Game comes with a pin if you pre order

>game comes with a pin if you pre order
Is there a more lame preorder bonus than this?

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yeah:
>pre order and play the game a week before anyone else
at least a pin is some cool physical merch

posters
m&l vs paper mario came with these gay little paper craft statues too i guess it's kind of cool for something different but i just threw them away because i'm straight

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>game comes with artbook but its only included in the most expensive edition that also has a worthless plastic piece of shit figurine.
>artbook also wont be sold separately after

why fucking do this. fuck you and your plastic dolls.

Rage 2 has the worst one I've seen yet, at least in terms of the marketing. You pre-order to get a "cheat code" that activates an NBA Jam-style announcer. The phrase "Pre-order to get Cheat Code" physically hurts me to read. Just call it a Pre-order exclusive announcer pack or some other corporatespeak shit.

>game comes with an artbook
>It's digital

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>preordering

it's basically "the game will suck so buy it before everyone tells you how it sucks"

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>announcement is honest and unique
>NOOO GIVE ME MY CORPORATE SPEAK
you are cancer

>lmao ur just paranoid about ur "muh seekrit club" xDD theres nothign wrong about Yea Forums being popular xDDD

Cringe

fucking cuck loool

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>he thinks facebook frog and redditjak represent Yea Forums
Yikes!

actual autism

>Put rez pin on my backpack
>It comes unattached and falls off somewhere at work
>Pin lost forever
feels bad man

Haha good to know you care so much about this shitty place, I hope you lose the one thing that you enjoy in life. We're already overtaking this site.

Seething tranny

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It was inevitable, /pol/ ruined everything

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>>pre order and play the game a week before anyone else
>they do this for a multiplayer game that needs a day one patch to fix the broken matchmaking

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that spike isn't from gamergate

>muh goobergate
Dumb r*ddit tourist

based graph tbqh!

look again sweetie, we are both on the same team :)

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I like pins, I wear them on my tie at work. I've had a couple people compliment me on the thunder badge, and a few people ask me who the pyro was

This image aged so fucking poorly, it hurts

How are you straight if you are playing mario games to begin with