Game has secret techniques or recipes you have to figure out on your own

imagine the smell

bullshit
unless you have fungi already growing on your fucking bed

I'm 5'9".

this is reddit but upboated and awarded gold for effort

Getting drunk helps me beat Souls bosses. I think it has something to do with focus and sense of timing, on top of not caring about the grind of dying repeatedly.

there's fungi spores everywhere user

t. 5'8"

Go back to making more songs about your exes, shitlord.

>he doesn't sleep with the window open
Fucking Zoomers

Not since I started wearing wet socks to bed.

5'4" Master race!

This makes chlorine gas. Do not under any circumstances actually do this.

I'm 6'4", if you can pass for a girl with the right clothes I'll take you to pound town.

dont forget the fan on

explain
that makes no sense at all

WTF DON'T DO THIS THERE'S FUCKING MUSTARD GAS EVERYWHERE

thanks op, my feet are growing some really cool crystals

Fungi is everywhere and mostly invisible to the naked eye similar to bacteria and viruses. When you see it on your food, it doesn't just appear there, it's been there for days, absorbing moisture and nutrients and only just surfaced to release more spores into the air.

How much do I get if I submerge myself?

Shit nigger, your new is worse than trannyera. You should start out in 9gag of funnyjunk instead

if you wear a wet bodysock to bed for a year, you get around 5 inches

funny story, the brain is a fungus

Neat. An excuse to skip work

i want to watch if you pass as a hot amazon

Point of this btw is to keep cool on warm nights. Indians do it.

Um, I'm 5'11 and I regularly get mistaken for a girl even without dressing as one, may I come to pound town?

It's to move blood circulation to your feet to relieve congestion

For some reason this reminds me of trench foot

pics user

You'll have to post some contact info.

RIP whoever tries this

Alright I wet my socks and put them on and I'm now typing this post while I'm on my bed
What the fuck is even the pr

Not that guy. If you're a girly twink, then I might be able to take you to the bone zone. Pound town is just for little things I can fling around. I've had more than my share of surgeries, I can't take bigger things to pound town anymore.

I tried this once, and I grew a penis.

I weigh 140lbs. Is that small enough?

Dont do this. The rapid cooling of feet by water while wrapped up makes them explode

Rock

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I do this every night, I am the modern day fungus man. My flesh has been replaced with superior mushroom matter. I have thousands of bodies across the globe and the shadow global secret nigger communist space computer god society is hiding my true form from the world to prevent the evolution of man kind. Save yourself and take note.

Yep. lazypandemonium on kik

user are you okay, are you okay?
Are you okay, user?

Human are a fungi.

T-They’ve t-taken you over...

Isn't this what people do to get a fever so they can skip school

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>Game has hidden mechanics that you only find out in loading screens.

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>game runs out of healing items
youtu.be/cQHQIhJbeFo

I don't have Kik.

>implying your flesh isn't a conduit for the shadow global secret nigger communist glow in the dark CIA space computer god society's plans
Yuck.

Calm down Ross.

>being such a faggot that a species lower than you can control you

Did you learn biology from video game movies?

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The other one was more creative

god, I didn't think I could get any harder

???
I've worn wet socks to bed before, they just make your fucking bed soggy. But I guess a soggy, wet bed is about as bad as your tendons snapping.

You've been hit by
*dabs*
You've been shit by
*dabs*
A based criminal

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pornhub.com/users/meowiecat/videos

The human body is amazing. It's actually physically impossible to deliberately poop your own pants since your brain has been conditioned to avoid it for your whole life.

Get dunked on, faggot.
Your loss.

GET A LOAD OF THIS

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You should try it

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It's all about confidence

didn't you say you had a man face? How do people mistake you for a girl?

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comic book movies actually

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he based

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the water loosens your muscles overnight causing the tendon to snap

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By dipping steel wool specifically finer wool in gasoline and then putting a 9 volt battery to it, it creates a coolant that is used in certain cars to regulate the internals of a car. This works with binding of some of the reactants in gasoline binding with the steel atoms in the wool being charged positively by the battery quickly binding them together to create the coolant

>tfw no bf to pound me

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Just tried this and it actually works

I don't think that's actually him, he didn't post his usual image or Twitter.

maybe getting dabbed on in such a brutal manner will make him actually make a second video instead of just shilling the one endlessly.

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He would not ask to be brought into pound town, he's too pure.

It's cute that you think that.

>Meowie
>Pure

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Meowie isn't a virgin.

true

he spreads pornography of himself everywhere

Nope, I'm black, with broad shoulders! Maybe an Orc twink!

HEY LOUDFAG
>22222222

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Is taytay still the queen of /pol/?

cosmopolitan.in/life/news/a15866/why-are-people-going-bed-wearing-wet-socks

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I had sex after this

Have sex

>game panders to your fetishes

>release all toxins that get stuck in the tissue
I don't want to live on this planet anymore

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how did a thread on wet socks turn into gay shit so fast

Gee, I wonder.

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I don't fuck niggers except nigger chicks with a colonized fetish.

Is that the same logic behind putting vaseline or whatever on your feet overnight? My boss told me that's what he recommends to people when they're sick.

I think she got blacked

unironically almost got me

Hu-manityyyy is a fungus.

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Don't do this, it makes your feet smell like mustard

>Cum in my dream
>Usually cum in my pants

>Pee in my dream
>Never pee my pants (since I was like 10)

makes me think

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pussy ass nigga

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Even more ? My dick will fall off

Not a good idea. If you do that, the seeds in your soles will start to grow.

Save hex

Wouldn't this give you foot fungus or some shit?

That's way more plausible than tendons breaking but I'm more willing to believe it makes you catch a cold easier.

>still only 1 video

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