DETECTIVE PIKACHU REVIEWS ARE OUT

>this movie about a franchise is just a ad the franchise

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>SEETHING

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Oh you think they would make a realistic pokemon movie if it wasn't for pokemon go. Cute

>rotten tomatoes
Go buy some decency.

>G-GUYS IN 50 YEARS MY MANCHILD MOVIES ARE GONNA BE GETTING GREAT REVIEWS
no, most people grow up and leave childish things behind, liberal

This
>movie milking the shit of GO casual shitshow
>casuals dont get a thing
Lmfao

>he thinks this is bout nintendo
based manchild. This is about videogame movies being a thing

holy shit kys

you're either brazilian or canadian, which is it

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>Normalfag boomers reviewing a Pokemon movie
It's like back in the day when they reviewed the first few Pokemon anime movies. It's a dumb anime movie and not something they'd ever get.

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OH NO DISNEY IS REALLY SHAKING IN THEIR BOOTIES RIGHT NOW

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considering that the movie's plot, characters and setting are scraped from something that is not pokemon go, well..........

>metacritic is even lower
huh....?

You'd be fucking hard pressed to find a boomer who doesn't know about Pokemon or has played it in the past

Sounds like a bunch of haters

>yes that's a pokemon go reference

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Yeah when Godzilla obliterates them

>trusting critics

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>22 reviews

Yeah wait until 100+ reviews have been counted and see if it's still that high.

You morons still haven't learned from Alita or Shazam, have you?

Most of the bad reviews can be summed up as people who only played PokeGo are complaining that a Pokemon game is too much about the Pokemon.

most people 40 or older are still in bill cosby POKEYMAN tier knowledge of it because they had no reason to care in the 90s and they don't now

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>if you can't follow it
>need a Wikipedia to explain Mewtwo
They literally gave bad reviews because they don't know what pokemon are

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manchild

Two really shitty movies?

This.
Alita was fucking amazing, Critics didn't like it but it's sitting on a 94% User Score.
Can only see Detective Pikachu do the same.
The only people to hate it are those faggots that want capeshit all the fucking time. Its become an absolute cancer to the film world.

I could name 20 off the top of my head

>Pokemon Go invented gyms

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SONIC CHADS WIN AGAIN
Sonic's movie will get 99% on Rotten Tomatoes and will win several oscars!

>Shazam
shazam got amazing reviews, whats your point?

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Movie critics in today’s day and age are just Disney dicklickers.

Back to your shithole general for your bomb

The Pokemon are hideous and the premise is lame. How are there so many supporters of this soulless cashgrab?

>2 really shitty movies
Look at this marvelshit nigger.
Took too much of the mouse dick.

Here is your top boomer critic bro

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NINTENDO WHY DID YOU ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPEN AGAIN

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

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Am i reading this wrong? They gave bad scores because they aren't familiar with pokemon?

wrong
board
you
stupid
nigger

>all these gaymboy faggots eternally btfo because 90% only remember pokemon go
lmao

>HE DOESN'T LIKE THAT SHITTY MOVIE SO HE MUST LIKE THIS SHITTY MOVIE

why do people pay attention to review aggregators? the more reviews you get the more worthless the opinion will be. find the people who give quality reviews and judge based on that

>mfw the Sonic movie outperforms Defective Pikachu purely from memes and Jim Carry being Eggman

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sonic will somehow end up better than this

Basically.

Yes, apparently they will dock scores if the movie isn't accessible to the normies.

if Yea Forums can discuss movies based on comic books then Yea Forums can discuss movies based on video games

Wonder how this bodes for the Mario movie.

but it's not an anime movie. it's hollywood thinking they can do better than anime with their ugly "realistic" cgi.

This is why vidya movies are shit and you need four hundred origin stories to even have a chance of grabbing people's attention. Moviegoers are fucking retarded
It's a movie with Pokemon in it. You could replace the pokemon with something else and it'd probably have no effect on the plot. And yet these people still cant follow it

>fresh
well alright then

Review aggregators are an easy number to drudge up and post OHHHH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO about on a Laotian crab-farming imageboard. It's barely a leg up from Twitter screencap threads.

No wonder Yea Forums is such a shithole

The problem is normies know pokemon better than the critics who don't give a shit.

>barafag
>ever having good taste

going to wait on the official Yea Forumserdict for this one

Move over pokefags

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Another case of children movie too complicated for critics. Honk honk.

Pretty much

Sega gonna do what Nintendont and release the biggest flop of 2019

this vidya board is shit enough without half of the threads not even being about vidya

>"which one is that one? is that a pikachu?"
>"which one is the orange dinosaur?"
>"how many pikachus are in this? i thought the one with the hat is named pikachu"
>"why does it have a cabbage on its back?"

>he didn't like alita

LOL

funny how nintendo fans love review aggregators when it's botw but hate them now.

>trusting user reviews, ever
go back to wizardchan

have sex

look at the top of his head

Barafags parroting opinions from real human beings don't count

The guy who wrote OP's review is 30. That means he would have been 10 or 11 when Pokemon exploded in popularity, which means there's a 99.9% chance he's played the games and is familiar with the franchise in general.

funny how hoopdoop console war *blows spit-bubble* phbhbhhhhbhlhblthlbht

COPE

>he liked alita

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It's like watching a sports movie without knowing anything about the sport.

>what is this, who are these people, why are they throwing the ball around
>oh, he accidentally hit the ball out of bounds, I guess this is supposed to be his lowest moment. why are his teammates hugging him?
>oh, that's really lucky, he gets to sit on that bench all game instead of playing, good for him, I guess he got a promotion
>huh, the music got really tense. it wasn't tense the last time he hit the ball. maybe this time's important. oh, he hit it out of bounds again, that's an interesting plot twist. why is everyone cheering so much? I guess the opposing team was really unpopular.
>"ultimately, baseball 3: the ballening doesn't say much. if you can't understand the strange rules and inside jokes about the sport, the movie does nothing to explain them to you. if you don't have some sort of strange obsessive attachment to baseball, you might as well give this a pass - there's not enough substance to merit your attention"

And retards here thought this crap was going to be good.

Movie reviewers will do this while praising the MCU for requiring you to watch 20 movies to understand it.

