Name a worse addition to minecraft, I'll wait

discord.gg/mQgyfX
here you go, pal

Thanks

Survival is fine, combat is shit

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I respond because I'm superstitious, but yuo're a massive cunt

fuck off

why

Haha alex burps a lot, that's funny and not sexy at all haha

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Do children really like this or is it fetish shit

wow

yes

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That made me laugh my ass off. Very nice

>mom didn't get destroyed in her sleep

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nigger

I get what they were going for but it really is anti fun for multiplayer servers
getting assaulted by 4 of the bastards each and every night

Phantoms whould've been fine if they punished skipping nights instead of doing the total opposite for some reason.

fpbp

Just sleep once every few days. What is stupid is that they take up the mob cap.

I shouldn't have to reset my spawn every few nights if I'm out in the world

You can turn them off

microsoft.

...

Please don't post this again. Thanks.

I would be okay with it, if you had to be awake longer than a few days for them to spawn

/thread

I didn't think they took up slots in the mob cap, that's fucking retarded

every past 1.7.3

I bump the thread because Cyberbilly asked to :^)

join our trannycord

yep

Bumping the thread of my favourite janny :^)

I can see anything since 1.9, but 1.7 is a bit of a stretch

fuck you

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fucking saved

What would you ask him, Yea Forums?

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nofku

peaceful mode

adventure mode

microsoft ownership

Kek

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fpbp
Haven't a played the game for more than an hour since they added that shit until the most recent update.

ZZ

>Enemy that is actually fun to fight and it's drop isn't useless
How is it bad again?

What have they actually done yet? We know they're going to kill Java edition eventually, but what have the done so far?

>We know they're going to kill Java edition eventually
that's all they have to do to ruin the game

They definitely rushed out 1.14, but I don't know if Microsoft is behind it or Mojang

Surely these aren't licensed

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>460728301 (You)

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This is an actual snippet from the book.

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LOL

based

why

fuck you

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Thanks user

Exactly. they've done fuck all with the game since buying it until recently with the most recent couple updates.

The mob updates may be shit but at least the block additions allow for some comfy builds like this
youtube.com/watch?v=4hI0TzX4zgg

these are some fucking bad jokes

fuck off

Survival mode is shit. Me and my friends made a private creative server and that is good fun. Except that the guy who owns it keeps downloading schematics and placing them on the server, saying he made them. No one falls for it though because he is a compulsive liar.

"can i smell your feet"

The music and sound of blocks being placed in this video are relaxing as hell

You can’t sleep on most servers

new textures were a mistake

Fag

Can someone explain to me why people hate hunger so much? I don't really like the mechanic, but I don't think it's so bad as to make me never want to play again.

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Buy the book and post it, coward

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ok fag

Go play creative then you faggot, it's a survival gamemode just carry some goddamn food

Its just sort of useless busywork that messes up an already fine system.
Food was just fine when it healed you. You pretty much still use it for that, but it just takes longer and you have to waste it every once and a while. They never even really played with the concept. So long as your food isn't rotten or poisonous, any food is basically fine.
Also, the fact that sprinting makes it deplete faster is just more annoying, as it punishes you for getting around quickly.

My problem with hunger is that there's really no variation. There's no advantage to using one type of food over another besides easy of getting it.

the problem with hunger is its so poorly implemented, and when theres a hundred monsters sppawning around your house taking damage because you can't leave the house to find food is a pain in the neck.

You don't need to actually sleep,just lay down briefly

Different food will keep you full for longer.

Bat

It doesn't make phantoms any less retarded

>what is saturation

what is supposed to be the point of bats

that's about the extent of it
how easy it is to get vs. how much hunger and saturation it fills
not him and hunger didn't ruin the game for me but minecraft doesn't know it's own focus

They're just there. Taming them would be pretty neat.

it's a very good album, why do you ask

Hunger doesn't ruin the game for me, but it has been left most untouched since it was added.

