Dog fist

>dogs
Today I will remind them....

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I root for the fox

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It's like a gen1 sprite on gameboy

>Lovecraft was had cat brain parasites all along
woah...

>loves cats
>dies from cat aids
LOL

cats are just to stupid to understand what you want them to do

Miruna

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>Name's his cat N____
Well, that's a bit hypocritical of him

Lovecraft was a smart guy but giving cats "'personalities" beyond the most simple of simple (playful, grouchy, anxious) is insane. They have tiny little empty peanut brains that lead to empty, cold eyes.
>BUT MY CAT IS DIFFERENT!
No, your cat is not different. Your cat is retarded. Dogs are retarded but there are breeds with the intelligence of a toddler that can recognise contextual word usage. Cats are way easier to have around and way lower maintenance though, and they way people treat dogs like babies and pamper them is fucking disgusting. They're animals, not kids.

More or less this.

it's funny cause cats are dumb af
cosmosmagazine.com/biology/it-s-official-dogs-are-smarter-than-cats
huffpost.com/entry/cats-facts-jerks_n_4520552

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shib

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Rats are smarter than cats

Cats, such useless creatures for weak, idle people.

This i can believe.

I came to laugh, not cry.

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From my experience, they work differently than dogs.
In an attempt to teach one a trick with a clicker he correctly deduced that clicks mean treats. Unlike a dog, he didn't do the trick to receive the treat, he would take the clicker and click it hoping to get a treat.
He got the idea of it, but it didn't work as intended.
I wouldn't call cats stupid, but it's hard to gague how smart they are when it's a chore to even get them to play along.

You can say niggerman over here, advertisers don't mind.

Is that really the same dog? Fuck.

For dissing on dogs and their owners he was a pretty close minded rascist.

Milkies

Lovecraft was for plebs. Literally just a version of William Hope Hodgson that can't write for shit. Makes sense he would be a catnigger.

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Yes, doggo get old.

She's dying, anons. Say your goodbyes.

yes she's nearly 15 now

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aaaaa

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depends on the cat too, one of my cats was actually pretty smart, while the other one was fucking retarded and strange thing is that you could actually see that in its eyes, like there was absolutely nothing going on in its head, just empty eyes of an idiot

this just proves that they are smarter than dogs

not vidya

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Christ it look so.. tired

suck my fucking dick

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>doggo

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And? Pigs are smarter than dogs, and cats and dogs are smarter than most other pets but none the less people don't value their pets based on intelligence.

that's just three foxes in the fox picture and the dog is just turning around really fast

pigs are livestock animals and have never been anything more
they are food

dogs evolved to be human companions and helpers

How the fuck is a character creator in a game not videogames?

It's just the same dog just not 30 Instagram filters on it.

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>Dog lover
>Was had
Checks out.

Pigs are horrible animals and I am sick of people venerating them. They just randomly start eating their owners sometimes and are just tremendous, selfish cunts.

>japanese """"""comedy""""""""

I can literally command my cat and it'll listen.
They just don't feel like doing it.

Well, you were using intelligence to determine worth no?
And plenty of people have pet pigs, so once again, what is your point?

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I find the "LE PIGS SO SMART" meme to be a bit ridiculous too. There is no fucking way a pig is smarter than a GSD or Border Collie.

Holy shit I just Google that.

HE NAMED HIS CAT NIGGER MAN

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>Steam thread
>Vydyaigaime character creator
>Vydia tattoo
>Dog thread
See the difference yet?

And dogs don't attack or kill their owners or people near them on a regular basis?
By that measure you can also call them horrible animals.

pigs are used to found truffles, they have an excellent flair for it

>When, long ago, the gods created Earth
>In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
>The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
>Yet were they too remote from humankind.
>To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
>Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
>A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
>Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.
- H.P. Lovecraft, 1912

DESPITE

Regular basis is the part that people will disagree with you on. Compare the stats of dog owners vs dog attacks and you'll see why you get so many (You)'s

Yes he did.

>MY CAT IS DIFFERENT!
No, it's not. You're delusional. Cats are fucking stupid, science has proven they are stupid.

Pigs are actually smarter than most dog breeds, they're just horrifically worthless, cuntish animals that are bred to be eaten and as such have no reason to develop social bonds, with socialisation being one of the mot important aspects to developing an animals intelligence. They're basically what catfags think cats are but, you know... actually that way instead of pure delusion.

When a dog attacks its owner, there's normally a reason. It may not be a good or intelligent reason, but there will be one. You can fall asleep and a pig will just walk over to you and eat your face. Hell, if you fall into a crowded pig pen, there's a good chance they will just start fucking eating you, no matter your "bond" to them.

