pic related is real and there won't be any smash news until E3
Smash thread for you manchildren to cry in.
pic related is real and there won't be any smash news until E3
Smash thread for you manchildren to cry in.
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actual retard
there won't be any news, but there was real references to home run contest in the code
it was probably working, but cut because of the knockback changes
KILL yourself with your leaks
How can you be so gullible especially after the Grinch leak retard
Hello yes this is OP’s teacher and I am leaking that he makes pee pee in his pants
Get fucked Erdrickfags, your shitty generic anime swordsman will never get in.
Oh frick guys i think this one is real
Dumb phoneposter
1.- READ MORE BOOKS! Vidya history books specifically, the DQ heroes are as far out of generic as possible!
2.-In other news: Ricky Martin is gay!
OF COURSE THERES NOT GONNA BE DIRECTS UNTIL E3.
3.- 'JANE' was never real, only 'Jack' was the real datamine, JACK FROST IS A THING YA KNOW!?
fucking leakers man, and to think that if Sakurai decides to make a season 2 this is not gonna end yet.
So, OP. How do I know you aren't one of these hired leakers right now and you aren't just here to say this to throw people off the trail? Also, how do I know you don't have big poopies in your diapee at this very moment? This just doesn't add up.
>1.- READ MORE BOOKS! Vidya history books specifically, the DQ heroes are as far out of generic as possible!
>sword
>shield
>magic
Yup, he's a generic jrpg protag
>3.- 'JANE' was never real, only 'Jack' was the real datamine, JACK FROST IS A THING YA KNOW!?
Jane was literally datamined you retard
>I'm under a big ten-year NDA
>BTW here's details about how the industry works LOL
Why does anyone take these seriously
Guh-huh off with you
How the fuck does anyone fall for this shit anymore? All of the Persona 5 and Joker leaks all falling flat on their fucking face is still hilarious to me, and I can't wait to laugh some more.
>there won't be any Smash news until E3
Who honestly DIDN'T know this?
Bitch please...
The Jane leak was conveniently mentioned right after the first trailer of P5R, where Kasumi was introduced, the idiot who made the leak put 'Jane' because A: he believed/wanted to make everyone believe she was a FeMC option on P5R rather than just another party member.
B: 'Jack' is for Jack Frost, he believed 'Jack' was just a generic name, therefore he put 'Jane' cuz it a generic name too.
the only real leaks were 'Jack', 'Brave' and the stage builder and home run contest leaks, because they were made by actual reliable people, not bandwagon riding idiots.
Fake paid leakers are real - Fuck Toby
>The Jane leak was conveniently mentioned right after the first trailer of P5R
it was mentioned months before lmao
Definitely can't wait to see the second fighter reveal since it'll end multiple insider careers and erdrickfags if erdrick is a no show no matter who it'll be instead
Kinda related to the topic at hand, I have a question. Is gaylord a new buzzword around here? Because that word sounds incredibly gay and anyone who uses it either ironically or unironically outs themselves as a total faggot.
Good thing Erdrick isn't happening. I can't wait to see Yea Forums finally cured of the tumorous cancer that is Erdrickfaggotry.
Cope, gaylord faggot
Thank you for proving my point, Erdrickfag
Have sex.
thanks for confirming what i, and everyone with half a brain know already!
maybe you'd want to not laugh at people when you reply to people...
Based
Fuck eceleb ""leakers"" and fuck erdrickfags
It was a joke you dumb nigger
Death to Erdrincels. For too long have they polluted smash threads and made them insufferable.
most erdrick fags are just faggot stevefags, i feel bad for the genuine fans of DQ.
>Try to make a point
>Get it 100% wrong
yikes
What's the point of that image?
If it took you until the grinch leak to not believe any leaks until the companies themselves announce something you can't be helped anymore anyway and will always believe any shit and fake leak thrown towards you
It's hard evidence that nobody gave a single fuck about Erdrick until now.
That nobody gave a shit about erdrick until insiderfaggots/5chan showed up
why dont just admit the truth that Jane was not a real datamine and move on with your goddamn life, you cocksucker?
what do you leakers win with you spreading lies and denying the opinions of other people? you really think playing guesing about which characters are gonna appear in a fighting game is gonna make you popular? you think you will have sex if you prove wrong the people who have a opinion different than yours?
are you people THAT miserable?
And so what?
Are you going to claim that someone could only ever truly want a character if they spend months shitposting and rosterfagging about said character on Yea Forums?
Fact is; literally nobody anywhere genuinely wants Erdrick in Smash Bros. Nobody gives a fuck about Erdrick. Not even Japan cares about Erdrick.
LITERALLY
NO
FUCKING
BODY
GIVES A FUCK
ABOUT ERDRICK
>If I scream like a child it will make me right.
>Nobody genuinely wants this character because they weren't shitposting on Yea Forums about it for months
you're just retarded lmao
Actual DQ fans wanted Slime, proving that Erdrincels are fake fans pretending to like DQ.
Is the new smash character really gonna be Tifa Lockhart?
The datamine was legit though
gist.github.com
>Actual DQ fans wanted Slime
retard
no one except THE ENTIRETY OF JAPAN, WHERE DQ WAS BORN!
im not saying Erdrick is in, but its clear that you have never played a videogame in your life if you dont know about DQ.
>Hurrdick the literally who
>In Smash
Begging ya to get a clue
You're right, but yelling about it just makes you look stupid user
Except not even Japan cares about Erdrick, which you'd know if you actually had basic knowledge of DQ. Seeing as you're just another of these Erdrickfags pretending to be a DQ fan, of course you don't know jackshit about DQ.
