Uhhh... meow?

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not everyone is american

well he doesn't really look like a hedgehog at first glance.

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>Humanity defending itself from invading Xeno is the villain
cringe

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Why every live action is about some cartoon character with a human friend because why not?, seriously the only one who have sense is Yogi Bear and that movie is shit

>Needing to be American to naturally speak English

how difficult is it to learn english?
i did it easily

UH...BLACK PEOPLE

Segabros, which songs do you want to hear in the movie? I want Emerald Hill Zone and the little number that plays when Sonic falls from space in 2.

those fucking teeth
You better not have teeth like this Yea Forums

if they gave him white fur to compensate for the gloves, why not make the area between the eyes of the same white fur, to imitate his connected eyes?

Then Robotnik wins in the end and its declared as the canon ending to the franchise.

Hollywood's too fucking lazy to write multiple cartoon characters with unique personalities so they throw in a human to be the straightman and react to all the wacky things the cartoon characters can do

He's a herbivore.

OR...

English is one of the most difficult languages to learn

Yeah and why not give him giant feet with red fur?

what's this? owo

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youtube.com/watch?v=ps2hebagSrU&lc=UgzZefre4VanTtt-Wi94AaABAg
Do us all a favour and dislike this video

can't be that difficult if amerimutts manage to speak it

The movie now has Jim Carrey's other roles as his minions. Ace Ventura, Mask, Fire Marshall Bill, all of them.

How fucked is Sonic?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ps2hebagSrU
Fucking Egoraptor

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i learned it when i was a baby lol can't be that hard. guess turd worlders are just dumb

>#1 on YouTube trending
This movie is unironically being marketed successfully on the basis of how bad it will be? When was the last time that was done?

i have natural, just slighty off-white, healhty teeth. i cant stand rich americans with their pearly white fake teeth. piece of shit. when i bite into a steak i can bite it without worrying my whole jaw will fall out. get fucked muricans. i can chew a fat fucking striploin and pull it apart with my teeth. im more american than any redneck with a armalite rifle

You fucking retard, the younger you are the easier you absorb language

How impossibly amazing would it be if Kunckles shows up and he has an African accent?

if I had the PINGAS i could rule ALL of Mobius!

My teeth are fucking disgusting

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>Everyone liked this shit

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>babies are literally smarter than third worlders
lol

literally one of the easiest but mkay

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>Everything is 40K
I want this to stop.

Eggman is unironically going to make the movie watchable

How could he dodge Robotnik's rockets but not this tranquilliser dart?

why is he called eggman if hes not an egg?

I'd bang the new Sonic
I'm not even memeing

xD

based and pingaspilled

Hedgehogs are carnivores you dumbass.

>brown people are literally dumber than american babies
kek

He round like egg

>that delayed response
nice google search, dumbass

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hamburger

AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM

I saw the trailer and, honestly, didn't see a problem. And I'm not a Sonic fan.

What's the reason for all those dislikes?

But he is just a kid!

My daddy works at hollywood and he says Robotnik will call Sonic a "double nig-" before cutting to a 'We'll be right back' screen.

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Now give him a fat cock to suck
I want to see that cute little face drowning in cum
Doesn't look like sonic tho

Standard trash cartoon logic: the character can do anything up until he can't for plot reasons.

Omnivores, actually.

The soundtrack better be all Crush 40

It is and people refust to acknowledge it.

>before I learned English

Get off our board shitskin

Seriously?
You're actually shocked that someone had to learn English?
You actually think the entire world is just the west?

>dodging free drugs

Why?

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Normie don’t know who crush 40 are though

And no, I won’t “have sex”

>our
You DO know that Pakistani guy owns this site?

Has anyone made YTPs of this trash yet?

I stopped keeping up after moot left

cute boy

I was like Bad very BAD Until I started browsing the Internet frequently at around 12 then English became 2nd nature and I actually didnt put any effort I just learnt it naturally, Im from Spain btw

apparently very
daytranslations.com/blog/2018/01/why-learning-english-is-difficult-10617/

Am American and you guys actually got me upset with that level of ignorance.

Congrats, that was some good b8 m8s, got me good.

Why? Whats your nayive language here he is called Sonic el erizo, which is the same as hedgehog I think

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You're that furry audience producers of this movie wanted.

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It's easy to learn at a basic level, but hard to achieve native fluency due to all the contradicting rules and bastardizations.

I believe you. furries have literally zero standards

Anybody else watch sonic x growing up?

>Sonic movie comes out
>CGI Sonic disgusts and horrifies the general public, children cry whenever he is on screen.
>Meanwhile, Jim Carrey Eggman carries the entire movie, people are delighted by Robotnik's wit and personality.
>Robotnik becomes the fan-favorite underdog trying to eradicate the horrifying CGI woodland creature.
>Robotnik's public popularity completely eclipses Sonic and his friend's.
>Next SXSW, Sega announces a stand-alone Eggman spin-off title.
>Sonic is retired and Eggman becomes the new face of Sega like originally intended.

