Smashfag Thread

No

Yes, but that post is also just speculation on his end and not an actual leak.

> didn't even get a spirit
Fuck off

Master0fHyrule is some guy on Youtube who uploads videos titled shit like "WHAT SMASH CHARACTERS CAN MAKE IT OVER THE LAVA PIT" and "EVERY SMASH CHARACTER'S FACE AFTER GETTING HIT BY JOKER'S SIDE B"
He's not a "leaker."

What's wrong with Banjofags?

Have you seen the Banjofags on Yea Forums? They act exactly like him.

Banjo fans set themselves for disappointment to the point of insanity
The grasping for straws logic to insist he's "Brave" just because they both start with B is asinine

Adeleine should be in Smash.

Dark matter*

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>already diluting the roster with tons of generic sword crap
>avi is some cringy self insert holding a sword

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i dont have a switch so i dont follow this stuff. are they seriously gonna add steve?

More then likely

Where is Banjo mentioned?

>Duck Hunt glitch is banjo
Can’t forget that

It's possible. Minecraft is huge, its player character is iconic and Nintendo is the one picking characters. Steve would be a good character if Nintendo wanted to sell DLC.

>Frustrating to follow
Are smashfags the one true entitled fanbase? They act like the game is meant to pander to them personally and then start crying when it inevitably doesn't

better than more weebshit t b h

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Matthew Foxwell is infamous for being a huge banjo fag, I think he got fired from Source Gaming aswell

>grr another smash thread!! Just go to /vg/ you faggot SHILLS, gawd!
Classic FAG just stopping by to say hi

except steve has been all but deconfirmed, if we get any MS rep at all it will be Banjo but its very likely we won't get a MS rep.

It makes anyone disappointed. Look at that piece of shit. I'd take any MS rep over Steve.

They're up there next too Mahvelfags. So yeah they are.

>Blockbois trying to climb back into the spotlight
Last weeks meme

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the worst part is how retarded most of their gripes are. the only valid complaints are the input lag, terrible online system (and even that is equally nintendo's fault), too many fire emblem characters, and how poorly the kirby and zelda series are treated.
but most smashfags would rather bitch that their obscure n64 fursuit isn't in the game, or they want the character they just lost to online to be nerfed, or it's not a pixel-perfect recreation of melee (as if they wouldn't find an excuse not to play it even if it was).

>except steve has been all but deconfirmed
What did he mean by this?

>zelda series
>treated poorly

Zelda has poor roster representation. Ironically it's the opposite of what Kirby has, but I can see why people are mad about it. Kirby has a much bigger problem, however, since it has poor everything except for roster, and even that's debatable.

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The fire emblem shit and “poor” zelda and kirby reps are not valid complaints. That has nothing to do with the actualy game itself and is instead just you whinning that your favourite series doesnt have more characters. zelda has like six characters, dozens of songs and a handful of stages, kirby pretty much the same.

Okay so it’s just one guy, then?
Are you people THIS desperate for anti-Banjo material?

>they actually think steve, banjo, geno or their other fucking terrible picks are in smash

erdrick has potential to be in smash because squareenix is just that unironically terrible

youtubemultiplier.com/5ccb43329c4d4-rip-in-piss-block-bitch.php

Is that a joke

>desperate meme
YIKES YO LOOK AT THIS DUDE... OH NONONONO OH NO NO HAHAHAHA

The point is all Banjofags act like him

>Poor roster representation
>When the Zelda characters are the only characters that get complete redesigns
Shit, Ultimate stepped it up by having Link, Zelda and Ganondorf represent different games in the series. That's great representation of the Zelda series.

And Zelda gets a ton of shit like stages and assist trophies in each game. But I guess that doesn't matter since it's not a character, you absolute retard.

Yes let's just repeat the same fake shit every fucking day and keep making threads about it

>We have to deal with this until Feb. 2020

Christ

>Basically ignoring the question and getting nervous while giving a non answer
If anything this is a soft confirmation of Steve. Bearcucks finna get DABBED on.

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Steve is gonna break the Internet more then Sonic when he’s revealed

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>Feb. 2020
You're forgetting the following years of "this is who SHOULD have been in Smash" the fake DLC pack 2 leaks, and so on.

