This is what a 37 year old doctor looks like according to video games. Do you see the problem?

welp, according to Hollywood and videogames, niggers and women are able to create successful and autonomous civilizations. So I guess fiction is ok.

>i think she hated me
Wrong. Older women don't get offended when younger men find them sexually attracted. They enjoy it more than you can imagine because it means they've still got it. They rely on that boost in self-esteem even if they're in loving, committed relationships.

My mother looked like she was in her twenties when she was 37.
Videogames are fiction anyway.

trick question, there isnt any problem

benis lol

White girls are pretty hairy.

Why is her chest so masculine?

Tell that to Africa and it's rampant pirate only culture.

She looks like she fucks black guys.

Is she breathing through her mouth?

What's she doing with her hand? Is she cleaning her instruments or something? Pretty admirable that she takes good care of her equipment!

This is a Mexican hacker. Do you see the problem?

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No one faps to grannies

big dick here, won't help you if you're autistic

I love cropped porn, post more

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This

Hey women are capable of doing anything regardless of what they look like. Stop being so closed minded shitlord.

Yes, she's not short and fat.

That isn't a doctor you troglodyte

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>head cut off
All's well here bro.

I see that that isn't a mexican hacker, retard

she's shaking up a slimfast

no face - no problem

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>Do you see the problem?
yea, abs are gross.

Yeah I see that you're a faggot and that's a problem

what is this from

mexicans dont know computers

Thank you, Dr.

i believe we need to up the dosage

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Overwatch dummy

Subverse is looking good

Mexican girls should be thicc, not /fit/.

Wow user you're like a detective

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Yes, shitty ass ps2 tier textures

Thanks man

No but I might need more examples.

whats the name?
It looks familiar

something smething elf by butcha-u

pharah isn't mexican

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link?

Ah yes
Dark elf vs alien
I knew i had seen it
Thank you for reminding me

Will overwatch ever be dethroned as the reigning champion of vidya gaem pornography? the amount of SFM is staggering, and theres more everyday. I can't really see it ever being overtaken

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thx dok

god i wanna cum inside her

Cropped porn is good but impending/implied sex is the thinking man fetish

She stole Medics life prolonging tech.
Medic feared death more than any of the other Mercs, he was the last to die.

you mean it's an egyptian chief of security

WoW is up there too

I LOVE DIS DOCTOR

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rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3177995

OP is a fag.

>she's not inside my dick

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how much is considered big ?

Here she is again. You have to see the problem this time.

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nice meme, comrade

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that's not enough for my daily dose, doc

I'm not making her butt pregnant. That's a problem.

This is a space doctor!

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True, i do see a fair amount of it. Whenever i watch SFM compilations, its about 2/3rds overwatch, a handful of 2B, a little bit of Elizabeth, and then random shit. I wonder when another game with women so sexy that the world can't stop fapping to them will come along again - it was amazing to watch the explosion of smut that came with Overwatch, and it hasn't really slowed down yet.

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howlongismyschlong.com/

>Howler

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her face looks partially paralyzed, or shes having a hard time seeing keeps squinting

Yeah I see it now, that lack of skindentation is a problem indeed.

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>tfw you see an overwatch sfm with amazing body texture and proportions
>you look at the head
>it's the shitty overwatch low poly hair
Why has no one made a realistic model of her hair?

It doesn't hurt either. You're not a laughing joke or a punchline.

That's a heavy dosage administered to this thread all in all, good work doctors

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It would look weird.

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Don't let mercy touch your genitals she is not a real doctor

The skin is too brown.

Doesn't hurt either.

>Finally go see a migraine specialist after a year waiting in line
>best in the province
>talking to one of her subordinates in the waiting room
>eventually doctor comes in
>she is literally OPs pic related
>low cut top
>big tits
>blondie
>mini skirt
>tight body
>40 years old but still looks like a minx
>sits right next to me on the little bed all hospital rooms have
>face to face with me talks to me about my migraine problems and diagnosis me on the spot
>literally puts her hand on my leg
>honest to god i thought I was in a real life porno
>all I could think about was this cant be real this is like out of a comedy movie or something
>keep thinking about that one doctor from futurama
>bitch is a walking talking stereotypical blonde but smarter then 99% of the country
>when she leaves the room I feel blue balled as fuck
>subordinate finishes my exam and acts like this shit is normal
>jerk off to it like 7 times when I get home

If anyone is wondering her recommendations have helped me control my migraines and I almost never get them now.

