YO user, GOT A MIC?

>type "no"
>feel left out and leave

>open voice chat with the fan blowing into
>rub it against stuff while playing my annoying background sound effects tracks
>"yeah"
>just leave the mic open

hell yeah, brother, just let me turn up my latin folk punk mix!

>mfw mic chat completely assrapes spies

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>mumble rap in the background

>you and the three other teammates are having a jolly time talking to each other
>edgy faggot says everyone is annoying and mutes you all, completely cutting off any chance of proper communication in tense situations

No. I don't want to talk to you, so fuck off.

"*SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP*"

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>"spy behind you"
>shoot floor
>get a kill
thanks

*mumble incoherently into the mic*

>alltalk server
>spy says something
>his speech bubble broadcasts his location, team color, social security number and PIN to everyone
>get's fucked to oblivion
>"WHAT THE FUCK HACKS"
Every fucking time.

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>Can't answer because I don't have one.
I actually do but I don't want to plug it in and talk to a random ass rando.
>Spams party invite
>Spams for 10 mintues
>me: Holy shit this faggot dickshitter
>sends voice message
>"YO BRO I GOT A QUESTION"
>spam
>spam
>spam

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>put on 2007 razer headset
>press v
>"fuck niggers"
>100 friend requests

got bored of doing that in 2010 famalam

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youtu.be/FcmWaz_UTBQ

SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE

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MY NAME IS BRIAN. I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER GUYS

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>turn on mic
>"No"
>turn off mic

Why are you so scared of getting on voice, Yea Forums?
It's okay if your voice doesn't pass yet, most people don't actually care!

>*push to talk*
>no