I can't believe they're actually doing a Chris Chan reference in the Sonic movie

What saga was this made in and why did it happen?
I know the second question's futile. I just wanna be sure.

I hope the Teen Troon Squad make a cameo.

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A CWC film unironically has a lot of potential. Mary Lee Walsh as the main villain for the first movie. Clyde Cash as the second movie villain. And Michael Synder and Liquid Chris as the third movies villains.

Movie suits wouldn't have the balls. The gotta go fast was as much meme as were getting. Not like I expect Jim Carrey to say pingas or some shit so not surprising

Jackie. It was him trying to prove he was part Cherokee indian

He'll definitely say it though

I wonder how CWC feels about this movie? Has he done any recent videos?

>no tan arms
dont make me pepper spray you

he really hates it and thinks its an abomination

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ZAP TO THE EXTREME

>"UNGA-WUNGA" is a piece of art produced by Chris. Chris is pictured having hanky-panky with what is supposed to be Jackie up against a tree, with a group of 'native' people cheering and mass debating

Will Chris have his unclit in a scene as well?

jerkops

I think a movie about CWC would be better off if you focused on the disconnection between Chris's fantasies and his reality.
>Opening scene is Chris having wacky adventures in CWCville with his brightly coloured cartoon friends, he looks like the muscle bound Chad he imagined himself to be
>It cuts to the dreary reality of Chris's life, filled with bleak colours, clutter all around his room and grime which has accumulated on everything over the years
>He then waddles down the stairs, showing the full ruination of his body and his surroundings

Didn't you know? Using Gangsta Paradise in the trailer is actually a reference to that time when Chris made their own parody of the song some time ago. It's a very obscure reference.
youtube.com/watch?v=t-uY2QpW51I

No, the movie will cover his pre-tranny days primarily the first few sagas in 06-08.

Fund it. All my money.

TGT movie WHEN?

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Fuck Jim Carrey, I refuse to watch it because of him, he's one of the shittiest celebrities and people don't say shit about him

>anti-vax figurehead
>gave a gf herpes, got her hooked on drugs, then dumped her. She kills herself. He countersues her family.
>draws lunatic Trump derangement syndrome artwork for Twitter asspats
>is only in shitty movies now
What a fucking asshole

Actually sounds very good, I'd watch it.

>troon
go back to ten bux

This movie is gonna be hot as fuck

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That's the anatomy of a post op tranny. At least without the pus and gore.

actual clam
>CPU
its been 2 years already since he picked up the nep shit?

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Too dark, should be opposite. CWC's fake world becomes reality. You want to make a film that's funny, not some Lasagna Cat dark shit.

Still makes me laugh, every fucking time.

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lmao

>Chris having sex with his "son," Sonichu, in order to fulfill a prophecy to bring Crystal into the world.

>2 years
Christ. And now it's been incorporated into Chris' doomsday prophecy.
What a hell it'd be with Chris in charge of the world.

is this real?

>During the Idea Guy saga, the troll convinced Chris that Magi-Chan foretold of a prophecy in which Crystal would be born by Chris mating with Sonichu. He also informed Chris that if this was drawn, he wouldn't have to do it in real life. Chris complied

The finale of the movie is Chris sitting all alone in Branchland Court, staring vacantly at nothing in the living room. Barb is nowhere to be seen, neither is Bob. He declares that CWCville is real to no one in particular. All of it is real. He's going to prove it. Some time later, authorities arrive on the ashes of Branchland Court. Chris's body isn't found, but they found a single framed photograph which is mysteriously untouched by the fire.

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Yeah it's a cameo, Sonic shakes off the yellow paint, and the guy takes off the shirt. It's only five seconds.

im constantly surprised how brain dead he is.. youd think after 10 years i'd start expecting it

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Of course it isn't real you idiot

source?

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It's clearly more than "high functioning autism" at this point. Guy is clearly fucked in the head. Whether it was always there under the surface or got unlocked from all the years of trolling is anyone's guess.

Dimensional merge fucking when?
CHRIS YOU SONUVABITCH YOU FUCKING PROMISED!!

Chris loves his dog

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>I am half-Sonichu and half-Pokemon, thus making me a "furry".

Don't worry. Soon we'll all go to sleep for like 20 years while Chris and his fellow heroes help the merge go through safely.

No really, that's the copout he gave.

I'm disappointed too, user.

>"Sonic is not impressed by this movie!"
>How do you know that Chris?
>"Uhhh, I asked him, duh!"

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So chris is gonna an hero and emulate the batman shooter right? If he assaulted a man over blue arms I'm sure he'd genocide a movie theater for that movie.

