Game gives you the wrong class

I always figured scorpio to be earth or fire

Virgo should be water or air

>being a fucking Cancer

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It's the Isshin Sword Saint of zodiac.

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Fire sign gang, fuck water signs

>arrows with fire buff
Not that bad.

There should be a game based around this

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chunky big boy earth tank reporting in

>Being a traitor to cancerbros

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>game doesn't have complete list of classes

sagittarius bros, ww@?

Leo reporting in

>Hot & Wet

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>using the meme zodiac symbols from homosuck

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balancebros report in

Earth DPS?

Regards, fellow taurus bro

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DPS,Tank,support would be more fitting for the Column order

>cusp between tank and support
paladin here

Fuck that, Capricorn doesn't play support.

Water gang where we @?

it's called real life, user

give time of birth + location, i'll tell you what's wrong with you, if any

Libra reporting in
lets tip the scales

Based

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Fire signs are attention-seeking normies
Earth signs are boring as fuck morons
Air signs are straight up evil people
Water signs are whiny crybabies

>Air DPS
I hope you like getting flanked by tornados and lightning strikes, supportcucks

Leo reporting in. Let's all make this about me, guys. Fire always win.

>time of birth + location
2 in the morning, Carl Thiem Klinikum
good luck

Leo is nice

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NOV. 7th 1992 8:am - Canada

Well the first column is clearly DPS because Gemini and Cancer aren't going to help anyone and Leo can't be a support because they're the leader so you'll just have to deal with it

I was born around 3 PM in the Bronx, New York.

>not being the hidden class

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To expand on this;
>Aries
Classic tank that has a fuckhuge shield, an expert with shield bash attacks. Best at drawing aggro and outright stopping damage.
>Leo
Somewhat DPS-leaning support, who favors buffing his allies, whose mere presence buffa him in return. Almost always takes the lead.
>Sagittarius
Standard Ranged DPS. He shoots arrows and zips around the battlefield, 'nuff said.
>Taurus
An absolute unit with truckloads of health and damage output, his sheer size blocking allies from harm. Can also charge at surprisingly fast speeds.
>Virgo
The quintessential heal-slut.
>Capricorn
The duelist DPS, who takes on bigger targets by himself, surviving with his evasion.
>Gemini
A gimmicky evasion tank who distracts foes with illusory clones, and can completely redirect some of the boss's big strikes to keep allies safe.
>Libra
The buff/debuffbot. Has a stance mechanic which changes which properties his spells have.
>Aquarius
Your magic DPS who is AOE inclined, summoning tidal waves and whirlpools to deal with mooks.
>Cancer
Somewhere between Aries and Taurus, he wears heavy armor and heavy weapons. A balanced tank for most occasions, he also has a grapple to keep threats in check.
>Pisces
A summoner who summons fish-spirits to act as pocket tanks and DPS, to help whoever needs the most backup.
>Scorpio
The master of poisons. His singular strikes are weak, but will eventually stack up a powerful toxin that rapidly drains health and neuters a foe's strength and defense.

>air element
>summoning tidal waves and whirlpools
You went full retard.

>cusp of Gemini and cancer
Ice tanks are the fucking worst. Pokemon is all the evidence you need for that.

Scorpio here, I hate you all :)

>Virgo
>The quintessential heal-slut.
rude

What element is Ophiuchus?

Air Support, pretty cool. Sounds like a real squishy class though, so hopefully all my shit's long distance.

>That Aquarius description
At least go with something like weather manipulation and storms if you really want to play with the “Aqua” part.

and completely off the mark too

>Buying DLC
>Maining a DLC class

Capricorn is the sign that says "I use" and is a cardinal sign. Of the earth signs, Virgo is more likely to be a support; taurus can tank, so that leaves Capricorns like us to dps unless hybrids are involved.

Aether. No really

if you ain't scorpio you're not a true toxic bro

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Yall one of those bitches? Help me decipher my chart

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Why wouldn't Scorpio be fire or earth? Are there water scorpions? Please lie to me and tell me no

>nigger phoneposter
leave

Tell Slim Jesus I said he's a faggot.

My fellow fishgoat. 11th of Jan here.

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>piscies summon fish
Did you even try to be creative or interesting?

Some Zodiacs say I'm a Leo, some a Cancer. Which is it?

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Earth DPS, pretty sweet desu I'm causing earthquakes and meteor showers out here

A different Scorpio here
I love you all

You fucking retarded son? July 22 is the last cancer day

both
also they cancel out, your elementless

Cancer for sure

still pissed off about this

Nerf Taurus and Cancer then it's ok.

