times saying you arent
just stop posting
>only having 3 gigs of reaction images
you are small time
Every sentence doesn't need a new paragraph, kid.
that's not how atoms look
>NOOOO IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR THIS MANY PEOPLE TO DISAGREE WITH ME! IT MUST BE ONE PERSON! REEEEEE
Shows a lack of future planning and short sightedness.
The tattoos I dont judge are smallish commemorative tattoos. Like to remember a deceased sibling/parent or someone who underwent a significant hardship alongside you, that literally means nothing to anyone except who went through that situation alongside you.
Even mil tattoos arent exempt, the amount of boot fucking MUHREENS who get a globe and anchor tattooed the week before they finish bootcamp is just as idiotic as whatever the thot flavor of the month is.
A brand is a shared bond.
>dont use images to express yourself or your interests
>let me look through my folder of 3k images to find the perfect picture to express how i feel right now!
i m a g i n e
...why?
>getting the most important equation ever tattooed in a subtle spot
actually based
Cope.
>SHORYUCAN'T.jpg
>post an unrelated image on an anonymous imageboard that will deleted forever in an hour or so
vs
>permanently altering your body to signal your interests to people around you instead of talking to them like a normal person
cringe. good luck getting a real job.
Not really, no. He repeats himself too often and has a very grating personality. Zach also greatly overestimated his own intelligence and knowledge of politics, history, religion, etc.
>the most important equation ever
Sup.
luckily for me it was completely free and will go away when the thread's gone
this is literally your life though, posting images on an imageboard associating with people you dont know.
Cheating.
Have sex, tattooloser.
>to express yourself or your interests
We invented this wonderful thing called language. You may have heard of it.
It looks cool, I'm not saying i would get one because I'm a criminal, I just believe it has some artistical value and a strong background.
100% right, all you seething gate keepers btfo
And it's not on my body when I leave here. Also, you're here, too, dumbass.
touche, although I guess nowadays that one isn't nearly as important
Yo
>yearly right triangle exam is coming up again
Damn, I should have gotten one.
>talking to them like a normal person
But you don't even do this, user.
You lack both self-awareness and observational skills. Autistically yelling at people how you like x unprovoked does not a conversation make.
He's talking about a love triangle
Name three (3) applications of Euler's formula.
Now you're just projecting.
Also, the fact that you think you talk to people by broadcasting what you want to talk about to everyone around you shows just how much the ink has rotted your brain. That's figuratively, before you take it literally. When you talk to somebody, just ask "Hey, do you like [interest]?" and if they say yes, keep talking about it.
Ahem.
poor quality bait
Signal processing
electromangetics
optics
and thats just electrical engineering
All tattoos are cringe and only low class low iq trash get them.
>not posting the superior version
>phasor representation of sinusoids
>Fourier transform/series
>polar coordinates
>Autistically yelling at people how you like x unprovoked does not a conversation make
Do you seriously think that's what he means by bringing up interests in a conversation? When's the last time you had a human interaction?
yep i hate women
Based
Interracial relationships
Wrong hand you fucking idiot
admittedly a friend had those lightgun games on wii that did pretty well on his projector.
>Adding unnecesary shit
You are missing the point.
He got a tattoo so that way he can scream his interests at people without his voice. He's clearly not good at conversation.
Technically, that's Euler's formula. What the other user posted is Euler's identity, which is when x = pi.
If I wasn't at work I would have vocaroo'd this
>on his 20th reaction image talking about how to just talk to people normally
i dont understand how anyone can just be so blind to their own actions
>He doesn't know about chadffy
the pythagorean theorem still has way more applications
the full equation is more important than just that one value
I'm saying that's what you do,Cheeto chode. You austically judge people for showing things they like on their person.
You:
>GREETING NORMAL HUMAN LIKE MYSELF, DO YOU ENJOY THE ORANGE AND BLUE MORALITY THE OUTRIDER EMBRACES BY GIVING THE PC, THATS THE PLAYER CHARACTER, MAJICAL POWERS IN THE FINE VIDEO FABLE, DISHONERED 2 FOR THE PLAYSTATION OR XBOX?
"I was just trying to buy socks...?"
YES, METHINKS ITS A FINE INTERACTABLE NOVEL
versus sane folk:
>notices tattoo
"oh hey, isn't that from Dishonored?"