It has a ton of Pokémon that aren't in Pokémon GO.

>Not Marvel cape shit?
>That's a 5/10 from me dawg.

>movie is great for people who like pokemon
>shit or just decent for anyone else
what's the problem here?

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Karma's a bitch now, eh Pikachu?

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faggots like you chased off the mega man cartoon story-timer from Yea Forums AND Yea Forums and i genuinely want nothing more than for you to burn in the deepest pits for all eternity for your fucking nitpicking and autism

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REVENGE

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well I mean I could bring up every bad review from the PS4 library but I hardly have the time nor is this Yea Forums

>Barafag
>Shit taste in everything
Oh my god dude, you are like the worst part of the Pokemon community.

Seems like Trumpkino to me

>liked a westernized to hell "adaptation" of a great manga
fucking lol

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>if you need to google who mewtwo is, you won't understand the jokes a movie ABOUT FUCKING POKEMON
I don't even like this shitty looking movie but that made my blood boil. This shit right here is why we've had seventeen god damn movies about Spiderman's origin. God fucking forbid you actually expect the audience to either have the slightest modicum of prior knowledge about the subject material of a film or at least attempt to consider the fact that not every single thing has to be explained to death just so they don't miss one or two jokes.

seeth more faggot

>mouseshills review bombing detective chadichu
STAR WARS FLOPPED MOUSEFUCKERS

retard, people shouldnt be required to know your gay nintendieboy game to appreciate a MOVIE. accept the fact that the movie is shit (just like pokemon in general)

No, it's more like watching a shitty glorified advertisement for a mobile game that completely relies on fanservice.

You think anyone watching Rocky knew anything about Boxing? Watched Miracle knowing about Hockey? If the movie has actual talent they make it work. If they're hacks they ask you to do homework

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>he posts reaction pics from rebuild
OH NONONONONONO

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epiccc somebody is mad *dabs* kill yourself

>Yea Forumscksucker telling anyone else to burn in hell

>Movie designed from smelly manchildren doesn't appeal to kids or adults

Should have stuck to making videogames, the Sonic film made the right move by just targeting stupid kids and kusoge fans

>I-I-it's gonna be the first good videogame movie guys
Get fucked.

>pokemon came out 30 years ago
>claiming that old people don't know pokemon when they grew up with it

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Oh no its the Warcraftfag cope all over again

The Japs loved it shitposter.

>videogame movies

give me a videogame movie with a higger score
I'll wait :)

Most of the stuff at the top of Rotten Tomatoes are genuinely great, keep coping
> 1. The Tale of Princess Kaguya
> 2. Lady Bird
> 3. The Wizard of Oz
> 4. Only Yesterday
> 5. Citizen Kane
> 6. The Godfather
> 7. The Third Man
> 8. A Hard Day's Night
> 9. Metropolis
> 10. Modern Times
> 11. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
> 12. Laura (1944)
> 13. Singin' in the Rain
> 14. Eighth Grade
> 15. Inside Out
> 16. Repulsion (1965)
> 17. North by Northwest
> 18. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
> 19. It Happened One Night
> 20. Sunset Boulevard
> 21. The Battle of Algiers
> 22. Rear Window
> 23. Casablanca
> 24. Psycho (1960)
> 25. Nosferatu
> 26. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Based Gojibro

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>Yea Forumsirgin claims moral superiority after lowering himself to a Yea Forumscksucker's level because a thread about vidya was not vidya enough for him

We already got that with Edge of Tomorrow anyway

They're fucking animals in a fantasy world, there's nothing to explain.
Do they need to explain what of how elves work? Or who built the Transformers? Or how the Smurfs came in existence?

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Edge of Tomorrow was based on a manga though

>You think anyone watching Rocky knew anything about Boxing? Watched Miracle knowing about Hockey?
Yes.

It's weird to me that critics claim this movie is inaccessible to people not familiar with pokemons, yet they eat up every Marvel movie and had no problem following Iron Man.

>You've played Pokémon GO, right?

Imagine being such a braindead boomer you'd write that "quip" down and consider it clever enough to publish

>japs and americans loved it
>Kojim loved it

LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH

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> Ghibli on top again
Fucking Based

It released today in Japan.

I'll be seeing it tomorrow with a friend.

I'll make a spoiler thread here after.

Anything yall want to know beyond, "is X Pokémon in it?"

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This. Alita was one of the most kino sci-fi movies I've seen in a long time. Critics are idiot shills and should be entirely disregarded.

Why are boomers still alive?

>calls me mad mid sperg out

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Pokefags on fucking suicide watch. Get ready to watch this garbage fire in a room with literal toddlers

Only 4 of those are actually good.
No one really likes ET, for example. Or fucking Lady bird

Yea Forums has the biggest capeshit infestation on the internet are you telling me its liberals on there?

I love Beatles, I really do, but what the actual fuck is A Hard Day's Night doing above Psycho and Casablanca?

Or his only exposure is PokeGo since he was only able to name the Gen I & II Pokemon and had to give credit to the screenwriters for finding a way to let a Pokemon talk to a human.

Meanwhile End Game is still 90+ certified kino

>Yea ForumsntendoGAF already on full defence force because it's NINTENDO

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>alita isn't capeshit
Oh my God the delusion from waifu loonies

point out exactly where the seething nintendocuck posts are

Medicine got too far already. They literally won't just go.

The colourful horse movie got a 30 or some shit and that was good. Movie reviews are possibly the only thing worth less than video game reviews.

You fucking forgot Toy Story 2, it has a 100 & should be right at the very top

Only ones seething are liberal Snoyfags

Will Detective Pikachu be the ultimate pleb-filter?

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Here
>>TheEntireThread

FUCK CRITICS! FUCK JANNIES! FUCK CAPESHIT! I'M GONNA WATCH THIS EVEN IF IT'S NOT KINO!

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Proving his point.

No, it'll be Venom.

>sonic movie gets universal praise for doing everything dumbed down and normified...
don't fucking say that

The jump to 3D and Pokémon GO ruined Pokémon. Prove me wrong.

