What am I in for?

What am I in for?

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lots of time spent staring at a computer screen watching a 10 frame animation for hours on end just so a number can go up

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A whole lot of grinding before you can start doing the fun stuff.

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Why does smithing go up less than the amount I mine?
How do I fix this imbalance?
It triggered my autism

Make sure to give your armor to the guy offering free armor trimming. He'll quadruple the value of your gear. Then you can sell it and get gp and more armor.

Stop while you're ahead and just play RS3.

But new bad old good...

Look at this dude

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>RS3
+more skills
+more quests
+more locations
+more endgame content
+better graphics
+orchestral soundtrack
+better PVE because of EOC
-less players
-PVP is dead

>OSRS
+nostalgia for those who actually played back then
+PVP is alive
+Endgame Raids
+new continent (but it's supposedly mostly empty/dead content)
+more players
-less quests, skills, locations, etc.
-PVE is shallow and boring
-no more vertical progression for gear

>Noob screencap
>using runelite with sideHP plugin

Post your real main, pal

Fishing level?

This is my first account. I was told to use RuneLite by /rs07g/.

... a grand adventure friend.

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an okay experience.
You may try to talk to people who don't feel like responding or are afk.
Avoid twitch, youtube, and the like and just play how you want.
If you want to experience it all, level everything, and do all the quests you can. If you want a little guidance though, you should look to complete all the F2P quests, get your att/def/str to 30s and then do dragon slayer as your last f2p quest. Then from there, assuming your member, start slayer.

Smithing is an outdated, broken irrelevant skill.

>all that pre-RS3 time where the devs just said fuck it, and didn't bother to fix a fundamentally broken-yet vital skill
>RS3 even took years to realize it should have been top priority

>more = better
a ton of RS3's pre-2011 quests are bugged to shit and the lore took a nosedive after Paul left

A good classic MMO. Have patience, maybe listen to podcasts while you play. It's also on phones now and works like a charm.

RS3 is pretty unfortunate.
Too many new people getting hired in higher positions than they should be, and either never actually playing RS, or only playing a little RS3. And not enough oldguard who can keep the old spirit and charm of RS. Which is why RS3 feels so odd, and its UI is pretty WoW-tier now with 3/4th of your screen filled with timers, hotbars, and cluttered UI boxes

>see people doing raids online
>looks fun
>wanna start playing osrs
>find out I have to grind for literally THOUSANDS of hours before I can have fun and do raids
fuck

hot man on man ass rape

Buy a membership pass to make it easier!

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>grand exchange
trash

prepare to fish lobs for 5 hours a day then run to the drop box, and back to the fishing spot, and back and forth, a lot. Then once you have a lot of money, you realize there's nothing to do.
Play Ironman.

RS3 is slowly getting rid of grind.
They hand out free XP and bonus XP by the fucking ocean-full.
Oldschool is a different story, BUT they have party-scaled raids, so you don't need regular high-stats.

>prepare to fish lobs for 5 hours a day then run to the drop box,
>unironically fishing lobbies outside of catherby
>not doing swan song and fishing monks

speaking about lore
has there been any progress in Zaros' keikaku?

>lore took a nosedive
I am autistic about the lore and I disagree. The entire Sliske arc was a kino way to close out the Mahjarrat lines and set up Xau-Tak as an interesting possible antagonist in the future.

>implying Paul wasn't the one who fucked up the lore in the first place

The gods got btfo at the end of Sliske's Endgame, so his keikaku has hit a wall until we know what he plans to do now that Jas is awake.

*blocks your path*

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RS3 is shit

You're shit, nostalgiafag.

Jagex makes 1 quest a year these days. Lore has been pretty much halted since 2016.

I'm so mad about how little they seem to care about quests the past few years. I just want a continuation to Amascut's story so they can wrap up that Fifth Age line. I also want to see how they plan on dealing with the Elder Gods finally appearing.

What should I do next with these stats lads? Just about to hit 70 def. Have got 232 quest points only have MM2, DS2, Friends with Arm quests and a few more left.

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400k xp till 99 wc

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Surely anons haven't forgotten about Anoi, internet celebrity extraordinaire, right?

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who dis

Get that ranged up a shit-ton, get a firecape if you haven't already, then push for quest cape.

get 4 more total levels then report back

you should also get your prayer up a bit so your fire cape runs will be easier.

farm the goblins on the other side of the bridge
their mail armor is super good early on

I was aiming for the Q cape but Song of the Elves will slow me down a bit when it's out. I have never tried for the fire cape I used to play 10+ years ago but never fought Jad before.

