ITT: times you acted like The Joker
>my friend is getting votekicked for cheating
>I vote yes
>he wasn't cheating
ITT: times you acted like The Joker
Asher Smith
Jack Moore
>See a guy on my team doing poorly, don’t flame him and try to boost team morale.
I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN.
Nathaniel Perez
>do not turn of your PC while this update is in progress
>turn it off anyway
ONE, NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME
Luis Cox
>Arm kinda itches
>Don't scratch it
RALLY 'ROUND THE FAMILY, POCKET FULLA SHELLS
Christopher Evans
>see free newspaper box
>"Please take one"
>don't take any
without a sense of confidence and I'm convinced that it's just too much pressure to take
Jose Morales
>press any button to continue
>press the power button
I STOOD UP AND I SAID YEAH
Brayden Ramirez
>pick Gragas support in ranked
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
Ian Allen
>don't "eject" flash drive
>remove it as soon as my transfer is done
HELLO ALLISON I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND
Juan Sanders
>buy one get one free
>only buy one
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
Liam Turner
>game tells me press start to begin
>dont press it
Zachary Hernandez
Kek
Grayson Moore
>NPC during main quest says “hurry, follow me.”
>spend the rest of the day doing side quests
ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI
Camden Lopez
this makes me genuinely angry
good job
Landon Richardson
>Terms of Services page pops up
>Click "Do not Accept"
OHH WAH AH AH AH
Lincoln Harris
>"Isaac, will you accept responsibility for the fate of the land?"
>Choose "No."
>Game Over
Noah Miller
>play game based on the wackiness of characters
>make my character the normalest average joe possible
I'M JUST A SUCKER FOR PAIN
Jackson Cruz
>pick up prostitute in GTA
>drop her off in a better part of town in hopes that she betters her life
THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND
Asher Rodriguez
>high ground 1 flag CTF
>ATTACKING TEAM, beach start
>sit at beach all game
>team comes up with flag after fighting hard for it and only 2 of my 7 teammates assaulting come back
>Melee flag carrier before he caps and cap it myself
I'M COMING UNDONE
Daniel Parker
That's kinda funny though
James Miller
>buy pc to play games
>don't have electricity
WE BEEN SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES LIVING IN AN AMISH PARADISE
Camden Gray
Waht the fuck
I knew Yea Forums was awful but this shit crosses the line
Camden Gonzalez
>comes into song lyric thread
>doesn't post song lyric
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
Brandon Lopez
>green text
>don't actually quote anyone
CUT MY LIFE INTO PEACES
Brayden Cox
Explain, what's wrong about not ejecting? Never did it in my life
Camden Cruz
>quote song lyric
>type it in wrong
IF I SCARE YOU NOW, DON'T RUN FROM ME
Colton Anderson
It has a possibility of damaging your files, though this is very unlikely with a flash drive. It's a bigger risk with an external hard drive
Daniel Torres
>shot allies in Halo 3
>they get mad and kill me
>I continue until I get a message asking me if I'd like to kick them
>I say yes
WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE
Hunter Rogers
Never damaged shit on any of my usb drives or memory cards, never used external HDDs.
Jose Roberts
>shitpost steam and defend Epic
>have over 10+ Epic threads bump limit each day
>don't even have Epic installed
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Blake Walker
Barely relevant but my first experience with mics was with a headset I had just bought and I took it into a Killzone game. I turned on my mic and said "test." twice and as if in direct response to it, I saw a message concerning a kick vote being launched against me. It failed, but it was still amusing. I took the hint and cast my mic aside and turned it off.
Hunter Adams
>Play Mario Kart online
>Drive in reverse and wait to sabotage first place
HEY HEY YOU YOU I DONT LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
Cooper Hall
>asked to read terms of service before accepting
>don't read it
>click accept
LOVE IS A BURNIN' THING
Asher Harris
>modding game disables achievement unlocks
>add mod which re-enables achievements unlocks
SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING
Joshua Russell
>Steam asks me to do a hardware survey
>I click yes
>never do the survey
YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
Mason Carter
>got my friend banned for being toxic
THE PRESERVATION OF THE MARTYR IN ME
Ryan White
Is the Joker chaotic neutral?