"yeah, it is, great game"
>convo.goes on from there
You flautist autist
>God gave you
what a fucking cuck
>That's how photos work
You poor little ignorant cocksucking nigger.
This is now a math thread
I wrote more than you did, and I'm kind of making a point by now that I can post as many of these as I want, and they disappear when the thread does.
You think it's autistic to bring up your interests for two seconds in a conversation, but completely rational to place them on your body for everyone around you to see until you die. Seriously think about that for a moment.
Nigger
it's better than incel-y samefagging yourself on some shitposting board
Integration is ubiquitous, though.
Tfw I wanted this tattoo for years as well but now every cock sucking faggot who’s ever seen the JJBA anime has it and it feels played out
>literally smugfrogging about how he put more effort into being a pedant
baka, senpai
...am I missing something here? This some kind of practical joke?
You can't compete against the true chads, i'm afraid.
Having a conversation doesn't mean randomly shouting at people. You're trying to equate a verbal form of communication to what a tattoo does visually. It doesn't work like that. Just bring it up in a conversation naturally. If you don't know how to bring up a new subject in a conversation in a natural manor, you might actually have autism.
>pedant
How the fuck am I being a pedant?
that's true honestly, but so is PT. Maybe I'm just biased due to using vectors constantly
t. english major
Getting a tattoo doesn't stop someone being able to use that. It can open up a new avenue to begin conversations if people happen to notice or take interest though. I have a spider tattoo on my right arm because I think they're the most interesting creatures alive, people ask me about it all the time which is cool, conversations that otherwise wouldn't have happened because I'm not inclined to walk around asking every stranger I meet what they think of spiders.
>going this fucking far about tattoos
my God user, I hope your mother weeps every time she sees you for the walking pile of squandered potential you are
The joke is that (a+b)2 is equal to a2+2ab+b2, not a2+b2, the latest being a common mistake by kids/people getting into algebra. Isn't it hilarious? Like when someone says "their" instead of "they´re" ironocally. Ha, ha, ha.
>"oh hey, isn't that from Dishonored?"
>"yeah, it is, great game"
>convo.goes on from there
You have to eat all the eggs-tier cringe
i suck at math and even I see what's wrong with this
so I'm guessing this is wrong? can someone explain?
user, you got that tattoo because you love Spyder, the Secret of Bryce Manor c:
go mutilate your body somewhere else
You're honestly one of the people I just write off as useless as a human. You're forever bound to being a Gosling posting incel
>wow, I know I kept arguing this far, but it's really sad that YOU kept arguing this far
Good argument.
FOIL my man, if you're being serious.
It comes out to a^2 + 2ab + b^2.
jump up my ass, mouthbreather
I got pic related on my back, I'm really happy with it
>You're forever bound to being a Gosling posting incel
>forever bound
Joke's on you, my Gosling reactions disappear when the thread does. Tell me, when do your tattoos disappear, huh?
Anything other than some studs on the ear is disgusting and trashy. Even the bullshit like gauges and bars.
avatarfag
Given how hard you've been moralfagging about tattoos I'd think you want to be the better man and not rise to the bait, yet here we are.
Your father secretly weeps himself to sleep over the failure he helped create.
>Having a mini version of the sword on your back, otherwise it wouldn't fit
Lmao look at this shitter.
>Implying I have tattoos
This is where you lose friend. Truth is I have zero tattoos and you're still the Gosling incel I was speaking of
look kid if I crossed the street it would be based and redpilled. if you crossed the street it would be cringe
we're just different
>gets bideo james tattoos
>thinks it's a conversation starter
>calls others mouthbteathers
Top yikes
Why does someone embedding ink in their skin bother you that much then?
Unless you're some kind of hiring manager what does it matter, shitdick?
rate my ink
You don't know what an avatarfag is, do you? I'm also not moralfagging about tattoos. My dad has a tattoo of me and all my siblings' initials. It's something that means something to him. I think it's just retarded to permanently put something on your body for a purpose that could be replaced by bringing it up in a conversation like a normal person.
>this pathetic fag who disappointed his parents is now projecting all his failures onto somebody else
Yikes, kys
0/10
Prove I have tattoos motherfucker
You should consider a Sneed tattoo.
This is the way awkward conversations you cannot escape from start. It more realistically would go like so
>Hey that's a cool tattoo, do you liek dishonored
>Yeah
>My favorite part is...
