>waterfall in a game
>there ISN'T something behind it
Waterfall in a game
>spooky point and click game
>there isn't something in the toilet bowl
>Go behind waterfall
>Its just a massive creature pissing
>trash can
>no item inside it
I know I have some form of autism because anytime there's isn't treasure hidden behind waterfalls in games it makes me unnecessarily angry.
>Locked chest/safe/room/drawer
>Nothing inside
You mean on TOP of the waterfall?
>all trash cans are able to be interacted with
>there's nothing in ANY of them
>the secret item is below the waterfall and not under it
>hundreds of breakable pots and jars throughout the whole game
>there's only an item in like 2 of em
>Waterfall in game
>Predictably there is a treasure or a cave behind it
Obviously there's nothing inside it. You got your life from it, incel.
>legend of a massive creature guarding a rare and valuable treasure
>there's actually no creature or treasure
>part of wall looks suspiciously different from the rest
>not a secret, just the texture
I'll never not be mad at GameFreak for this
>find a trashcan
>it's full of weapons and ammunition
When you buy a new gun, you have to get rid of the old one. That's just science.
he clearly means the creature is behind the waterfall pissing upwards
>Waterfall in a game
>There is a quest inside a cave behind it
>Due to confusing navigation, some players think that the quest is located on top of waterfall
>After they recognize their mistake, they decide to make a shortcut, and jump down the waterfall
>you can see a fuck ton of skeletons that pile up right next to the entrance to the quest cave
>See waterfall in game
>Immediately go to check behind it for treasure
>Instead find a bandit waiting behind the waterfall
>He makes a living robbing naive retards like me who expect to find secrets behind every waterfall
>He makes fun of me before taking my gear at knife point and kicking me off the waterfall back down to the pool far below with no immediate way back up
>Go back to the waterfall and he is gone
Just once, please any game out there do something this meta and fun just once.
>hit a giant gong
>makes the default melee hit sound
this pisses me off
im gonna put this in the rpg im making this sounds epic. thanks for the idea waterfallanon
>rows and rows of interactable lockers
>theres nothing in it
>punishing players for exploring
the bandit idea is neat but the rest is horse shit
>parking lot in game
>Fucking empty
>woman in game
>there's no baby inside
yeah you’d know what that tastes like wouldn’t you
>classic game whose secrets everyone knows
>download a mod
>secret room now has an enemy instead of a reward who kicks you off a cliff
t. just had this happen to me
>parking lots full of cars
>abandoned streets
>"Lets cut through this dangerous, partially collapsed building to the other side of town. It will be quicker and we're on a deadline."
>Can't just take a car
>crossroad
>one way is the optional treasure route and the other is the plot-progressing point of no return
>can't tell which one is which
>break trashcan
>there's either fresh food in it or a pistol
dog bless america
>LAVA waterfall
>there is a secret behind it
>early game weapon appears that you can't reach until endgame
>it's absolute shit
>villain asks you to join him
>can't accept
Which game?
Any Castlevania.
>take meat from dead animal
>put shield inside it
>villian asks you to step down and let him continue
>he'll have to kill you though
>you can accept
>post game cut scene shows him laughing at how stupid you were
>waterfall in a game
>there is something behind you
>villain asks you to join him
>you can accept
What game can I do this in
Breath of Fire games.
>Waterfall in the game
>There is something behind it
>Getting behind it means going to the other side of the map and diving underwater
>pokemon black/white 2 has an achievement for looking in empty trash cans
Streets of rage but you get thrown 2 levels down and if you get up again and beat the boss you can be the next boss instead of getting regular ending
>take too long to beat the game
>get bad ending because of it
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
>Villain asks you to join him
>Convince him to join you, abandoning his quest for evil
>Ensue desert punk Capitalism
>Playing the game normally automatically gives you the bad ending
>It's impossible to know that a good ending even exists without spoiling yourself by looking it up on the internet
fucking chaos frame in the ogre battle series
absolute bullshit mechanic
>villain asks you to join her
>can accept
>villain has sex with you then kills you
>a funny encounter is a punishement
Borderlands 2 has this except you enter it through the other side wading through a river of lava and the only exit is through the waterfall into an insta death lava pool.
Also Darksiders 3 has it too.
>talk to dog
>woof woof
>talk to cat
>meow
>get amulet that lets you speak to cats
>lore dump
>take too long to beat the game
>get GOOD ending
FUCK THIS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Defeat boss early
>Get the bad ending
>qt loyal gf
>sacrifice her, your friends and your brother for brown pussy
lmao what an idiot
>Shoot red barrel
>Nothing happens
>Approach NPC woman from behind
>She acts like you just touched her ass
>don't approach woman at all
>she still gets mad
>Barrel lost the desire to explore years ago
>Try an obscure VN
>It's a cutesy moe VN about relationships with handholding
>It devolves into NTR, gore, scat, and brutal insertions
>side-scrolling game
>no bonus items if you go left
>building doors and windows are 2d
>building you're supposed to enter is fully modeled and has props and furniture in it
fuck you cry of fear, i spent 20 minutes trying to open every door
Paper mario ttyd, you game over though
>find a guy behind waterfall
>if he isn't at least hidden boss tier he gets stomped to shit immediately
>if he is there's gonna be tons of dsp tards complaining about muh dark souls of secrets, this in turn plummets the game's rating
Yea I want this too, but if you put a serious punishment like your best sword and armor gone there then it's gonna get ugly.
>bow waifu joins the party
>she's not useless
>Game asks you to take the call to action when you start
>You can say no
>Immediate game over if you do
>mining station has no light switch in botany
>or in most of sec
>on in various other places
>no lockers of replacement clothes/backpacks for naked people
shit station
Crested geckos are really cute. I don't see why people give them shit besides if they're up their own ass and only care about how rare the animal is.
>Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
>Did you catch all that?
>Yes
>No Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
I've had mine for years. I actually don't have an idea of how old he is, the pet shop where I bought him closed shortly after.
He's been holding strong for over a decade at least, and hasn't changed from the first day. He's a good boy.
>>He makes fun of me before taking my gear at knife point and kicking me off the waterfall back down to the pool far below with no immediate way back up
>>Go back to the waterfall and he is gone
Yes, I sure find losing all of my items and health as a reward for exploring very fun you fucking halfwit.
>big open world in game
>there's absolutely nothing interesting to find
>Underwater escort section
mgs2
>Innocent game about lolis
>Has lewd undertones
>crouch down to woman's ass
>she starts to talk dirty
>waterfall in a game
>there is definitely something behind it but you still get excited to explore what's on the other side
I love waterfalls
Fallout 4
>puzzle that you have no idea how to solve
>it's required to get the god ending
>Boss kills a character
>All items and equipment are gone
I got mine a two months ago. Its kind of worrying that I never see him eat his diet but he still looks fine and likes to jump around so I'm pretty sure hes healthy. Does yours still have its tail? I've been scared of him dropping it.
GTA 5 for the most part
fuck that part of the game
>member leaves your party permanently
>takes all their shit with them
Yes. In my experience and from what I've read, they'll keep their tails unless they feel threatened enough to chew it off. It also isn't a good idea to touch or stroke the tail specifically.
Everytime.
>Know this is coming
>Unequip everything
what the hell kinda games have you been playing where the rewards kick you off cliffs?
looking at this gif reminds me of the whore of babylon scene from Metropolis.
>play as a faction
>grind up two heroes really high
>manage to get certain broken op item on both on them
>surprise! you get to fight yourself as this stupid mixed bag of assholes in a game where grinding up a single faction is usually the best option
always gotta look that shit up on vndb beforehand, dude
>Empty deadend room in dungeon
>It really is just an empty deadend
>He cannot appreciate being had.
>And lastly ..You!
this one?
>deadend has something in it if you come later in the game
>completely optional and zero hints about it so you can easily miss it in multiple playthroughs
Literally everyone open world game ever made
yup, particularly the part of the same shot when they have their mouths open.
hey what is that screenshot from
priscilla's doll
>immersive sim
>There's a gameplay-relevant reason for every room instead of rooms existing just because rooms exist in the real world
>Attack wall with knife or fists
>Leaves a bullet hole mark
>waterfall in a game
>you have to go behind it to progress
>Attack red barrel with fists
>It catches fire and explodes
>shoot any object
>explodes
>karate chop the object
>also explodes
Fuck Pokemon Coliseum, I wanna make money stealing pokemon
>followers)party members can use your inventory or their own
>Will use healing items exclusively for the most minor wounds
>"bad" ending is actually the good ending
>tfw you know actually know where this pic is from
>enemy so much as looks at me funny
>ally AI wastes a full heal on me
He clearly means something like this
Is he keeping that rock floating in the air through the force of his piss?
>Bad ending is the canon ending
Magnus effect
No it's like a hole in the ground
It looks like this from above
>multiple waterfalls in game
>only some of them have something behind
Xenoblade Chronicles X had be slamming into a bunch of walls
>remake adds an interactive-looking door where there was none
>it's literally nothing
>climb up to the top of a mesa
>Their is nothing up there because their are no mesas in any game that isn't just a cowboy game
Why is the greatest of all land formations so rare in games?
Its from oblivion.
>ooh what's that immobile thing over there?
>die
>villain asks you to let him get an alien species
>decide to stand there and let him do it
>have to fight against him in later quests anyway
>AI companions don't have infinite ammo, you have to constantly resupply them
>As soon as they spot and enemy, even if it's 3 miles away, they start magdumping in their general direction
>Always run out of ammo by the time the enemy gets close enough to hit
>climp up to top of black mesa
>there is a helicopter shooting at you
>walking through a snow level
>no footprints or crunchy sfx
Fucking dark souls 3
>Old game references an old medium and/or services no longer available
It’s from that giantess that melts people with her cum, right?
Isn't the cum like just large lampreys? it's not corrosive?
All Dark Souls games do that. There's also walls that have the same texture as the others but are located in a suspicious spot, sometimes they are illusory walls and sometimes they aren't.
Shadow Warrior had an anime girl bathing behing it.
:)
No.
She’s got melt in her name I think
Anyway, do you have the sauce
>get new town
>very expensive new weapon for character
>worried it might go away
>grind to buy it
>buy it and equip on the only character that can use it
>find it in a chest in the very next dungeon
Earthbound, right?
>find it in a chest in the very next dungeon
Or find a better weapon right away.
That's less bad, because at least I have one copy of each weapon still, which my autism forces me to.
>reload a shotgun
>toon puts 2 shells in the tube
>can shoot 8 times
>there's numerous other waterfall in the game
fucking deus ex god fuck those games
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Not many games let you store every single thing in the game.
I wouldn't be able to play a game like that. I need to have 1 of everything.
exhentai.org
That's the one you're thinking of, picture sauce was given
>Hit giant gong
>YOOOOOOOOOooooooo
>happy ending is the regular ending
>true ending is the most depressing one
>get to dungeon
>enemies barely give any xp
>weapon/armor in ches have lower stats than what you have
>"I must be overleveled"
>Boss hands you your ass
>guide says you need to be 5 levels higher at minimum
>achievement names spoil the game
Fuck you Witches House
>Just doing things idly
>Collecting items and stuff
>You're overlevelled before you know it.
>Everything is now too easy and the game doesn't catch up
>talk to cow
>moo, I say
casual zoomer scum
>Game starts off with a quote
>Can pet dog
>Can't pet cat
>game takes place in a medieval fantasy world with dragons and shit
>starts with a quote from a real life 20th century poet
>game has many different endings
>all of them are bad endings
Thanks YIIK
Souls.
>Temporary party members die
>Sell all of their now useless shit
>In the next town find new party members that start with no gear but are the same classes as the temporary party members
Saints Row 2?
This is something gothic would do
i was thinking of drakengard
This is actually bullshit and it's in a lot of games as well.
>just spoil the game for yourself to get the true ending bro
>dog in a game
>you can't pet it
LET ME PET THE DOG AAAAAAAAAAA
Mario Odissey is the most recent one that didn't have this, it's not fair man
>Game autosaves right after the kick
>enemy joins your team for 1 dungeon and has high level gear
>you can steal it and never lose it after they leave
>Unequipping equipment and armour makes the character more naked
>fun
How is losing your gear because of something you expected to be rewarding supposed to be fun, what the fuck
Shining Force
Fucking Nintendo, man
LET ME PET THE CUTE SHIBE
>Each character has a unique weapon that they come with named after them
>Their default skill levels are for an entirely different weapon class
>Get ultimate weapon in the game
>There's nothing to use it on by then
>Hong Kong helicopter base
>need key to advance
>never checked lockers because a lot was optional in them
>key to exit level is in locker
I spent 6 hours looking for it and I felt stupid when I found it.
every game and i fucking hate it
Sekiro did this, pisses me off.
>game has a celebration/party/comfy segment
>so comfy you dont want to progress the game and end it
>Get ultimate weapon in the game
>It has 15 shots in the entire game
>It's useless against the final boss
Fuck that energy gun from FEAR 2.
>Get a limited amount of a rare but useful item
>Never use it
Dragons dogma?
Oblivion is maximum comf.
>hit giant gong
>secret level opens
It’s your job to put it there
>know a party member is going to betray you
>take all their good gear, don't let them level at all
>Kill a large boss
>The bigger they are..
>games used to have hidden shit absolutely everywhere
>suddenly, fucking nothing
I can't even remember if the itemfinder is even a thing anymore.
>hidden achievement name
>it doesn't spoil the game
Jade empire
>try to pet first dog I see
>can't
>content is hidden behind the one dog you actually can pet
>Game depicts hell
>Lust stage
boss of the dungeon theme is lust for blood
Red Dead Redemption 2 had something very similar to this.
New Vegas Dead Money. Though the game is instantly over and you get a rather flippant cutscene so it's really a non-choice.
What game user?
Isn't there something like this in Far Cry 4?
And he is such a good boy too, helping you find moons and stuff, I just want to thank him
>side scrolling game
>level is left to right instead of the usual right to left
SMT
>Game is set in modern day but it fill with sci-fi tech for some reason.
>game quotes Nietzsche or Machiavelli
>duh ijm autistic dubobbllbl how dat fun me no know duh duhh pbbbt
It's about the journey not minmaxing everything you fucking turbo-retard.
All we need is corporate warfare against other corporations and we're in the clear. I'm willing to demolish a few McDonald's in the name of our lost comrades in Tommy's if I am commanded
>Game breaks the 4th wall
IoI
>it's about the journey
>losing literally all your fucking equipment instead of getting a rewards
>journey
Fuck off nigger that's the most retarded shit I've ever fucking heard. It's not even about min maxing, it's about losing all progress on that """journey""". It's like visiting a friend for christmas and instead of a gift he kicks your nuts with full power.
>Mysterious markings/encrypted text/numbers hidden away in a game
>Decoding it leads to an ARG that ultimately leads to a real world stash of game-related swag
>usual right to left
what did he mean by this?
He meant that the level tends to reinforce social hierarchies more as it goes on, rather than something more like the traditional story of taking away power from an evil villain and bringing more fairness and equality to all.
Yes. It was a real wasted opportunity where it could have unlocked a secret open world mode where the rebels and army were swapped.
The first that comes to mind is the Train segment in Paper Mario: TTYD, especially at night.
Tales of Symphonia also had some segments, like the vacation in Altamira or the dinner party.
Fucking Sekiro.
Have 3 different quest lines going, progress in one of them only to be met by a sudden point of no return that prevents you from completing the two others. Also the game autosaved on your fucking ass long before you knew it was too late.
>get ultimate weapon
>the game gives you a new boss with 2 forms that you can only fight after you've obtained it
>oh no all my fake items in this fake world were removed! that's a massive net loss to my attempted gains! this entire game which I've been painstakingly playing for hours is ruined because of this one hiccup which I didn't expect!
You're the kind of faggots who got rid of open-world PVP in MMOs and made them into mindless boring shit for literal fucking drones to preoccupy their autism with. Kill yourself tranny.
>fat guy asks for white pinwheel
>give it to him and spirit him away
>lmao you just failed another, much more useful subquest involving a merchant because you didn't deliberately give a different item to the fat guy that he didn't even ask for
>save the princess
>she rewards you with sex
>high level chest
>get 12 gold coins
>in-game radio station has a DJ telling you to write into a PO Box
>if you mail a self-addressed envelope to the PO Box, they'll send you back posters and stickers related to the game
>save the trap princess
>she rewards you with sex
>vidya has food
>cannot consume them
>kill enemy
>they don't drop their weapon
>it's right there on the ground
>it's not real therefore it doesn't matter :)
Autistic brainlet
fuck you gmod
>villain asks you to join him
>can accept
>"quit joking around"
>Kill sword wielding knight
>Drops a poleaxe
>It's from a fictional character in the game
Rayman 2 the Great Escape
youtube.com
I hate that shit so much. It's ok to tease once or twice... but when a game constantly does that it pisses me off.
>start game
>do 180 and walk through dor
>win the game
Cuphead
Sekiro
>character leaves party at lvl 3
>character comes back after 10 hours of gameplay
>character is still level 3
>Character dies
>No exp from battle
>Always behind in levels from now on
>Normal game turns spooky without warning
Fucking Boon the madman
>toon
Kindly kill yourself faggot
You lost virtual items, and in turn gain valuable real life knowledge:
Curiosity killed the cat
I found this out from a secrets video on youtube after completing the game twice. Nonsense.
It's not valueable at all because it doesn't apply to every other game at all.