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Yeah I watched the whole show but for some reason I don’t remember shit about it really

I grew up with this
youtube.com/watch?v=7R2vFDIBToI

Uhhh... wahoo?

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fuck yea straight in the feels

Based

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>american doesn't know 2 languages

k lol

Tomorrow I'll

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>[opinion]
>[opposite opinion] but okay

Only problem; he has Eggman's personality, not Robotnik's.

Sonic the HEDGEHOG you dumbass third-worlder piece of shit

What's the difference?

Every language has those

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Eggman's a bit crazy and a bit funny
Robotnik's simply "I actually hate everyone but me"

So Eggman>Robuttnik, got that

If you don't speak English you won't know what a "hedgehog" is. You would know what a hérisson or erizo or egel or harinezumi are

INVENT THOSE BLUEPRINTS

he doesn't match either of the in my opinion, but if I had to pick the closest he is is to robotnik from the adventures of sonic the hedgehog

>implying cartoon robotnik isn't crazy and funny

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Is this some sort of inside joke I'm not aware of? Why are people unironically liking this? The drums, the guitar, the vocals and lyrics are pure boring high school dad-rock trash.

Best would've been him being a massive elitist intelligent, but without the goofiness, and going mad over his obsession until he evolves into pretty much exactly where he ends.
So basically, lose the goofiness until he goes mad.

>BANG

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*laugh track*

I'll watch this garbage day one, unironically hyped for this, it already feels like one big shitpost of a movie

Hey cabron, try to learn portuguese.

I'm sure the memesters will latch onto it. New bee movie?

the movie could go in that direction for all you know. we only get a detailed starting eggman with hair, but then you see he goes bald later. maybe he geys more stressed out and cynical as the movie goes. i say stressed because stress makes you bald

If /vr/ AKA ESL-Yea Forums is anything to go by it's incredibly difficult.

If sonic is a recently arrived alien how does he know about cats?, how does he even speak English, has he actually been on our planet for years?

That might actually be interesting and risk taking, can't have that.

THEY CALL ME FAT AND NOT SMART
twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1123985148209442818/video/1

He actually doesn't look awful anymore with an ahego face, just keep him like that the whole movie.

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The English alphabet is easy to learn because the symbols are so simple
The actual language is hard as balls.

I haven't brushed my teeth in years

post onions sonic

Nick Bate is that you?

>they have to meme this hard just to try and sell a game that no one asked for or wanted
just give it a break you fucks

>how difficult is it to learn english?
The toughest one to learn if it's not your first or you didn't start learning young

twitter.com/Shadbase/status/1123983714688622593

please good no

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I figured it out

This sonic is what someone who never saw sonic before drew from someone who just had to describe what sonic looks like to him

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based

based

I wonder if they realise making him fast enough to avoid those rockets removes all stakes from the film.
Even synder was smart enough to tone down the flash from how insane he had gotten in comics.

shadman no, Miss Phase will love you

The stakes have to come from the defenceless instead. That's how Superman does it.

Although admittedly Sonic being impossibly fast means all situations become escapable.

I bet it's actually a Manish girl, haha you straight nigger.

>The stakes have to come from the defenceless instead
I suppose so.
God I hope they don't speed flash up in his next movie.

Why doesn't robotnik just use a laser? He can't possibly go faster than light

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this movie will be kino

Yes

ebin

Even in the case of Superman, he doesn't freeze time, so there's the chance for someone to be in jeopardy and he won't reach them.

The rockets basically STOP as Sonic goes about dodging and wrecking them. It trivializes anything that could be done to him as a 1-on-1 opponent and only slightly hinders him if it comes to protecting anyone in his line of sight.

>The real hero of the movie is either Nuckles or Tails.
You mean Robotnik for ridding existence of those freakish things

Uhhhh... meowie?

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It was not that hard for me but my native language is German, so a lot of shit is similar, also the video games and internet helped

Literally learned by watching TV and shitposting in here, your shitty language is a joke.

Imagine the laughter and clapping in the theaters in the US after this scene.

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Is this the zoomer's generation version of The Room ?

remember that read rhymes with lead but read doesn't rhyme with lead.
Also remember the phrases:
I hit the man with a bat.
and
I hit the man with a bat.
have the deference between self defense and assault with a deadly weapon.

>im Carrey Eggman carries the entire movie
Jim Carrey is only funny while you are 12
>people are delighted by Robotnik's wit and personality
Have some mindblowing content
youtube.com/watch?v=mYFUAFJN1_E

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Doesn't Boogie have teeth like this now

>deference
*difference

Uhhhh...
ALL THE ECHIDNAS OR ECHIDNIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS ISLAND BECAUSE IT'S FOR HEDGEHOGS ONLY, UNDERSTAND? CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL WIPE OUT YOUR SPECIES!!!