I feel bad for Banjofags they’ve been treated like shit for a decade and now their last hope at a revival is gonna get swept away by Minecraft Steve of all characters

Anyone who says Kirby has a healthy amount of content is a blind fool, for all I care. Yes, we have a lot of content, but it's all from the same 3-4 games, with RARE exceptions. Half of the content we do get could be replaced with minor nods to non-Sakurai games and it would be an improvement. Even if I don't like the idea of the most important characters being the only fighters, the roster is not the only problem Kirby keeps getting saddled with.

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cool thread for manchildren party game

TICK TOCK STEVIES
T I C K
T O C K

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anyone else think stage spiking is just fucking wrong? you only want to stage spike if you:
>can't land the character's other spikes
>like being an insufferable cunt
i can't tech something i can't see coming, it goe s by fucking instantly.

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>B-But it's not the RIGHT games
You're just as bad as FEfags.

>Owned by a dead company
>Isn’t on the same plane of existence when it comes to being as big of an icon as Steve

Press R.

>but it's all from the same 3-4 games
Try 1-2. Literally everything in Smash save for a couple songs and spirits are from either Adventure or Super Star because of Sakurai's autistic hateboner for shit he didn't make.

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>MM-M-M-MM-M-MM-MUH SWORDS
Yes, a lot of vidya main characters use swords what the fuck do they want Sakurai to do about it? Give Cloud an axe? Give Shulk a machine gun?

Stop responding to discord threads. Sage, report, and move on.

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Since the other guy gave a non-answer
twitter.com/Chupacaubrey/status/1058221861442473984

Masterofhyrule is a paid falseflagger, I bet he’s called Toby and to be honest he’s a massive faggot as he steals all the food here.

So what’s up?

Haven't said much since July, but saw a thread that caught my eye just now (boards.4channel.org/v/thread/460704241) and want to re-affirm that people are paid to make fake leaks, especially for Smash. Toby, who calls pizza "Za" and smells horrible, is one of these paid leakers. He is still in my office, and he still posts here and on Gamefaqs regularly. He still doesn't know who I am, as he hasn't approached me, but it's probably because he steals everyone's fucking food and nobody likes him, so I could be anyone.

Fighters 2 and 3 will indeed be revealed early June. Interestingly, Nintendo and Microsoft are going to partner on a joint game and work together on many games going forward, presumably because Sony is a giant threat to both companies.

characters announced are Master Chief and Banjo Kazooie. Master Chief activates the Halo for his final smash, and some spirits I saw were for the flood, arbiter, a gause warthog, and a ghost. His level appears to be Last Resort (has a windmill structure? Not familiar, but know the name).

Banjo Kazooie's level is predictably Spiral Mountain. He has his nuts and bolts look, slightly altered but essentially the same. Grunty is a stage boss and rhymes at you while you play, dependant on characters used. There are dancing carrots and onions in the background with googly-eyes. Some spirits include Captain Blubber, Canary Mary, and Mingy Jongo. I wasn't able to see any more details other than those 3, I saw no screenshots of these unlike Halo's. Banjo has 3 final smashes, all of which are randomized.

Cut characters from the game that won't make it in (but were absolutely developed and scrapped) include Rayman, Black Shadow, Funky Kong, Dixie Kong, and Alucard. I was previously unaware of Alucard and Dixie Kong as of the last time I posted back in July.

he's in and you know it stevefags

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You're right that makes the whole situation really very sad.

The smash target audience isn't manchildren and actual children? What?

>press r
>in a split second moment that shouldn't be happening
press alt + f4

>that shouldn't be happening
The bottom or edge of a stage exists regardless of how much you don't want to. What, do you want to just go through the fucking stage or some shit?

People are still playing this anime infested shit game? With champions that nobody over 12 years has ever heard of?

>Majority of content is from 10% of the franchise
>"YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS XYZ"

I can respect Sakurai's work to a certain degree, but he only made about 3 out of the 13 mainline games in the series. Unless you SPECIFICALLY lost interest in Kirby the moment Sakurai left because he's an icon or something, there's nobody in particular he's pandering to but himself. His inflated ego should not have lasted past Smash 4's DLC.