And then you're stuck talking about a game that has very little depth both narratively and mechanically and given you got locked in to a conversation with a stranger over a fucking gaming tat there's nothing else to talk about. Given most people have zero clue how to appropriately leave a conversation he's going to stand there forcing himself to think of small talk about the game and it gets painfully awkward from there OR you just stop talking to each other and its weird you even acknowledged each other
Any way you paint it your shitty tattoo is shitty and you should have gone with anything more interesting than fucking Dishonored
Thank you for your service sir. Ignore all the disrespect please, they don't reflect our site.
See It's not tattoos I'm against, just stupid vidya or other interest tattoos used as a supplement for personality. A vidya tattoo is just as bad as a Californian beach rat girl getting "I
Why do people fall every single time for this?
Is she wearing panties?
Based and redpilled.
I hadn't heard of it but a puzzle game where you play as a neat little spider looks like it could be something I like. Thanks user.
Oh man, member the 90s?
Okay, but what do they actually say?
>wearing shoes in the house
Show me on my body where I have a tattoo. I don't have a tattoo. I don't care about tats, but I'll smile now every time I see one knowing it triggers you purist mongs so hard
my best friend is like that
he rarely takes his shoes off, he even sleeps with his socks on
fucking weirdo
White people should never get tattoos, they dont know how and don't have strong enough of an aesthetic culture anymore.
My dad got this really good panther tattoo on his upper shoulder, my dad is an asshole but I always thought his tattoo was cool, it was always tucked away so I would often forget he had it.
Maybe I should get a tattoo like my dad's.
It's an extra fuckhole
>I don't have a tattoo, I'm just vigorously defending this very specific tattoo I brought up from a video game I like and totally don't have on my body
>don't have strong enough
This.
Leave tattoos to Asians and islanders.
So you prove once again you're a shitster who will leap to conclusions based on their own projections rather than actually talking to someone, despite loudly trumpting the exact opposite on the internet.
The lack of awareness from some people, sheesh
That's a proper sentence, though.
Left says Fuck
Right says Niggers
>not sleeping with your shoes on
What, you want to catch cold?
Cool!
So you're just feverishly defending a shity dishonored tattoo? Also
>Should have gone with anything else
Tells you right away I'm not a "purist mong" but it DOES show you have poor reading comprehension
LOL morons, obviously he meant in a field of characteristic 2
HEY HEY
YOU
YOU
Stay triggered, reaction poster
Where did I project or jump to conclusions? That post is entirely made up of my own opinion. I'm not talking about your point, I'm clarifying my position. Do you know what projection means, or are you just using buzzwords?
I only have tattoo from Maruo's manga. Gonna do more pleb tattoos when my artist comes back to london
I also agree with this. I believe the west is so corrupt in its ideas of what is beautiful that tattoos are just another shallow method of attention seeking and self mutilation. Other cultures have better tattoo culture especially Korea, but I think the Americas and Europe will never be able to get aesthetically pleasing tattoos anymore.
While this was loading, I thought the top-right poster said anal virgin.
Severely disappointed.
>Monokuma
>Danganronpa was first released in English in 2014
This these girls jump out of a time portal?
What kind of job does the people who got major retarded tattoos in super retarded spots (like hands, face or neck) ?
This desu
They work for walmart, I guess
I have never understood the appeal of tattoos. I don't really care if someone else has them but I have never felt that I should get a tattoo of something I like.
I think the only time I can think of getting a tattoo is to let people know something that needs to be communicated if I was passed out and alone. Something like a medical condition or allergy.
Collecting autismbux and defending their decisions on Yea Forums.
You thought the term manchild only applied to men?
Everyone is sheltering themselves from these horrible times by pretending to live in another, better decade.
Either at a tattoo parlor or at Hot Topic.
I can smell the cigarette smoke from here.
I'm questioning why some ink bends you 14 year olds from the provincial flyover states so out of shape.
If you are so truly underexposed to a great amount of people such that "shallow consumer" immediately and always follows "videogame tattoo," then you prove yourself to be a sad little person unable to separate his shallow self-centeredness from the rest of the world.
Please continue to ineffectually rage in a hellhole of your own making.
ok virgin
Construction, tattoo parlor, late night convenience store, waste management
Bullshit that's Rose from /g/ and that's a dude
Why do so many people with tattoos smoke?
how weird it is for him to Jack off with Mario's hand
You'd rather Mario off with Jack's hand?
She doesn't do any drugs.