Half the systems added in the last 5 years have been left untouched

what could you change with it though

well, look at fucking boats
how many years did it take, and that was for something that was abhorrently bad

>hurr hunger bad!1!1!!
It's a fucking survival game faggot, management of these small details is what makes it autistically fun

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t. foodlets who can't get stacks of golden carrots in just a few hours
Sometimes people just liked to travel at night or even go try hard and go without a bed or sleep. Good mobs with good drops but fuck having to fight them every night forever just cause you want to enjoy it.
The new water mechanics are fucking shit, I don't mean swimming and all that but just no longer being able to make an air tunnels with doors and similar stuff sucks and broke plenty of builds. Also boats and horses were never improved upon only left alone or made worse.

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this sums it up, Mojang has no fucking clue what to do next

AHHHHHHH

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kill this tread

Because I want to fucking explore, not spend my first day staring at wheat growing with a half of a heart

Yeah, right now pigs are kind of useless when you get cows. Porkchops have ore saturation than beef, but cows also give you leather and wheat is easier to get than carrots.
Rabbit stew is also shit, since it requieres a shit ton of materials and won't give you enought saturation.

What was the point of adding the end when the nether is unfinished?

Then go explore you fucking retard
Kill whatever animal you find on your way and eat that shit
They even made it easier to find food on the go now with berries, mushrooms and fishes that spawn on rivers and oceans.

what should they add to the nether

I don't know. I just think that the nether don't have enough content to both exist separately.

Wings.
No

>when theres a hundred monsters sppawning around your house taking damage because you can't leave the house to find food is a pain in the neck.
Good.
Scrubs like you should get dunked on.

I still wondering what were they thinking when they designed the blocks for the end, like they really thought someone would want a variant of cobblestone that looks like rotten cheese and some ugly pink blocks?

every single one after 1.7.10

Not sure if the nether really needed anything more.
End was pretty pointless though, a boss and an ending to the game was hardly necessary.

>It's a fucking survival game faggot
No it isn't.

Fucking cliffracers

The elytra was literally the best edition to the game in ages.

Tridents and elytra are fun

Completely ruined the game.
One of those short term gratifications that just ruin it in the long run, which is usually the case for flight in video games.

Why?

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Removing being able to explode TNT via punching it. You place the shit down you COMMIT faggot.

Oh no

BASED

I completely forgot about this

Pandas are worse

>Mfw I just upgraded a amor smith to expert rank and he’s now selling me diamond leggings and boots

And here I was thinking he was a useless piece of shit with his atrocious 1 diamond for one emerald deal (that he marked up to 2 diamonds)

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Ok

>Literally has the gamemode "Survival"
How can you be this retarded?

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But that's not new, all the smith villagers sell diamond stuff after unlocking the higher tiers, even in previous versions of the game.
They almost always come with shit enchants tho.

rude

Did they massively reduce the amount of red stone, lapis and diamond ore that gets generated!? I can hardly find any now! And when I do a creeper jumps off a cliff and lands on my head

Why don't they finally add something useful again? All this fantasy crap is annoying

I think chunk generation changes fucked it up, I have had no problem getting redstone though.

No but I seem to find emerald more often than before

Drowned zombies and desert zombies.

You can avoid phantoms by sleeping through nights like a normal person but these zombie alts are unavoidable. The Husks spawn even during the day in deserts and induce a hunger effect once they hit you and Drowneds just mean that you can;'t swim without a fight especially if they come with tridents.

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>he doesn't strip mine

This bitch without question was the worst thing to ever happen to minecraft. Cave exploring is too dangerous now because if you run into this cunt and make one mistake you are brought down to half a heart.

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i think its more obnoxious that for such a rare enemy they never even drop anything good.
they arent really hard to kill though

How do you avoid getting poisoned? I just blitz them and pray.

What is wrong with boats?

Fucking stupid mob but how do you manage to die to it?

I've never died to it because the I've only been poisoned by it once and that one time I had to jump on a pillar of dirt to avoid getting finished of by other zombies. Every other time I've just been lucky and /or came prepared with regen potions or milk. How am I supposed to consistently beat them without getting poisoned early on in the game?