>Libra
>Air
is air decent bros? tf do i do with this knowledge?

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True, Virgo is more likely to helm buffs, debuffs and shield maiden.

Any exoteric user can translate my stats? I think my build is fucked, hope I don´t have to reroll

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Null, weak to none but strong to none, until further notice patch.

reporting in, hope you enjoy your birthdays lads

no father
won't settle and/or will chase money forever
not as edgy/sexual as you appear at first sight
probably average height, stocky/muscular, lift you have the genes for it (not the willpower though); did you get the psycho eyes?
cook
might talk a lot of gibberish, smart tho; stick to lectures / youtube tutorials, anything verbal, won't learn from a book proper, ever
selfish, immature emotionally

overall good, if life is shit, blame Saturn (will get better past 40)

Arnold Schwarzenegger used to pick up girls by bullshitting about astrology to them
Literally the only use for that retarded shit, picking up dumb as rocks women

>zodiac shit
Getting real tired of this bullshit.

Aries reporting. Same birthday as pic related. Hate having attention on me, works alone as much as possible, doesn’t want notoriety, would rather let my work speak for itself.
Father’s a Leo, get along great 90% of the time. He only gets pissy when he dosent know how to do something yet he still wants to give orders as if he’s an expert. This a Leo aspect or , the elements of boomer dad wanting to maintain a position as head of the house even over something petty? Could personally care less, I’m living rent free so I don’t need superiority over the old man.

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>Cancer Sun, Libra Asc and Moon
Send help.

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>class system is deep, complex and nuanced
>nobody understands it and they all shit on it as a result

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>assblasted scorpio

Dude, we're funposting about made-up stats here
You're not supposed to actually be retarded enough to believe this zodiac sign personality shit

Not on Thursdays

Virgo here
6"4' with a massive penis
Naturally slim and muscular build with beautiful thick hair that has only gotten thicker as I've aged
Family is quite wealthy so I'll never need to worry about money or lack of connections
Virgo truly is the chad sign

Come back tomorrow with a better idea then. I´ll wait

I'm used to Cancer being more a Cleric/Paladin type since they're more likely to be a magic/support class. Something like heavy crabshell armor and restorative water magic. I say this a biased Cancer that likes those kinds of classes.

>Air support

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I've had mine done several times but still curious: 11 Jan 95', Newcastle England 3:00 pm.

IQ > personality type > Chinese Zodiac > star sign
At least stick with the *good* fortune telling pseudosciences

>dense Aries
Humor me. I’ll listen. Not really taking this shit as life effectingly serious, but still would like to hear your perspectives on the matter.

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6th here, just one day before this God

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Hell yeah boys

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pretty sure this zodiac shit is fake

>TFW born right on the edge between two signs
>get good things from both
>get bad things from both
astrology-zodiac-signs.com/zodiac-signs/capricorn/
astrology-zodiac-signs.com/zodiac-signs/capricorn/

Post ending in trips decides how I kill myself.

Sure.
The entire concept of this astrological character trait bullshit is that they keep it vague enough to apply to just about any people in different circumstances. Let me pick a random description from a random article (it talks about women because you'd have to be as stupid as one to believe any of this)
"Women ruled by the sign of Aries possess an impeccable sense of style. Yet, despite all this elegance, they remain children at heart. Although they’re independent and outgoing, they can be surprisingly naïve and trusting. This openness often leads to disappointment, but the Aries woman quickly bounces back."
Right there it says you are eloquent yet a child at heart (literally every adult feels like that), then it says that you are independent but also sometimes naive, and you get disappointed sometimes but then stop being disappointed. It's literally just telling you "you might have this character trait but it's offset by its literal opposite" you fucking faggot
And if anything straight-up doesn't apply to you, you just ignore it because of confirmation bias
Fuck off

YOU THINK? REALLY?
You must be a Gemini

limiting a sign to one role os boring, we should be figuring out how a sign would play in each of them.

And pretty wrong too. Doesn't even take account precession.

Flare/Ultima bros where we at

stop pretending you are master at astrology, also you can't tell what's wrong with people without knowing them at least a bit.

jokes on you i'm a cancer so get fucked pussy bitch

Water Dps, high preassure water blades fuck everything else

Just enjoy it for the novelty man. We're on a lonely rock hurdling through the universe with nothing to occupy our leasure time but stupid games for babies. If anyone actually thinks millions upon billions of year old star light has any effect on your personality then they are silly.

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>jokes on you i'm a cancer
Figures

>Water Support

I can roll with this. Freezing lockdown bullshit, or classic, weaker water healing. I don't need the big numbers, I just need to stop the enemy from bringing down theirs.