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That's a literal porn game, it's allowed to do whatever the fuck it wants.

thanks doc

She told me she was legit

I would let her gargle my marbles

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Thanks Lego

Heres your actual Mexican hacker bro

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my dick stinks

Overwatch porn has its own wikipedia page

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overwatch_and_pornography

uncut on /gif/ when?

thanks doc

You should go back and thank her in person, and if she doesn't have two rings on her left ring finger, ask her out on to dinner. the worst that can happen is she says no - shoot for the moon, user.

What's having a doctor gf like?

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Why not any other game though?

Here's your Mexican hacker cosplaying a robutt

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thanks granny

because they have body image issues

I was 19 at the time and it was 5 years ago. I only had like 1 GF and was shy as fuck.

Used to be basically only Mass Effect
Then Elizabeth came around it was 90% porn of her and now it's overwatch.

Sooner or later something will replace it but goddamn is that gonna be hard mountain to climb

reminder that the best looking doctor is pic related

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Why did you not ask her out, user.

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how did this idiot become a surgeon?

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What recommendations did she give you? Paracetamol usually lowers the pain to an acceptable level but these days I wake up feeling like someone smashed my head in with a hammer about two days a week. The other day it was so bad that while the paracetamol still dulled the pain, I felt nauseous the entire day.

Why? Unless you have a micropenis it doesn't really matter

>Everyone has a boner for Pharah and Sombra
>Symmetra is clearly the best Brown Girl

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You only see her for about 3 hours a day and all she does during that time is sleep before she wakes up for her next shift. Not as good as you'd think

european ""education""

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>pretending to be retarded is the new sexy
god left us

>That clipping

spbp

People who reject mature women have no idea what they're thinking. Fruit is tastier if taken ripe from the tree.

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>Installed overwatch for the anniversary event last year because I saw she got a magician skin.
>Opened my free golden lootbox and got her skin in it
>Uninstalled after an hour since I didn't need to grind for it

You rang?

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This shit sucks. Only works in my hentai.

>owler
Nice

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I have 5 inches, and flaccid it's even less impressive. I'm never going to please a woman with it.

POO

Mercy is an outdated whore

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That's just barely below average

I've noticed the irl ahegao trend's been getting bigger recently. To each their own but there's something really nice about a girl just looking horny or turned on and not making an exaggerated face.

Use your hands and mouth stupid.
Clitoral stimulation is pretty important, dicking is only a part of the process.

UNF

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Does hana have the most porn? i feel like its either her or pharah. i think there needs to be a formal survey of the overwatch pornscape

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5.5" here
It really doesn't matter that much as long as you aren't a one pump chump or some shit.

Thanks doc

Because im a shy pussy nerd.

The migraines I get weren't bad enough for her to actually have me come back and start treatment under her care. I usually just go blind then get the headache after but I can live with it. She just had me start keeping a dairy about what I did and what I ate etc and then after like a year you can find a pattern. For me caffeine, presure on my neck, and the rain trigger it so I just stopped drinking coffee and caffeinated tea. And on wet days I dont put and pressure on my neck and remember to sit upright. Also getting a memory foam pillow helped, because I would sometimes wake up with a migraine and neck pains and it turned out I was just sometimes sleeping funny.

They are trying to portray woman over 30 as proper breeding material?

Why is it that girls groping other girls is always so fucking hot? Fuck

stamina is more important, and 5" isn't that bad.

Pharah's further down the list than that.

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>abs and natural fat tits

a man of culture I see

man i hate india so much

holy shit, d.va is winning by a good margin. i guess it just seems to me like pharah was winning because i love sexy brown bitches

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reminder
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overwatch_and_pornography

>tfw Meifag

no. but i'm sure you'll spend half an hour explaining it.

No. Why would I want to destroy her good looks? I'm not a marxist.

No, but I need a doctor to treat this swelling in my pants, and pronto.

Five inches is about the average, you can stimulate the sensitive parts of the vaginal wall just fine with it. Plus, don't forget about girth, pencil dicks are lame
The flaccid state is irrelevant for pleasure. Cheer up, user

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God I hate D.Va porn, she has nothing going for her besides an IMAGINE tier body

D.va undoubtedly has the most porn. Pharah is probably more niche, but has the best porn imo.

Reminds me of the time I was working as a school assistant and I somehow ended up alone with this raven-haired MILF of a teacher and while we were chatting, out of the blue she just said something like "you have a really nice voice, I like that" and I spilled my spaghetti all over the place. Some time later I brought some cake to the school for all the teachers to enjoy and she gave me her email and told me she wanted the recipe. Somehow I forgot all about it and nothing came out of it.

