Why do I keep seeing posts that say "have sex"?

like a bag of sand

like fucking your sex doll except it's warmer, wetter and louder

salty coin of sandbag

They must be offering

Don't have sex, sex only hurt us.

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the first successful discord meme

Betas came up with it to try to convince women to stop fucking alphas because they didn't "love them" and that somehow it should stop them from having sex with them.

hahah

Like fucking a bag of sand

effort to pleasure ratio is worse than masturbating

milky sand and salt

Smellier too.

If you have sex, they'll stop saying it.

we need to add:
>have sex
>cope
to the list of Yea Forums buzzwords

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Please help me brothers, we must stop people from breeding, bringing more people into this world only create more suffering, please help in making a world without kids.

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sandmind

Okay, just making sure i got this right, if i were to aquire a bag of sand would I ever have a need for a woman?

Well said.

-Jeff

I've filtered the term and noticed my life improve significantly.

>seething
Don't forget that one too.

lol incel spotted

is this that netflix show with the zombies

häve sëx

so you know that game you keep hearing about being the greatest game ever, so you finally decide to take the chance and buy it?
yeah, you buy that game and enjoy the first bit of it, but there's little to no new content getting released
eventually you get tired of playing that game because you have to pull a mountain of cords out of the closet to even get the thing to work
the name of that game is sex
there is a dlc for it called marriage where you have to pay a lot of money or pay basically your entire paycheck if you dont go to the time sensitive events

This.
Feels 3 times as good, but takes hundreds of times more effort.

u can also get som shit on ur dick if u hit from behind and she hadded some of the greasy pizza you had with her earlier

engage in intercourse

>tfw no cute jap girl will ever tell you this

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It hard to have sex if you ugly.

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nope
everyone can afford a prostitute

clever. why would you want to ruin that?

>there are people on this board who are 25+ years and still never had sex
literally impossible
ive seen the ugliest lards with cute gfs and you niggers still cope here every day

Sauce?

Wrong. Women came up with to trick men into thinking that they are obligated to be emotionally invested in whoever they fuck.

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u dont need looks lol did u go to highschool?

>ive seen the ugliest lards with cute gfs
holy shit same, personality?, do you think the girl ever thought to herself
"damn this faggot sure is ugly"

even if they did falling for that trick makes you the dumbass

Redpill me on male enhancement pills, Yea Forums. I'm pretty sure I need it since I always deathgrip jerk it and I don't wanna ruin my first time

Sex is overrated

Yeah that's the thing.
If it's going to be like that why bother desu. I'd rather just fap and be done with it.

Sex is in my way of reaching enlightenment.

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Sauce?

That literally doesn't count.

that's because people here don't even try
everyone can get a gf if they try hard enough and have no standards

Jew scam just like “premature ejaculation” being a disorder and homosexuality and transgenderism NOT being one

Probably feels pretty good hahahaha

>good looking but nigger lips
VERY FUCKING FUNNY

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why would i give money to some slut when i can just jerk off for free, fucking retard

Because you have to have a family and children

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>having sex doesn't count as having sex
XD

It's a good thing you'll last longer.
You can just jerk off afterward after she's gone if you need to.

if youve ever been in love with a girl who is also in love with you its pretty easy to see it in her eyes. like in the way she looks into yours. you can tell when a women is in love with you regardless of looks.