I'm not sure why but that picture is extremely depressing to look at

Based Christine making sure we're all safe and are able to enjoy the comforts of our fake 2d wives

>Because of time dilation though, it will take a little bit longer in Earth 1218. By your human calendar in that universe, the merge should be complete by the end of 2038. 2018 here, 2038 in 1218.

>In 20 short years, you should start seeing manifestations of what you people so cynically call "fictional characters". You might literally shit your panties when you see Bugs Bunny in real life! (But be polite, he looks a little rough. Makeup on television can work wonders.)

>Goodbye for now!

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imagine the smell

I feel you deserve the actual image.

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holy shit, is that elliot rodger's gay cousin next to chris?

I'd rather not

God, I hope he does something. I love that they kept the blarms for the movie.

Ill always love that not only has cwc drawn porn but that he always puts his name on it like someone else is going to claim it.

It would be a good psychological horror movie, Chris doing all of the shit he does, in his head thinking he is some mighty king, not realizing that he is nothing but an outcast. king of the world, but his world is nothing.

imagine it
smell it
inhale it
let the odor hug the walls of your nostrils
have it kiss your tongue and slide down your throat
every smell from every corner of chris chan's body

Recently Chris Chan hunted ghosts.
youtube.com/watch?v=cYHPLqr5hGo&t

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I wonder how often his dad and dog haunt him.

Wait wut

youtube.com/watch?v=HF_MwNdXN1o
Goes well with the picture.

If you try to make Troon into a word you are an absolute faggot lol.

2bh it would be great if thats where the vag was, ngl

>His mom lays dead in a chair, rotting away
>"Oh mom, you look so beautiful today! Yes, we're going to be doing some more remodeling in cwcville today!"

It makes you wonder why his parents haven't mercy killed him yet.

>no doggy
no thanks

Barb barely has the strength to help Chris beg for money let alone put him down before she turns to dust. Bob clearly missed his chance. His legacy is a lolcow.

you could absolutely get it in there doggy style. your just have to thrust upwards more than forwards. also the butt is presumably still where it belongs

Detective Pikachu will have Sonic make an appearance in the post credit scene setting up the sonichu cinematic universe

Jesus lads that's grim. I'd watch it tho. That ending is kino. It reminds me of the ending of Akira for some reason. Like maybe Tetsuo was saved or became something greater in the end.

Bob must be spinning in his grave so fast that if you dug him up, his corpse would break a land speed record.

Of course he spins that fast. He's one of the few half-Sonichu in existence after all.

I AM CHRISTINE

Fucking brilliant.

BUNGA BUNGA

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Does Chris still canonically hate niggers?

Who doesn't?

I thought this Sonic movie couldnt get any more cringe
Turns out I was wrong

did his parents ever get chris help for his clear issues?
I always feel so bad for him because it seems like everything that happened is due to neglect.

They were "old fashioned" and believed getting him professional help was still sending people to asylums and shit. Chris got the shortest end of the stick when it comes to fixing his issues.

By doing a reenactment drawing of custard‘s revenge?

Well, the guy has autism but not a severe case (no, no matter what you think, autists can get much worse than him)
He would fare better with some guidance but thats expensive and maybe his parents dont have an insurance

> thinks sonic is a real person
He really needs some help. I fear he’s going to kill his mother, and then die not by natural means but in some stupid way that only he can think of

You’re kidding he’s a anti-vax. I mean come on he looks brighter than that

His dad was your usul Christian boomer so all he thought of was "teaching him the good Christian values", which just made him parrot the usual stuff against gays and niggers, which didn't really do anything since he became a tranny anyway.

she came for cwc

Jenny McCarthy I think was the one who got him on it

Of course it’s Grim man you got bob Who was probably the only person who kept him in check, and you got his mother who pretty much caused Chris downfall and is slowly losing her mind.It is sad when you think about it

kino. the first act and the ending are pretty much written now. if you can fill a second act with some conflict and memes you've got an oscar winner on your hands

And people say autism doesn't pay off

Probably. It's a bit muddy. I remember that he said he wouldn't date a black girl, because the future daughter he would see in his dreams was white.

Can you fix someone as bad as Chris/tine?

youtube.com/watch?v=ct_Gem8qvnE

I've watched this at least two dozen times, and it's painful to watch everytime.

I’ve known about cwc from the beginning and I always think I’ve seen everything but about once a year something happens that makes me laugh again. Truely amazing

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>Bundy-chu
Does Chris just take anything he hears about and turn it into a fursona?

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>he's almost 40
I stopped making memes about the guy, it's just sad at this point how fucked he is.

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So how long until Barbara withers away and Chris is forced to move into an asylum or be homeless, and meets his grim end?

I was just checking and it seems that she died but he didn't make it official.

I'd find it difficult to believe that he wouldn't post about it if she died.