>Yea Forums has the biggest capeshit infestation on the internet
You haven't seen reddit

>But Snoy!
Yep, it's the Nintendo defence force. Oh boy, haven't seen you guys since the Labo reveal

Better luck next time, Defective Pikadork. It's time for me to get my oscars.

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No. Ryan Reynolds is biggest pleb in the industry right now.

>The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari not number 1
List invalidated.

>pajeets hired by disney try to review bomb

kek

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> Inside Out, The Godfather, Citizen Kane, Casablanca, Lady Bird
All of these movies are complete garbage

>implying there is a bigger pleb then anyone still playing Pokemon

I can't believe I'm more excited about a bad Sonic movie, over a kinda decent Pokemon movie.

That thing my kids liked?

All the normies I know are waiting for it.

>falling for /pol/ tier shitposting
Jesus Christ, are you guys serious?

maybe you'd stop getting chased out of boards if you used the right one for the right thing and stopped flooding them with off-topic horseshit you utter nigger.

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Stop embarrassing yourself. Shazam went nowhere, and so did Alita.

>1. The Tale of Princess Kaguya
>actually has a 100%
How can Miyazaki even compete.

NOT IN MY WATCH PAL!

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>The Tale of Princess Kaguya
That movie is too sad
2/5 Stars

The main games and anime movies all begin with a skeleton explanation of what Pokemon is. Adapting a spin-off was a mistake.

Sonic movie will get universal praise by making the movie less about Sonic himself and more about everyone and everything else. People will praise the character growth of the human actors and their personal drama.

>everyone is going to watch this movie
>call it great
>it's going to get a ton of money
>Yea Forums is going to cry every single day because page told them it is bad
It's going to be a nice week

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Difference being that Pokémon has many millions more fans than Warcraft. Pokémon managed to be the hottest thing around twice and has been a steady success between those two periods.

Yes, tell me if all the Eevees are cute.

>Rotten Tomat: The Citizen Kane of movie ciritic websites
how do journalists get away with this shitty writing and pointless comparisons

>mfw this board has fucked the "word" boomer beyond its actual meaning, stupid fuck genuinely believe real "boomers" know jackshit about something like Pokemon

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Based and redpilled Trumpkino that dabs on libtard Sony fans epic style

>1998 was 20 years ago

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>I don't hate white dudes

>Shazam went nowhere, and so did Alita.
do you seriously think both of those are more popular than pikachu? Did you born yesterday?

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Endgame is going to murder this literal children's flick

>in
Not on my watch, Juan.

It'll do as good as Venom, then fade from the conscious mind just a fast.

where is the right board for mega man cartoons, Yea Forums threw an autistic shitfit because it was a VIDYA cartoon and Yea Forums threw an autistic shitfit because it was a vidya CARTOON

Not defending these shitty reviews but having to watch a different medium is different than having to watch other prequel movies. The MCU only requires you to watch other MCU movies, you don't need to read the comics or watch the tv shows or anything to understand the story. FFXV got docked points for the same reason, you had to watch a separate movie and a Youtube anime series to understand everything, but no one docked points for MGS4 for making you play MGS 1, 2 or 3 before hand despite requiring you to play them to understand the story.

this is the equivalent of "B-BUT SONY"
none said shit about Avengers

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What does the RT equivelent look like for video games?

As a fan of the pokemon franchise that hates Pokemon GO, I hope this shit bombs hard, we already had 2 great animated movies in Japan that are basically a reboot, we don't need a second one. Also, it was a stupid idea to adapt a fucking retarded spin-off instead of the mainline games.

End Game will have legs, so it doesn't matter nonetheless.

they adapted the spin-off precisely because it already has a laid-out plot to follow

Based

>Alita
>Nowhere
>Fox already said it was profitable
Please seek help youve been on the mouse dick for so long.

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Sauce?

That has literally never happened for any ""funny" cgi animal in the real world" movie

Profitable doesn't necessarily means sequel material unfortunately. It just means they didn't make a movie at a loss and have to think if investing all profits from it into another movie would pay off or risk losing any pay off this movie had.

let me guess, you don't have any borthers or sisters

And a skeleton explanation of what Pokemon is isn't the issue here. Unless you have someone hold up a Pokedex to obnoxiously explain what each Pokemon does so 'you get that reference', casuals will never get it. So you either reduce the number of Pokemon to a dozen or so, or you half fill the runtime with infodumps to get what you're asking for here.

Id prefer a sequel to it over
>good guys win again the movie #23 but this time its 4 hours long!

I do have an older brother.

It also had the most human of plots so it's easier for people to relate to, but apparently, even this is too much for them.

>Pokemon fans shit on something forever
>mainstream reviewers start shitting on that same thing
>Pokemon fans turn around and start praising and defending it
It happened with Hoenn, and now it's happening with Detective Pikachu

keep moving those goalposts

Bing Bing Wahoo will have an origin story that is based on Yoshi's Island for opening act.

It's not like the movie is based on that detective pikachu game or anything like that

It literally has for every funny cgi animal in the real world movie

>not getting the plot
What? If the movie's plot is the same as the game then it should be pretty fucking easy to follow.

When you combine the GF User Scores & Critic Scores, it's like this
> 1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
> 2. Chrono Trigger
> 3. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
> 4. Super Mario 64
> 5. The Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past
> 6. Super Metroid
> 7. Super Mario World
> 8. Final Fantasy VII
> 9. Final Fantasy VI
> 10. Super Mario Bros 3
> 11. Resident Evil 4
> 12. Metal Gear Solid
> 13. SoulCalibur (1999)
> 14. Street Fighter II
> 15. Metroid Prime
> 16. Half-Life 2
> 17. GoldenEye 007
> 18. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
> 19. The Legend of Zelda
> 20. Super Smash Bros Melee
> 21. Tetris
> 22. Shadow Of The Colossus
> 23. Bioshock
> 24. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
> 25. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
> 26. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

Everyone loved Shazam

a vidya based movie is still a movie. theres more anons here talking about alita (an unrelated movie) then there are talking about the pokemon games

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Nobody likes bland human characters. People are gonna come see the movie because they remember Jim Carrey being funny when they were kids.

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RT is more respected and professional than any game reviewer site. Cope.

