This game is a fucking joke

He can still play, he just can’t be a little bitch online for 44 minutes.

>stolen
>44 minutes of not being able to play one mode
Okay retard.

seething shitter

Why is teabagging getting people so fucking mad? I've seen people bitching about how it's "toxic" and even "sexually charged" and how Nintendo needs to fix this ASAP.

Stop playing online with a shitty connection then

there is nothing wrong with quitting, especially if you're getting shit stomped or your opponent is being a faggot

you quit, you get to find another game to have fun in/better matchmaking with, still have a loss on your record
your opponent gets the win, moves on.

sakurai s stupid

dont do the crime if u cant do the time

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>input lag so severe I can't even go offstage to hit someone reliably without getting hit by their overpowered recovery that has a hitbox all around it
>disconnect
melee and 64fags were right all along
this shit isn't even playable
you objectively cannot put yourself or your moves where you want them with this much horrendous input delay and yet this shit is swept under the rug by smash dicksuckers everywhere
it's more unresponsive than fucking BRAWL

seems more likely that op is a seething faggot than it is that he got a streak of people who happen to disconnect and the game happened to read it as his fault.

Move out of Mexico and get decemt internet then

this. as long as quitting counts as loss it shouldn't be punished.

I actually live in mexico and imo it's better than the internet in the USA

this

what made you mad?

> host game on unstable network
> player gets disconnected
> punish player by temporarily banning player for disconnecting

Nintendo is truely/our guys/

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>paying $20 to ragequit games

>challenges up b like a retard
>WAAAAAAH WHY DID I GET HIT SO OP!

so this is the power of paid online, eh?

Some people actually want to enjoy the game and don't want to play against shitters who will quit as soon as they're at a slight disadvantage.

A 44 minute break to shitpost on vee
Thats great!

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>unsporting behavior
Such as what? How does the game even identify that? Does it just mean changing your name to bad words?

>go up against Daisies, Peaches, tryhard Lucinas/Fem Corrins and a single Rosalina
>dab on every single last fucking one of them
Remember K.Rool bros,
tags: fat bastard, mind break, ahegao

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>haha I put le wojak and pepe in le meme
These people need to die

love this picture. spent the whole night yesterday watching the video.

and some people want to enjoy the game with evenly matched opponents and not get 3-stocked in one long chain combo

There needs to be a special queue for quitter shitters like you

You'll get tired of getting fucked out of wins because your opponent is a faggot that can't take a loss soon enough

This happened to me because the game put me in a 3v1 and I couldn't hit the guy because he was getting raped.

Fuck this game

>needing to play online to have fun
sad. sad!

Why is there not an option to forfeit a match online? Being forced to play through 7 minutes of a 3 player free for all when both other players are acting like degenerates and camping either side of the stage throwing projectiles and playing completely defensively is not fun you can't even walk away from the console and go grab a drink either because being idle for too long is considered unsporting behaviour and incurs the same penalty as just closing the game.

the duality of man

Why do autistic memelords always play either K. Rool or Dedede?

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Don't play with your shit ass connection online then? You'll just ruin all the games anyway kys mate.

>be anime swordchad
>dab on shitters with my superior sword lord
>get to play the latest Fire Emblem for Switch while the latest Metroid was so bad it had to be thrown away and redone from scratch

>trying to play a decent match for fun
>find someone
>start winning
>he leaves
>Ok, I will find another one
>reapeat until damnation
>blame comunity

$20

>teams up with on other dude on stock ffa
>kills everyone else
>waits until timer end doing nothing but repeated crouching
>WOOOOOOW WHY DID THEY REPORT ME??? 44 minutes??? WTF
fact: nobody reports you for being better then them
fact: there is no way for you to insult people verbally and get reported that way
fact: if you are getting this message you are actually a faggot

the fact you said this like the person offstage shouldn't be at a massive disadvantage by default is fucking incredulous
it's like in sf4 with retarded 1 frame links required for bread and butter combos while the person getting hit can just mash an invincible dp or ultra as much as they want, the balance of power and risk/reward is fucking destroyed completely except it's even worse in smash because if you fuck up offstage you literally fucking die
this game is fucking trash

>Why is there not an option to forfeit a match online?
There is, it's called walking off.