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She had to clarify that this was her personal opinion. She also said her lips were sealed when asked to deconfirm Steve.

yes

>with tons generic sword crap

He's added no one but Chrom (an echo) in Ultimate so far.

Nintendo would never allow Erdrick to threaten fighter pass sales. There is no way in hell they'd ever greenlit Erdrick.

Guys I can't stand the thought of seeing Steve in 1080p on the Switch. I'm used to seeing him in 4k on my Xbox One X. It's way too fucking jarring.

Because unless they get creative with his moveset, they'll likely shoehorn him into a swordsman role since that's the main form of damage in minecraft.

Honestly if they wanted to go with a builder character, Terraria John would have a better moveset variety.

She literally fucking commented on a Minecraft character in Smash AFTER the DLC was already decided. ANY mention of a character being in Smash or not violates an NDA, not just flat out saying "Yes he is/No he isn't in Smash."

>ANY mention of a character being in Smash or not violates an NDA
That's wrong. You can freely discuss your opinions on a subject without breaking NDA.

Why wasn't Steve in Story Mode then if he's such a big iconic character?

As someone who hasn't bought anything Nintendo related since the Wii, honestly what the fuck happened to this series? What does Persona and Minecraft have to do with Nintendo?

Snake was cool, Cloud was weird since FF7 was never on a Nintendo console but still kinda cool. How have things gotten this bad?

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When Erdrick and Steve are anounced, it's gonna be the rise of the falseflaggers.

Steve is not in, believe what you want though. He was never even considered

This. Steve isn't in Story Mode, Dungeons, or even the Game Pass advertisements.
What he is in, though...

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user, reread my post. I agree with you.

well the easy answer is this but having somebody like joker or steve in smash bros could mean more business ventures in the future
whatever it may be

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If Banjo or Steve get announced at E3 on the MS booth, does that mean Smash Bros Ultimate is coming to the Xbox One as well? Because, why would they fucking waste time announcing something for a rival console without getting nothing in return? I'd rather they announced Banjo for Killer Instinct 2

They sold out and stopped giving a shit about Nintendo history and added all these shitty third parties.

Fucking slimeballs

Smash NDA straight-up prevents you from even discussing or talking about Smash Bros. That's how secretive Nintendo is about Smash development.

Absolutely jack shit and this is what Smash Bros is turning into.

Who the fuck is Banjo even
Why does this dead bear deserve to be anywhere
inb4 zoomer, I just didn't own a shitty n64

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>Smash NDA straight-up prevents you from even discussing or talking about Smash Bros.
Ok. Post it. Post a Smash NDA.

Swords are bullshit because they have disjointed hitboxes.

>inb4 zoomer
Banjo's games are for zoomers. N64 is where all the gen z kiddies first got into gaming.

>"le epic Steve render he's in just C O P E LMAO"
How about Master Chief? He'd be a curveball like Joker AND he's practically the face of the Xbox brand considering Halo's legacy.
>A moves are Energy Sword
>Neutral B is Needler
>Side B is rocket launcher (non-controllable unlike Snake's but heavier hitting)
>Down B is Plasma Grenade
>Up B is Grav Lift
>Final Smash is a super powerful Spartan Laser shot
He has more utilities than Steve the Faceless Avatar Most Minecraft Players Immediately Replace

The fucking Grinch tried to stop him, and now Banjo-fags are trying to stop him again.
But he cannot be stopped. He is coming.
Yup.
I'm thinking he's in.

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It's about video game history autismo

>steve
>banjo

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That’s why you don’t understand it faggot, you missed out on some great shit

>three links
>two zeldas
>ganondorf is still a lazy clone of a non-zelda character
how is that not an idiotic way to treat one of nintendo's big-name franchises?
kirby's problems go beyond the characters and into the stages, assist trophies and music. despite quitting hal all the way back in 2003 because he was sick of working on the franchise, sakurai uses kirby to stroke his own ego and promote only the games he created.
we don't need three green greens stages, there are plenty of better options for assist trophies than chef kawasaki and knuckle joe, and it shouldn't have taken almost a decade for fucking c.r.o.w.n.e.d. to be in the soundtrack.

