"NOOOO YOU CAN'T BEAT ME AT A VIDEO GAME! I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND!"

Literally no one ever.

>playing DDR on a keyboard
>getting mad at it
Truly embarrassing

Come play buttons with me

Do the "the weak shall fear the strong" chokehold while growling fagot

I wish my bf could bully me at vidya, he's not fuckin good enough tho

WHY IS FEMALE WOJAK JESSICA FROM DRAGON QUEST VIII NO ONE HAS ANSWERED THIS

>"NO MORE SEX FOR ONE MONTH.

She is having sex with Tyronne behind his back

The video posted right under OP actually proves it you fucking stupid idiot.

k i will fuck someone else then

I beat my gf in mario kart all the time and that never stopped me in getting head before bed. Get fucked incels

The video right under the OP literally proves it you stupid fucking idiot.

Do you play this game with your gf?

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Why are women so evil?

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Dumb trannies don't count.

I've survived 22 years without sex, I'm gonna be fine :'(

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Thanks for the timestamp 21.
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Thanks for the based post.

Yeah it tastes like shit but they love it

Beat them harder.

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I'm terrified of even talking to women after years of horrible experiences. I blame the girls in middle school for hugging me at random as a prank and starting a rumor I was stalking them. I was actually pretty ballsy prior to that

no delete timestamp or ill hack u
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I’m 5’3 and she’s 6’0 though.

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You're welcome!

Yea Forums is a heterosexual board

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*fucks your best friend and shits all over your circle*
*fucks your sister and nukes your family*
You weak pathetic fool.

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It's so weird. I actually feel embarrassment whenever I see new wojaks or even old ones.

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Why is the streamer girl upset? And why is her face censored?

I've been playing fighting games since I was 9. Every time I played one with my ex bf he raged and threw a fit every time. I remember one specific time we played skullgirls and he threw the controller across the room and just walked out, he didn't win a single time.

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Just make sure your holes are prepped then

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No one cares faggot.

Guys, I have a problem, how the fuck do you deal with clingy women? it's annoying as fuck.

Have sex.

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Be cool about it

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You break up with them

there's something cathartic about watching people sperg out

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i can somewhat empathize with this after going through something similar

you get over it after a while user

time to shitpost already?

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shut the fuck up conservative

*poops on the floor*
deal with it

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Gf just farted really loud in the living room. She thinks I didn't hear it because I'm in the other room, but it was really loud and now the living room smells like farts. Thinking of leaving her

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>tfw no autistic sore loser gf

you gotta sauce me

women are worthless
the only real love is between two men

this but it was high school

one even pretended to want to kiss me, i didn't fall for it. needless to say, i can't talk to women at all now.

IF WORDS DIDN'T MAKE THEM UNDERSTAND THEN RAPE WILL

Why is it Jessica?

don't reply to me straightnig

is this meant to be jessica from dragon quest, even all these years later I still can't tell

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Be thrilled someone wants to be around you that much

I would also like this question answered.

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>inb4 she actually liked you but you cockblocked yourself because of low self-esteem

its a sadness but true

nah she was a huge slut who actually cheated on every bf she had

think she even had one when she did that

Go to bed Mozart.

Same , Girls giving me fake valentines and writing "kill yourself" in my yearbook. Fucking sucks

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She don't like to have sex with him so she uses as a excuse

If a girl can use denying you sex as a bargaining chip for any longer than three days, it means she's cheating on you. She's getting her sex elsewhere and doesn't need you for it, which is the only reason why she can hold out for a month.

Woman are horrible

Denying sex useless is for health inssues means that she is cheating in you

Imagine if these people were gun owners

Idk, I beat my dick just fine and it cums just fine.

If you think human men are cucked look at bug males. The male dragonflies fuck a woman once and then they let her eat them after they have sex, their only purpose is to serve the women, deliver the seed, and then be eaten by the woman.

to be honest everyone was kinda shit to me, some kid slashed me down the back with a razor blade and I'm pretty sure all my friends were fake.