who are you quoting

>Everything K.Rool does is meme-tier
>Dedede has the best taunt in the game which is also the only one that can be used online

Gee I wonder

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>dumb nigger gets mad that his internet sucks.
Maybe buy better internet?
Or don't play over wi-fi?
This isn't the game's problem, it's on your end. I've never been banned, because I ran a cable to my console, because I have good internet and I don't rage quit like a baby.

it shouldn't be like that you dumb idiot

if you quit, you get an automatic loss
if your opponent quits, you get an automatic win

everybody moves on

If you don't interact with the controller for 1 minute you get kicked and a warning you also can get one if three people team up on one person in a 4 player FFA.

>other people disconnect
>hurr get better internet
are you fucking retarded?

add to this. if the person rage quit the game thinks you also d/c

give me another scenario in which somebody would actually be reported

but did you get a better internet?

If the game gives me a win when the opponent disconnects then I dont think we should punish quitters

If the game doesnt give me a win when the opponent disconnects I want them banned for quitting

Probably for similar reasons that I use G&W. Their existence on screen is a meme and a taunt to your opponent without having to do anything.
Some people find it more fun to infuriate their opponents, than beating them in a straight fight.

>nintendies are fucking retards
who'd have thought

>Paying for P2P gaming
You both are

the fact that you can't challenge an up B correctly makes it very obvious you are bad

you beat someone and they report you for the lulz

it's actually massively infuriating

but I have a good attitude about it. If I get teabagged I go into FZero mode, clean out a stock, and then teabag at virtually every encounter to piss them off and cause them to tilt. I'll get a tiny little string, back off, tea bag, and they'll come running for more.

Not him but purposely throwing stocks in a team battle I imagine would also qualify.

"sure" user
that happens

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it would be easier if the game DIDN'T DELAY YOUR INPUTS BY MULTIPLE FRAMES
HOW DO YOU NOT GET THIS

>being poor

>other people rage quit
>game thinks you're the one qutting
>puts you in time out
>uh how about you just get better internet, it definitely has to do with your internet connection
I don't play smash but how many of you lack reading comprehension?

That doesn't break the bad habit though

If you're quitting enough to get put in the queue in the first place, it's not because you like to "opt out" of matches, it's because you're fucking garbage but quitting lets you get your small victory and lie to yourself

Anything that inconveniences frequent ragequitters is only a bonus, if you play through your matches even if you lose or just get disconnected once in a while because of internet you're fine

>nobody reports you for being better then them
except people do that, they dont admit this is the cause

There's no arguing with smash autists. They'll say anything to justify paying for awful online

>playing ranked multiplayer at all

you deserved this, go do airsoft IRL it'll be funner

My connection is fine. As and said if the person you are fighting quits the game or disconnect then the game registers it as a disconnected match even if you didn't do it.

Every fighting game in existence uses P2P because it's superior when matching 2 players.

Don't use buzzwords you don't understand

Why 44 minutes tho? Why not the full hour? Seems like such a random time

my parents house (near tecate) doesn't even have a landline phone connection and neither does the town they're in because they can't afford it

Ahhh yes but can you prove it?

>rage quitter
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

poorfag and/or snoy. kys

Reminder that smashbabies don't know what this pic is and only play using wi-fi.

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holy shit how retarded are nintendies? I want you all on the fucking gas chamber this shit can't be fucking real. switchfags are so fucking DUMB they don't have basic reading comprehension

>because they can't afford it
sorry to hear that user but i guess it just depends on which part you live, people are just quick to assume all of mexico is the same. I mean i have the most basic internet connection and imo it's better than the internet in the US that i experienced

>The absolute fucking STATE of Smashfag's reading comprehension

cry some more fag LUL

What's the difference? one or two frames?

>If you're quitting enough to get put in the queue in the first place,
After your first disconnect you get a warning if you disconnect at all for 24hours after the warning you get hit with the 45 minute ban if you do it again after the ban it doubles to 90 minutes for the next one. Sadly if you are 24 hours clear it gives you a clean slate so people will perpetually act like faggots while GSP still exists.

Actually yes, it can be proven
but why? just carry on with your life, you know that's the cause.