Time

>freezing
That's ice, not water
Enjoy your super soaker, nigger

I am on the same boat, nov 22 is either scorpio and saggitarius fuck it i want to be scorpio

scorpiochads assemble

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People rag on air like it's the weakest element, but what the fuck's stopping me from just airbending the air out of your lungs?

>tfw cursed with Pisces autism
Fuck life

Is it allowed to just reject your natural born sign and pick something else? I couldn't be farther from a Leo but am totally a Capricorn

>That's ice, not water

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Not that user but
WATER GANG FOR LIFE
Ground homies are alright

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me being a donut aside, just play any pokemon game to see the difference

22 is scorpio

astrology-zodiac-signs.com/zodiac-signs/libra/
>"Libra representatives are highly social"

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Where my Gemini chads at?

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Nigga, what do you think Ice is?

Taurus here. My head hurts and I wanna go home.

>Is being social right now by posting

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yes

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nothing. you can't see air unless it has something carried in it, so people are much quicker to ignore it.
lungs isn't a solid example though, since you can fuck them up with all four elements.
superheat air around a person so that every breath they have to take suddenly burns their lungs horribly. bend water in the person's body so that it pools in their lungs and they drown. bend a bunch of dirt or dust into the air so it starts eventually clogging their lungs/bend real small pebbles into their lungs then start ricocheting them around like crazy and tearing up the tissue/create an earthen spear and impale the person's lungs the hard way.

whatever you say you double nigger

With only 4 elements available, ice would only make sense as a subset of water.

>Aquarius
>literally a dude with some water
>air

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>dry ice
>methane ice
Also, see With only 4 elements available, you don't have control of ice. Tough shit

Where is her vagene?

>Aries

Based. Anyone wanna run Dungeons? Ill tank

>Air
Soup or Salad, hmm, salad or soup?
>Earth
Warm outside? Salad. Cold? Soup.
>Fire
Why yes I would love a super salad, that sounds great.
>Water
Whatever they feel like that day.

Earth Tank, which means I'm never playing whatever fucking game it is.

Forgot to add, Air is most definitely not chad in this case.

cancer and scorpio are arthropod bros who gang up to bully fish nerds

>Fire Support

Artillery time

Earthchads RISE UP

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*AHEM*
FUCK SCORPIOS AND FUCK CAPRICORNS

I bully that fish pussy, if you catch my drift

Aquarius represents the clouds. Clouds are literally air that holds water.

The constellation known as Aquarius is actually that of Ganymede, a young man so beautiful that Zeus sent eagles to abduct him and bring him to Olympus, so that he could be a cupbearer (serve wine) to the gods for eternity. It's an air sign because he is a carrier or messenger in general, not just of water.

>Capricorn
You better watch my back

clouds are water you dumdum

Aquarius's symbol is the sea, not a cloud.

nigger.

Yeah! It's an underrated class system! ^_^

Bullshit element

What did capricorns ever do to you?

I am a dum

LIBerAIRate yourself.

Man fuck you. I'm obviously talking about frozen water, you dumb fuck.

You wanna play that game, fine. I'll just tidal wave some niggas to knock them down so the DPS can do their job.

Pisces are healsluts, not Aquaman. If anything, her summons would distribute heals and protective auras.

>dry ice
>methane ice
That's cold/frozen air you dumb double nigger
Ice is frozen water, it has been a part of water magic for ages and you cant change that, end of story.

Hi guys, Leo here, born the same day as based motherfucker Sakurai.

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the 4 elements cover various things moron have you even played Golden Sun?

HUFF HUFF*
DESPITE MAKING UP 8% OF
HOO HOO*
THE POPULATION, CANCERS
*WHEEEEZE*
ACCOUNT FOR MOST VIOLENT CRIME

There's two elements per star sign.

My man Jan 11th Capricorn life

Tanks — Taurus, Leo, Scorpio and Aquarius.
Fixed signs are associated with stabilization, determination, depth and persistence.

DPS — Aries, Cancer, Libra, and Capricorn.
Cardinal sign (sometimes called reacting signs). They were called moveable by traditional astrologers. It associates with certain human behaviors and traits like being active, self-motivated, insightful and ambitious.

Support — Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces.
Mutable signs are associated with adaptability, flexibility and sympathy. These signs mediate change and change their modes of expression frequently in order to meet this end, and they are often described as being diplomatic and assisting others through transitions.

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>tfw Leo and no sweet, pure Pisces gf

Aquarius is LITERALLY based on Zeus' fuccboi Ganymede, brah.

Aquarius are born fags. Thus air.

Libra should be a jack-of-all-trades, bringing a role the party is currently lacking.

