Smash Ultimate DLC - The Real Leak (Fuck Toby)

Haven't said much since July, but saw a thread that caught my eye just now (boards.4channel.org/v/thread/460704241) and want to re-affirm that people are paid to make fake leaks, especially for Smash. Toby, who calls pizza "Za" and smells horrible, is one of these paid leakers. He is still in my office, and he still posts here and on Gamefaqs regularly. He still doesn't know who I am, as he hasn't approached me, but it's probably because he steals everyone's fucking food and nobody likes him, so I could be anyone.

Smash Fighters 2 and 3 will indeed be revealed early June. Interestingly, Nintendo and Microsoft are going to partner on a joint game and work together on many games going forward, presumably because Sony is a giant threat to both companies.

The characters announced are Master Chief and Banjo Kazooie. Master Chief activates the Halo for his final smash, and some spirits I saw were for the flood, arbiter, a gause warthog, and a ghost. His level appears to be Last Resort (has a windmill structure? Not familiar, but know the name).

Banjo Kazooie's level is predictably Spiral Mountain. He has his nuts and bolts look, slightly altered but essentially the same. Grunty is a stage boss and rhymes at you while you play, dependant on characters used. There are dancing carrots and onions in the background with googly-eyes. Some spirits include Captain Blubber, Canary Mary, and Mingy Jongo. I wasn't able to see any more details other than those 3, I saw no screenshots of these unlike Halo's. Banjo has 3 final smashes, all of which are randomized.

Cut characters from the game that won't make it in (but were absolutely developed and scrapped) include Rayman, Black Shadow, Funky Kong, Dixie Kong, and Alucard. I was previously unaware of Alucard and Dixie Kong as of the last time I posted back in July.

I'll stick around for another 20 minutes if you have questions, I'm on my lunch break.

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Which one is first? Are either brave?

They will be revealed one after the other in a joint trailer. I know nothing about "Brave"

Leave Toby alone!

Will Master Chief's trailer be the best 2 minutes of my life?

Haven't seen it myself, I just have been told it's a joint trailer. I'm not 100% sure it's actually a joint trailer, but it makes sense to me to do it all at once. I've just seen details for our mailers in our database system and image snippets for email pushes.

I wish mods banned smashposters asap

5 minutes left

Tell me everything you know about Chief's moveset, now. Will shields be a mechanic?

Also, any word on music?

>Butthurt about this tiny thread
Just fucking don't click the Smash threads. It's that easy.

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you're so fucking annoying and your threads flood the board
fucking retarded teenagers

Any final words for Steve?

Nobody gives a shit, this will be your last (you)

>grunty hitting on Ganondorf in rhymes
I really want this to be true.

Fuck it I've got nothing to do.
How doe Banjo 3 way Smash work?

I didn’t want your you, have it back

who cares about yous you retarded kid

the fuck are you doing acting like you're me you stupid retard

Get a room already.

>has his nuts and bolts look
I know this is a fake and gay thread but I swear to god if they actually put banjo in the game with his nuts and bolts look I will absolutely spam Yea Forums with angry threads about it and play him anyway.

I said take it back you or I will have to sue (you)

My brave cock... which reminds me...

MY PEENUS WEENUS HAHAHAHAH! YOU GET IT?!?!?! PEENUS WEENUS!

Sakurai probably wouldn't want that but Microsoft has the final say and he ultimately has to do whatever they want so it's very possible.

Just look at Sonic's alternative colors.

But for real the next 2 fighters are Monster Hunter and Travis Touchdown

MS has to realize that design is trash, right? It's a product of the hyper-realistic late 2000's which the industry has largely moved on from. They've been going back to their classical roots with Halo, I would think BK would be much the same.

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I'd be so upset. That some real monkey's paw stuff right there.

>MS has to realize that design is trash, right?
Pic related.
Nut and Bolts design being added is just as likely as Sakurai making an OG.

Hell it's not super likely but I wouldn't count out the idea of MS redesigning Banjo-Kazooie again and who fucking knows how that'll end up.

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GOOOOODBYE TOOOOBY

They wouldn't, and that's how you know it's fake. Look at what happened with Pac-Man, Bamco wanted Sakurai to use his Ghostly Adventures design but he said it was either the classic design or no Pac-Man in Smash at all.

Haven't seen music, moveset involves an energy sword, battle rifle, melee attacks, a dropkick, and a spartan lazer charged attack
Have heard nothing
Can be a mumbo transformation for a t-rex, a washing machine, or a massive pumpkin

Just gonna reply when I can. Don't know music and haven't seen anything more than some promo pictures.

I thought about this too but you also forgot one key thing:

Sakurai didn't pick the DLC characters. Nintendo did. They gave him a list sure but ultimately Nintnedo had the final say and in turn the third party as well.