Do they even do anything?

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The people developing Minecraft are coders, not game developers. It's as if they have no understanding of game design, all they do is spend their time creating worthless additions that muddy the sandbox instead of worthwhile additions that expand it. Look at the mobs; Mojang are only capable of making
>1. passive mobs which little to no purpose, if any at all
>2. reskinned enemy mobs like drowned which take little to no effort
or
>3. annoying shit like phantom which are painfully unfun to fight

It's not just from a gameplay standpoint, but from an art standpoint as well. Look at this image, they made a shit ton of biome specific villager skins, presumably because they were bored. Not only does it detract from the Villager's original design, but now its unnecessarily difficult to tell which profession each villager has. They also spend a ton of time remaking all the game's textures, presumably because they were also bored.

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Fu

The new textures are mostly all awful. I don't know why they wasted the time, very few people use them.

It's busy work for the most part, and for the longest time there was very little variation, so it was the same wheat farm every time. The addition of potatoes, carrots, beets, and so on did help, but mods like Pam's Harvestcraft and a few others made hunger a lot more fun to tackle.

I had to deal with a trio of them constantly healing eachother in a raid... nowhere near the village or iron golems, but camping my house instead

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Fuck you for making me laugh

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The mods around hunger do a good job. More variety for gardens and such, more recipes, tools, and more varying effects based on what you eat.

It satisfies my autism to server friends chili instead of just bread

Based

>two punchlines in a row are "HE WAS DESTROYED"
This book never fails to make me angry.

>i think its more obnoxious that for such a rare enemy they never even drop anything good.
The purpose of enemies in video games isn't to give you stuff.

I think the two worst things by far are:
1. Too many biomes

2. Changed world gen.

The biome shit changes the way grass looks every 5 fucking blocks. You like that mountain over there? Too bad, the grass is fucking olive drab and looks like asshole. Oh you found nice, bright grass? Here's a boring as fuck area with no draw what so ever. There are too many fucking biomes. it's shit. Also, the world gen is so fucking boring and too tied into the biomes, so you get the same shit over and over and over again. I remember when I first started playing in beta, you'd get interesting big mountains (THAT WERE STILL FUCKING GREEN), and all kinds of nice looking stuff that made you WANT to build.

I want to get back to this game but I literally can never find a place I want to permanently shack up in— the world is just so drab.

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fuck no wonder there's so many replies

z

Well said man

pretty based desu

Not him but in most other games sure, but most mobs if not all had specific things you wanted including enemies. Almost all animals give you food and resources and all mobs drop specific things except for the more obnoxious ones like the witch. Why don't they drop random potions instead of getting fucking sticks and sugar? Having pointless mobs like just adds shitty filler to the game.

reply to this post!

They added so many biomes but all I can ever find is just snow, plains, forest and sometimes desert. Are the rest supposed to be rare?

I felt the same way until I stumbled upon a mesa biome. I remember back in the day when I was excited for mushroom biomes because "durr durr the grass grey and cows red" but now we have canyons. I spent pretty muchy my entire run terraforming my canyon cus it was pretty much just sand and clay when I came by it. Sucks cus there were more inhabitable bigger ones a couple blocks behind it but my dumb neolithic mind got excited at the site of my smaller one and stuck with it.

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>hits u for 6.5 (six and a half) hearts
nothin personnel kid...

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Biomes are retarded now, similar biomes generate in groups. It's like there's no variation anymore.

>Drops an emerald or a shitty almost broken axe
>Comes in groups of 2 to 4
A reminder to gas all pillagers

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BROWN BRICKS

>1. Too many biomes
and half of them are forest reskins

Enjoy your horses, hope you don't need to ride through any jungles.

i've not played mc in years and curious enough to play a bit

anyone got a server

I win

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Look up.

>Having pointless mobs like just adds shitty filler to the game.
They're not filler just because they don't help you.

