Princess Peach
Won't you listen to my speech
I don't have any stars of invincibility
But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me
I'm your Luigi
Princess Peach
Aaron Ward
Jordan Wright
HAHA MARIO AND SEX, ISNT IT FUNNY???? I SUNG ABOUT A CHILDRENS VIDEO GAME AND MADE IT ABOUT MARIO TALKING ABOUT HIS DICK SIZE LMAAOOOOO
Mason Sanchez
Someone didn't have a childhood on newgrounds.com
Isaiah White
I did and if you go back and watch that garbage, it is painfully unfunny, look back at Brawl taunts as an example. I also remember first jerking off to stuff on newgrounds after I found the adult section, I sometimes nostalgiafap to meet n fuck games so it's got a special place in my heart for that.
Luke Russell
DUDE WHAT IF MARIO SAY SWEAR WORDS LMAO
Jose Wood
guys what if - stick with me here- what if the mushrooms in the series are actually like, magic mushrooms and mario is getting high lol
Nicholas Morales
waasssup bitch i got a 1-up bitch heres a question block whats in it? my dick! :D
Blake Reed
Can you imagine being like 35 and this is what you put out into the world
Props for them making a profit though
Aiden Richardson
IGNORANCE IS BLISS
Luke Lopez
dude what if Mario gets cucked by Luigi/Bowser lmaooo
Why are most videogame parodies shit?
Nolan Ortiz
They're a very basic subversion of surface level themes.
Robert Nelson
Their latest album is one of the worst things I've heard this decade. No idea how you can put music of that quality out and not be immensely disappointed with yourself.
Brayden Peterson
> rhyming bitch with bitch
truly a masterpiece
Elijah Bell
But even egoraptors earlier shit was funnier than this if you go back and watch it. all those starbomb songs are just sad as fuck and poorly written.
Nathaniel Foster
based
Camden Nelson
All the albums are shit but I'll bump the MGS song now and then
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Ryder Powell
i like how arin thinks he is into music but he only screams shit in every song
Joshua Green
MARIO PEEPEE HAHAHAHAHAHA
Carson Myers
I risk my life to rescue you
But your heart doesn't rescue me
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Adam Diaz
wud if maro hab secks wit pecch lololol
like blowjob lolol
Chase Rodriguez
Starbomb was at least a decade late to get in on prime newgrounds humor.
Camden Foster
Soulless
Soul
Brody Lee
I know that, anonkun
Gabriel Brooks
That is pretty, the castlevania one ain't half bad either
John Sanchez
pretty good I mean
Evan Richardson
I think the song is pretty neat without lyrics.
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Jayden Howard
>Anything Arin past 2013
Connor Kelly
Burst me bagpipes!
Lincoln Garcia
This song is from 2013.
Jace Martin
Fuck you faggot this is the funniest video on the internet youtube.com
Aiden Ross
I don't think it's supposed to rhyme
Blake Wright
This song is unironically good. The goombas really steal the spotlight.
Cameron Ortiz
Using the same word twice is only an issue when the word is emphasized which this song painfully does
Jonathan Gomez
My sweetest peach girl, ai shiteru n da ze
Lucas Baker
W A K E U P
Kayden Mitchell
Hey, have you heard about that Mario guy?
Asher Brown
DUDE WHAT IF THE MUSHROOMS GOT MARIO HIGH?
Robert Rogers
>Rawest Forest reanimated collab will be complete in less than 2 months
Elijah Williams
everybody in this thread should fucking kill themselves.
muh fun posting
Asher Moore
this shit was made around the time people moved on from newgrounds
Charles Walker
...
Connor Taylor
You can't deny that the opening to that song is probably the best vocal performance Danny has ever done. Its genuinely good and I will not say otherwise.
Jackson Reed
MY NAME IS DONKEY KONG