I have had sex several hundred times and all I play are N64 and early Xbox 360 games. Ask me anything

I have had sex several hundred times and all I play are N64 and early Xbox 360 games. Ask me anything.

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What's your secret?

Would you fuck me?

Weird.

I know it's a shitpost but it describes my life accurately, except its OG xbox and 360 games.

Damn Vash the Stampede you're so cool!

Me too, you're not special. Great taste in anime though.

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does any of this mean anything?
I cannot think of a more empty statement filled with such banality
millennials really are the worst generation

Don't be fat, exercize, use games as a reward for a good day's work, get extremely drunk while you play Gears of War and Starcraft 64 every night, and above all, constantly seek out new vagina but always make them think you're too good for them.

how can u do this when u dont have the will to live?

Thanks, check out Outlaw Star too.

realize that life has no meaning other than the meaning you give it, so live only to be a badass.

not even shitposting. my favorite game ever is banjo-kazooie: nuts and bolts.

>great taste
>anime
Pick one.

>Vash
>Had sex

Not even once

Trigun is pure kino, faggot

Spotted the incel LARPing as a chad.

What's you credit card number?

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Why is Perfect Dark so fucking good man?

Made by based Rare

Yeah play exclusively Tiger electronic games and as for sex I stopped counting at a million

Have you ever had sex with a man dying of plague?

Because it was Goldeneye with multiplayer bots, better music, and cool fucking guns. Timesplitters is good too but PD is amazing. Also check out Doom 64, Quake and Quake 2 on N64.

Have sex

why are you gay

anime is great if you don't watch garbage

Trigun is mad underrated. It pretty much does the Batman thing way better than Batman.

>Trigun
>underrated
It was babby's first seinen anime back in the early 2000s.

I’ve had sex with about 50 women, I’ve also had my dick sucked by cute twinks. I don’t fuck them but I let them get on their knees and blow me to assert my dominance as the alpha male. I’m currently doing a play through of Morrowind, the true Chad gentleman gamers epic masterpiece of choice. I’m also slightly overweight and love getting drunk and have somewhat of a beer belly. Just be yourself bros.

That's Bebop. Trigun was never as popular despite it being really enjoyable.

People saw Vash being a moralfag and thought you were supposed to think he was being realistic.

Posts Vash so it must be true

did you fuck mommy or sister?

How many have you impregnated Vashu?

>bragging on Yea Forums
What's the point? Do you seek validation? I've fucked 30+ girls, 1 guy, and tranny (male) and I'm barely 20.

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Based

Is the tranny sex anywhere near as awesome as my lewd Javanese picture books make it out to be?

I just like putting my cock in holes, so it was pretty fine. Unless you're lucky, you'll never find trannies/traps that lookmore than 50% passible

Pete, I'm begging you...

I came to say Milly a Cute

Vash was a cool dude who deserved happiness.