That I can't believe, why would whiny bitches account for violent crime?

shit no joke im reading up on some of this shit and while i dont believe a single bit of it its doing a good job of TRYING to make me feel bad
>You might gravitate towards the "wrong people", or get in with the "wrong crowd" in an attempt to define who you are. You might be susceptible to being taken advantage of by others, especially by men or authority figures.
>In order to add a greater-than-ordinary dimension of experience to your life that helps you to feel special and important, you might be attracted to Neptune-ruled behaviors, such as secret affairs, drugs, or other escapist behaviors. In some way, you may feel a strong urge to glamorize your role in the world.
>Still, you are likely to recognize at some point in your life that you have a tendency to engage in escapist and self-destructive fantasies and/or habits. It is useful to be able to connect these behaviors with their probable source, which is likely to be a weakly-defined ego and identity in childhood.
man is libra like shit tier attention whore or something?

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If you were born before Ophifucksticks were added to the list, use the old dates.

Every cancer is a school shooter in the making

Cancer fags are the leading perpetrators of mass shootings.

shut up virgin

S-P-A-C-E

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Daily reminder the scorpion did objectively nothing wrong.

I was just about to post that these lists always forget the signs are divided into Cardinal, Mutable, and Fixed too.
Anyway, Cardinal is attack, Mutable is defense, and Mutable is balanced.

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>element is literally emptiness
imagine that

Same
I can't stand games that require teamplay AND have rpg elements

>Capricorn

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ah shit, meant Fixed is defense.

>virgo
>not only is that accurate but it also means that i was a christmas sex baby

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>water support

absolutely based keeping my niggas hydrated

>water support
Gay. Water magic is always the best at healing, I want to be cooler than that.

>Leo can't be a support because they're the leader
Leader is perfect for support, you hold the group together and give buffs and orders

>Be Leo
>Only ever attracted to water signs
>Water signs have the sexiest, sluttiest expressions

Brehs, I just can't help myself

Lip biting is the best, bro.

>Air Support
Nigga, you're secretly top-tier DPS.

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As a crab, I really want those fish lips to smudge purple all along my BIG MEATY penis.

>Air Tank
Guess I'm evasion/blink tanking.

>water tank
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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because *spoilers* astrology isn't real

Honestly though, there are small but significant influences your birth month has on your mental health. Children born during the winter and early spring are more likely to suffer from mental illnesses such as schizophrenia and depression; this is due to most of gestation occurring during periods of lower sunlight resulting in less vitamin D reaching the baby.

Sagittarius sadbois represent

Truth

I am the cancer killing Yea Forums.

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read my next month pls

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Virgo sun, Sagittarius moon and Leo rising reporting in.
Guess my power is lava/magma.
Yes. You're the more grounded and practical and literally down to earth.

Sun and Moon in Earth but Rising Water.
Kill me

>man is libra like shit tier attention whore or something
yeah a bit.
If you think that's bad. Im a Gemini and i still don't know what to do with my life.

Air Support is the WoW Priest that thought he was gonna heal but ends up speccing into shadow and easily topping dps in raids

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>tfw you have the most boring zodiac sign ever

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Does that mean they're also more beautiful than the prettiest woman?

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>Water DPS
Nice, best element and best role

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>Earth dps
Guess I’ll just throw some fucking rocks at people

At least you're not Virgo

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Gemini is master race. Anything else is just useless.

>air dps
do i get to use lightning? i want to use lightning.

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>Air Support
Oh shit I didn't even realize that. Bomberbros ww@?

Don't let this stuff fool you, it's designed to be as vague as possible so that it only needs your insecurity to bridge the gap between vagueness and so-called truth. Most of the shit described here applies to a lot of people if not everyone.

but Virgo is cute

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Fire Dps reporting in

this and fuck anyone who is an aries

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Post your sign, favorite game, and least liked genre

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lightning is plasmafaggotry which belongs to fire

the general deal is
air gets electricity
water gets ice
earth gets plants
fire gets nothing else

You're playing it right now lmao

if earth gets plants shouldn't fire get magma/lava?

3 AM LINCOLN HOSPITAL IN THE BRONX RIGHT HERE.

BIZZARO ME?

Alright I’m down for this now what’s the best game to roll a geomancer?