Mate it's a party game.
Don't take it seriously, don't play it competitively.
It's NINTENDO, that's not what their products are for.
Their products are for 6 year olds to look at pretty flashing lights and to press buttons to make it go bing bing wahoo.
It's not a game for adults who want to develop their skills and take it seriously.

>opponent picks FD
>opponent spams projectiles
>opponent is playing on McDonald's wifi

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>>IT'S OKAY to Buy NINTENDO
>nu-Yea Forums is mentally ill
I managed to compress it down to 10 words for you :)

Where is any of this written? on the box?

>never had a problem with people that played FE characters
>get to 4 million gsp
>every other match is some tryhard faggot that t-bags after every kill because they think something that simple is mind-games.
>about 90% of your matches are STILL people that use 20+ shieldgrabs a match
>when that doesn't work, they just stall to get to sudden death when they realize their flowchart setups don't work.

I don't get it. Why are people saying snash ultimate has better online? It's got the same exact problems that for glory had.

My biggest problem is that lately the game brings in three man FFA way more often, as well as ffa in general as opposed to team matches. I dont mind it with 4, but 3 is awful it is 100% always someone camping that is how you win 3 player match. I wish they would just filter it so you can get 4 man or team battle instead.

>PK FIRE
>miss
>PK FIRE
>miss
>runs to the other side
>PK FIRE
>hit
>down throw
>forward air
>forward air
>repeat until you lose because you can't heavily punish projectiles with the input lag be and lack of jump momentum
fuck nu smash
in melee or 64 I could actually leap over to those faggots and oki the shit out of them for brainlessly throwing out dumb moves since you could actually fucking MOVE

having someone turn on a microwave or your neighbor their wifi set and rape your connection until it auto switches channels. Wired connections do not have this problem at all.

Why would someone subject themself to playing Smash ultimate online? Random rulesets, awful netcode, literal children and the actual fucking MAJORITY are on wifi. Absolutely fucking dire. Why not just play Melee on PC? Or any real fighting game on a platform with a fucking ethernet port? The absolute fucking state of you people

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It establishes your dominance over the other player, communicating to them that they have been pwned.
Your primate gorilla brain does not like to be pwned, because a gorilla male who cannot dominate is a gorilla male who cannot get laid.
So people go into GORILLA RAGE.
It's top tier. I love it.

holy shit. are you all so desperate to shill for nintendo that you can't even read the posts you're replying to first? or are you guys just that retarded?

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>20+ shieldgrabs a match
Dude either learn to space your attacks on shield, learn to tomahawk grab, or just use more grounded grabs. You have to punish people according to their playstyle.
Yeah Ness is pretty lame. I thought I was just being shit at the game for struggling against Ness, then I picked up Ness and got him into elite in like five straight games.

>getting grabbed out of PK Fire
you only have yourself to blame

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>this thread
nintendies are fucking braindead

it's cute because the people that do it the most are usually terrible at the game

Except the winner and loser don't gain/lose gsp when the shutter disconnects

>playing smash online

There's your first mistake

you can still jump over something like PK fire and get a punish. maybe not on reaction, but if they're spamming it, you can try to predict when they'll use it and act preemptively.

The person who disconnects loses GSP. The person who gets disconnected from doesn't get any GSP.

t. 5 digit GSP

If Ness properly spaces it then you arent going to be able to punish it unless you are playing Fox and call it in advance, then again if Ness properly spaces it you can DI out of it before he can get a follow up

>Some people find it more fun to infuriate their opponents, than beating them in a straight fight.
Can confirm, this is me.

>meet a stranger in a restaurant
>stranger throws a drink in your face and leaves
>restaurant manager bans you for making a mess

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because heavies are great for shitting on people that don't know how to play

>because heavies are great for people that don't know how to play
ftfy

1v1 me faggot

also true

>I ran a cable to my console
I don't keep my Switch and my router in the same room because I'm not a teenager.