>Except not even Japan cares about Erdrick
ok
>I can't tell you about my job because of an NDA
>heres the details of all my job, what I did, where I did it and how I did it
Fucking retard who wrote this gay shit doesn't even understand what an NDA is.
Programmers putting in placeholder names doesn't equal hiring an autistic shitposter to spend all day creating imaginary stories.
Hey man, I'm an actual DQ fan, and I would rather play as one of the heroes, especially either Erdrick or Madason (although Celestrian is a pipedream). I feel like Slime would have too novel of a moveset and it would tricky to get the hang of, and other than Rocket Slime and 5, I never really had Slime play a major role in my game. Erdrick on the other hand I spent multiple 30 hour playthroughs with, as well as several playthroughs making him out is a legendary, mythical hero. I just think it would be cool to play as that hero rather than the weakest monster in the game.
He's not right at all. He's 100% wrong. Anyone who ever claims that people aren't fans of a character unless they were rosterfagging about them for months is retarded.
Erdrick is like the quintessential rpg hero. People love him. He's the most popular character in the series.
Just because his attire is copied constantly, doesn't mean that Japan gives a fuck about Erdrick the character.
Are you being ironic?
The only real leaks that end up true come from those who prepare booth in conventions such as E3.
They see the real thing so they can leak themselves.
It happened with the Nintendo 2017 presentation and the last E3.
The leaks only talked about playable games on the show floor and not no new game announcements without booth for journalists to play on.
EVERY SINGLE OTHER LEAKS are bullshit, it's always someone faggot getting info from "his source".
Literally "my internet friend works at Nintendo".
>Just because there are constant homages to this character doesn't mean people like him.
>E3 is in like 43 days
Yeah, no shit.
Are you? You never even talked about Erdrick until "leakers" mentioned him, then you started to pretend that you want Erdrick.
good to know you will never procreate.
and just for the record: i will neither, i will probably gonna die in a year or two due to heart/pressure complications, and i will die alone and unloved after witnessing the death of my mother by around the same complications. but still i will live a more fruitful life than the faggot who thinks others are beneath him cuz they dont like HIS IDEAS ABOUT THE ROSTER OF A FUCKING FIGHTING GAME!
>You can only like a character if people post about them on Yea Forums
I'm not pretending that I like Dragon Quest, user.
You're the one pretending to like Smash Bros if all you care about is character reveals and hate it when characters that didn't get circlejerked by rosterfags on Yea Forums get revealed.
user do you have actual brain problems?
The Jane leak happened months before the P5R trailers started and was verified by all dataminers.
It was a fact. It happened. there was (still is? I'm not up to date) a Jane file in Smash Bros.
proves otherwise.
How the fuck would you know what anyone talked about or wanted before? The whole world isn't Yea Forums you know.
>People are only fans of a series if they spent months shitposting in Smash threads about it on Yea Forums
Are people really this delusional?
Because Erdrick was never mentioend even once on any popular smash polls. Any DQ presence on them were solely slime. I have facts and statistics on my side.
>Y-You're not a fan of this series because you weren't shitposting on Yea Forums about it in Smash threads like I was
Yikes!
Delusional? HA! you wish, the correct term is Desperate.
Desperate for them to be right about something so stupid, Desperate for them to want to gain credibility and potential pussy for something so ridiculously small, Desperate for them to hear the cries of the people they 'Owned' cuz their picks were wrong.
You mean those polls of the same 70 or so Americans? Those aren't probability samples and can't be used to project anything on the population. Your statistics won't mean anything if you don't know how to use them.
Yeah, Erdrick is so popular and famous that his name only dropped here 166 times before March 2018!
Oh wait.
>Y-You guys aren't REAL fans of the character because you didn't shitpost about them on Yea Forums!
cringe
I'm not too surprised that Yea Forums has started to gauge if a person is a real fan of a character based on their shitposts.
>you can only talk about a character if it's in context to smash bros!
See: A character with legitimate, genuine popularity and true legacy.
of course you're a banjofag lmao
Cute deflection.
>alright guys let's make a super exciting leak and have the real thing be completely underwhelming
what a retarded image wow
There is no deflection. Your argument is absolutely retarded. Especially if you legitimately think Dragon Quest and Erdrick has no legacy.
Either way, you're wrong about people caring about Erdrick before Smash happened.
You're wrong for thinking people can only like a character if they were circlejerked on Yea Forums in Smash threads. And you have to be retarded to think that Yea Forums doesn't care about Dragon Quest.
Then explain why absolutely nobody gave a fuck about Erdrick right here BEFORE smash happened.
But what about Stevefaggotry? That shit is never going away.
it ends this e3
Erdrickfaggotry is more cancerous and thus a bigger concern right now.
>there won't be any smash news until E3
What a shock I can't believe it
Why, because it's not a character you want and is thus threatening the character you want (in your head at least)?
Dragon Quest is a big series, user. Erdrick isn't the only character in it. Erdrick just so happens to be the best choice for a Dragon Quest rep and is incredibly inconic within the series. Shit, Japs reference Erdrick's design all the time too.
It ends in May.
Exactly, every faggot that hates erdricks inclusion is seething at the fact that a literal who will get in before circle jerked """""""""""""""""""""""""icons""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Are you retarded?
25 days until Erdrickfags are BTFO'd forever.
>Legitimately believing they'll announce anything on May 27th
Smash Bros doesn't give a shit about anniversaries. Especially not character reveals.
Erdrick is a cute girl
Smash needs more cute girls
So true. She's a brave girl.