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reminder to go watch the real and only sonic movie youtu.be/OxhMYk_xljQ

I don't know why but sonic triggers my arachnophobia

>you know everything I'm going to do
>but I know everything you're going to do
>STRANGE ISN'T IT

The technology just isn't there yet
Robotnicks best choice may be a rail gun if he can get it set up near an area sonic is operating in.

I frefer the other more over the top ahego because it hides how bad the design is.

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>The technology just isn't there yet
He can make ridiculously compact power plants, just take a note or two from youtube.com/user/styropyro
At the very least he can permanently blind him, just amp the juice up to as far as it can go and he'd be able to cause serious burns too, heck, we use them to cut metal

Sonic will unironically be the best film of 2019. The memes will carry it to glory.

I doubt Jeff Fowler thinks he is making a good movie.

Imagine a sonic game where you are blind and have to rely on audio cues to survive.

It's the third most spoken language in the world and you managed to learn it passively so I'm not sure how that makes it shitty. A shitty language is like Japanese or Chinese where you can add a tiny stroke to kanji to completely change the meaning.

he looks so life- and soulless
they fucked up his eye animations or sth

He actually looks decent here.

Read does rhyme with lead though it's even spelled the same
The metal not the action

It's not only the teeth. They fused human lips on his face. He should have a more animalistic mout. Sparse fangy teeth and no lips.

But you know this is going to be a post credit scene where he's been trapped in a portal for years and vows to get that hedgehog and tease a sequel that will be a "REAL" Sonic movie.

I feel like this could have worked if they didn't fuck with his eyes. The eyes are a big part of what makes Sonic look like Sonic.

every time im reminded of this guy, i feel a little ill. especially because it reminds me of how he molested his step sister and likely breathed his hot shit breath onto her face during the process.
you tell me there's a fucking god.

Japanese is harder to learn then English, and I'd say Japanese isn't even the hardest language to learn out there, only because of Kanji and how fucking much of it there is.

They should have just made him look as cartoony as he needed to look. Roger Rabbit that shit. The hyper realism just slams him face first into the uncanny valley.

Yes I have seen the trailer for the new Sonic the hedgehog movie. And yes I will be seeing it.
coming out before Starwars Ep 9? Thats fine, I wasn't planing on seeing that movie anyways. this looks much better

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>Read does rhyme with lead though it's even spelled the same
The joke is that both have two different ways of pronouncing it that makes it simultaneously rhyme and not rhyme.

PLOT SPOILER:
Eggman gets his girlfriend addicted to drugs and she ends up killing herself because of him.

Isn't that a fatalpulse doujin?

It’s a Jim Carrey doujin

I don't mind "realism". They just got his design wrong. His body looks like a scaled down adult's. We looks like an out of shape middle aged man wearing a bodysuit. If they tweaked his proportions a bit, and gave him a more animalistic face, like I described, then it could work.

based luisito

I hate every single fucking one of you.

HUUUUUGHHGH

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Reminder, for anyone that says that this movie is going to be awesome and they will watch it are zoomers.

The worst thing in english for me was
>through
>tough
>though

Personally I was hoping it'd be Jim Carrey as Sonic in makeup like The Grinch running around like a coked up Ace Ventura. THAT movie would be amazing.

NOT FUNNY

read (present tense) rhymes with lead (action) and read (past tense) rhymes with lead (metal) but read (present tense) doesn't rhyme with lead (metal) and read (past tense) doesn't rhyme with lead (action)

Based as fuck language if I do say so myself

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Reminder that STRAIGHT WHITE teeth are inherently sexist and homophobic concepts.

WE'VE SPUNDIN' MOST OUR LIVES LIVIN' IN THE GANGSTAHS PARADISE!

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

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SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK

I swear, jim alone is the only thing that can save this movie.

If you're 12 maybe

There is a trend here, though.
A lot of girls started to pretend being traps.
Wide shirts to cover their tied boobs, slightly boyish haircut and looks and the most daring ones even stuff their underwear for fake bulges.

Thoughts?

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Why not just make it like that from the beginning?

>DELET DIS

TOKI WO TOMARE

KILL IT

Original for comparison.

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>hedgehog
>has fur

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they do have fur

this pleases me

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uuh he's an alien? stop being entitled

DABBLE.... NIGUR,,,,!

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=2SjUi7UY3fg

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Sonic looks like those creeps that dress up as Goofy
yikes

Why does Sonic have BLUE ARMS?

Cos you grew up learning it, dumbass. My first language is english too so it's pis easy for us. It's still a stupidly weird language though with all these words that are pronounced the exact same way or spelt the exact same way but mean different things.
Live/live
Know/no
Whether/weather
Etc

What if he only looks like that on Earth?

Capitalize your [I]s retard, you can tell immediately if someone is a third world shitter by how they don't use that grammatical rule

Chris Thorndyke? Is that you?