Easier said than done. At some point it's easier to just start up another match than deal with the same faggots that plagued smash 4.
It goes from "I think I can outplay this guy" to "really, another one of these assholes? Welp, let's just sd and get another match going"
It's almost like the online playerbase shifted from unique fights to extreme faggot tactics to win.
What's the point? It's not even about getting good when you're playing with massive faggots every 9 out of 10 matches.
I have the feeling it wouldn't be like that in local matches, but I can't be fucking bothered since, win or lose, people deliberately play in ways to piss you off.

wat

>p2p is better
>At the whim of someone's shitty upload bandwidth

Yeah, that sounds retarded

You'll get kicked in less time even if you are moving. The detection is retarded and big stages especially will fuck you over in ffa online.

I literally never had a lagless battle in Ultimate and I play on a cable

get good or get out

>lying on an anonymous imageboard

Because teabagging is a sign of disrespect and superiority in skill, but the only people who do it are shitskins and children

>play tekken
>rage quit whenever I feel like someone doesn't deserve a win

enjoy your "fighting game" smashcels

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Dude just get better internet

If it comes down to your internet connection being shoddy, then maybe you shouldn't play online until you get that resolved. Or find some locals so you can suffocate.

It's hilarious. I am glad people get even more butt devastated than they used to.

Online in Ultimate is pretty awful, I'd suggest sticking to arenas or playing locals with friends.

Lmao that is literally something a teenager would be doing, because they are only allowed to play on the tv in their room so they dont interrupt faddy's football and the router is in the living room.

I have 3 characters at 4 million gsp. It's not about getting good anymore.
The online is just stale as fuck. Prove me wrong.

LAGGGGGG
CAHNTENT
WOOOOOOOWW!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I feel like its more Nintendo's shitty matchmaking forcing people into matches with people across the world than the actual quality of connection.

>I have 3 characters at 4 million gsp
that isnt even the minimum threshold for competence

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>According to Yea Forums it's your fault if your opponent makes a 7 minute match turn into 30 because they won't quit when their connection is dogshit

>win one match character I never used online before
>be 4mil
:^) yeah so pro bro

>beat the lobby host
>he shuts the arena down
>lobby host recognizes you from previous session
>he kicks you
>lobby host sees you playing a character he doesn't like
>he kicks you

lobbies have their own fair share of cancer

Aren't you allowed to fight people with higher quality connections? Like "Only four bars and up" and stuff. This stuff is avoidable if it's so bad.

>bring up legitimate criticsm with the playerbase, how the online works, and the ranking system
>smashfags only respond with some variation of "you're just bad at the game"

Why are you faggots ALWAYS like this?

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>be an insecure child
>brag about it on the internet
t. Nothin personnel
If you aren't going to play the game when you're outmatched you might as well not play at all. Just because your score stays higher does not mean you are any better. In fact it makes you worse, and your score a useless indicator of your actual skill.

What's this new meme?

Not if you're using 5GHz band with properly setup channels. Although personally, I still don't trust wi-fi for low-latency operations.

All of that can be fixed by just running your own lobby, the only thing that can happen is the opponent SDing on stages they dont like because they are fags

OP was probably screaming in anger for 16 minutes

Damn. Haven't tried lobbies myself, so I had no idea.

I only do teams with my brother now online, and locals otherwise.

Hopefully we get some substantial changes next patch.

>people disagree with me? But I am objectively right. How could this possibly be happening?

>pay for game
>Say word
>Money stolen

No, there's nothing like that. You can do the following:
>get a wired connection to your router
>block people who have bad connections after the match
And that's it. There's no preference for good connections, nor is there any ability to see what connection you have with the opponent before the match.

I wired my switch and have not had a si gle problem since. This is 100% true
Now what's really bullshit is nintendo couldn't put a port in the switch and you need to buy an adapter... literally why did they think this was ok

>4 million gsp isn't enough
>actually your gsp doesn't matter!
Well, which one is it?

then get out i guess
i literally don't even play this game but if you're taking a competitive game seriously and you can't defeat gimmick players then you need to stop playing the game. Or I guess you could improve but the more likely thing is to just quit.

>people have been saying the exact same thing about smash 4 and ultimate for years? They can't possibly be right!
Try to keep up, okay?

Are you illiterate?

Majority of mine are no lag since I moved into my own apartment, now have wired connection my own service and nice router instead of the 12 year old one my dad refused to replace.

I hate this in FFA because these guys are the ones with the bad internet so you know they fully intend to complete the match. At least in team I can job it and sharestock my partner down to 1 and not get penalized as long as I take a hit first.