>hunger and how to make an already-working system retarded
>phantoms
>toned down the insane world gen and made AMPLIFIED a thing
>changing how enchanting works a bunch of times (and making lapis the "fuel" is a fucking joke)
>changing all the textures to blurry shit for literally no reason, probably to spite Notch because the original textures are named "Programmer's Art" - a placeholder in other words
>invisibility potion still shows potion effect particles and is fucking useless
>literally no reason to go into ocean temples unless you want sponge for some reason
>adding useless mobs that do nothing for the game and solely exist to... exist (see; bats, foxes, pandas)
>BABY ZOMBIES DON'T FUCKING BURN FOR SOME REASON
and perhaps the biggest daddy of all
>>>all this shit could be fixed by modders in a week or two, whereas it takes Mojang a fucking week to make a test build for a hotfix because their new chunk system severely fucked up 1.14 Multiplayer
>>>a test build
>>>for a hotfix
dear fucking lord

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>a test build
>for a hotfix
I'm not sure there's ever been a Minecraft patch as buggy as 1.14. It's pathetic.

Of course not but when the only interesting thing about them is attacking you when you get close to their babies and kill foxes then its filler just like every other animal mob nowadays.

Do invisibility potions show particle effects if you stay still?

just continuing my little rant from a community side of things
>mob vote
>vote the annoying flying one when we could've had an actual threatening sea monster (this was before the trident throwers) or a shield version of the blazes that could've made a shield upgrade or something
>biome vote
>furries flock to the taiga because foxes
>savannah and desert get piddly vote numbers in return
>taiga trees are frequent in a shitload of sub biomes and are one of the better woods to build with
>acacia planks are orange shit, doesn't rain in the biome, all it has as a selling point are trees
>desert has a zombie variant that inflicts hunger when touched and temples and that's it
i probably missed a shitload of things out but this game is so easy to pluck flaws from, fuck
yes. they're virtually useless in multiplayer and they were bugged for the longest time so mobs could see you. i think mobs can STILL see you.

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>>BABY ZOMBIES DON'T FUCKING BURN FOR SOME REASON
I thought they did now? Also add making blaze powder necessary for potions on that list and its perfect.

playing recently, i ran into one that was walking about just fine in the daytime. probably another fucking 1.14 bug we'll wait until june to get sorted

:(

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The particles are really hard to see.
We spent a lot of time trying to kill and invisible fag that went around punching people on a server the other day.

>furries flock to the taiga because foxes
I don't even want to think about this in multplayer.

They do as of 1.13
It only took them five godforsaken years
>boats were never improved
did you forget how horribly janky boats used to be?

ELITE SKELETONS
THOSE SHOULD JUST BE A HARD MODE EXCLUSIVE BUT NOOOOO JUST REPLACE THE SKELETONS AI WITH FUCKING AIMBOT RAPIDFIRE

>(and making lapis the "fuel" is a fucking joke)

Don't mind this one. Lapis has always been a shitty block/item, it's single purpose was blue dye; beyond that it's just inventory bloat when you go mining. All the best items/blocks in Minecraft are multi-purpose.

>elite skeletons
Huh?

>hunger no longer depletes passively, it ONLY depletes to heal you
>hunger heals with regular bar as well until you have 2 bars left, saturation just bonus heal
>food still refills hunger and saturation

hunger fixed there you go.

it hurts
this game NEVER gets interesting terrain like this anymore its just

>haha flat boring mode

or you can play amplified, but its so over fucking done, you just spawn on the side of a death drop with no way out

>food no longer recovers health, but hunger instead
>health only recovers on a full hunger bar
>sprinting puts hunger below regen level almost instantly
>most food sources recover next to no hunger, requiring investment in farming and/or cooking
>this requires more prep time before doing anything else
>entire food system undermined by zombie meat, which only becomes a detriment in heavy combat

Most of the stupid mobs and blocks they add in with each update I can ignore if I choose, but I HAVE to maintain a food supply to avoid dying no matter what I want to do.

I don't get the blaze powder thing either
What the fuck where they thinking?

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Join join join

The problem with the new villages is that they're even more wonky and spread out than before
It's even more impossible to defend that shit without a bunch of your retards dying

What's the fun in joining a server where everything is done already?

