How do you respond without sounding mad?

:^)

"gg ez"

>uwu

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*cums*

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"gg"
if u got smacked admitting u got smacked is the most admirable thing to do in that situation.

Jon kills Daenerys

If I must respond
>GG

have sex

>Report for fixing matches

Why would I even say anything to a bunch of fucking faggots? That's how you get banned and make threads on Yea Forums about how much of a faggot you've been.

are we literally reposting on Yea Forums now?

ggwp

i'm not shit i actually suck

How can I stop you from reposting the same thread every day without sounding mad?

if you play games that ban people just for saying gg ez, you are a faggot yourself and probably a zoomer too
videogames without the bants are soulless trash

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Flirt with him to make him uncomfortable, it works vs "have sex" posters too.

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You don't, you sit back and watch some seething retarded sperg about about it

>ignoring rule nr1.

>report
>go to Yea Forums
>see a nigger making a salt post after getting banned
>play along and shitpost that reporting toxic behavior is for cucks to make him feel like he belongs in this cesspit
>stalk his steam page for when he buys the game again
>friend request him after rearranging my profile to 'fit in'
>join a game with him
>proceed to be the shittiest teammate possible
>get him to say nigger
>report for toxic behavior
>come onto Yea Forums to await his salt post.

gg ez

Have sex with me.

YAH SO WHAT IF I MADE A POO POO AT LEAST IM NOT
[SPOILER]the game[/spoiler]

> Check scoreboard
> He fed all game and is bottom scoring
Not even worth my time or the effort typing a witty response

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>How do you respond without sounding mad?
Say "GG EZ" before they do.

Every single time.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I spoilered Endgame in the ingame chat.

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

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The better you get the more you appreciate your opponent, no spite just admiration, so I tell him he's a faggo.

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sir that has to be the most autistic thing ive seen on Yea Forums in the last three hours, and i've been on this board for 3 hours today.

Good game, god bless :)

and a bottle of rum!

gg ez

mad as fuck lmao

lol cope incel

Come on, cutie. No need to be so mean.