>tank
>air
>"masterrace"

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>can't decide what quest to take

Leo
Jedi Outcast
JRPG's

Fire gets Lightning, air gets to fly

>the character who betrays all their friends and loved ones constantly just because they feel like it
>master race

Ahem
>scorpions
>water
>literally desert bugs

>scales
>air
>fucking objects

Fuck gemini
>Hehe, watch this
>Farts so hard he deflects all projectiles and knocks everyone to the ground

>can't fault their impulsive reasons
>still comes out of the ordeal based

Earth may suffer in terms of outright attack power but has high land mobility thanks to ground manipulation and maximized defensive stats + major cities are virtually immune to siege tactics while being extraordinarly high tier siege
attackers.
> Fire support
Rip in pieces i hate support roles

n,o because lava is molten rock, it would be closer to earth (as in earth splitting and bursting lava etc)
I honestly can't think of a single "element" that can be associated with fire except oxygen

>fire signs seek attention
I wouldn't say they seek it, they're just always the center of attention due to being volatile as fuck
>earth signs are boring
Practical and down to earth, I guess I understand. Makes them the most interesting and relatable people however. You can count on Earth signs
>air signs are straight up evil
I agree with this if you're just talking about Gemini. Air signs are just much more selfish and unstable/ambivalent. Exact opposite of earth in that they're the last ones you wanna count on.
>Water signs are whiny crybabies
Holy shit this!

Out of everything, water signs being emotional whiny sensitive little bitches is the most consistent.

I thought that was already implied with fire

>fire gets lightning
how many games have you played where fire gets that kind of stuff? because I'm going by Golden Sun here.

Nuke.

Fire DOES get magma/lava. It's cool

>virgo
>builds a wall so the enemies can't touch their sensitive, unused private parts
>can't join in the post battle orgy
lol, imagine being virgo.

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By that logic plants should be water. Or air.

splitting an atom is a chemical reaction

>cancer

>battlefield 4

>platform

>water tank
could have been worse

>air signs are straight up evil
>I agree with this if you're just talking about Gemini
Hey fuck you buddy, i always live my life straight.

so is fire bro its oxidation

>Virgo
>The quintessential heal-slut.
Not even surprised, i knew it from the start.
The most important member no one wants to be

surprised there haven't been any homosuck references yet

so is fire user.

How can a virgin be a slut though? What they gonna do, cocktease you until you feel better?

Here I am! Rock you like a hurricane.

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Plants mostly feed on nutrients in the soil, but yeah it still needs some water depending on the plant
Personally, I think earth should have magnetism and metals

there was one, it's best not to push it. epilogue is good so far.

>you get bonuses for partying up with other specified classes

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Gemini

Dunno

Cant Decide

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The Avatar franchise. Firebenders can channel and direct electricity. Airbenders cannot.

YOU W4NT US TO T4LK L1K3 4 F4GGOTS?

Of all things I'm upset about, it's how that series turned out and the crowd it attracted. I just wanted another Problem Sleuth, god dammit.

>Plants mostly feed on nutrients in the soi

Plants photosynthesize to receive most of their nutrients.

Plant = fire confirmed.,

>Sagittarius
>Mischief Maker
>MMO

According to Final Fantasy XII this is what your Zodiac Job Class would be:

Aries - White Mage - Focused on Rods and White Magic.

Taurus - Uhlan - Focused on Spears.

Gemini - Machinist - Focused on Guns and Tools.

Cancer - Red Battlemage - Focused on Maces, and various Magic types.

Leo - Knight - Focused on Swords and Greatswords.

Virgo - Monk - Focused on Poles and capable of barehanded combat.

Libra - Time Battlemage - Focused on Crossbows and Time Magic.

Scorpio - Foebreaker - Focused on Axes, Hammers, and Hand-bombs.

Sagittarius - Archer - Focused on Bows and Techniques.

Capricorn - Black Mage - Focused on Staves and Black Magic.

Aquarius - Bushi - Focused on Katanas.

Pisces - Shikari - Focused on Daggers and Ninja Swords.

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Saggy
VtM
Sports

DO YOU LOVE PISCES?
What do you thing about Pisces?
Do you have Pisces-friend/family member?
Do you have good or bad relationships (mention your sign)?

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>You can count on Earth signs

Not in my experience at all. I have three friends who are Earth signs, two Taurus one Virgo and they are all flaky, forgetful, and self absorbed. They generally mean well but can't be relied on for shit half the time.

>virgo is virigin in my mother tongue
>oh user what sign are you
>i'm a virgin

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You can always rely on them to be themselves. For better or for worse, but you can't expect the ground to move itself for you.

Pisces
fav games
>least liked genre
Movie-games and sports

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Yeah, that's honestly what I figured. It was a good read but I felt like I was just reading "The story of literally everyone"

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>be Aries
>always chooses fire starter
Checks out

That's literally what it means.

A very lost and misunderstood science, but very real. Hence why it's always stuck as a pseudoscience.