Raids are buggy as fuck anyway, sometimes they'll just stop on a wave. There's no way to end them either.

youtube.com/watch?v=MWzLLh-B2rk
I feel dirty that I picked it up from this channel, even if it was 6 years ago.
Anyways, its basically these changes +they go into shade when the sun comes up.

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It's not even just the raids, it's all but guaranteed every night there'll be at least one retard who bugs out, doesn't go indoors and gets raped to death by zombies. The zombies that can just casually smash down doors make this even worse
It's also more frustrating to get villages walled off now on account of all the goddamn slopes and the awkward new village layouts

What about iron golems? I got like 7 of them already and my village is not that big. Don't tell me they can just keep spawning forever now

What happens is that sometimes mid raid, pillagers will stop spawning and you are stuck in a raid. There is no way to force the raid to stop without killing all the pillagers, so you are stuck in a perpetual raid state with no way out.

I never learn. If it has more than 10 replies it's a trap.

My only issue with it is just how little room you have before you lose hp regen,
4 or 5 bars

GUESS WHAT, I MADE ANOTHER LIST
>nether is pointless and tiresome after the first few trips or so
>>>TIPPED ARROWS CAN ONLY BE CRAFTED AFTER THE ENDER DRAGON IS DEFEATED. you need to get glass bottles, go to the end, stall the dragon so it does the breath attack, stand in it and bottle it up, kill the dragon, go back home, make splash potions, making LINGERING potions, making tipped arrows. what are you going to use these on? another bigger joke is the fact that
>>>TIPPED ARROWS AREN'T EFFECTED BY INFINITY DESPITE BEING AN ENDGAME ITEM which on one hand, promotes the message your shots need to make their mark to inflict the desired stat. effect. on the other hand IT'S AN ENDGAME ITEM AND THE SLOWNESS ARROW APPLIES FOR TWO SECONDS ON HIT
>>>Elytra, an endgame item used for gliding (which may i remind you requires another item for flight) HAS A DURABILITY BAR
>no secret method of taming a ravager. at least it drops a saddle
>blast furnaces strictly smelt rock and stones. smokers only cook food. if you want a shitload of glass for a dome or a platform, have fun using normal furnaces, fuckface
>some foods make your hunger go down slower; the game never actually tells you what these are, and there's probably some bullshit ones in there like cake being terrible (despite its somewhat convoluted recipe)
>can't straight up eat sugar, healing half a hunger giblet but giving you a speed boost temporarily
>slimes started off as obscure underground enemies, then as swamp biome enemies. who the fuck wants to build in or anywhere near a swamp? and even then, it might not have a slime chunk on it and you're fucked then aren't you
>apparently creepers can instakill you even in protection 4 diamond armor. i haven't bothered testing this but it's probably true lol
>no knockback resistance aspect to armor, which means an annoying skeleton can still ping pong you around despite having some of the finest gear
>anvils have durability, albeit a lot. grindstones don't though
ugh

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holy fuck i remember watching a few of their videos back in the day
what a nostalgia trip

Fuck you

your points in your other posts were more valid, but none of these things are real problems or you're overexaggerating them

>want to find other biomes
>nothing but grassland/ocean/FOREST

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i'm aware it's nitpicky as fuck but i can't get over the end-related ones, man. it feels weird

fuck Microsoft

Why did they think this needed fixing?

>they removed customized world option

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woooow

I still don't know why.

vomit

bless u immunity dog

>wolf villagers added

youtube.com/watch?v=IS5OdXxTQ54&feature=youtu.be

Kaboom!

ok this is epic

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fine

fuck off

When is there going to be a light source on par with the arcane lamp in vanilla
Fields covered in torches is gay

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you son of a bitch

why does this post have so many replies lmao

Stopped playing mine craft in 2013 when they added enchantments and that lame exp bar. What the fuck are these things

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Hunger was a mistake

O knew it

fugg
better than the book i guess

FUCK YOU
THE GAME

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