>pay to access online service
>have your first match ended due to an enemy disconnect
>banned from the service you paid for before of a design flaw within the service
Nintendo Online is a joke, but Smash Online is even shittier.

>Yea Forums is one person
GSP cant be used to mark a good player, but it can definitely mark a bad player

leffen was right

>now have wired connection
Why would your TV and router be in the same room? Are you poor?

imagine being such a sperg you manage to get banned from a locked down platform like a Nintendo game

Who cares, Nintendo needs your $$$, keep paying.

get better internet.

>tfw I've had a 2 hour ban from rage quitting
I don't even give a fuck. If I'm not having fun, I just turn off my Switch. I try to play online to have fun, simple as that. There's no "Forfeit" options which is stupid, and SDing gets you banned, too. So oh well.
Now, if there was an additional "permanent" penalty for RQing, like a rage-quitter's hell, then I would probably just stomach unfun matches. But there's not, so I just take the timeout and go do something else.

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the latter

there's terrible players even in elite

Last night I was playing against a Wolf in a lobby. He 3 stocked me the first game so I rematch to see if I can learn from my mistakes. I proceed to punish everything with the G&Ws turtle and the dude quits before I take the first stock. Like why dude

>get better internet
>enemy still disconnects
How did that help you moron?

Tfw when too high inhibition to trash talk people in online games.

>there is nothing wrong with ruining the game for literally everyone else as long as I'm having fun
You are the problem with online gaming.

3/10

they're like soulsfags, but even more pathetic since they're bragging about a children's party game.

No idea but I love that it actually makes people mad now. I never used to do it but now that idiots are getting assblasted over it I have to.

Are you me? I end my Smash sessions always with getting banned.

sounds like some coping over being bad at a party game to me

This entire post sounds like you just suck ass at approaching.

No, that's not what he said. He's saying that there should be a forfeit mechanic, and he's right

>Yea Forums is one person
>If I turn their words against them they will lose the argument!
Why don't you go ahead and ragequit this one too, faglord

OHHH NO NONO OOOHHHHHH *WHEEZE*

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use that timeout to take a shower

>people
Kek. I can just feel the seething anger in your post.

>have to quit FFAs every so often because you'll get matches that are actually unplayable and just look like slideshows
Also my wifi than your third world wired connections.

Most of mine through January-March ended with a ban. I just call them my "Tetris 99" breaks.

I play on a third world connection and nearly all of my matches feel just fine, might be because I live in Flordia which has a pretty huge smash scene so all my matches end up local

>That's not what he said. What he said is the exact same thing without admitting he is the problem. Therefore shut up.
This thread is great.

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It doesn't but there is absolutely no point bragging unless you are in elite. Last I checked about 4M was the average GSP which is displayed for an unranked character. 4M was good at launch when the game was less populated, but I am a shitter so I have no clue what the benchmark is for elite right now.

YES! I immediately hit up Tetris 99 when that happens too.
Annoying that Tetris doesn't automatically detect my pro controller though, I always have to switch back from the GCN controller.

>Nintendo removes taunts to stop people from getting their feelings hurt
>T-bagging is far more insulting anyway

Just bring back taunting. Keep the pre and post game messages, and allow one taunt for every kill you make.

You are absolutely right.
It wasn't always like that though. Demon's souls threads were comfy as fuck and people could tolerate criticism and flaws about the game.

>it's more unresponsive than fucking BRAWL
*Less responsive
Learn fucking English.

>disconnect from a match
>money stolen

Why are you getting so mad that I used your ass-backwards logic against you? Stay assblasted.

No, are you? Why would you own consoles and not have your router near them? If you are an adult with your own place you can have your tv, consoles, router, and you PC all in one room. If you are on daddies wifi you are at his mercy of wherever dumbfuck spot he put the router.

>Yea Forums is one person

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>playing my switch in the airplane
>the plane rotates 360 degrees
>switch falls out the window

Fucking nintendo, I swear to god.

Why would they not be? I have a one bedroom because it is appropriate for my needs.

If you ragequit or get disconnected even if it's not your fault., you deserve a ban. Next time, stop using wifi and get a better connection, lazy ass.

>smash ultimate threads are nothing but damage control and shitposting, just like smash 4

Your tears are delicious.