With 75 range, a blowpipe and maybe a few ranged levels it's easy mode. Turn game sounds on, flick magic when you hear a noise, flick back to ranged after the attack hits.
Honestly the main challenge if the fight caves is not falling asleep before you get to Jad.

*prayer levels

anyone who unironically shills RS3 should be put on a watchlist

fuck off nostalgia baby

>Just logged in to Runescape for the first time in ~8 years
>"Your username is no longer available"

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RS3 has a giant raid and 3 miniraids

this

i insulted jas on my HCIM and died

imagine being such a faggot that you hate people for not liking your nostalgiabait game with crappy terrible prayerswitch pvm

Lol. Even my little sister has 99 in most stats. Why are you such a noob?

the only people that play rs3 are trannies and jagex employees

Do yourself a favor and don't even fucking bother.

200+ hours to level skills to max, boring and non rewarding play unless you wanna SLAY ALL DAY, even then its literally a high effort clicker sim. It's fucking gambling is what it is.

PVP is beyond fucked, everyone cheats. Scammers, lurers and teams are just being fucking complete assholes and you won't learn.

Clans literally run the game. Jagex can't do shit against a clan that runs A WHOLE REV CAVES WORLD 24/7. They had inside info and broke plenty of rules but Jagex won't ban them.

PLAY Yea ForumsSCAPE

carpal tunnel

Had a 2.1k ironman with pretty end game gear get hacked and cleaned. Kinda glad desu because I would’ve wasted 1000’s more hours getting TOB gear/tbow

>playing an empty server with trannies

You can’t be serious

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>better graphics
RS3 is ugly as shit

>used to love this game but botfags and kikes manupilating the GE fucking ruined it

I mean its not that bad. At least they tried to make each look different but too bad it costs money to transmog it.

Do players actually chat with each other while grinding boring skills?

Fishing lvl?

>osg has a tranny problem
>rsg does not
old school is the tranny game, lad

ha ha yeah no

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>+PVP is alive
it's dead as fuck though, the only pking you do is killing pvmers
edge has a fraction of the players it once had and pvp worlds are dead

no one actually lost anything from this though
hope you don't use your real pw when signing up for shit like runescape private servers

Literally any area with updated graphics says otherwise.

I haven't seen areas recently but the people and armour is fucking horrendous

>Gower era
>get around the chat filter to say ass
>get muted for 2 weeks because you're reported by nuthugging shitstains wanting to be pmod
>slip up in a forum post and off-handedly mention that you went to the bathroom/got a drink while still logged in
>get banned for a month
>Roasties in the forums are allowed free reign in general and are arbitrarily awarded mod status for having a pussy between their legs
>Gower comes up with a novelty idea
>makes no attempt to gauge it with the community
>spend months working on it
>dead content after a week
>Gower comes up with an idea that's actually good
>months go by
>implements it in a very basic form, never expands on it again

As much as a catastrophe as RS3 is, and despite how dramatically the G.E changed the community, I think people remember the Gower era just a little too fondly. They were more interested in what appealed to them rather than the community, and what would be the most fun to work on. For all its flaws I think OSRS is the best implementation of RuneScape.

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that was like a year ago
it has hunter now

>>>/reddit/

What are those two ideas you're referencing?

Gowers were literally proto-redditors.

>Banned for drinking water
???

plague city quest line maybe? tick tock jared? I dunno

The Gowers were only successful when they simply made the game they wanted to make instead of catering to their idiotic playerbase

Leaving your computer for any reason, for any length of time while still logged into the game used to be an offense. Of course no one actually followed it because it was completely fucking unreasonable and ridiculous. but there were a lot of instances where someone would be telling a story about something that happened in the game, off-handedly mention that they left their computer unattended for a few seconds for x/y/z reason, and would get banned for it.

You were de-logged automatically, cretin

>At least they tried to make each look different
to be desu part of the charm of oldscape's grafix is that you can immediately tell if what someone is wearing is utter crap or god-tier. With bronze through rune sharing the same models but with different coats of paint you can tell that shit's certainly not dragon nor barrows (or better) in an instant, whereas in 3scape it's such a mishmash blend of textures and shapes there's not really a definite "this is the best armor" sort of look.

>Be 14
>Go to GE
>"green:Selling weed!"
>Trade players 'weeds' from farming patch
>Get perma muted and banned for RWT
>Apologize
>They unban me 6 years later for said apology
>MFW

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be an ironman if you actually want to have fun

>want to start playing again for the fun, nostalgia, and can play it at work.
>existential depression keeps me from playing it due to the grind
I cant find fun in any games anymore, I can only think about how I'll eventually beat it and need something new to play. You are in for a wild ride, OP.

I'm in a similar position. I can't play games because I'm consciously aware of how much time of my life I'm wasting