>fucking DETECTIVE PIKACHU
>fuckers keep using pokemon go
WHAT THE FUCK, If you're gonna shit on something, shit on it properly at least.

The hell is your problem? I literally added "unfortunatelly" to indicate that I want Alita sequel, I am just pointing out that merely making money back isn't sequel material because the money Alita made back would definitely go into sequel.

Mortal Kombat is legitimate kino.

so then what's keeping Yea Forums from throwing a shitfit about it being a VIDYA movie and screeching it off the board the same way

>expecting normal people to know about an obscure and unpopular pokemon spinoff

>68%
Uh...

if it scored high you'd just say nintendo paid them off. fuck off F A G G O T

It really doesn't matter. They already planned for a pokemon cinematic universe.

The Pokemon IP has far greater staying power than a Spidey spinoff movie.

Man of Steel all over.

The Iron City set is still built and available at a moments notice.

DVD and Blu Ray will probs pull another 100,000,000 anyways.

I can't tell if the movie is actually bad or the reviewers were just too stupid to follow the movie set in an established universe without hours of handholding. These reviews read like tumblr blogs and not actual movie reviews, they tell me nothing substantial. What about the writing? Acting? Runtime? Visuals? Score? What, nothing?

Why are Half-Life 2 & Melee ranked so high? Only games that i don't understand the praise for

>RT
>respected and professional

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>Literally begging Disney to buy Sony
I always knew you liked anal play.

>Actual video game sites who want a video game movie to be good after years of dogshit give it Great ratings

>literal who movie reviewers who don’t know what the fuck Pokémon is are giving it low scores

Hmmmmmmm

Don't joke about that, I still can't believe there are people who unironically liked that movie.

Tom Hardy is more powerful.

Tolkien goes full autism about the world he created's history, Transformers gets into the origin in every series after a few years. Smurfs might be an acceptable claim.

>believing anything but user scores

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Yea Forums doesn't even give a fuck about Pokemon, or Alita Battle Angel for that matter.

They care about their imaginary war with Disney, and will use any film as a jumping off point for an "attack".

Which is disgusting.

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Broken clock is right twice a day

Wouldn't that mean that it failed to translate well into cinema?

on one hand, nintendo is known for being autistically protective of their IPs and miyamoto is a producer (the pikmin shorts were pretty good)
on the other hand, the studio making it is illumination
it's a toss up at this point in time

I dont want this to fail. I just prefer 2D movies and think the last one is really underrated and flew under the radar of normies who only gobble up 3D shit and scream of joy at unreal engine demos of Nintendo IPs.

The Last Jedi is actually good though.

did you play them the years they came out? no? That's why

DVD and Blu Rays were a safety net only 15 years ago when streaming services weren't avaiable. When was last time DVDs saved any movie like they did Hellboy?

Dredd absolutely turned a profit with DVD sales but look where we are now in a world without Dredd sequel.

Melee's ranked too low. HL2 is too high.

The biggest crime is FFVI. It shouldn't crack the top 500

it should fail you retard

FF7 being higher than FF6 is fucking pathetic

I only trust the Mario movie because of Nintendo being autistic about their IPs. I mean, fuck, Mario & Rabbids actually turned out pretty good because they made good and sure the Rabbids weren't doing what the Rabbids are known for.

>The same reviewers that dick suck Marvel are giving this low scores

Lol, good to know it’s definitely worth my money.

I’m planning on watching it at least twice a week

SO this was a shitposting thread all along

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>Pokemon Don't Go
Gottem

No, fuck off, it didn't happen, no one said that, you don't exist.

Avengers: Endgame did wonderfully with critics and it's a terrible trashfire of a movie.
You can't trust those retards.

Uhuh.

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This doesnt even look ironically good
Whats wrong with you people

This is what I expect to see when I think about Yea Forums discussing films.

>letting bias cloud your judgment
No. The earlier pokemon movies deserve every bad rating they got. The directors only started unjusting themselves with the last one (everyone's story)

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Avengers is a glorified ad to sell more comics.

>Detective Pikachu movie
>Make a pun of Pokemon Go
I've never felt so young again.

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>Literally all U.S. or Japan
How can other countries even compete?

Shiteaters BTFO

But they already planned for a full scale movieverse

Most of them can be summed up as 'too much Pokemon references in a Pokemon movie'

>8.0 from IGN
wtf bros

Imagine caring what reviewers think in any medium of art or entertainment. Imagine being that fucking devoid of a personality and the ability to think for yourself.

>mention any movie
>b-but avengers!
So this our future, huh?

Winnie the Pooh is English.

>Tolkien goes full autism about the world he created's history

Not in either LotR or Hobbit though

it's literally the greatest movie of the 21st century

>Sell more comics.
>When marvel studio staff did the best to get away from shitty TV series and comics.

>*HUFF* Lol, *WHEEZE* good to know it’s definitely *COUGH* worth my money.

>*CACK* I’m planning on *WHEEZE* watching it at least *BRAP* twice a week

Someone born in 1946 after their Dad came back from shooting up krauts and shooting fluids into random women sounds entirely possible to not know much beyond "Thing my grandchildren like".

Then it is shit.

Deluded pokefags

It's actually embarrassingly opposite rn. No one makes 300 million dollars movies to sell more of shit that sells 50k monthly.

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No capeshit movie ever has boosted comics sales. Marvel comics is still alive only because its pluged to the Mouse dick.

because its still a fucking movie and Yea Forums is the movie board. vidya threads get taken down there. are you this fucking new?

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>literal boomer critics say its bad

Guess it's good then

Half-Life 2 made some pretty big headway with physics based puzzle gameplay at the time, a lot of the games on that list are on there for being innovative in some way.

you've totally missed the point
>Yea Forums has shitfits about vidya MOVIE
>Yea Forums has shitfits about VIDYA movie

>botw
>innovative
lol

please tell me you are just retarded

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>live action Pokemon

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PUT BRICK ON SEESAW
IT MOVES
OH GOD MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING

Selling coming in 2k19.Jeez i dont want to be harsh but comic retail are down for the last 5-7 years user.

Ah shit the iPhone must be the best phone ever.

Quantity doesnt equal quality.

>Tolkien goes full autism about the world he created's history
Nobody who's watched LotR knows what the fuck a "Silmarillion" is or any of the background lore.