>yes goyium, buy a Nintendo brand lan cable and you will never have lag again

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I hate it when people who lose consistently do it when they get a win after a losing streak. I don’t see this stuff happen too much since I play Arena, but I always either leave the room or kick the player if I see it happen. Not interested in playing against underages.

>Why would you own consoles and not have your router near them?
Because I don't put my TV in my office, retard

Or you could not play on a literal children's toy like a retarded manchild.

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soi xD le epic win

>office
Lmao okay grandpa
You should use wifi for emailing spreadsheets to your boss and wired for your gaming, not the other way around.

If you game in your study it defeats the purpose of not having the TV in there anyway.

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You actually have to buy a LAN adapter? The Switch doesn't have one built in? Why the fuck did you people buy a Switch again?

Putting a router in the living room is unaesthetic. Only someone who never has visitors would thinks that's acceptable

Because SMTV is going to be locked to it since Fatlus cant into multiplats

roite 'oos been talkin shit bout my tea, yeah? ill fuckin chib ya if go on about it yeah, fucking twat

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take a shower

Just hide it behind something, there are plenty of creative ways to do this.

nincels in their natural habitat. the clean room is the result of living with mommy, no doubt.

still a fucking pathetic joke

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>hide it behind something
Then you how do you connect it to the switch? You think people buy 12 ft cables or some shit?

I played enough Gears of War to know you're lying, Paco.

You should probably put down the babies toy if you can't handle it. Even small children don't have this problem. Pathetic cuck.

its goyim, you fucking putz

bruh, i stopped ragequitting at like 15, control yourself and just sd your last stock if you don't want to play anymore

Behind something on your tv stand or a shelf near it. Where the fuck is your switch on the floor?

hey retard, im on fiber optics so this is not an issue i have, but plenty of people have shit internet due to a monopoly,

Gears was P2P for at least the first two so you're gonna have a shit connection to them if you live far from Mexico. Not that I think Mexico's internet is good, I have no idea.

>it's a laggy dedede player episode
never dashboarded so fast in my entire life

You cant even got a fl hour without getting banned? Ehat is your fucking deal? Just stop disconnecting.

>baby game puts bad babies in timeout
KEK

It's too large for the shelf and the cable outlet is already taken up by my cable box

Just run the ether through your walls and build a port

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EVERYTHING IN THIS GAME IS COMPLETELY SAFE AND KNOCKS YOU DOWN AT EVERY FUCKING PERCENT
THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS NOTHING BUT GUESSING AND HOPING THE INPUT DELAY DOESN'T FUCKING FUCK YOU OVER WHEN YOU TRY TO ACTUALLY USE TWO BRAINCELLS TO BEAT ALL THE FUCKING RETARDS WHO KEEP THROWING OUT SAFE SHIT THAT RAPES YOU IF IT HITS YOU AND YOU STILL GET RAPED BY SOMETHING ELSE IF YOU TRY TO PUNISH IT BECAUSE THIS PARTY GAME IS A FUCKING PILE OF GARBAGE CATERING TO GODDAMN RETARDS

I just think it's stupid how if you beat someone so hard they disconnect, you don't get any gsp for it. Happens in FFA's too, if one person disconnects, nobody gains gsp. Meanwhile, random disconnects can happen to anyone, even if you're on a wired connection, and you'll be punished for it. There's no way out of an unwanted match type without penalty.

hahaha stupid nigger hahaha

git gud

Well, yeah the States do have 3rd world tier infrastructure.

get better internet

They make splitters.

>Being a sore loser
You're full of brine, lad.

Pick a character who doesnt suck

Imagine living like this

I don't disconnect when the other person deserved their win

>look up video for smash
>first video starts by explaining that the video is lagging because the switch itself can't handle the combat and stutters
What do I play for an actual competitive fighting game then?

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I never knew this was why I always got frustrated playing smash 4 and ultimate, but now I get it.
You helped me solve a bit of a crisis, user. Seriously, thank you.

if you lose it's because you're not as good as the other guy.
have sex.

So it is really salt and not something out of control like your ISP?
You sure showed them, user! He missed out on 50000 GoodS o yPoints! Now you get to move on and fight another oppone- oh wait....