>Metal Gear
>Nintendo history

No, having a shitty game on gamecube and a game nobody cares about on NES doesn't mean that Snake had anything to do with Nintendo. It was always a Sony franchise with MGS.

A non-disclosure agreement makes it kinda hard to disclose anything at all wouldn’t it? Are you THIS dumb?

kek

that's probably the coolest pic I've seen today.

>No one cares about the game that started the series

Well, he’s not so don’t go hoping to hard now.

it hurts

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>Three links representing BOTW, OoT/Majora's Mask and WW/PT
>Zelda representing both LTTP and ALBW
>Sheik, who isn't even the same Zelda, representing OoT, having design elements of the unused TP Sheik AND using BOTW armor
>Ganondorf using his most iconic design and even having a boss battle with Ganon
>Various stages and assist trophies to represent other games in the series
>Tons of spirits
>This is bad representation
retard

Master Chief and Banjo are in, in fact they’re the next 2 characters that will get announced at e3

NDA don't stop people from sharing their personal opinions. Post Smash NDAs that prove they're incredibly strict and wouldn't even allow people to share their opinions.

Out of the three options MC is the only one who was never on a Nintendo system and the pass apparently is targeting picks nobody would think of, after all Joker is only gonna be in spin-offs on Nintendo systems so the door's open with MS being as chummy as they are. If we get any Xbox rep I've decided I want it to be the Chief.

Have you ever signed a NDA in your life, or... have you ever had work at all?

Then you’re gonna be really happy, he’s in. Just trust this complete stranger and you will not be dissapointed

Kid, it doesn't matter which console he started on. Snake still made sense since he had a game on the NES. Cloud didn't make sense at all.

Fucking ew. Is this what Minecraft has become lately?

I've been a chiefbro for a while now and if either him or doomslayer/guy is in, then I'm satisfied

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>DUDE BUT HE HAD THIS GAME NOBODY CARED ABOUT ON A NINTENDO CONSOLE!

Okay then, don't bitch about Joker.

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Okay, consider this:
They add Steve into the game but it's the old concept design.

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>Bad Ending
Steve gets in Smash
>Good Ending
Banjo gets in Smash
>True Ending
Steve and Banjo put aside their differences, end their long-term rivalry, and become friends. Ends with both getting in Smash

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Joker was announced after they revealed Persona 5 would get a Switch port.

>smash coming to pc

this board would be unusable for days

Him and Banjo, they’re both in. Just take it for a fact at this point, the leaks will be soon anyway

Have you? A NDA would only stop her from saying that they're working with Nintendo or that Minecraft content is coming to Smash. Her personal opinion of Steve as a playable character is completely irrelevant since it's not confidential information.

>There is literally never going to be any DL3 remixes in Smash for as long as I live because of Sakurai's sheer anger that Kirby games he wasn't involved in exist
It hurts
youtube.com/watch?v=yhWJHvzUIBE

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So they're playing mind games now, yes that’s probably it. Sharp mind you

Final Fantasy started on Nintendo consoles.

Before she posted about Steve, she literally said "Minecraft Skelly for Smash?" How is that not commenting on who a playable character would be?

FF7 didn't.

We're getting two characters this e3 week. Banjo and Erdrick.
Banjo is for you guys in the west. Erdrick is for Japan.

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As someone who dislikes Steve, I'd actually be okay with this.
My main problem with the Steve that's actually in Minecraft is that he's fucking ugly.

Banjo and Master Chief, at e3. Erdrick wasnt ever considered

with crossplay and running on the azure servers so you don't get banned for having shit internet preferably.

>How is that not commenting on who a playable character would be?
The Minecraft Skeleton is a completely different character and there's nothing stopping her voicing her support for it.

Nigger they could easily make Steve as wacky and unorthodox as Villager.
Remember, Minecraft is a BUILDING game where you do all kinds of bullshit.

You're retarded if you think that Nintendo would ruin fighter pass sales by adding Erdrick to it.

I really couldn’t care less about Banjo, I hate collectathons. Steve would unironically make me drop the game because he is a shit character.