She doesn't even have a job.
Gay
I have a job.
I know I'm late, but can you explain what the hell you're talking about?
My school teacher growing up had a sleeve and I knew a doctor that had both his arms covered.
Considering that and she lives with her parents, that shows an obessesion well into worrying territory, but then again striped shirt and overalls is my major weakness.
>I'm going through HRT
Kek
Mark confirmed
My supervisor has plenty over his arms, and the guy I trained under had a few neck tattoos, so—
Sure.
>Thinking high end establishments give a shit if you have a tattoo
cmajnews.com
>Inb4 B-B-BUT SOME DO!
No, they dont. High end jobs with some of the best work in the industries have done studies that show clients dont care.
>tfw your neck will never be wider than your head
If its from a shitty franchise that has the depth of a bird bath then yes it is shallow consumer. sorry you regret your choices
But you aren't a cute grill with similar interests and around the same age and socioeconomic status, so why would I put it in you?
If my doctor had a tattoo I wouldnt let him perform surgery on me even if he was the only one working fuck that degeneracy
>WHEN I WAS JUST A LAD, SEARCHING FOR MY TRUE VOCATION
>Shows a lack of future planning and short sightedness.
how, it's not like it's going to get you killed
>High end jobs with some of the best work in the industries have done studies that show clients dont care.
Wrong.
/Pol/ would rather die than betray their morals
so please do
>Throwing a shitbaby fit when your life is on the line about a professional's life choices.
We call that natural selection.
Have sex.
yes?
Been thinking about this since I posted about this actually because this might be my next ink now that I said it out loud, any ideas for what would make a good Okami tattoo?
The all invompasing term of Doctors, Lawyers, Agents, and real estate workers have all done studies about client perception.
At least take a ten second google search you retarded /pol/tard
Some people actually go to the army to save up and THEN pursue their careers and go get a degree afterwards. I know of at least 4.
I'm married.
Prove it to my face fucker not online and see what happens
Nice.
Mah nigga Issun
Ironic, coming from a /pol/cel
The average /pol/ user gets laid every night, buddy.
You seem to confuse /pol/ with Sneedposters.
Now that I'm gonna need some proofs on
typically when you make a claim, you give the supporting information and don't make people search it themselves.
based sneepost
Her tattoos are (mostly) well made, I'd like to see her artist's other work, maybe get something for me if their other shit is good, but the Guts is lacking
Why?
That's a genuine question, I often wonder what people get out of copypasta after the first few times.
Based.
First this Then this And even this user, you just got annihilated and you can only blame yourself.
I work as a software engineer for a bank, most of the guys on my team have tattoos and piercings. There one guy in the same room as us who walks around in his bare feet which is more gross that the tattoos to me. If banks don't give a shit what you do I doubt much other high end businesses do, unless you're talking about being a lawyer or something I doubt anyone gives a shit about your neck tattoo and nose ring.
Lol, that doesn’t say angel or devil.
I'm not a christ faggot, what is that leviticus 1928 thing?
I have a vocaloid tattoo. Not even joking.
At least read the fucking article here that I linked earlier.
You must not make any cuts or tattoos on your body.
Sounds like you could make a decent tattoo design out of one actually.
They're from the middle states, where everyone's experience is small, vision narrow, and times are assumed to be twenty years eariler
>too beta to actually post it
>being jewish
Canadian here.
lawstudents.ca
Plenty of our lawyers have tattoos.
> going to hell because of some ink
Wow I always thought people who called them Christcucks were just edgy retards but they might have a point
Dumb witch
Its been over a year and I dont regret it yet
I'm pretty sure half the thread is from the deep south because even some of the politicians in my area have visible tattoos.
Isn't that a picture of Voltaire?
holy shit, I think you're right
Why do you think such a depth of ignorance has been shown here?
>oh ophelia, you've been on my mind girl like a drug
youtu.be
this is the cuckoldry that the media promotes
>tfw no autistic boomer gf to play vidya with
Deep south has the best education.
"Thumbsa down, you sona bitch! Wahoo!
>Tfw starting college at 30
Fuck, should I just quit?
Please look up where the name Britain comes from
What's having an autistic gf like? Worth it?
Think of yourself but as a girl, including the bad stuff.
Would you want that person as a gf?
They're delusional and hold onto their belief out of anger and desire to feel special and unique.