They deserve it for having a shity conection.

based, this should be in all fighting games.

People who think this are only playing duel which is unfun as fuck. Team match is kino.

Quickplay is for shitters and elite smash is worrse than bronze rank on anthem/smash ladder. Play arenas.

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>nobody has mentioned FUCKING POWERLINE ADAPTERS
>POWERLINE ADAPTERS
POWERLINE ADAPTERS
>POWERLINE ADAPTERS
POWERLINE ADAPTERS
>POWERLINE ADAPTERS
HOW ARE THEY SO UNHEARD OF? ITS A FUCKING WIRED CONNECTION THROUGH YOUR FUCKING HOME'S POWER SOCKETS??? HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT????? BUY ONE RIGHT NOW IF YOU CAN'T RUN ETHERNET TO YOUR ROOM!!!! THIS SHIT COSTS LIKE 30 BUCKS

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How would Nintendo fix it? Remove crouching from online like they did with taunting?

hey there's no S rank in SA2

Can you explain to me how it works? I dont need one but I am curious about how it functuons.

I didn't know LTG browses Yea Forums

I have one and it's legit. Connects to both my PC and Switch. I only experience lag maybe once every 15 matches.

>If Ness properly spaces it then it's gonna be harder to punish unless you are playing Fox or call it in advance. Also I will complain about spamming instead of improving or learning to deal with said spam because I suck at the game.
FTFY

I'VE GOT

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I mean that sounds pretty cool but from my limited understanding on how power is routed it sounds like bullshit

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Whats wrong with my statement? I play against high level Ness all the time to the point of having a special gameplan just for them and from my experience thats how things play out

If you get disconnected even if it's not your fault., you deserve a ban.
>even if it's not your fault

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are you retarded

Who do you play as, because there are other character besides fox that can get around it. You can also try jumping

>2007
>Get teabagged.
>Whatever.
>2016 onwards.
>Girl fucking cuts her wrists because someone spammed "wow!" in rocket league at her.

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I play fox as a secondary exclusively to fight DDD/spoiler] so I dont know that much about him, I usually play as DDD who probably can punish the PK fire easier and harder than anyone else

Cope

Fuck teabaggers

the new one is on servers and all you mexican cunts have the worst fucking connections. makes me want to build a fucking firewall around mexico

Is more unresponsive the same as being less responsive?

Teabagging IS toxic. You're supposed to dash dance on them since that's much harder to do and makes them 10x as mad

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Butt mad Mexicans outing themselves. The salt is real. La cucaracha, La cucaracha

Imagine being mad over a dude pressing the crouch button over your video game character...

>You're supposed to dash dance on them since that's much harder to do and makes them 10x as mad

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doing a true-dashdance doesnt have the same demoralizing impact of waveshine skating

>fighting against a fire emblem character
>lose a stock
>they start dash dancing
is this just a swordfag thing? it's literally only fe players that do it, what the fuck?

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Imagine paying nintendo for this quality service.

Nigga I do it as Ganondorf. Unless he counts as a swordfag now because he Tyrone'd Ike's smash attacks.

character specific ones are the best. sonic running the full length of the stage, megaman's foot twitch. both very good alternatives

Don't come whining here you cumdrinking faggot

If I play Kirby, I do the Kirby dance. Shit's hard to pull off, but that makes it even better.

How does doing that supposed to anger someone?

>elite
>still playing quickplay
go play arenas for fuck sakes
its just a good warmup and keeps the mental momentum going, everyone at my locals does it

>Shield canceling the giant punch as DK fast enough that the shield never appears over and over again
>Krool alternating dab
>shorthop fastfall claps as Wario
>gundash spamming as Joker
>whip spinning with the Belmonts
>holding the bucket out or spamming Judge with G&W
>backwards crawl with every character that can do it

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Its a statement like when you point your bat to the sky in baseball

it's karma waiting to happen unless you do it on the finishing stock

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>take 2 stocks off a lucina and barely get damaged
>he finally takes 1 stock from me
>starts teabagging at the speed of light

what did they mean by this?