As above so below, the Micro reflects the Macro and Vice Versa.
There's no reason to not believe the orientation and positions of the planets in your Solar system have both Macro and Micro effects, the Micro effects being what can affect consciousness on a planet (all related to magnetic fields in some way). Thus, the Zodiac. It's like your cosmic DNA.

I'm an ENTJ-A.
How about you guys? :D

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that's a tv series bro

Cancerchad here
Fits me, I'd pick water.

it has (poor) comics, probably a couple games from over a decade ago, a (horrible) movie, and soon to be some grrl power books about Kyoshi. It's more than just the cartoon, unfortunately.

Libra
Metal Gear Solid 2
Platformer

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I have theory, someone call me dumb.
Could it be that people born under the same sign exhibit similar behavior/personality as a result of the first experience they have when they become conscious? Obviously climate plays a big role in this theory
For example, babies who start filtering the world when its summer would most likely be outside and maybe even interact with other kids, resulting in more outgoing and social people, while babies who first begin comprehending the world during winter when its cold would spend their first weeks at home and mostly surrounded by family.

I think what he wanted to say was that his language doesn't use the Latin names like Anglos do.
My first language calls Taurus "Ox", Pisces "Fish", Leo "Lion" and so on

Earth support. What do I do, Stealth Rocks?

there are no similarities you moron

>Gemini chads
You people are crazy. Figure your shit out, calm the fuck down, stop trying to be 5 different people in 5 different places at once.

YERRRRRRR BRONX NIGGAS RISE UP

There have been at least 4 games based on it and the rules therein applied to the elements are pretty grounded and sensible.

You're not the first to think this, it's the most compelling evidence for the tropical zodiac.

>have a Feb 29th birthday
>have traits that traits that are like a pisces
>have traits that traits that are also unlike a pisces
>never get a straight answer on it no matter who you talk to
>no one knows what you are
>still a pisces

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What about those that live near the equator?

provide cover for medics or staging. disrupt the ground underneath the enemies so they have no solid footing to use against your team

>Time Battlemage

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>Fire
>Leo
>Support
Yeah, fits me pretty well desu.

Jesus loves Leofriends.
t. Sagi

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How does it feel to be down stream? All it takes is for me to shit in the perpetually flooded CT river and you're dining on it for weeks.

ISTP-A here

I was sure that I am not the only one, I was hoping someone might even link or mention a more credible source, maybe even already debunking it.
It was just a thought and I wanted to see what the world says on it.
>Obviously climate plays a big role in this theory
At this primitive level it would also imply that Leos born in the northern hemisphere would be the complete opposite of Leos born in Southern one.

>Jesus is a Capricorn
>He's also a shepherd

deep lore

>monk
nice, there isn't any weapon more satisfying in vidya than fists.

massive crowd control and debuffs and probably some defense buffs thrown in there too.

>Got the Ninja class

Fuck everything, Time Battlemage sounds so much cooler. I guess I'll just nothin' personnel everything.

Idiot. These were invented by the fucking Ancient Greeks. Including the personality types. Their sample base was literally just the Mediterranean.

Idiot.

Cancer
Grab my club and blood red loincloth. It's time to end all life I deem unnecessary. Smash nerds, do a rain dance, fuck wenches.

These sound awesome, way better than I expected

>Knight

Absolutely accurate.

>mfw water dps

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BASED SCORPION CHADS UNITE

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>Your neck and upper chest are erogenous zones, and your voice is unusually attractive.
this is some incredibly gay shit

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Fuck you trynna say?
Virgos are mutable m8, we can mingle anywhere and we'll be helpful while we're at it.

surprise surprise people mentally ill enough to write paragraphs for fake shit based on birthdays are legitimately retarded

>astrolets

Let me guess, you also think star signs have anything to do with constellations besides naming conventions?

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It's just writing so fucking much without saying anything at all. It's fucking ridiculous. And this whole page is fucking longer than the bible. Incredibly frustrating to get through.

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Virgo =/= virginity
Virgos are mutable earth signs. This grants them access to everyone and their grounding/relatability is very attractive, they see sex for what it is, so they have a lot of it. Its just that when they do, they have deep, meaningful love sex so they don't feel like manwhores/sluts who fuck around and are just filthy about it (looking at you, fire signs).

Same here. Jan 11th best birthday. what are your top 3 games?

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I've never met a Gemini that could walk a straight line.
Virgo is the slut of the earth lmao.

It'a written by women for women. And by women, I mean post-wall women in both cases.

It depends on the position of the sun relative to the Earth at the time of birth, astrology is earth-centric and when the sun gravitates around two star signs you get a bit of influence from both. People with your inbetween condition are referred to as "cusps".

