How could a 19yo college girl survive the events of Resident Evil 2? Isn't it a bit unrealistic?

Anyone with a gun and half a brain could.

how smelly is her chode?

hahahahaAhA How smelly would it be if A gang of zombies surroundedd and gangbanfed her,, hahahahaha??!!??>

You know what was good? Those couple of weeks when RE2 had just come out when all shitposting subsided and everyone was just having a fun time talking about the game with the Chris Redfield meme. Now it's just shitty waifuposting again and people arguing about which games are good. I fucking hate all of you.

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shaddap

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Jordan posting was a thing even before game was out

I know. I specifically highlighted the couple of weeks period just after the game had come ou when people were mostly just talking about the game. That's why I said waifuposting AGAIN

>God created man and Sam Colt made them equal
That's how

why she so smug?

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>she sees your bepis

Because she's a 6-7/10 amateur model being held on a pedestal by a bunch of virgins because Capcom asked her to model for their game, likely because she was cheap to hire.

>Because she's a 6-7/10 amateur model being held on a pedestal
post your idea of a 10

>hfw

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So you wouldn't have sex in the missionary position?

It's a zombie game you fucking autist kill yourself.

She cute

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Certainly not a lanky girl a body like an ironing board lol

Based

FUCKING STOP

RE threads were always 50% waifu posting. Get with the program

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unironically based

how are you getting these videos. Is she sending you sexy stuff?

STEF

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Read my posts again. I'm saying they were better when they weren't

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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This is the fate Jordan deserves

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jwhy are you waifufags so low IQ? your brain is so fucking smooth.

she has instagram likes

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Where the titties at?

Why the FUCK won't she cosplay as Claire?

they'll come in when she's pregnant

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>tfw no flat lanklet gf

You're a virgin aren't you?

Isn't almost literally any event in Resident Evil a bit unrealistic?

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Feels good man. Why the hell would you want that?

Just looks like a dude with long hair.

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I want her to corner me and jerk me off.

she can survive my dick

I'm a man of peculiar tastes.

Seven minutes.

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rollin 4 4

>Jordan is 5'11"
Does she heightmog you bros?

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>tfw 5'6
Even better

Yes
And that's a good thing

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I CAN SEE HER NIPPLES!!

A true 10's is subjective

STOP MEMEING JORDAN, SHE'S NOT EVEN THE REAL CLAIRE REDFIELD! THAT'S STEPHANIE PANISELLO!

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retard

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quads says she's my wife now

Should've said double doubles bro

fail

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He's right, Stephanie recorded all the facial and body mocap animations for Claire. They used Jordan's scanned face (modified) with Stephanie's animations. It would make no sense to change Claire's body type from Stephanie's as well when the mocap data already matched up with hers

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So that's why Claire looks like a potato wearing an uncanny Jordan McEwen mask? It fucking finally makes sense.

no such thing as dubs on Yea Forums except 00 (or maybe only 000+)

I mean I am just speculating based on the fact that they are recording both her face and body w/ those little mocap dots for this cutscene footage with Sherry

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>doesn't get memes
fuck off oldfag

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She comes from a family of military gun nuts
Her brother and her went to the firing range for fun growing up
Shes the kinda person that comes strapped and open carry
The only thing thats shocking is that she didnt gun down the mayor

Blz 0 or 6

Explains why Claire looks like such a goblin in-game.

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She has the body of a 12 year old boy.

becca pls

Why bother wearing a bikini when you have no tits?

Because small tits are the best

She does not, she looks cute most of the time. Just some bad cutscene animations scrunch up her face all weird for certain expressions. And there is distortion from the game's default high FOV when you force her face near the camera / near the edge of the screen

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no

cant wait till these threads get autosaged, fuck you for looking for any reason to post your ugly skank washboard

Wrong.

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No one has the one she's dancing in the school?

wrong
>talking to girl online
>previously said she was D cup
>she sends me pic of herself
>massive milk tanks
>actually have dream she was riding me even though almost never have dream about people

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Post the pics, faget.

desu both small and large tits are based for different reasons

Based and nuancepilled

Claire is the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.