Christianity is the ultimate hugbox because of how contradictory the bible is, you can believe anything you want and think you're a holy man. Even though it's very explicit from Jesus's mouth to give half your earnings to the poor and to not judge people like whores because everyone is flawed.
Prove
It
By what dumbass measure?
>regliousfag
You're on the wrong board, nobody has to pretend to put up with you here.
>Not a single fucking person I've ever met considers tattoos a "permanent body alteration"
Only because you’re so retarded you completely fail to realise it’s permanent lmao
Bad stuff isn't so bad here, so yes?
I meant legit autistic or at least obsessive like the girl in the pics
don't quit user. if you play some cards right, you could probably get a pure qt to like you because you're older but even if not, the money you'll make doing whatever you're doing at 30 to go to college for will be worth it. even if you never ever get any pussy, you can always get a boat and cocaine.
datsdajoke.jpg
I'm not that autistic, user.
Even then there's not so much bad stuff. ADHD girlfriend might b cool.
I meant legit autistic or at least obsessive like the grill in the pics.
Also, add hygiene issues.
It depends on whether she's just a weirdo or actually autistic.
Actual autistic girls tend to act and be "manlier" than normal girls, that's why so many of them play videogames, have similar tastes to men and dress strangely for a girl.
I can never decide whether this looks more like parasites or some sort of infection.
Either way its fucking gross.
>not judge people like whores because everyone is flawed.
Why the fuck do they always forget this shit? How hard is that and where does that drive come from? You think for how goddamned hot it is in the south people would just want to let things go
Just gotta move it down a bit.
what's funny is that if he takes out his plugs or whatever, he looks like he has cheek anuses
Git gud.
You don't need to be a christian nor religious to dislike tattoos. I think it's stupid to print a jpeg on your skin, even if you think it "looks good", it won't forever. You'll grow old, and it will look out of place, not to mention many people, deny it if you want but it's a fact, will feel disinclined to trust or hire you for a job.
That's just bad tho. How is that not like instant I fection? Does he just leak spit everywhere? Least his teeth look good
>read the forum
>everyone have a tattoo but they cover them up
I'm getting mixed messages here...
>it: anxieties and projection
I never said that you have to be religious or christian to dislike tattoos.
And if you think that your tattoo is the reason you didn't get a job you're retarded.
for now
there was a later picture of his rotten ass teeth
Well, if she's just obsessive it could be okay as long as you share tastes.
But you'll have to pay for her stuff.
It’s attention seeking. I’m sort of a hypocrite bc I hate tatts yet I drive a sporty car but at least It’s sellable by the time I’m done with it. Tatts cost a lot of money too, I’d rather save it than spend $400 on a sleeve piece.
It has a glass cover.
Whys this dumb bitch just staring at the title screen?
Sweet, now he can take an extra dick in his mouth
He'd have to wear regular plugs or ones with plastic windows
And as I mentioned:
cheek anuses
Ahh I really liked her until I saw all the DBZ shit. Unless she actually has autism in which case I guess it can't be helped.
Why the fuck do people buy Pops they look awful.
Oh fuck that then.
Did her parents buy all that for her? I don't know if that's sad or not because I'm pretty spoiled too. Just that's like compli collections of stuff
It might not be the only reason friend, but it has some weight to it. Appearance matters for such things, it reflects the person's personality in many ways, and many people see tattoos as an immature thing.
He killed polnareffs sister
He's like a millennial Johnny Depp or kid rock.
What kind of poetry does he write?
worst thing is it looks like your ears have assholes when you remove them
Where the fuck do you live, there's a shit ton of people who have tattoos in actual higher-end work spots. The stigma's largely gone in this day and age.
Thanks Dad. Couldn't figure that one help. Good thing I got your concern.
Literally /ourguy/.
>tfw metalcore bands I listened to growing up got me into tattoos
>two sleeves and I'm planning on getting my chest done
>no regrets
Thanks ADTR
She's almost 30, so who knows.
Apparently.
>Dishonored is totally fucking soulless
Does anyone have a screencap of the guy from Yea Forums earlier this week lamenting his Hand of the King tattoo after the spectacularly shitty episode?
I used to have a tattoo on my forearm.
Then one day, I got drunk, grabbed a knife and cut out the skin with the tattoo.
Based. Fuck what these degenerate demons think.
:D/D:
>I got drunk, grabbed a knife and cut out the skin with the tattoo.