I don't even remember her name or what exactly she looked like but I remember thinking that she had a great body and she was the perfect MILF, definitely the best looking teacher in the school. I wish I had had more balls, getting it on with a 40 something hot MILF was one of my top fantasies, even today it still is. Getting to do it as a 19-year-old would had been fantastic, especially as I had fantasized about teachers my teenage years.

You're welcome, sonny

No, and no one cares but you and other people who way to easy lives.

What does a real life 37 year old doctor with her shirt open look like?

It's actually only a good margin if the Mercy numbers also count the Witch Mercy nimbers at the bottom. Of they're seperate numbers, than they're actually really close.

Idk I have a milf as my primary care provider. Stranger things have happened user.

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Mercy was originally 34 in the beta.
Mercy is also full of her own patented nano machines that keep her young and fit. She'll probably looks the same at 50, 60, 70, and shoot well past natural human lifespan all while barely changing phsyically.

why cant real women have this body

Got it, thanks. That might be part of my problem as well, my diet is a fucking mess and sometimes I wake up feeling like someone stuffed me into a briefcase because I slept like a moron. I suspect it's more closely related to the amount of time I spend in front of my monitor browsing Yea Forums like a retard though, the pain is almost always focused behind my right eye.

It only works when the girl is actually getting plowed. not standing there awkwardly sticking out your tongue

because you died and this is hell

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she's an old woman user

now add shark teeth

Make a guess

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its future dumbass they must have made some kind of medicine to look young

>garter belt

I don't know why I'm so weak for that shit. It just makes me diamond

Cringe

Here's the new loot box design.

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Make sure you sit right, I hear posture and exercise help a lot. Like every inch you sink is like a pound on our neck or something.

But yeah dude, try the dairy. Its a pretty standard way of dealing with any chronic condition.

>No qt desi gf to squat on your designated shitting street
designated shitting street is my penis

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it's almost as if the levels of bodyfat required for visible muscles and large breasts are mutually exclusive.

you what

The technology will be there one day user, we just need to wait and hope

It's literally Blizzard themselves that pushed the whole porn shit.

It's already there albeit flawed: Steroids + Implants, basically every "Fitness Model" thot on Instagram.

>inside
>dick
>

there are super skinny women with large natural breasts
it's genetic, you dont get big tits from being fat
there are fatties with tiny tits
if those skinny women worked out, they would have abs and big tits, but why would they bother

Yeah, my tongue isn't currently in that belly button

>43 pictures posted
>only a few are lewd

my god, i want to fuck mercy like an animal.

thanks doc

TFW when you know EXACTLY where this is from

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I'm sorry?

good taste
anal.birth needs more content these days if im being honest familia
i mean its 2019

It's because you have fine taste for subtle lewd, user

No, I dont see the problem.

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Is there anything I should know?

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As I said earlier and on many other threads, implied or imminent sex is a great fetish

>think sym is bottom tier waifu
>she gets that as a sitting animation
>women sitting with legs crossed and perfect posture makes me fucking diamonds.
help me bros

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No.

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we're talking about muscle girls with big tits, user, not slim normal bodyfat girls with mostly breast-area fat distribution. find me one muscular woman with low body fat and large natural breasts.

Jennifer hale is great, but her accent comes and goes in MGS1. kinda distracting once you notice and start listening for it

>tfw when

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Be the change you want to see

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what the fuck user

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It's for truly elevated minds that love that subtlety

Please source me user

>pancake boobs
hard pass

cock vore is worse than regular vore but both are degenerate as fuck

nursing handjobs are also great tho

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s-sauce

>ywn watch horror movies at 3am with para-medic

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love her

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I actually met a 38 year old woman today at work who looked pretty much like that. No glasses and longer hair though.

She's a lawyer, also a single mother with two kids.

>don't have autism
>crippled by depression
>don't feel anything for beautiful women or cute boys

At least I still have a big dick

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this man speaketh God's truth

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This.

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This is the hottest pic I've ever seen in my entire life.

I'd let her check my prostate any fucken day. Wenn du weiß was ich meine^^

youtube.com/watch?v=YJLZalMRc5A

>feet censored
POST UNCENSORED NOW
POST UNCENSORED NOW
POST UNCENSORED NOW

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Why is this user so based?

i like her looks but i cant get through her thick accent
The talking is an integral part for me, and she just absolutely fails in that category on the account of the accent

>inside my dick

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This is over inflated a bit. The world average length is like 5.1 in while this says its like 5.6

I need to BREED that mature cunt!

>implied/imminent nursing handjobs

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That is some wookieepedia tier shit

my dude

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