It's sad, yeah. I wonder if he'd of been any better off if the internet hadn't gotten ahold of him.

I can't stop being fascinated when there's a happening.

I see both sides of the coin here. Making his mother's death official would absolutely be something Chris would do, as he gave away information and whatnot, but not making his mother's death official would allow him to beg for more money to "support" him and his mother.

I appreciate the point that:
>not making his mother's death official would allow him to beg for more money to "support" him and his mother.
But I don't think he's smart enough for that.

You're probably right. I may be giving him too much credit.
When will this horror story end?

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I don't know when, how, or where it'll end. But I'm positive it doesn't end well.

Just think, theres probably people like him that we have no idea about, hell there might even be people WORSE than him that we have yet to see.

In the trailer, normalfaggots would be praising it. That being said, it looks good, Jim Carrey fits the role, and I think it’s just standard mob mentality from reddit trying to destroy it.

Reddit hates it, Mr. Reddokur hates it, normalfags hate it, women hate it, so we should like it IMO.

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HE BETTER SAY PINGAS

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>portrayed by a man in the movie
THIS IS NOT EPIC.
NOT EPIC AT ALL.

We should eat shit and poke our eyes out as well, normalfags hate that so we should do it.

The only thing bad is how sonic looks.
The special effects and other characters seem pretty good.

Why? Most of the comments disapproving of it either don’t like the design of Sonic (“mommy my character doesn’t look cool enough wahhhh!”) or saying that Gabgster’s Paradise is a bad song choice, which it is, but the song used in the trailer has no bearing on how good the movie will be.

The actual plot and humor looked as good as standard capeshit, which redditors like yourself obsess over, so please explain why you dislike this movie without referencing the above two things.

>you either agree with me or you're a redditor
not how it works, bud.

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he knows too much, no wonder he went insane.

Makes me think hard you reddit retard.

You’re just another low self awareness zero sentience retard jumping on board a dumbass internet trend. The reasons you give for the movie (which you haven’t seen, LOL) being bad are the character design doesn’t look cool enough and the song used in the trailer is bad.

The acting, humor, dialogue, and plot are all on par with standard capeshit (which you love and pay money to go see). You however are low sentience and only judge things on a superficial level, you’re the kind of person who doesn’t play video games for the game itself but because you like to spend money on the character’s little costume. I suggest you end your life you low sentience retard.

youtu.be/SuaW5IzbnUc

This nigga is so trapped in his head I feel like shit just from reading this, like its somehow my fault. Did we do this? Did we make him this cookoo?

I don't care about the Sonic movie, because I don't care about Sonic. I haven't watched the trailer and I have no opinion on Sonic either way.

Is CWC the most well documented person alive?

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DON'T

CALL

ANYBODY

>Did we make him this cookoo?
Nah, that was Kiwifarms

BlueSpike

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You feel bad because part of him is you, and you see the paths that would lead you to become like him. He is the internet-messiah.

truly a modern masterpiece

Go to bed Chris.

>Most well documented person alive
More like ever

Beating your son and then allowing him unrestricted access to the internet where he broadcasts himself was absolutely the worst move Bob could make. That was like sending him down the degen path.

OH NONONONONONO
CHRIS IS MAD AGAIN

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we know more about chris than Jesus

desu I've seen worse other than the vagina placement

You’re dumb huh

You can bet someone will digitally edit the whole movie to be this.

Calm down Christine, go buy more LEGO lol

His mom id the exact same type as the mother from swat4s serial killer level, so no. Both his parents are retarded american puritans that believe everything will fix itself if you sacrifice a few animals to god or whatever puritans believe.

newfags

It's sort of second-hand social guilt, like how you might feel bad seeing a homeless guy or drugged up hookers or stray dogs. We benefit from belonging to a society which casts them aside, so even having done nothing to directly cause them grief you still feel the way you do. It's like survivor guilt, but on a social level.

Its lower than you think

You don't have those issues if you have proper parenting anyway.

HOLY SHIT

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Zebitas NO

Would be uncomfortable as fuck.
Have actual sex.

Everyone in the west virginia area should stay clear of movie theaters for a while, I have a feeling Chris's idea of a dimensional merge is gonna involve him and a high capacity rifle

>Chris talks as if Sonic is real and that he just so happens to be a friend of his.
Dear god, Chris has a fucking tulpa. God save us all.

The funniest thing to me is that Chris locked his Twitter account so only his followers can see his tweets, but he still keeps replying to people and tagging them, despite them not being able to see his posts.

you should watch the interview nazi dog guy did (I forget his channel) with chrischan, he treads carefully but it really highlights how completely detached from reality Chris is.

Bump

lol

Its fucked up but Chris draws better on paper than I do. My hands shake too much to make straight or curved lines. I'm dependant on stroke stabilizers.