>Transformers gets into the origin in every series after a few years
Which is consistent at best. Sometimes the Quintisons are involved. Sometimes there's Primus and Unicron. Hell TF:A Cybertron has supposed to be a living factory.

Point is, knowing the history of fictional creatures shouldn't affect how you feel about a movie because it doesn't matter, you don't need to know who half of the Pokemon are, just accept that they exist in this world . I'm Detective Pikachu isn't going to dive deep about how Palkia and Dialga govern space and time, and how there was a war that nearly tore apart the natural foundations of the world, or the mechanics of the Pokemon League and Elite Four, and shit like that.

the movies are killing the comic industry
are you stupid?

>Hello Kitty is 80M
Huh?

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Based

It's the only Open World game that actually gives you freedom & feels like fun to play. Rest of open world games are are actually linear as fuck and use Open Worlds to pad out the game's length & hide the lackluster fundamental aspects of the game

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Even if it get low critic reviews, wouldn't it still sell because of kids with parents, zoomers and nostalgic boomers? Merch should make a killing.

/vp/ hates this movie?

Reading context fag, I said a lot of games not all of them.
The brick had actual weight and attributes to it that wasn't run as a scripted event to move the seesaw.

>ubisoft towers and copy paste shrines
nice bait my man

Merch is one hell of drug.

A lot of IP survive because merch keep selling, just look at Kancolle for example, shit is a zombie everywhere, but figures sell like hotcakes.

Why do sonyfags want nintendofags up their assholes...?

Hello Kitty has tons of theme parks, resorts & Museums in Asia

The nostalgic boomers might carry it alone

>The brick had actual weight and attributes to it that wasn't run as a scripted event to move the seesaw.
So? It still wasn't an interesting puzzle, nor were any of the other ones.
I unironically preferred Doom 3's lighting gimmick as a technology show-off mechanic

Should Disney buy Nintendo?

Mixed bag. Most are neutral/positive, while the people who hate the art style (me included) moved on. I'm more looking forward to gen 8

No comic book brings in a billion dollars in one weekend.

COPE

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Jew mouse can't buy the ninty. It's the law in nippon.

You're probably memeing, but imagine actually thinking this.

You DO know boomers aren't actually 30 years old, right? They're much older then that.

Japanese law forbids it

the topic the movie is based off of does not make it any less of a movie. Yea Forums can fuck themselves. even their shitpost threads are still on topic while you fuckwits constantly keep multiple movie threads at the top of Yea Forums

Even rabbits think shit tastes good; it's still a shit.

That's the baby boomers

Except it factually isn't, like 200 Film critics across 33 countries already named Mulholland Drive the best film of the century

>nigger MC
There’s like 30 niggers in Japan and they all work in Shinjuku trying to scam tourists into titty bars.

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Even if the laws didn't forbid it, the entire Japan nation will be up in arms at the thought of their biggest brand be bought by gaijins

Looks like it's my turn. Sorry, Pokebros.

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Honestly I was thinking last night after that Sonic/Pikachu thread that this movie would get around 60% or so on Rotten, guess I wasn't too far off. Will be interesting to see the audience reviews.

It's out?

> If the movie's plot is the same as the game then it should be pretty fucking easy to follow.
That's the thing. The movie isn't about the mainline rpgs, but about mediocre spinoff game that barely anyone including hardcore pokemon fans have played. This movie was mistake, as it appeals to goddamn no one while at the same time the fanservice is just plain insulting.

Source?

ok now that's the perfect amount of fur. I like it.

It's at 71% now. Pikahaters on suicide watch.

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It's not the puzzles that they made with the game that's impressive, it's the fact that the game was ahead of others in the physical properties of objects that was. If you look at how games handled physics before Half-Life 2, it was mostly extremely simple or heavily scripted.
Valve did drop the ball on showing off what they could do in Half Life 2, but mods and some of the later episodes make up for it.

Are you retarded? rofl

>71 is good

LMAOING @ YOU

He leveled up

> 24 Reviews
Why does this mean anything right now? BOTW had 99 when it was at 22 reviews

>Boomers in the 90s
>POKEMON IS SATAN

>Boomers in the 00s
>POKEMON IS RACIST

>Boomers in the 10s
>POKEMON GO TO THE POLLS

Seriously, boomers have always hated pokemon.

Armond will fix that.

oh shit 80 here we go

You have NO idea how scoring works on Rottentomatoes do you? Generally 60 or higher is good, it's not the same as metacritic.

We still have at least 10 days of all this metacritic shitposting until we get the results of the first weekend of ticket sales. Yea Forums is going to be even more insufferable during this time. I'll be playing video games until then.

I think the Hoenn defending now is just nostalgia.

The gamexplain guy who lives videogames liked it a lot and his only complain was the cgi feeling odd in a couple of scenes. What are the videogame reviewers saying about it? Not the movie reviewers.

I'm not gonna watch it but the concept is interesting at least. I'm not going to watch a movie about trainers doing exactly what I did in the games. I'd rather have this or Mystery dungeon.

Based Armond

>any
UP

UP

UP

YOU CAN DO IT PIKACHU

>he thinks movies rates are the same as videogames
based underage

No Star Wars film was ever good.
Not even the original triology or the prequels.

The low scores isn’t going to stop it from selling millions

>videogame reviewers
Their opinion is more worthless than movie reviewers

>ShillXplain
You know Nintendo employees are trained to lie, right?

It's worth more than the people that made PokeGo puns in their reviews.

In a VIDEO GAME movie their opinion might be relevant.

>/vp/ hates LGPE
>but loves this shit
What the fuck is wrong with them

>literally worse than ffxv
OH NO NO NO

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They're paid to lie.

A movie is still a movie. It should stand on its own. The first Hitman movie is a good example.

ffxv was good

>Defending LGPE
What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Well I don't care because I've played Pokemon and I don't need a shitload of backstory to appease some decaying rotting baby boomer corpse.

B-b-but they referenced PACHIRISU from the SINNOH region.

FFXV was a good game.

sure, xv-kun.

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>Being so autistic that you hate a game literally aimed at children
Do you REEE at the fact that Putt Putt isn't meant for you?