Sure. Post scars. But omg, what would saint Peter say when he sees your gnarly arm?
Even worse, what would your pastor say? Or all the granmoms in your tiny ass deadbeat town.
Even if someone got a retarded tattoo on your face, you can just remove it with laser recolourization or concealer makeup.
>I AM SILLY
But I'm an atheist.
I would get one if they were free, but no way i'm paying for it.
Tattoos have no actual use.
Edgy.
I hope your story isnt true because I hate interacting with schizophrenics.
>cut out the skin with the tattoo
fucking bullshit
If that's your logic neither do video games.
This
>Also, add hygiene issues.
Wew
Based and Homesick pilled
Why does western cultures have such a bad fucking taste when it comes to art?
Everything they claim is their high art is just stolen from the extremely homosexual Greeks and Romans.
>Bad hygiene
Tell me a story user and I'll reply with one about my girlfriend being disgusting.
She isnt autistic though.
>be 36
>still hears ADTR
sometimes i wonder if im just autistic, but I still fucking love adtr
>thats a guy
>extremely homosexual Greeks and Romans
You Americans should lose all right to reference anything and make anything regarding entertainment media.
You try to project your shithole onto the rest of the world and history.
Tattoo's are for losers. Get over it already.
I'm from fucking italy you stupid bastard.
It might sound hot, but trust me, there's nothing more disgusting than the smell of rancid pussy.
My sister used to be like that and it took a lot of effort to get her used to getting showered.
Now she's mostly normal, but she's clingy with me.
It's not.
>smell of rancid pussy
>My sister used to be like that
based alabama poster
Bros. I saw em in concert last year it was amazing. I just wanna say you guys are solid anons and that Homesick tattoo is beautiful.
>I was nearly pretended to be retarded
I haven't done anything with her beyond cuddling, but it's like when a guy doesn't shower and he smells like dick.
Pussy smells even worse.
Christ, why was your sister so adverse to baths? Legbeards whyyyy
Sis, get you stankslit out of my face I'm trying to game
>Denying the fact the Greeks and Romans raping little boys is commonplace
It was so common it was a system of payment.
The fuck do they teach you cucks in the south?
>It's not.
I want proof nigger
What the fuck makes you think our art is stolen from them? We inherited and further developed their art and culture nigga, they were the founders of what we call western civilization.
According to whom?
Let me guess, American millennials.
You burgerclaps should simply shut up and die quietly.
Fucking nothing.
Literal welfare states.
>BADADADADAD DUHDU DUHDU
>DUHDU DUHDUDUDUDU
>BADADADADAD DUHDU DUHDU
>DUDU DUDU
LETS GOOOOOO
t. Abdulah Ibn-La Ahad
>The south
>Learning
he looks more like a Chris Angel x Leafy crossover
Cultural sinkhole, balkanize US now.
Dirty bomb all towns in the south and Midwest under 30000 people
She's always been a weirdo.
Still, now that she takes care of her hygiene I find her endearing, we are closer now than when we were kids.
>We inherited and further developed their art and culture nigga, they were the founders of what we call western civilization.
Show me five American historians that continued the aesthetics, values, practices, and ideologies of the Romans and Greeks. I'll make it easy for you, it's impossible and contradicts the settings of your government so just show me a famous historical American sculpture maker that was allowed to practice the art of eros without being shunned.
You faggot Americans think a couple spaghetti cooks come on boats and invent pizza that you will ever dream of being involved in real Italian culture?
You're all just a bunch of weeaboo tryhards that just steal any cultural identity that doesnt belong to you, the only people that shit belongs to is the faggot spaghetti cooks.
Make that for all of the US.
Your cancerous culture has been poisoning the rest of the west far enough with your neo-nazis, your SJWs and your feminism.
The Soviets died out, no one needs you anymore aside from Israel, and fuck Israel.
>homesick was released 10 years ago
>immediately knows what song this is
based adtr bros
downfall of us all
Apparently so if you guys cuddle. The biggest redpill to swallow for me is how grills can be slobs as much as guys can.
>1st link
I don't see it
>2nd link
>38min with 8 ads
No thanks, got a time stamp?
Holy shit, SEETHING, OBSESSED, and just plain flat out ignorance. High score user.
Historical paintings, sculptures, pottery, graffiti, ect.
Sorry your edgy hugbox hides you from the truth sweetie.
Yeah, the world is running out of things to do and people running out of purpose.