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>Leo
>Literally an Aura Bard
I can dig it.

>they see sex for what it is
a biological imperative used to conceive young and begin raising the next generation? One that affects women psychologically in a way that using it casually is detrimental to their mental health? Pairbonding for a species with the most vulnerable young on the planet, promoting mating for life?

Virgos, where you at?

>Virgo - Monk - Focused on Poles and capable of barehanded combat.
Lets fucking go

This guy.

Walks into an astrology thread and people don't even know that every planet is in a different sign in ones chart

And you wonder why you have a hard time navigating natural life cycles?

>my best friends, gf, and I are within the same element
h-horoscopes are bullshit, right?

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>gf
you know what relationship compatibility is based on Moon sign and not Sun one?

Ideally an Earth sign would flat out tell you if they're gonna be reliable or not. Which is what makes them reliable.

>my best friends, gf, and I are within the same element
air?

Soo.... no.

I don't know shit about these, so I did not know that. What're the moon signs?
Fire

I actually hate the Bronx. I was born in that hospital but I was raised in Harlem Manhattan.

Funny I live in the Bronx now anyway though, and it made me realize how dogshit this borough is. It's literally the cities dump.

>Moon signs
In what sign moon was at your birth

>I don't know shit about these, so I did not know that. What're the moon signs?
Ignore him, he was making a joke.

>Fire
I'll be damned, it's what I guessed out of the blue. People of the same element tend to go along, it's the people with the same sign that rarely go together in the long run, save for some exceptions, or other compatible traits of their star config.

Fuck yeah, brother.

Air tank, try and pass through my air pressure shield only to get your limbs torn apart.

>meet a dude that seems chill
>he finds out I'm an Aries
>"Oh I'm an Aries too. We're gonna be butting heads a lot then, eh?"
>days later he pulls some bullshit that would annoy anyone
>he gets incredibly butthurt when I bring it up
Astrology is a fucking meme

>a biological imperative used to conceive young and begin raising the next generation?
Yes
>One that affects women psychologically in a way that using it casually is detrimental to their mental health?
lmao no. There's so many variables to that. A western youth fucking around, sucking dick and taking constant semen, along with shit like birth control and the CULTURE she's around, yea, mental instability up the ass.
Some indigenous female a part of a poly-amorous tribe? She'll be as healthy and as normal as can be. There's a responsibility to sex and the culture around it, having a lot of it with multiple partners is not in itself a bad thing, it's more likely the normal way humans behave. They usually also stop when pregnant already.
>Pairbonding for a species with the most vulnerable young on the planet, promoting mating for life?
Sure I guess. It's also a huge part of being social and connecting with other humans. It's something that feels good and people like to do, and as long as you're being responsible and honest about it, only serves to lessen stress in a community.

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>earth tank
Literally unkillable. Although Tauros really should be more of an attacker

yup uh-huh this all seems sane i totally understand these things

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>INFP/ENFP
is something wrong with me?

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what is the most jew of the zodiacs?

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>Machinist

I'm really ok with that.

>Usually get ESFJ/ESTJ on tests
If only I understood meme-speak, I could understand what this is trying to tell me.

Libra
or Gemini

Aries don't typically think straight with they shit they do and it's only after the fact they acknowledge it but shut up though you're not supposed to acknowledge it.

>Aries
>White mage
What the fuck is this gaynigger shit?

I can't see zodiac signs without thinking of Homestuck
Fuck you, Andrew Hussie

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The graph certainly taught me things; Like for example, that I don't know how to read the fucking graph.

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>be aries
>first sign of the zodiac
>related to aries, god of war
>associated with fire
>associated with mars
>short tempers, passionate
>a god damn Ram

god damn Aries is the patrician's birth sign, feels good

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Looks like you got peepee in your caca nono zone, you shouldn't squat in the tub today. I'm pretty sure the site your using has some pre generated descriptions on what the symbols and shit mean.

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>Daily reminder that Ronald Reagan's entire schedule was strictly decided by this shit

me on top right

>Drone
sounds about right. My family was basically exactly like King of the Hill. Except with marital problems. And my dad was more of a druggy than a bumbling yet honest father.

Actually I guess it's nothing like King of the Hill, but it still fits.

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he won in the end.

so people with feelings and people without feelings, got it

Why didn't the stars predict his getting shot or losing his mind?

Dagnitbooby

Water DPS

Hydro cannons!

>tfw Virgo/Libra Cusp
Wat do now?

>air tank
I dunno. I guess I'm blowing people away, suits me fine.