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More like Defective Pikachu, m i rite?

IGN gave it 8/10

>dmc
I wont take comments from a little kid

How does dc/marvel compare to jump?

There's a guy who gave Pikachu a 38 while also giving Pacific Rim Uprising an 88.

oh shit

Movies are rated on a different system. 1-star = terrible. 2 star = bad. 3 star = decent. 4 star = really good. 5 star = masterpiece.

>Pokemon? Of course I love that series. What kind of weak lame-o doesn't?

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It's gonna under perform in the States and I won't be surprised if it ends up bombing in Japan since it panders hard to the west.

And a video game is still a video game but people sure as hell care more about the cinematic experience than they do about the gameplay, so clearly, not everything is as black and white as you claim it to be.

I forgot how this game had great realistic effects

Yea Forums is only good when jazz is airing. literally post there and no one will care.

You either haven't played BotW or haven't played any Ubisoft game featuring their trademark towers. Or you have no critical capacity whatsoever and just repeat things you hear. The fact that Ubisoft towers are towers is not the problem with them.

god she's so ugly

>implying Pokemon wasn't always aimed at children
>implying that's an excuse

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>and I won't be surprised if it ends up bombing in Japan
lol nope

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"You need to be familiar with the source material" isn't a good argument. Capeshit is wildly successful and 99% of the people who watch those movies don't read comic books.

>while also giving Pacific Rim Uprising an 88.
Wait, seriously? Wow, that actually explains a lot.

Get woke, go broke

for a movie that people said was going to completely bomb day 1, a 71% out of 24 reviews is pretty good.

look at the other movies being released at the same time.
Uglydolls is at a 31% out of 26 reviews.

Has any of those "cartoon animals in the real world" movies worked? Who Framed Rodger Rabbit? is the only one I can think of, and even then it wasn't based on a real cartoon and Toons were more like a minority than other world.

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>I'd rather have this or Mystery dungeon.
Mystery Dungeon would've made more sense. At least games are more well known.

Isn't the highest rated one Rampage with Dwayne The Rock Johnson?

Will this film beat it?

Nothing happened in the 00s and your last point sounds like a net positive from them.

>Dr Pavel, I'm CAT.

I can't believe a cynical generic buddy cop movie created as a marketing vehicle for one of the world's most profitable franchises could be average.

what the fuck did you expect you idiots.

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>I won't be surprised if it ends up bombing in Japan since it panders hard to the west.
Japan loves american movies

You don't need to be familiar with the source material to understand that it's a world where different magical monsters live with humans.

It's not really comparable at all. American comics are a very different animal from japanese manga.

Why didn't they review me properly?

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You're a man child if you go and see this movie. Hoping Yea Forums has a field day identifying your mugshots.

>I choose you brother

Do you know what cynical means?

Fucking zoomers don't know how the rottentomatoes scale works, and they think movies are rated like games on Metacritic.

Not really.

Not mention that the games always get trashed not matter how good they are.

What more backstory do you need? They're animals, you don't need to know what an Absol is or a Garchomp, ones a wolf looking thing, and the other is a shark dragon/

It has flaws like most of the anime, but fuck it's my new favorite Pokemon movie, it does so much so well.

JUST right

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Reads to me from some of these reviews that they reference names and shit in dialog

The Sonic movie has been panned so much that they're changing his design. What are you talking about

America loves bombing japan

Enjoy having the Google search completely fucked over by it then. It will be like like transformers

I think the only reason that this movie is getting defended here is because the critics literally are retards and don't know what Pokemon are. They can say the movie is too complex, but it really doesn't help their case with the retarded tag lines they use in their reviews.

makes me really hate mainstream white people to be honest

It was based on a light novel ya dumb fucks.

>9 of the top 10 are nintendo games
ummm bros?

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>expecting good reviews for a bunch of boomers that never played pokemon

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“Capeshit is wildly successful and 99% of the people who watch those movies don't read comic books” isn’t a good argument considering most of the movies features the hero’s origin story

>> 1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
oh fuck off

Hmm, maybe there's some correlation between that and Spider-Man needing to start from the beginning every 5 years.

Nobody cares about the LN though, especially given how it ended. It made no one happy.

The could have seen any of the constant cartoons, TV shows, toys, and merch Marvel has been hawking since the 60s.

>trusting critic reviews
They are out of touch

The consensus on Nintendo has always been that they make the best games but always fuck themselves over with their retarded business decisions & shit hardware

Good. That's not my point though. The movie should have a good story and a good MC, which this one seems to have looking at trailers. So I'm optimistic

Probably Paul W. S Anderson's only decent movie. I love his other work for being absolute shlock, like the resident evil movies. Those just get better as the series goes on:

youtube.com/watch?v=jxT5C2ApC2A

Pompeii and 3 muskateers were creative tour de forces on making historical action adventure shiiiiite. He even manages to force a his standard issue laser corridor scene into a film set in 19th century france. Shit, but oh so kino.

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The manga ended the same way dude.
I honestly think the American adaption was way better than the source material. The ending was a bit sappy but holy shit some of the writing in the original was way too stupid.

The current MCU one didn’t start from the begining

Nah. Detective Pikachu is The Last Airbender tier. Let's not pretend like it's not.

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Rent free, in 30 years it will still be rated #1. Some things will never ever change

this.

And those do not require for you to read the comics either.

But the Wii made them so much money they can survive 20 years without ever making a profit though.

The first and 2nd pokemon movies unironically deserved all the thrashing from movie critics. This one seems much better.

Except Hoenn was never bad, contrarian fucks

>I think the only reason that this movie is getting defended here is because the critics literally are retards and don't know what Pokemon are.
the movie was getting defended here long before the reviews started coming out. it's literally only because it's a nintendo franchise. the sonic movie is the exact same shit as detective pikachu and nobody is defending that.

I'm a Pokemon fan and even I can see this movie is just pure fanservice and no substance. What does that make me?

>Rent free,
That makes no sense in response to my post. You're supposed to say that when someone brings up a subject out of nowhere. I was directly replying to a list with OoT on the top.