Charles Garcia
I, too main Ky Kiske and Mario.
Alexander Lopez
>friend shares account with me
>I share with another friend
>gets confused why he's getting kicked off while I'm next to him and constantly emails the company complaining
Tyler Gomez
>game recommends easy mode for people who want to enjoy the story
>pick easy and skip all the cutscenes
WHATS MY AGE AGAIN
Bentley Wood
>a player is being bad and fucking up basic shit
>tell him what to do
>he does and gets somewhat better
MURDER MAKES MY LIFE COMPLETE
I AM THE EPITOME OF DEATH
Parker Edwards
>Game is well-known for having a flimsy excuse plot that everyone mostly just ignores
>Listen to all optional dialogue, read all environmental lore, and read the game's manual
I'M LIKE A BIIIRD, I WANT TO FLY AWAAAAY
Jacob Robinson
>subscribed to dota plus
>never play dota anymore
RIC FLAIR DRIP GO WOO ON A BITCH
Dylan Hughes
The Joker is Lawful Neutral and simply understands this world's rules better than us.
Isaiah Rogers
>sim city 3000 unlimited
>built residential blocks too big and too far from any jobs
>see 'no job' icon
>instead of just building closer industry or improving public transport I just keep demolishing individual houses belonging to jobless niggers and replacing them with nice parks and fountains
I AM THE ONE DON'T WEIGH A TONNE DON'T NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT UP ON THE STREETS
Ryan Jenkins
>have gigabytes of anti-furry space marine images saved to post in furbait threads
>have terabytes of furry porn I jerk off to every day
THIS IS MY FANTASY THIS IS THE RAVERS FANTASY
Jace Ramirez
>game encourages me to interact with its large cast of characters
>ignore them all and just rush to complete the story
THEY USE FORCE TO MAKE YOU DO WHAT THE DECIDERS DECIDED YOU MUST DO
Brandon Ross
>Credits of finished game says THANKS FOR PLAYING
>I don't respond "you're welcome"
WHAT HAVE I DONE.
Cooper Wilson
Based urban renewal-user.
Jackson Williams
>Please insert disc 2.
>I insert disc 3.
GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK!!!
Wyatt Reyes
>incredible npc ai
This varies from region to region, clan to clan
Levi Ramirez
>long into friend's wow account
>attempt to forcibly ERP with everyone in his friend's like
>everyone unfriends him
MAMA MIA, HERE I GO AGAIN
Connor Bell
>Kanojo clearly wants the D
>Preserve my purity, help her improve her grades and set her on the path to a brighter future
I don't want to be the one,
The battle's always choose
Owen Fisher
>Porn game says ''Try Not To Cum''
>Cum anyway
IIIIIIII'VE BECOME SO NUMB
Gavin Davis
>3 Snipers already on the team
>Become the 4th
YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANY TIME YOU LIKE
BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE
Elijah Cox
Go onto a lyric thread
Green text the lyrics
>Mama Mia, here I go again.
Adrian Long
>benaffleck
WHAT
Christian Williams
>friend invites me to his factorio megabase he spent 400+ hours making
>start mixing all the belts on his bus
LIGHTS OUT! GUERRILLA RADIO!
Jackson Morris
I actually do this
Connor Ward
>though this is very unlikely with a flash drive
So why should I eject again?
Charles Barnes
>facing high level enemy besieged inside a citadel
>I have enough high level samurai to take the castle by force without having to lose any of my poor, lesser trained foot soldiers
>most of them have seen too many winters... or too few
>"SEND IN THE ASHIGARU!!!"