Sometimes shit just happens without your control (or with you not wanting to accept it), and horoscopes are only as good as the people who interpret them correctly. There's a lot of nuances in coming up with predictions, and all canon theoretical knowledge is not enough, you need to test shit out for yourself in the real world and make it consistent in your head. Of course like any branch of science and pseudoscience there's the moral ground you have to take care of, so you can test things as you would like, so competent astrologists are a rare breed.

>air tank

I'll take it.

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how the fuck is ISTJ manipulative?

>Water Tank
Time to spam Scald I guess.

"competent astrologists" are literally just successful con artists, nigger.

>spear user with some black magic
Absolutely perfect

No, they are con artists who pretend to be astrologists. Are you stupid?

Everyone in the bottom is to be enslaved.

On top, you'll either be killed (as you are a threat, and they know you would never settle for enslavement) or assimilated into the higher powers.

>Focused on Maces, and various Magic types.
Neat

Is your point that astrologists are either con artists or the mentally ill? Because there are no actual astrologers. No actual wizards either.

That's what all everyone said before the scientific method was invented and could prove sheep like you wrong.

>be pisces
>last sing (based traits of previous singes are combined)
>related to Venus and Amour
>associated with water (life)
>associated with Jupiter (best planet)

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>air
wow great, the power of it's fucking nothing

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ITT: LITERAL RETARDS WHO DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE BASICS OF BABYLONIAN ASTROLOGY.

LMFAO.

>HURRR WATS AN AQUARIUS DEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRAIN SMOL

how's it feel being literally MILLENNIA out of date with reality?

You're retarded m8.

>White Mage

Huh, the role I tend to play, though Aries never seemed like the support type

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Year Fire Rat and INFP because mbti is almost an zodiac as well
Virgo but with Leo sex drive is suffering

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4 PM, February 20th 1997, Park City, Utah
We moved out soon after, so no "mormonism" is not in the list

Fire Tank: Heatran
Fire DPS: Charizard
Fire Support: Infernape
Water Tank: Toxapex
Water DPS: Greninja
Water Support: Tapu Fini
Ground Tank: Landorus-Therian
Ground DPS: Landorus-Therian
Ground Support: Landorus-Therian
Air Tank: Landorus-Therian
Air DPS: Landorus-Therian
Air Support: Landorus-Therian

explain or fuck off

To elaborate more on this, you need to know the exact socio-economical/environmental context of the person you want to make predictions for in order to make educated guesses to the best of your abilities. Just like every kind of prevision, the human element is either irreplaceable or would need cosmic amounts of tested data to process. Stuff you read in magazines is obviously not going to apply to everyone; more often than not because they literally make shit up as they go with bold stances in order to make each sign feel important or hopeful. What a proper generalized prediction usually implies is either "do shit right now" or "better wait for greener pastures before attempting shit", but even then you're only targeting a specific audience, even though anyone could also draw their own conclusions if they're smart enough to interpret the general message, if it's laid out clear enough without referencing tangible details (which will eventually throw off people who this doesn't match with, for obvious reasons since you're not God and cannot accurately speak for everybody).

sorry bud i dont make the rules

water dps
tho I hate water in every game in any shape or form

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ox chad here

>fire DPS
Fuck yeah

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>earth DPS
Did somebody say "terrain flip"?

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>Gemini
>Ox
Yeah I’m thinking I’m pretty fucking based, blowing in people’s ears and eyes to piss them off and then blowing the fuck out of them with my stalwart yet nimble moves.

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Each year have a different element as well i'm fire rat because i was born 1996

>Taurus
>Spyro 2
>Don't really have a set genre but I tend to avoid Free to Play MMO shit.

well

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torso too long

Twins, Cancer and Leo are the only ones that aren't offensively tumblr

tfw no centaur waifu

Is there a class more fucked than a Leo who is a introvert just fucking imagine it
kill me

Air tank. I'll take it, whatever the hell I'm supposed to do.

Imagine being pathetic Virgo INTP pushover haha

Gemini reporting in. I don't know what to do with my life either. It sucks.

>Water tank
No thanks, I prefer magic or support

Square up nigga
T. Virgo INTP

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Taurus is often synonymous with the Minotaur which is probably one of my favorite fantasy/monster races

>tfw

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> Max tier earth
G U N P O W D E R M A G E

Where are my Sagittarius chads at?

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I-I'm Air DPS~?

As im born on a cusp, does that make me multiclass?

DRAGON CHADS RISE UP

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Air Master Race reporting...

I'm Earth. What element are you?

My man, hope you're having a nice day.

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>Night Ruler Moon
So that is why I only start functioning at 11pm?