Joins your guild

steamcommunity.com/id/worstpersonalive

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I wonder how easy life would be if you looked like that. Seems like your only problems would be deciding what trendy place you should go to for lunch

Who is that girl (male)?

>joins your guild

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>gets every guy except you wrapped around her finger
>any criticism towards her brings wave upon wave of neckbeard virgin white knights

mmmm pleased to meet you *smooch*, m'lady

>becomes your personal healer

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kys already attention-whoring faggot

>always asks for bones after killing skeleton mobs

NGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIVE ME AN ARTHOE GF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>worstpersonalive
>alive
You ain't got no life, retarded friend-begging pedophile.

This is to real

Cebruz whats your total number of suicide attempts?

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2 (TWO) if i remember right

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Daisy Ridley looks like a nice girl to smack ya know?
I’d really just like to bash her face in while sticking my dick in her ass. Just really bully her haha wouldn’t that be funny

I fucking hate threads like this. I browse Yea Forums so I can keep my mind occupied so I won't fap, allowing me to have a better state of mind, but then you niggers just post hot women and make me touch my dick. But no! I won't fall for it. I will persevere. Just like what the Count of Monte Cristo said, wait and hope!

You don’t fucking want one man, the fake drama and shitty attitude is so not worth it. They drain the fun out of everything and they always have a mental issue. I wish I wasn’t speaking from experience.

>talking to normalfag girls
No thanks faggot, I'd rather watch paint dry.

vain vapid whore

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alternatively, stroke and cope

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What the fuck is that awful phone case?

Why are you guys so pathetic that anything even resembling the female form makes you go to pieces
Just go to an asian massage parlor and get some girl to jerk and suck your dick, it costs less than the price of 2 new games

>girl joins guild
>never talks in chat, only joins voice chat in raids and lets out a couple of ''sorry'' ''ok'' ''oh my bad''
>profile and social media pictures depict her in a very unkempt way, greasy hair, messy room and stuff all over the floor
>goes offline for 7 days
>entire guild thinks that's pretty weird since she was pretty much online for 10+ hours everyday
>check her facebook
>parents post about her suicide

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This image really makes one think, huh?

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I jacked off to that pic before

How about you just go outside and try to get laid?

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Why didn't you save her, user?

i want her sexy lips wrapped around my cock

I'm going to need the full video user. Thank you for introducing me to a new fetish.

It's only that easy if you have a vagina.

Instant invite as soon as I see him log in
You damn better give him the loot

>Excuses
Not everything is easy.
Be a man.

I would cum all over her face.

Wow can you imagine if I actually got attention for playing video games and shitposting.

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/guildquit

>dude just have sex ;)
Stop talking like its so easy to have sex you fucking niggers. In this day and age, unless you're 8/10 at worst you're not gonna get any pussy.

>G-get out there and find a woman to support!
Nice try sweetcheeks