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that's the life cycle of every major game user
gotta learn to live with it
I know I had fun , hope you had too

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Are the RE movies worth watching? I think I only saw the first one.

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Yes

Jill > Claire

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I'm convinced nu-Mr. X was inspired by the killer in Blood and Black Lace.

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youve seen the best one, youre set

THIS

FUCKING THIS

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Now I understand catholic priests

Poor girl. Barely any breasts.

imagine exploiting this qt
those lucky bastards working at that modelling agency

She's very tough

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>qt

lmaoing @ ur shit taste bud

This

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>6'2
All the better for lifting her off her feet so she can wrap her legs around me as we kiss.

Ada Wong>>>>>>Claire Redfield

Yea, some people prefer a real woman

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Guys... real talk now. When are we going to stop obsessing over video games girls and celebrities and actually go outside and meet someone?

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Claire is wonderful.

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Vendetta is the best one

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Thank you for blurring those

Hopefully never.

Stop this shit meme.

It never stops. My gf is obsessed with Hex Maniac and D.Va.

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So you're saying....

Have sex?

>tfw 6'0, acceptably skinny, and handsome

Pre-RE2 remake I bet I could have gotten her number.

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Claire isn't your average college student

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I don't even know how I would actually meet a girl besides dating apps. I'd feel so out of place going solo at a bar. Cold calling anywhere else also feels completely alien to me. My only hope is either dating apps, or to get a group of normie friends and get girls through them by going out together.

I mean her face is nice isn't it?
couple cycle of cow hormones should fatten her up real quick

it's not fair anons

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I've never felt more betrayed in a video game than this moment

It's unironically dating apps. Otherwise, go home in on someone palatable in a discord server that isnt too bad.

How did an 18 year old college graduate survive re0 and re1?

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Why even put yourself in a side by side comparison if you’re going to lose?

Her face is okay but not so great that she would be getting all this attention if she hadn't been in a game.

If anything she'd be more op in real life. Slow moving sacks of meat are incredibly vulnerable to an agile human with access to weapons/guns/gasoline..

You think she made that pic herself?

Well that's why she should be grateful for us and capcom

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me on the right

You mean like how zombies created through bioterrorism and dudes punching rocks and rednecks with Wolverine powers and giant walking tofu and Bombastic Bag-man chainsaw wielding Spaniards are realistic?

I've only played a bit of RE4 and the Gamecube remake of the original for about 15 minutes each before I got sick of them so I am no expert, but the games did not strike me as overly concerned with realism.

you just know.

don't be dirty

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is that sayvi?

S T I C C
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I want to get her butt pregnant and have a black son

Kittens yes!

What kind of stupid name is Jordan?

Sorry she's Canadian, and burns those burger calories.

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L-l-like the river?

>Sticc as fuck
>Still has stretch marks

How does that even happen?

she's a big girl

For your game

Ahh she's so cute. I can t take it.......////

I don't think so.

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Nice job Clairefag

>no tits
>no ass
>no waist-hip ratio
>too tall
>act like a rich commiefornia white girl
She just has a nice face and that's it.

Uh oh

>too tall
manlet spotted

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She's sticc and tall at the same time, it just looks bad.
I'm 6'1''

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When women are receptive to us instead of showing disgust and only being interested in chad.
Its no accident we end up here.

I wonder how tight her vagina is?

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Same way a fucking skinny weak-ass nerd can survive Half-Life.

She had an hev suit?

I mean sherry was like 8 and she survived.
She even outruns a bunch of dobermans so whatever.

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Rollin for becca

I love my wife Jordan

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...

God damn that's fucking hot

Dubs and we all get a qt 3.14 gf

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i thought Yea Forums didn't like girls

I'm desperately in love with the idea of marrying a cute girl and starting a family.

haha ew wierdo

I don't care what that makes me, I want a wife like Jordan.

Gun™ belongs to Activision-Blizzard and is unaffiliated with CapCom and Resident Evil.

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Imagine if Claire got bit by a zombie and got the t virus? Haha

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I'd rather imagine her pregnant with my children.

Rock n' Roll

Claire gained motherly instinct superpowers in order to protect sherry

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