OH NO NO NO

WOW VALVE

bad bait
yup, this tells obviously fake

because you can't

RIP EPIC HL3 WILL ANNIHILATE EPIC. TEAM FORTRESS 3 ALSO HAS BEEN CONFIRMED IN DEVELOPMENT

>desperate chinks have trouble finding a way to make their divide and conquer strategy sueccessful.
next time, make it less obvious, and providing a legitimate link would be helpful.

Half life was never good.

t. boomer with taste

the fuck

>with taste
evidently not

they always do that

>hire the people doing interesting/creative things with your shit
>squeeze all the money out of their stuff
>kill their spirits and make them work on cards, hats and crap like that

Dumbass

why

Valve has hired modders for 20 years. And why hire these chucklefucks now? They’ve spent literally 15 years working on remaking a game Valve themselves spent 2 years on.

All the people who worked at valve only made the great games they did because of the time and resources afforded to them by the teams there.
Just look at anyone who's left to make games. They only produced total disasters.

Also it's fake.

what? that's how they've always operated

t. epic games shill

because it's fake article you fucking ape

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So we will never get Xen

why are you afraid? is your fortnight monies running out?

proof?

Leave it to Yea Forums to skim along the title and not any further.

>Reply to this thread or your dad will become exclusive in his sleep

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>by Tim Sweeney
>reply to this thread or your dad will become exclusive in his sleep
>have sex
>subscribe to get the worst content of the week and news about Epic Games Store.

Written by Tim Swiny

kek

Do people who preordered their dads on steam still get them?

What's wrong with Tim?

Did they ever add Xen to Black Mesa?

Coming Soon 2009

Dilate.

T.sodomite

Tim will surely save pc gaming.

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>sodomite
Have sex
Sexhave

literally panic buy

Fuck you

braaap

imagine actually calling someone a sodomite this day in age. absolutely incel.

>Valve hires Foster
>Has made literally nothing since
>Now just occasionally posts that VR is neat on his blog
I hope he's happy

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>calling someone a sodomite

Go back to /pol/ and have sex while you're at it.

>Reply to this thread or your dad will become exclusive in his sleep
>have sex
kek

Where is my fucking tf2 update you niggers

Who's foster

To do what with them? Valve doesn't make games any more, what could they possibly work on? Well at least those guys get paid well.

It only took like a decade of making the game to be noticed by Valve.

Thank you Tim.

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that's only true for portal

>their best hl game is from gearbox
>cs was a mod
>tf was a mod
>l4d was from turtle rock
>dota was a mod

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I hope they all kill themselves.

Fuck you

that would be legit epic

Epic is tanking so bad Tim has to write articles on the side.

And left 4 dead
And it's not true for portal because the developers didn't leave.

wow epic

Didn't Kim Swift leave though?

>reply to this thread or your dad will become exclusive in his sleep
>have sex
>subscribe to get the worst content of the week, and new about Epic games store

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I remember when Black Mesa came out in 2012 or was it 2013 after like 9 years being in development.
It has been 7+ years since they promised to release the Xen part.
Fucking kek.
Absolutely worthless good for nothing. This trash is worse than Duke Nukem Forever.

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>Valve does something completely unrelated to Epic who they have completely and utterly ignored
>"THIS IS VALVES RESPONSE TO EPIC STEALING ROCKET LEAGUE!!!"

What the fuck kind of journalism is this? Whoever Tim Sweeney is, he needs to be fired on the spot.

Yeah. Look at the total garbage she "made" after.

Reminder that Yea Forums is so autistic every time someone posts "Reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep" they genuinely believe if they don't reply their mother will die

Had to reply. Didn't want my dad becoming an Epic Games Store exclusive. :(

lel

Better not take any chances.

>he doesn't love his mom

DAAAAD

>they are immediately put to make hats for TF2

Its dark comedy.

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I know you are joking, but i wouldnt be even suprised at this point

they need SOMEONE within valve's developer teams who actually fucking wants to work on half life; currently everyone who works there only wants to make microtransactions, and their shitty company structure enables them to do this

t. sodomite

>Gabe has been hiring those men for years
Fixed.
They have been used and abused, they must be broken by now.
They are going to loose half of their life in development hell.
Their best years stolen away from them, my condolences.

That kid has seen things. And done things. And had things done to him.

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Plz no

well, there's at least this:
eurogamer.net/articles/2013-11-20-valve-gives-black-mesa-permission-to-be-a-commercial-product

>Valve gives Black Mesa permission to be a commercial product

Nothing to do with EGS war. They had de facto hired them years ago, they've kept them nominally separate and independent as a marketing thing. Now that Black Mesa is done there's no more value in that minor ruse. They also may be preparing to reveal something they have secretly worked on together, eg. VR support for Black Mesa as part of 'HLVR'.

Yeah, just thinking it about it makes me ROCK hard

Save hex

>2013

Uh oh, that means Xen is now a never ever.

lmao got me fooled

Valve can't do shit. They become too lethargic

H A V E S E X
X V
E A
S H
E S
V E
E V A H S E X

I'll be honest I almost fell for it.

Their january update showed some work. Allegedly its almost done and its mostly lighting and AI pathing that need done. Apparently the makers redid Xen from scratch. Its not a remaster of Xen, its a completely new Xen thats much larger than the OG with changes to the platforming and stuff

>devs and artists at valve are so completely bored that they're spending their days making weird shit on houdini for funsies
instagram.com/rich_e_lord/

>sodomite
I'm still not used to degenerate becoming unironic, is this really a new one?

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>and now this.

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Literally nothing wrong with sodomy.

God Quantum Conundrum was a disapoinement. They bring in Q but they didn't give him a single memorable line. I remember cut dialogue from Portal 2 better.

please, please have sex

please, please, please have sex

>he missed the joke

whew! he mad!

Okay this is epic

>Welcome to Valve. I'm Gabe Newell
>Oh wow Gabe, thanks for hiring us, what games are we going to be working on?
>Games?

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In case you were just guessing, you're right. It's from an article about service boys in some middle eastern shit hole that sit in the backs of buses for hours getting fucked by everyone who cares to have a go.

>They are going to loose half of their life in development hell.

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I mean
They get to fuck around making whatever they want
There's no deadlines
That's like the opposite of stealing years from them

Please, please Dilate.

What the fuck

90% sure that's from an article about Bacha Bazi in Afghanistan, so yeah he's been getting raped regularly without a doubt

maybe look at the entire image you aspie

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacha_bazi
I decided to look it up again

Every single dev would love to work at valve.

Large income, join or drop projects as you please, no crunch at all, largest cafeteria in washington.

Sounds like a dream come true.

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fuck you retard