ᵘᵐᵐᵐ ʰᵉʷʷᵒ

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yo wtf is all this pig hate? pigs outclass cats and dogs

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While Lovecraft is eternally B&R for his political views, I will excuse him for his cat views because he probably had that cat parasite in him.

Not on a regular basis you fucking mongoloid.
You don't see news saying "dog doesn't beat anybody" fucking braindead retard.

My cat can literally open doors by himself, that's not being stupid

Pig apologists get turned to bacon, too.

many different sniffer hound breeds do it better than pigs
pigs are just a cheap and less effective alternative

user, Keyboard Cat is dead

I can open doors by myself and I am fucking retarded. Checkmate.

youtu.be/HBCpbL4ODf4?t=9

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damn dude, dont takes pigs so seriously. there just pigs

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Beastars was so fucking good holy shit

Can't we all just get along?

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The amount of fanart proves what normalfags social media garbage this is

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dogs are also livestock
globally more people eat dogs than do not, let that sink in dogfag

>was
correct. now it's shit

Imagine a grown ass man typing this completely unironically.

>People
>"PEOPLE"

The only people who matter don't.

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>people
>eat dogs
I think you mean "people"
Wolves were first domesticated somewhere is Europe over 15,000 years ago, what other non races do with them is irrelevant

at least they will be around in 60 years unlike white pepo

YAA

Based mods

Literally impossible

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dozens of people do it in every animal thread on Yea Forums
>birb, snek, porker, pupper xD
this board is 100% reddit

Retard, Always root for the Underdog

Good, I will be glad to be dead.

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Ah lovecraft was also infected by toxoplasma so his brain was broken

Imagine how much hp

yeah, okay buddy

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it's gonna be a long winter, brother

>globally more people shit in the streets than in toilet
>what about them apples toiletfag
Literally you

Checking out his profile, he's a rich guy who likes guns and moderates a subreddit with 27 subscribers called MAGAmorons. I wasted 20 seconds of my life learning this.

does your crow have autism?

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That's clearly a raven you avianlet faggot.

Cat owners are their pets equal and consider it a compliment.

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Why would you even bother going through the motions

Big CHUNGUS on the chonky chonk :D

>superior people choose superior animals
>chooses a cat, the probably most useless animal you could keep

What did he mean by this?

are those kids naked?

Curiosity. Part of me expected a woman, seeing it was an adult male with a professional job was kind of weird and I am not sure if it's worse or better.

Dogs are fucking useless too. Don't pretend your goblinoid chihuahua is going around saving lives instead of eating and shitting on the sidewalk.

>Please sir, let us hide in the back! And if a very hairy man asks for us just say you never saw us!

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Funny as fuck first, then I noticed the missing leg. Now it's funny and sad.

he had aspergers too and as we all know autists have bizarre extreme obsessions with stupid things

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You're overthinking it. All successful people prefer cats to dogs. That's just a fact.

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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

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Chinks aren't people.

>choosing mammals
lmao

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Fuck

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Is it missing an arm?

MAMMALFAGS BTFO.
AVIAN CHADS RISE.

God or the universe needs to send another meteor. This experiment has run its course. Let's reset and start again.

>dogs are used in every police and military force on the planet
>cats poop in a box

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>china
>more dogs
Gee, I wonder why....

>mexican rat thing
If it doesn't resemble a wolf in appearance or stature it's not a dog.

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>>dogs are used in every police and military force on the planet
well yes, dogs are tools, not pets

haha, a silent hill reference

>Dogs eat babies for supper
>Cats recognize the threat and beat up dogs before they get a chance to eat babies for supper

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All the countries dogs are food have more dogs. Who would have fucking thought...

funny, then sad, then spooky

Is it trying to blend in with the humans? Or is it just trying to not use his stubble?

From the thumbnail I thought this was gonna be that penguin shitting webm for some reason.

The way the Chinese treat dogs is disturbing, but then again the way most people treat pets is disturbing. There is this trend (was a trend?) for Chinese dog owners to force their dogs to do "cute hopping walks" by basically forcing them to walk on red hot surfaces and burn the bottoms of their feet to make them hop from foot to foot so they could post it on social media.

It really fucks me up knowing people can treat living things that way, and it makes me consider becoming vegan out of principle.

>heh, now i'm going to use my 20% of power

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Smash.