Characters don’t get promo pics anymore

Actually Sakurai is the one who has the final say on the DLC characters, according to him.
>I decide if we can create a fighter based on their selection, then come up with a plan

Also want to point out that Toby fucking LOVES posting about Steve here, especially when anything Nintendo related comes out that's negative because you all flock to Steve threads like clockwork for some reason. You make his job easier and I hate seeing him succeed

>MS has to realize that design is trash, right?
They obviously do. The N&B designs haven't been used for anything in almost a decade as far as I know, and all of the 20th anniversary merch used the classic designs.

I know, the list.
But at the end of the day after he picked he then has to follow through with what Nintendo and the third party wants on how said character is reflected.

The quote you gave even states how the planning of said character comes later.

"toby" might be in this thread now but he is in the other one.
Here is something the op doesn't know about
>The microsoft the nintendo collab game will be talked about at E3. I don't want to give out many details but it is based on an older property and will be on the new xbox, pc, and nintendo switch.
> "Toby" is behind the steve, sora, heavy, and some other ones talked about here. They all have the same format and you can tell if "toby" is posting.
> The last 2 dlc fighters have been picked already but nobody here has guessed them yet.
That's all I am going to say on this matter

Anything on Shantae, she got an online icon while Rayman didnt and both are equal as spirits.

> The last 2 dlc fighters have been picked already but nobody here has guessed them yet.
Well yeah, Sakurai has stated they already had them picked but just need to be actually worked on back in January.

This person right here is Toby or someone pretending to be me. I don't format anything like he's doing and never have, even when I posted in July. Ignore him (and if that's you Toby go fuck yourself I want you fired, you smell like garbage you waste of oxygen)

Nothing on Shantae, Rayman was planned to be a full blown character but scrapped as I mentioned earlier in this thread (As of July I thought he, Funky Kong, and Black Shadow were all definitely in)

>"Hahaha! I'm gonna make another Smashfag thread beccause it's so funny!"
WE GET IT YOU FUCKING DISCORD FAGS! HAHAHA HA HA! IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY! OH WAIT YOU'RE GONNA SPAM YET ANOTHER FUCKING BANJO THREAD NEXT TO DO MORE AUTISTIC SCREECHING TOO HUH?! MUH BANJO! MUH CHILDHOOD! MUH EDRICK! MUCH FUCKING BALLOT!

WOOOOOOOAAAAAH BROOOO IMAGE IF A HILL BILLY RED NECK PEDO BEAR AND HIS NIGGER BIRD SLAVE OR SOME FUCKING BLOCK HEADED LOOKING NIGGER WAS IN SMASH HAHAHAHAHA!

WOW GOLLY GEE FUCKING WILLIKERS MICROSOFT AND NINTENDO ARE BUDDIES NOW! EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW 1ST PARTY CHARACTERS BEING ON OTHER CONSOLES ACTUALLY WORKS YOU DUMB FUCK.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THESE DISCORD TRANNY SMASHFAGS SHITTING UP THIS GOD DAMN BOARD. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I HOPE THE NEXT DIRECT HAPPENS AND IT'S NONE OF THESE FUCKING FAGGOT CHOICES AND THEY GET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT. YOU ROSTERFAGS HAVE MADE SMASH A FUCKING NIGHTMARE TO EVEN TALK ABOUT SMASH NOR ANY GAMES WITHOUT SOME ROACH COMING IN SHITTING UP THE THREADS.

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I don't work in your division just so you know. I don't know you or who "Toby" is in real life but I do have some info about Nintendo. I won't post in this thread anymore just so people don't get confused but watch out. "toby" might be able to id you and fuck you over.

Don't listen to them, I'm the real Toby. Unfortunately security is picking up around Q&A, they are actively monitoring threads like these. Remember these numbers - they are the key to the reps.

4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42

Hi toby

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These guys are liars and probably Tobyfags.
I'm the real leaker and not Toby. Just look at my name for proof

Thought you were pretending to be me, my apologies, Toby will have a hard time figuring me out because nobody likes him. His name isn't actually Toby either, I hate the man but don't want to make it easier for me to face problems). So you've seen the same promo material I have or you can confirm what I've posted?

Fake/Toby

>People larping as smash leakers
Jesus fucking christ

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Yeah it is legit. People won't believe it until E3. Just don't post too much or else you might figure out who you are.
Your division is not the only one posting on these sites.

Found the Toby.

>believing in something as retarded as master chief

>Electronic Flops: The company
>Threat

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I think I've posted maybe 3 times total, but have had people pretending to be me. You can also confirm you've seen details for Black Shadow, Rayman, and Funky Kong? This was back in July. I knew a couple details on Rayman and one detail for Funky, if you describe them I'll know you're legitimate. If not then no worries.