The one that came out last year did.

thanks

Yeah but their lineup of games was the worst it had ever been before the Wii U came out

Black Panther 90
End Game 90
Spiderverse 90
Hmm... ?

>the sonic movie is the exact same shit as detective pikachu
How?

>the critics are WRONG about this movie I haven't even seen yet

another normal day for nintendo fans.

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On the cusp of not being an autist

Hey, just saying nobody really cares about the LN/manga other than the purists that bitch about not being 100% faithful even though 100% faithful would have resulted in it being shit.

And MCU Spider-Man is less popular than Raimi Spider-Man, slumming about the level of Amazing and carried by Stark-sempai.

It was, you faggot. Every gen after it always adds a hidden mechanic to try and fix things it changed, like Everstone's effects on breeding. The contests were completely removed outright.

you post here so probably a contrarian or a retard

Somewhat. I think it's half that and half of the reviewers aren't giving a valid criticism. Saying a Pokemon movie is complex is one thing, not knowing the most well known pokemon is another. It's insulting, it's like they're saying if you don't know what the difference between a 2 points basket and 3 points basket is then you won't enjoy this basketball movie.

HE'S GOING OVER BROTHER!

GRAB THE RING KID! MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS!

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I will literally rape Kate erbland

>Gardevoir
>Unironically too much water
>day night cycle gone

WiiSports sold over 80 million copies user, so clearly, their lineup doesn't need help.

Space Jam and Loony Tunes: Back in Action are good movies but I don't know if they fall into "cartoon animals in the real world".
Also, the whole scene about Russian tv shows in the R&B movie is still hilarious
youtu.be/WpMe9A21yZM?t=51

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SNUBBULL
GROWLITH
WINGULL WINGULL WINGULL WINGULL
I CLAPPED BECAUSE I KNOW POKEMON
WOBBUFFET
BIDOOF
STARMIE
WINGULL WINGULL WINGULL

God the ending was hilariously bad. Even the whole sci fi explaination was terrible. A great example of forced drama. I'm surprised people liked the source material better.

it's an ugly "realistic" redesign of a cartoony childhood franchise, just like detective pikachu.

You mean homecoming? The one that started off with Peter already having his super powers and a known social media presence of his heroic deeds? Or do you mean Civil War where he already has his powers and faced off with actual Avengers. Yea ok that sure does sound like the beginning to me

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW SUPERMAN WAS FROM KRYPTON

I THOUGHT HE WAS FROM FLORIDA OR SOME SHIT

are the reviews basically boiling down to "why isn't this like the video games? 0/10?"

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Why are you lashing out at me? He asked for an evaluation of himself and I provided one.

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>hello kitty is popular as fuck in Asia
>hardly any doujins about her
bro

It's the SI types. They want to be the stoic hard man making hard decisions cool type that the MC ended up being. They think misery builds character.

Why can't same argument be applied to Pokemon? I can't believe boomer critics aren't aware of Pokemon games, Japanese animes that is still going on and hell, they themselves love to make puns of Pokemon Go they have played WITHOUT KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT POKAYMANS.

Argument that you need to understand something about Pokemons especially to enjoy the movie is absolutely ridiculous.

The designs are the only reason I'm not seeing it, it could be good though.

And whys that, because you say so?

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>kantoooooooooooooooofag asflustered that the movie isn't like his nostalgia games

Them constantly having to make Spiderman cooler will never not make me angry the OG movies were charming and he's supposed to be a nerd.

That's what i meant, Wii Sports was so successful that they put all of their eggs into that basket & alienated their other IP's

Most light novels are pretty shit desu. I don't really think there was one I actually enjoyed. Yet they keep getting anime adaptions....

more like "I've only played/heard about Pokemon Go and don't understand the movie so 0/10"

God they ruined Pikachu
Why cant they give it to Pixar?

>He liked Pacific Rim Uprising
Holy fuck that is some abysmal taste

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And yet no one made a WiiSports for the Switch yet. Kinda amazing, isn't it?

I always die a little inside when i see shit like "The Last of Us is the Citzen Kaine of gaming!"

These fucks are completely unfamiliar with Citzen Kane and theater history in general, so they just think of some highly influential movie they didnt even watch and use it as a comparasion. It feels like most people don't even know Citzen Kane was a commercial flop and got panned by critics on release.

*ahem* that's karma for you, Pokeniggers.

I told you the movie looked boring as shit. I told you it was just an over glorified Pokémon GO advertisement.

Yet you insisted in mocking Sonic, and look, Sonic will probably turn out to be a better movie now

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>TLJ was good

i don't even give a fuck about Star Wars but it was a shitshow

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>Why cant they give it to Pixar?
You want Pikachu to look worse?

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LN are the equivalent of YA books, so they pander hard to a certain demographics that love that kind of stuff.

Rocky and Bullwinkle was a boring piece of shit with so much potential. I liked some of the cast, but no one offered a captivating performance. I liked the idea of them walking into a cheap movie script generating room and ordering a family friendly roadtrip comedy. The meta jokes in that and George of the jungle were great when I was a kid but unbearable now.

Movies audiences have advanced past the basic talking CGI animals of the 90s. Detective pikachu is probably going to be way more well received than sonic because they're leaning towards marvel style quips and references, while sonic looks like your generic live action sony pictures family movie a la Woody woodpecker 2017

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would you rather have live action or 100% CG?

The best video game movie
youtube.com/watch?v=RH2dv6icmiQ

Super Metroid is honestly the Citizen Kane of gaming when you think about it

>pikachu talks

DESERVED A 0/10 JUST FOR THAT

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The thing that pisses me off is that they never get called out for it. Reviewers can say the dumbest shit and they'll never rewrite their reviews after listening to valid criticisms.

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I love how these fucking Zoomers think movies are rated on the same scale as video games. In video games, and 7.9 out of 10 is considered bad. On movies a 7.9 out of 10 almost gets you on the top 250 movies of all time:

imdb.com/chart/top

Look at all of the movies that got an 8.0 out of 10. These are great movies. Fucking Groundhog Day has an 8.0. In movies, 3 stars in considered good, regardless of whether it uses the 4 star or 3 star system. Very few reviewers use the 4-star system anymore, so a 60 is considered good in movies.

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Finally a new opportunity to dump Sony supremacy has arrived.