GOLDEN BROWN, TEXTURE LIKE SUN
Easton Green
For the same reason you have to switch your phone to Airplane Mode on an airplane.
Christopher Perez
>Game forces me to play as Joker
>I start to play as Batman
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
Logan Davis
>"hey you wanna join our smash tournament"
>no thanks i'll be busy
>do nothing
I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER
Ian Gomez
When my friend finally fucked an external hdd not ejecting it properly I was so amused
Jaxson Martin
So I don't combust into flames?
Ian Gomez
>team battle in Smash
>I'm dead, teammate still has two stocks
>take one of his stocks right before he crosses the blastzone
COLORS WEAVE INTO A SPIRE OF FLAME
Samuel Wood
>want to fap
>avoid porn boards, make a fetish thread on Yea Forums instead
>don't even play vidya anymore
WAKE ME UP
Dominic Bennett
>Playing Persona 5
>Only use four personas
THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEAL!!
Logan Cook
>match starts
>immediately start team killing everyone
>no admin on
>internal chaos breaks out and team starts killing each other
>admin joins
>he specs and begins to ban people.
>I leave before he bans me
Liam Price
>Female friend who wants my dick says that whoever loses the next round of Mario kart has to take off the clothes.
>I lose on purpose and immediately get naked.
THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME
Benjamin Price
>take a poop
>don't wipe
Evan Hernandez
>Joke setup
>Joke payoff
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
Julian Nelson
>female friend
>wants my dick
that's called a girlfriend or a friend with benefits user
Caleb Bennett
I didn't give it to her, we started making out and I was fingering her, then like the sperg I am decided to start fingering her ass as well. She said it hurts a lot and left. Never actually got to fuck her
Brody Howard
>Playing Counter Strike GO
>Choose to STAY instead
SHOOT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
Alexander Gutierrez
>Miraculously manage to exist despite the majority of the universe being "empty"
>Not only manage to exist, but as an entity with biological processes
>Not just that, but as the single most dominant life form on the planet
>Not just that, but also at a time when science and technology have exponentially increased quality of life
>Not just that, but as a part of a loving family in a safe region, with access to goods and services the other living entities can only dream of
>Not just that, but with the freedom to pursue almost any goal one desires
....
>Spend the entirety of one's existence on distractions and trifles, never reaching one's true potential and squandering the mind-bogglingly incredible gifts that have been bestowed upon you
>Be aware of the depressing nature of this and STILL do nothing to change
'CAUSE IT'S A BITTERSWEET....SYMPHONYYYY, THIS LIIIIIFE
Jayden Allen
>like the sperg I am decided to start fingering her ass as well. She said it hurts a lot and left.
You actual fucking tard holy shit
Jason Nelson
>game reminds me to take a break every hour
>take one every 30 mins
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD, THEY COMFORT ME THEY UNDERSTAND, THEY TALK TO ME
Brandon Cruz
>see a poll asking if the Phantom Thieves are real
>vote no
>am a Phantom Thief
Cameron Miller
Are you retarded? It's literally impossible to damage your files when nothing is being transferred.
Luke Flores
you dropped your lyric, here I'll post it for you
BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY
Thomas Barnes
>Credits of finished game says THANKS FOR PLAYING
>return it for a refund
THOUGH I DID NOT PULL THE TRIGGER I BUILT THE GUN
Noah White
Stop being a big retard incel.
Grayson Perez
>play shooter game
>as a pacifist
GHOSTFACE CATCH THE BLAST OF A HYPE VERSE
Noah Cook
>"We require more minerals!"
>order all my workers to stop mining
WOWIE ZOWIE YOUR LOVE'S A TREAT
WOWIE ZOWIE YOU CAN'T BE BEAT
Christian Sanders
>Credits of finished game says THANKS FOR PLAYING
>I watched a speedrun
THAT HE HOLDS IN HIS HAND
Blake Morgan
>playing Monster Hunter
>don't actually hunt any of the monsters
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN