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>tfw toxoplasmosis is benign

I dont care my kitten gave me a brain parasite I love her and I would kill you to protect her

>exposure to toxoplasmosis in the womb makes men more attractive
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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This

>implying is not a beneficial parasite that makes human stronger

Heh

Il kill you too and stick your cat up my ass

t. cuck

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>beneficial parasite
user, that's not how parasites work

>i will kill u to protect my cat
>says the autistic fat young adult male with no fighting experience
Why are cat owners like women, your dirty animal is not a real child.

t. eats his pet's feces

Only woman likes cats because cats are fucking evil

Based

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Kat haets snoy

what if there was a parasite that lived inside your bloodstream and selectively consumed cancer cells?

>post wolf because everybody knows dogs are a genetic disaster
lmao

Cats are for cuck desu

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>Only woman likes cats
Is it actually possible to be this retarded?

Post videogame cats

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I would also love a venom parasite

awwww look at the cute doggo xD
awww puppers
the best boy :3
WHOS A GOOD BOY?
WHOS A GOOD BOY?
WHOS A GOOD BOY????????

>wolf
it's a husky

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>young male
>cat gave "him" toxoplasmosis
uhhh user

This

>Up to half of the world's population is infected by toxoplasmosis, but have no symptoms.[7] In the United States, about 23% are affected[10] and in some areas of the world this is up to 95%.

Cats fucking won

Based cat telling his numale owner to chill out

They are unironically cute and funny. They somehow appear like a fictional meme creature but they are real.

Cats are for subservient retards, dogs are for intellectuals

>Cats? Love them!

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Owning a shitdog like a pug is like owning a cat.
But realize 50 years ago, no man would be taken seriously if he was taking care of a cat, that shit was only for lonely women.
But men today have turned into lonely women aswell.
Dogs are working animals, cats are a toy for lonely pathetic people

Thoughts?

store.steampowered.com/app/634160/Cattails__Become_a_Cat/

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5994116/

T. Gondii literally makes you more Chad

based cats tolerate no thots

>but have no symptoms.
how

what if i have both?

why are catfags always autistic?

That cat try to kill him wtf thats not normal

Dogs are so fucking based that even the military uses them

Quote me when a cat saves someone life, the only people who like cats are cucks, womans and trannies

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t. dogfaggot
Enjoy getting your son killed by your dog

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>MUH FEMALE
Whoa... so this is the power of cat haters?

>cats aren't ba-

[citation needed]

No one living in the cities used a dog for work in a century. If you own a pet you're a cuck no matter what because you give love, time and money just to pretend that the animal gives even the slightest shit about you.

I'd feel bad for that dogs ears if he had to shoot

>he gives a shit about human life
OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You get a Kiss on the cheek "muaah"

t.brain-parasites falsely equivocating pit-bulls to any other dogs

That other husky had wolf in him

>Dog: Eager to join his owner in his excitement like the good friend he is
>Cat: REEE STOP HAVING FUN

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Dogs are slaves
Cats are friends

This cats are for faggots and womans

>Wolf = dog

its well know that dogs never reach mental maturity, therefore all dogs are retarded wolfs.

this is why if a dog gets lost, its pretty much gg, the boy is dead

if a cat or a wolf ever get lost they have a high chance of survival

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TOXOPLASMOSIS CARRIER, MENACE TO MANKINS, EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE

>Thinks non niggerbreed dogs kill children
what is wrong with catfags bros?
Also if your cat was the size of a medium dog it would kill children without you being able to train it.

He was on thot patrol