So we grow lazier and lazier.
Nowadays all we do is play vidya and watch movies together. Can't complain since we grew up watching the same stuff.
>Has no real reply.
Owned
Post them.
Please get bombed
Imagine a culture so gay that the most common poetry is gay plates people eat off
>That time they performed with Linkin Park before Chester Chester'd himself
No wonder americans like greece so much.
Lol
This one is my personal favourite because it was kept in an extremely public area and glorified.
>failing, degenerate has-been empire with fake democracies, where half the population is gay and the other are savages, all while the rest of the world cheers for their destruction
A fair comparison.
Holy shit lad, I'm not even american. Our justice system, republic and democracy all had their roots on ancient rome and greece. Not to mention catholicism, which originated in ancient rome and shaped the course of our civilization. Take a look on your country's constitution, if it's a western one. Many laws are basically copies of the 10 testaments and the teachings of Christ. I'm not even a religious person, but those facts are undeniable. Our values, some were changed, of course, suffered enormous influence from them.
The Greeks were so gay that philosophers were paid in sex by their young male pupils, Socrates was considered a radical for thinking it was unethical to take advantage of young boys.
99% of the greatest roman and Greek philosophers were gay pedophiles.
seeth harder, maybe your further will come back and let you be his first bootlicker
I have actual diagnosed adhd, you don't want a gf with it. It is high maintenance. I forget things all the time. Basically it turns out what we focus on has a lot to do with what we remember so you end up missing a lot of things with adhd since it effects focus
Oh is that true? I appreciate the history lesson but that just makes me more angry.
Why the fuck were italian immigrants considered dogs in that case then? None of the founding fathers were italians.
As an italian man living in italy I'll spit on the face of any fat American near me because of the persecution.
I'm not a nazi, in fact, i'm grateful for you destroying them and the Soviets, but ever since then you have become a bigger threat to the west than the nazis and soviets.
America is cultural poison, and it's a traitor of the west.
It deserves to be destroyed as much, if not more, than nazis and Soviets.
Not to mention the population of the US is bigger scum than anyone who ever lived in the Soviet Union or Nazi Germany.
I know I have ADHD too, although not as bad as most folk diagnosed I think.
Gf and could both make jokes about things the other has no idea about. I think that would be cute
>Our justice system, republic and democracy all had their roots on ancient rome and greece. Not to mention catholicism,
Our Catholicism is from britian
Our democracy isnt from italy
Are you fucking retarded?
Italy was never democratic until america stepped up
Way to take it personal, guidoProve it dumpshit
Thanks for ruining everything, America.
Mid south education strikes again.
>tfw no ADTR thread
Our democracy is inspired by the French revolution.
Well, the best example is the time the CIA was caught running propaganda campaigns in Estonia about how great diversity was.
There's also the refugee crisis, which is only a thing because America is the lapdog of Israel.
There's also your entertainment media nowadays, full of propaganda and also the worst in the world.
And on top of that, it's populated by the most obese, most dumb people in the west who's lives are so materialistic that even their politics revolve around videogames and shitty superhero movies.
America is 100% cancer.
We aren't talking about some povertyhole shitnoggin. You want to blame America so hard, quit being a fucking winesucking baby hiding under your sauce making grandmother's skirts and come here and blow up a part of it.
All you're doing is showing how ineffectual and ignorant you are despite your rage. Spagetti swilling fuck
ITT: uneducated mid south /pol/tards try and pretend italian culture is their own even though america kept italian slaves and considered italians subhuman.
This and more complete misunderstandings of history at 9
Do something about it then, faget
I am, i'm supporting those that would turn the US into the middle east and the next playground of your own military industry.
Imagine getting owned this hard
Italians trying to lay claim to the cutral cache of Rome is the same as blacks saying we wuz kangs prove me wrong
When I mentioned democracy I was talking about greece. Of course shit has changed since then, and our current system was influenced by other things, it's been millenia.
Big words from Americans, a nation without culture beyond consuming.
Prove it fuck cunt. You're just a weak keyboard warriors like the rest of us. Go back to your blacked threads
>You want to blame America so hard, quit being a fucking winesucking baby hiding under your sauce making grandmother's skirts and come here and blow up a part of it.
Sorry I'm not like you edgy southerners, I actually dont run for my guns while bouncing my 8 foot long mantits.
I just spit on the face of american tourists like any good italian.