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I didn't watch Uprising, is that the one where they kill off the protagonist from the first movie off-screen and barely anyone acknowledges him?

>game didn't pander exclusively to kantofags so normies are review bombing it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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This is right though
bitchboy was an unlikable, unrelatable, and unsympathetic character

Wrong movie dumb dumb

>it's a Yea Forums talks about film thread

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It's true, there's no such thing as "wanting to kill yourself" because if you really did you just would. People who say that just want attention.

It sure is a hell lot closer than something that got straight 10s everywhere and sold several million copies, if nothing else.

No, that's the Sonic movie

>Too much Pokemon. Not enough pails of water. 1 star.

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you are right I meant I Choose You!

>When you literally can’t formulate an opinion that isn’t influenced and verified by the opinions of pretentious fucks on the internet

Yes.

It's hilarious how nobody has any sympathy at all for unlikable/depressed male characters, people whine about generic white male badass leads but good god if you deviate from it at all for male characters you are absolutely fucked.

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A work that had massive influence in the medium, but having the parts that worked being adapted to commonly makes it no longer interesting to someone without an existing connection?

Gardevoir a cutie

NOOO! THE SONICCHADS ARE WINNING AGAIN!!!

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It's because they normalized being wrong. Critics and E-celebs love to casually shit on their audience especially when someone is trying to prove them wrong because critics ironically hate being criticized and can't take it, they only like to dish it out. It's what happened to Egoraptor who honestly doesn't seem to think of his audience more than fertilizer. There are dozens of videos of him being wrong for hours straight and he won't take ever take that seriously, to him they aren't made by people.

Is there any particular reason why retards are looking to "critic" opinions for a goddamn Pokemon movie

Oof

Make a regular person

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Now that Amy Pascal is gone Sony just might start making good movies not by accident.

Goddamn what a godawful piece of shit game. It still pisses me the fuck off that I bought this turd at launch. Fuck this game

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Now we wait for mewtwo's remake CGI movie.

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have you seen his dad? not to mention the lack of a strong maternal figure fucking him up further? I'd grow up a resentful shit too.

>Pokémon movie actually doing something it's shit
>Pokemon game doing absolutely nothing new because these lazy fuckers don't want to do it gets a 90

Fuck this gay earth

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Right here the reason hoenn ruined pokemon

>Liking Uprising

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>mfw they release the trailer with the redesign and the paramount logo is surrounded by the Oscars the movie will inevitably recieve

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Shinji isn't real. Not reason to write him like that instead of a manly guy who punches angels and smokes in class.

>People will praise Jim Carry for giving the only good character in the series the performance it deserves

ftfy

At least it's more faithful to the source material

I'd rather watch DP unironically

You should be able to tell stories with all kinds of characters without people going apeshit. See another example.

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Based bara poster

KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>video game movie
>being shit
No fucking sherlock!

>Associated press

LMAO

I got you bro

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Except you can't tell Evangelion's story with that character.

He's definitely more real than the Duke Nukem meme archetype

if your character is so bad it fucks with player engagement then you fucked up

>metacritic

>alita
>kino

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that's character design, not a movie

ff7 is better than ff6,stay mad

>Citzen Kane that Fucking high
That's like rating Dragon Quest 1 high because of its legacy. Like it's only great if you study cinematography, but as far as general public goes it's very very dated.

>Inside Out above ET, Psycho, Nosferatu, and Casa-motherfucking-blanca

PAID REVIEWS
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but user everyone fellated Ready Player One because it was YA garbage not to mention being directed by a boomer friendly name.

>Watching Alita when you could have just watched the 90s OVA's or read the original series

Faggots all around I see.

how a game can be good if needs dlc to make sense? ff15 is garbage

That is an audience problem. Reviewers shouldn't be the same breed of philistine that the normie audience is where they need to be able to insert onto the character to feel good about themselves, it's why the entire review industry is a joke, I should be able to identify what kind of media something is outside of "how much do normies like it"

>shit
First of all, no real movie fans use Metacritic. They go by rottentomatoes for critic scores and IMDB for user scores.
71% of critics liked Detective Pikachu. And critics are *extremely* picky about movies. So that means there is about a 85% chance an average person will like the movie. So please fuck off Zoomer.

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Pixar hasn’t been good in like a decade

I hope you break your neck next time you're trying to suck your own dick, you crossdressing freak

>Not reason to write him like that instead of a manly guy who punches angels and smokes in class.

We got that with Devadasy and it was shit

Wanting to kill yourself but not wanting to die is very common.

no

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more lie the Pixar bonus

What's GF? GameFAQ's?

OH NO LET ME OUT!!! I NEED TO GO WATCH DETECTIVE PIKACHU NINTENDO NEEDS MY SUPPORT!!!

youtu.be/2wKEzayTXek

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It could be good but I'm not watching it due to those designs (except Mewtwo who looks good and alien like)

seethe more snoyfag

Dragon Quest III gets meme inflated scores for that exact reason though

Yes

Well he did hit a lamp pole...what did you expect to happen?

how do you do, fellow ghost types?

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Movies like this are just as bad as capeshit and are a stain on cinema you shit eating retard

look what playing too much bing bing wahoo does to your mind,nintentards....

I'm one of them. Fight me.

Says the Zoomer who doesn't even watch movies.

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I can't see you behind product placement.

Well no shit. It's Deadpool voice acting a talkative Pikachu who's a noir detective. The joke is only funny in paper, for a brief moment. A full length feature film about it is an embarrassing and asinine waste of money

Seething mousecuck.

>one Pokémon ruined Pokémon
Delusional waifu obsessor neck yourself. Pokémon peaked with 4 and 5 and went downhill afterwards due to game freak becoming lazier with each newer installment.
This is unforgivable

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gen 5 is shit

>Delusional waifu obsessor
Waifus dont belong in pokemon. So Gardevoir, Gotithelle and Tsareena must fuck off

Uprising was insultingly bad

>liking Nintendo isn't zoomer tier

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I owned an NES fucking Zoomer.

Film ED captures.

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That's honestly much higher than I expected.

Hey faggots a shitty movie can still be shitty even with Pokemon in it

Rangers or mainline story next then