What's going on in Hollywood?

What's going on in Hollywood?

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Trying to capitalize on the properties of autistic manchildren.

>a video game movie adaption is shit

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Pikachu is too fucking cute for this world AAAAAAAAAAA

HHHHHHHHHHHHHH TAKE CARTOON THING

MAKE IT CGI IN REAL WORLD

MONEY

YES MONEY YES

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGH DO IT

NEVER STOP, KIDS ALWAYS WATCH

ALWAYS

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there's no trying. they'll make easy money even when the movie is shit

They are starting the Sonichu cinematic universe.

pikachu looks fine

Obligatory statement that after Godzilla 1999 came out, Japan made a new Godzilla movie of their own where that Godzilla gets its ass kicked.

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>Godzilla gets its ass kicked.

does blowing up a giant fucking alien godzilla mutant count as getting his ass kicked?

Nothing new. Jews doing jewish scams like usual. Hollywood was, is and will be shit. Still looking forward to see Sanic the Movie. Fuck Pikachu.

The old jews are at it again.

this. Sonic is already gold. I love how half of internet cry about it. It will be meme kino.

Welcome to the club.

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this is what playing too much Nintendo shit does with your mind,fucking disgusting

Tim Goodman is supposed to be white.
Jim Carrey is an anti-white psychopath, yet still given a movie role.

With Jews, you lose.

Name ONE good videogame movie

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They know capeshit is reaching the end of its run so they're trying to transition to live action vidya adaptations. Hopefully bringing about Uwe Boll's return.

First Silent Hill movie

jesus christ, user. whatever happened in life to make you this way, i'm so sorry.

/pol/ hive mind

>*rips your skin off like peeling an orange*
Psh, nothing personell.

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Postal

creative bankruptcy

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REALISM GOOD
CARTOONS BAD

have sex

pedophilia

>/pol/ are the only ones who notice jewish influence in media

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I literally don't go to /pol/ at all, but whatever helps you cope with people becoming increasingly aware that evil Jews are in control of everything.

Dilate.

Slowly becoming the next Detroit.

literal /pol/ hive mind oh no no no ahahahah

Prince of Persia was pretty good

they've run out of capeshit. Now it's vidyashit and in 5-10 years it's gonna be weebshit

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MORTAL KOMBAT

BEEP BOOP ACTIVATE AUTO RESPONSE

Mortal Kombat

lmao take your meds schizo

This is beyond kino. It's cínema.

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delete system 32

>improved technology; same old shit
Hollywood is still old money. And old money doesn't care about the details of what niche fans wants.

Alita did pretty good in china they'll move over to more manga adaptations probably

Goldeneye

>Grab a famous icon known by billions
>Slap human eyes on it and give it human-like facial expressions
>Done.

Damn that's a cute Pika

I hate these both
Why does pikachu have rabbit fur?

I thought kino was above cinema

As a 10 years old this made me want to leave my body and go to Elysium.

this

Also the KOTOR spin-off trilogy from the 70s and 80s

kino is above cinema but cínema is above kino

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you forget the important step
>hire an out of place but famous actor to carry the film on name alone

The Dofus movie

if that doesn't count

Most of Postal

Ironically the Resident Evil Movies
Unironically Tomb Raider & Mortal Kombat

What other Japanese IPs are Hollywood gonna adapt next you think? Digimon?

These movies look fun. Why the fuck are you guys getting mad at something so innocent?

Where does kíno fall?

Wreck it Ralph

has yet to be achieved

That's just a made up nonsense word

Hollywood has been shit for over a decade now you fucking retard.

Detective Pikachu looks like it's going to be good. Are there any other video-game films that are actually good?

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>live action MH movie
>takes place in "our world"
Oh jesus

that sonic is legitimately one of the least tasteful 3d versions of a 2d character I've ever seen

like fucking hell, I know this is all jewish schemes to extract money from the söygoys, but christ
they should at least try and hide it

This is the correct answer
The second one is utter shit tho

Postal

I had plenty with your mom last night.

Some reviews seems positive, although one review says there some stuff he didn't "get" because he's not a big Pokemon fan and that the story uses Pokemon logic to get through it.

The only good Uve Boll video game movie, and also the only good video game movie.

>hey, these comic book movies keep exploding the cash registers, what gives?
>the only thing making more money than them are these "video games"
>WAIT
>I HAVE AN IDEA
Boomer executives were a mistake

But dude what if cartoons were made of flesh!

I wonder if we need another World War

Why do you people have so low standards for film?

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hollywood has found a successful formula of taking children's cartoons and giving them ugly, "wacky" live action adaptations. naturally, instead of coming up with original ideas, they're going to milk this formula for all it's worth until it stops making money.
make no mistake, detective pikachu isn't for actual fans. neither is the sonic movie. these movies exist to parade the soulless husks of the franchises they're adapting in order to elicit bug-eyed, wide-mouthed reactions from youtubers and trick nu-males into going to see them "ironically."

It's time to get rid of Capeshit cinematic universe.

Goldeneye wasnt a videogame movie you retard, it was a game based off a movie IP

>What's going on in Hollywood?
Capeshit already makes money so now they are working on trying for video game adaptation

because most of movies that are considered ''good, classics and masterpieces'' are often boring and forgettable.

No, they were developed in tandem. The game just happened to take longer to complete.

man how much money square did have back then?

Creative bankrupcy.

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Fresh meme

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t. actual fucking low attention span retard