Uh.. no.

here's your true timeline bro

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Corrin. You sheep will buy it regardless.

Yes, just like I'm sure Kamiya started posting "WONDER RED FOR SMASH" around the time talks for Bayonetta started.
Or how about Atlus's twitter saying "WE WANT JACK FROST IN SMASH"
Posting that you want a character in Smash when you're already getting a different character in Smash is idiotic.

FF7 is an entry of the Final Fantasy franchise

banjos games are literally shit

Corrin was the worst selling DLC.

I have been under NDA and they practically bar you from even uttering certain words pertaining to the content or saying things that could even remotely imply something may or may not be happebing or not happening. A high level mojang employee going onto twitter and saying steve in smash is retarded would be in hot shit with her tweets deleted if there was any form of nda

And yet it still sold.

can't believe they added fucking spongebob man

Why would Atlus' twitter advocate for a character in Smash in the first place? Why would Kamiya advocate for a character when he's pissed at Smashfaggots bothering him about Bayonetta in Smash? Are you a fucking retard? This is a completely different situation.

Now imagine. Not only would Erdrick sell like shit, but he'd ruin sales for the fighter pass. Hell, most smash fans would likely demand refunds out of righteous anger. Nintendo is NOT going to run that risk.

>I have been under NDA and they practically bar you from even uttering certain words pertaining to the content or saying things that could even remotely imply something may or may not be happebing or not happening.
Are we roleplaying now?

They literally aren’t because you don’t know how to use the word literally, you literal retard.

I hope Steve gets in. The salt is gonna be glorious Kek.

nintendo gotta bring the bread home somehow

Why would a higher-up Mojang employee tweet about not wanting Steve in Smash or wanting a Minecraft Skeleton in Smash if Steve was in Smash?

Stop making up lies.

banjos games are figuratively shit

I didn't realize you spoke for both the fanbase AND Nintendo.

I dunno are you retarded? Your argument revolves around something you clearly dont even understand.

The same reason why she (the community manager) started to argue with Minecraft fans over stupid shit. She's retarded. That doesn't mean she broke NDA, especially when she went out of the way to specify that it was her opinion and that she can't actually talk about Steve's inclusion.

i dont understand smashers
you literally got every fucking character ever + some new and it's still not good enough

>Your argument revolves around something you clearly dont even understand.
This is you. You can't grasp what an NDA is so you have to make shit up. Do more research next time, kid.

You know what? I am going to talk against this wall and I think he’ll end up better informed and more intelligent than you!

Metal gear started way before the nes game zoomer.

>Steve recovery is shit
oh no Stevebros so close yet so far

This is so.... cringeworthy and thinly veiled projecting. What are you, 12?

While I’m sure this is fake fuck you if you don’t want this

It would be hilarious

Banjofag here, I’d love Steve being in so I can kick the living daylight out if him everyday, because that’s what assist trophies are good for. A futting place for such an ugly character.

>spongebob would probably have a better recovery
AND LETS NOT FORGET THE TURBO DRIVE

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I like Minecraft so I'll be okay. Yea Forums on the other hand..

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d e s u

BASED

>True perfect ending
Neither get in smash but both end their rivalry and start hating on the other 4 non Microsoft characters who got in

>Steve
>Banjo
>Master Chief
{spoiler]lol[/spoiler]

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Here is your Western character bro, more iconic and loved than both Banjo and Steve

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Having Steve would actually be funny as fuck.

Shit I know that guy, I follow him on Twitter. We're in a Banjo DM group on Twitter.

Which are Shantae, Erdrick, Swordmen 1 and 2

>"Sorry Crash! That invite belongs to me!"

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>Irrelevant cereal mascot who's only recent games are shitty souless remakes

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Don’t give them the link Jinjo

>Indie trash

Reminder that smash is no longer a game for shitty cereal mascots, it is now a game for anime characters

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Yeah, I'm thinking he's in.

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cope.
>Banjo has no games on the Switch
>MC has no games on the Switch
>Steve isn't as iconic as Minecraft itself
>Cuphead is pretty recognizable in the gaming circle, has a game on Switch, and is a good fit for Smash

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