Lets say this is real.
If master chief is the 2nd (or 3rd) fighter pack then who the FUCK could the final character be?

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Give any type of proof for anything you have said.

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Haven't gotten any details on fighters 2 or 3, and I've only seen what I've detailed earlier about Banjo and Master Chief.

If I had to take a guess (not leaking, genuinly don't know) I'd imagine the last picks will be 3rd party characters, probably Heihachi or Lloyd Irving/Tales Rep, maybe Erdrick/Dragon Quest rep, or Phoenix Wright.

Thanks, gonna steal this

Something really disappointing.
I don't know if this is true but I heard unlike the west they don't believe in "save the best for last" and Japanese believe to show your best hand first then cool them down at the end.

I don't know if this is true but it honestly fits with how Smash treats all their character reveals since Brawl.

it'll be an fe faggot

>He has his nuts and bolts look

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Probably yeah.

Retard.

There is a plan to have a couple major youtube channels make nostalgia videos in 2 weeks, one for Banjo and one for Halo where the thumbnails are supposed to be Last Resort and Spiral Mountain respectively. The contracts are close to finalized, but they're supposed to make people have these locations in the forefront of their minds before early June.

but Bayonetta was the last reveal for Smash 4

so Shantae could fit that "cool them down".

iron man dies

Wasn't it Corrin?
If so then that's decent proof that I'm talking out of my ass. Though a lot of people would make the argument that Bayonetta isn't hype.

I mean she's decently hype. She was a risque mature game character who had guns and is an iconic action genre character. if not iconic at least is damn recognizable to gamers.

Get out
Todd is in smash

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No proof = fuck off.

No I agree, but I'm saying a lot of people would argue against that partially from her somewhat obscurity and partially of their own bias.

correct.

>no doomguy
gay

I just want Shantae...and no Steve

Banjo, Master Chief, Doomguy, Bandanna Dee, whoever dont care as long as its not Steve.

Bayo (and Corrin) was definitely a disappointing reveal compared to Ryu and Cloud. Even worse that they tried to pass her off as the ballot winner.

Why do these people larp and make these fake leaks?

I told you all back in July to expect K. Rool, Dark Samus, Chrom, and Simon and in August they were all revealed. I also said that Mimyku would be a pokeball pokemon and that Ashley and Issac were assist trophies. You can choose not to believe me, I didn't know Richter was in and I now know Funky, Black Shadow, and Rayman were cut content (alongside Dixie and Alucard)

post a link to those threads then, they should be in the archive.

take a picture of where you are. larper

Sooooo rare replay and halo 1 and 2 on switch when?

based matchstick

Man, you are one pathetic loser!
And this is coming from a guy (me) who has only ever touched one boob.

I've slept with 9 different women and I'm only ashamed of 3 of them (pro-tip never fuck a wicken girl, especially if she says she's on the pill and actually doesn't believe in birth control and wants to get pregnant). Are you 400 lbs or under 15? Otherwise you should be ahead of loser such as myself. At least i have a fit girlfriend and a data job marketing your video games.

boards.fireden.net/v/thread/423154374 found my first post, can't find my other one

How does Banjo work? What moves?

Just imagine being so lame that you have to gauge how successful your life is by how many times you've come into physical contact with another person.

Just imagine.

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Which you’ve never had, I presume? Because else you would’ve probably agreed

>Smash Ultimate DLC - The Real Lea-
Zzzz...

Based Grim Matchstick roasting Smashfags

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Fuck off loser

>b-b-b-by the way gg-g-g-guys the things I leaked wrong before was because shit was cut so believe me this time ok?
Take your za and gtfo

>last resort
>not blood gulch

Fuck off Toby, nobody asked for your negative shit

How would blood gultch even work? At least Last Resort has an iconic look to it, Blood Gultch is literally just open field and 2 bases

Cut out the false flag Toby

How are people still doing this shit?

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is this a hunger games thread or what what

bump

>no spongebob
it's fake, move along

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Bump

Come guys one reply and we have 100!

100th post, witness digits

Congratulations mate, you’ll get to play with Master Chief and Banjo Kazooie now

Thanks fag

No probs mate

>it's another "MS tries shilling their dead console to idiots who believe in fake Smash leaks" thread

Guh-huh! Wrong

Hey guys it's me, Sakurai I'm in the bathroom hiding from Nintendo because they don't want me to rest
DLC 2 will be announced 30 hours from now on the dot. It's Little Ceasar's pizza man
DLC 3 will be announced 7 years from now, it's Gen 9 Pokemon Grass starter
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Fuck you