>tfw doing a jerk-off motion with the whip as the belmonts

So many people get super cocky on shield breaks that I can mash out before they punish it more often than not

Cloud main should get gassed

it means he sees you as a more skilled opponent and taking a stock is a great accomplishment

Some people need to learn the simple pleasure of using all that time to charge a smash attack all the way

>report so many people for blatant lag switching that I get timed out from making reports

>repeating the move you just killed them with, over and over and over until they come back
>repeatedly throwing and catching a banana peel or other items
>jumping off and then recovering from the lowest depths just to rub in a faulty stock
>falco spotdodge dabbing
>plant nair

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How mad do you think that Cloud was after that?

Imagine banning a person for leaving a game that they are losing and not just counting it as a loss

Imagine being a fighting game faggot with such a large ego that you demand some person not even close to your skill level stays to get shit on

this is why fps fags and fighting game fags have such large egos, they never really play anyone their skill level. Either they blast a shitter or are a shitter getting blasted.

>faking a homie-stock
absolutely vile, would report/10

>moving the stick left to right
>harder to do

>fighting and fps
Lmao what comp games does that even leave? MOBA? Dont make me laugh.

>staring motionless off towards the blast zone they died from, waiting a second, then turning back to face them as they spawn
>saving a copy on Kirby so you can actually fucking taunt on the last stock when you're certain they can't recover
>seamless, fluid uptilt spam with game and watch
>going under the stage and coming up on the other side with jigglypuff to time out their respawn invincibility
>shield swirling

>backwards crawl with wario
>teammate is bowser jr. And spams down tilt lick into his ass.

Also snake has the best teabag out of everyone, so it kind of makes u ol for being unable to use box online.

why are you playing a ranked mode if you have no intention of improving or competing? go setup a "no fighting!" arena like the rest of the children

if you're this much of a memeing jackass you deserve to lose

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>tfw you use your shield against a side special/dash attack only using fire emblem character every time they approach until they start spamming short hop ariels so you run away and then they kill themselves
>tfw you just stay away from a ganondorf until he starts teabagging or spamming short hop neutrals to show he's not afraid to play this waiting game and then kills himself after a minute
>tfw you are matched with a young link and do nothing but run away and randomly use bucket and he hits himself to death so often he must believe you're actually playing back

>crown lands back on his head after he throws it

holy kek

>playing DK/DDD in doubles
>grabbing the last player with DK and cargo throwing him off stage into a falling DDD recovery attack

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>jumping off to bait them into starting their invincibility timer when Arsene is still out
in regards to no taunts online, squirtle up tilt spam is the best since he just hops up and down going
>SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT

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>playing PM with homie
>i absolutely dick on him as marth for the first stock
>start dash dancing as fast as i can, not to be an assclown its just out of autistic habit, rapid click clacking of the gamecube controller
>he gets up and leaves
was i in the wrong?

I feel like they removed it more to put an end to the stupid fucking "taunt parties"

>dash dancing
I never even thought that was supposed to be an insult. also, teabagging looks funnier and more insulting

Name the most stressful character to play
>Young Link when played properly

Bowser with his fucking 6 frame command grab, any time I see one its always some laggy BR fuck that makes command grabs even harder to avoid

you don't improve or compete when the mmr values are drastically different, it's like telling a kindergartner that he is complaining about getting fucking rekt by a high school player

youtu.be/0RkapfBYIfc
even arcade racing games have better matchmaking systems

You can make it up to him by teaching him how to play properly. From the sounds of it, you are well above his skill level and stomping him with what he thinks is a taunt was enough for him to walk away.

There is no unranked mode though

Lucas and Joker.

What are you, LTG? Grow a pair, god damn.

In 4 they had like a 2 taunt limit and then you actually had to play the game. Dont see why that wasnt working

Imagine being proud of being a coward.

If it's a stock match I just die deliberatly in a way that tricks the system, and if it's timed I just don't do anything aside from some button presses so it doesn't think I'm idling, I fucking hate going 1v1 against these spastics, that think they can win a smash tournament, with items on, fuck that.

>tfw you can taunt and talk shit and also have the skill to back it up
Feels fucking great.

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Threads where OP is clearly just an assmad retard are my favorite, because they never realize THEY could be the problem. "I screamed nigger in the mic for five solid minutes after someone killed me, and now I'm banned! What the fuck, they stole my game!"

snake