Go pick up your dog's shit before you get fined, maybe one day you'll manage to potty train it.

all animals are tools, man can mold them as he sees fit

cats are just too stupid and useless

>posting the nigger of the canine world as all dogs
when tyrone gangrapes and murders a family I dont blame all humanity for it

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>tfw only bird that can't fly
feelsbadman

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Cats have literally done nothing for mankind except kill rats while dogs and wolves have been crucial to mankind since we were beating rocks together

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99 STR
99 VIT
12 DEX

>Morocco
>2x more dogs than cats
aren't dogs haram?

cats literally shit in the house in a box and spread toxoplasmosis to humans that way

dunno what you're getting

Retard, your dog only likes you because of brainwashing for millenia

>Not all dogs

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It's just a pitbull smiling, what's the problem?

>it's a pet cuck thread
Fuck off with your spam. It doesn't belong on here or any board except for you shithole .
Do you spam because it bothers you so much when you realize your worthless dog doesn't care about you and is incapable of feeling complex emotions and is no different than a pet rock?
Is it because you know in the back of your mind how much of a cuck you are feeding this dumb animal everyday getting nothing in return? Literally picking up it's shit?
Both dog owners and cat owners are idiots and are completely cucked by their respective animals. They waste time and money providing for an animal that has basically no benefit personally or on a societal level.
It's even more disgusting when you realize the scale of it in western countries and the US.
Dogs and cats in the vast vast majority of cases (sorry but you're a not a blind farmer), are pure luxuries and not needed. The push by the pet industry and pet evangelists to normalize pet fetishization and seeing the pet as family member is disgusting and needs to be stopped. We have people think of dog as family member and on level of human, why is this okay? It's like normal person version of waifus, except they have even more cognitive dissonance and it has much worse impacts on our lives. Waifus are mostly harmless. Compare to dogs which average has carbon footprint of two SUVs and there are about 80 million dogs in the US alone. Why should accept this? All this waste just so some sad fucks can delude themselves into thinking their brainless pet "loves" them?
How retarded is the idea of no kill shelters? We have an epidemic of stray dogs that are useless and a drain on system at best. So what do pet lovers do? They campaign so that they cannot be killed and instead we have to waste money and time caring for these dogs that do nothing and will simply die eventually. Strays should simply be killed on the spot and it should be legal for any one to kill one. Similar to population control for deer.

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Is he the original enlightened fedora lord?

Same reason your mother likes you, then?

B A S E D
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when a nigger kills people I don't blame whites

>it advances at the end
Truly the nigger of dogs, no wonder they love these fuckers so much.

>smiling
How delusional are pitbullfags? Christ. Even worse one family who owns one moved in not far from my home. If that nigger dog gets anywhere close to my lawn and my dogs I'll shoot it.

FLYING MAMMALCHAD DODGES FLIGHTLESS SHITTER AVIRGINS

Probably. Guy was dumb as a rock. Failed basic school and was deathly afraid of modern technology like refrigerators. Wrote a story about otherwordly colors when every 10-year old on the planet already know that the human spectrum of vision is limited.

Then you're going away to prison for 5 years, you gun-toting savage.

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He looks like he's about to rip someone's face off. Imagine actually living with that thing.

It is jap meme so it is fine.

based and pet-pilled

Delicious pasta

I wonder who's behind this post?

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in most red states shooting an aggressive animal on your property is totally legal

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>laughs at you

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BEWARE OF retarded /pol/sperm

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>hitler
doesn't look too scared

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Truly the most accurate DEX vs. STR

What a cunt.

When you see this shit you really start to feel for those Indian villagers who had their fucking homes attacked and their families murdered by these gigantic cunts. Imagine grabbing a bunch of rocks and sticks with your friends and going out into the jungle only to be picked off one by one and hearing the horrible screams of Pajeet being disemboweled in the distance before the beast closes in on you and all you have to defend yourself is a sharp rock.

>Pitbull tries to get on my lawn and attack my dogs
>nog allowed to kill it
Where do you live, California?

>ur dumb
nice argument

Being gud always trumps stats.

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American education

Literally peak pet performance

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>Japan has more dogs than cats

>Keeping collies as pets
This is animal cruelty.

>ayy lemme just get a quick succ

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Ohayou goshujinsama!

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long bois are cute

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THE ONE WITH THE SHARPEST FANGS WINS

based bengal tigers

>no wonder they love these fuckers so much
Also white trash loves these dogs too more than blacks i would say.

Otters have really loose skin and that one was wet. Zero chance of them latching on.

that's not Hitler retard

whats going on in here

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I can't believe they fall for it playing dead like 5 times.