A Hat in Time

>miles better than Chapter 1 by miles
apparently I am going senile mid-post but you get the point

The fucking parade level though. Ch3 is really fun though.

It has a DLC called NYAKUZA, HOW CAN A DLC BE GOTY BY JUST THE FREEKIN NAME?!

Why it made Yea Forums mad as fuck?

Devs weren't interested in releasing a Switch port and people here were seething

But Yea Forums has loved it since it released.
The only bad part is Death Wish and not even all of it, just some of the shit like 10-second train rush.
>Inb4 Tranquility
Doesn't excuse inherently bad design such as asking you to do a speedrun of a level, but then not letting you have a normal version of a level to practice on because you changed the layout of things.

that level is fucked solely because it's so hard to land on wires. I can't imagine how difficult it is to 100% that one.
I lost my shit when they brought the parade mechanic into the bossfight too. That whole boss was amazing

Tfw hat kid will never turn me into a cute twin/clone/doppelganger of her

Hat in time is a near perfect platformer. The only people who dislike it are people who have interacted with the pedophiles who draw art.
The pedophiles should be set on fire, no sympathy for them

Why it made reddit and resetera angry?

>Spent past few days slowly working through Death Wish towards all the cosmetics so I can look my best for the Yea Forums lobbies
See ya'll soon.

wait why did this game make people mad as fuck? I want to get it at some point, just waiting for like a $5 sale some day.

OP is being a faget to lure people in.

Hat girl is one of those games that's just fun, no try hard story or shitty Hollywood tier writing.

I got a key for $8 in time to get the first dlc for free, seems like it was pretty worth it so far.

Needed a couple more levels to be honest with you

Lacks polish, which I think is a bit concerning given how long it was in development and how little content there actually is.

I'd rather see Gears for Breakfast make a sequel/new game than putz around on Hat in Time two years post-release

They promised their backers 7 full chapters and this cat one is the last one required. So if they're going to move on, it'll be after the bugfixing for the cat update.

Okay but legitimately, convince me to buy this after playing Odyssey

>Looking forward to playing with Yea Forums on giant Workshop levels.
Fucking this. It's gonna be a blast.

>Hat Royale

It's has a real charm and originality in it instead of sucking it's own dick because of nostalgia. It's a tight plataformer with a far charismatic story, it's a win win.

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fear the working vagina

Didn't make me mad, I honestly enjoyed it more than Odyssey.

honestly theyve taken so long and refuse to give more info, im just assuming theyve realized porting it to switch in any playable manner is too hard and theyre waiting till we stop caring to break the news

>tfw I'm going to be a cosmeticlet and look like shit compared to snatcher hat kids
why shouldn't I just end it all

Just pirate it and see for yourself. It's one of the few games that made me buy it within the first hour after pirating.

>made Yea Forums mad as fuck
>was shilled endlessly and still has nearly-daily threads talking about how great it is
>only people bitching are the usual crowd of people bitching about how popular it is

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why are these kids so smug?

Only incels can see a smug face on those happy kids, you aren't a virgin, are you?

I picked it up a few days ago and beat it almost 100% in like two sittings, not bad but felt very much like it was made for practice with how every world functioned so differently and how they just kind of ditched relics after the first two worlds. Going to try out the first DLC later.

youtube.com/watch?v=GDxS8oK6hCc

IT'S HERE, CUKCS. Gears just uploaded this a few hours ago. What do you guys think?

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no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>forced nigger
>lied about paying for DLC

fuck off

That's pretty weird actually. But it probably makes good background music.

Dropped

I wish they let you play as the black girl in singleplayer. As is you'll only see the model by plugging in another controller.

I wish there wasn't a nigger in it at all. I bet there weren't even any on the staff, they just put her in to be "inclusive" or some faggot shit.

>imagine being a male over 14 and playing this game
castrate yourselves.

what kind of fucking looser would buy it on switch?
they miss out on all the fantastic mods.

HOLY FUCKING BASED. Hat in Time for 18 bucks is a pretty great deal. I'll pick up the DLC when I'm done with the main game.

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Global rule #2: You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

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And the new DLC has music by Nelward. That's pretty cool too.

Whats with you faggots and getting upset that a black character is in the game? I have no seen one instant where the character is SJW fodder.

/pol/ proved they can't take jokes with the ethical consumption of capitalism book when the game takes as many shots towards the left as well.

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Good game, too bad they didn't release the DLC on the ps4. Playing platformers on pc sucks.

You can just use your controller on PC retard.

Calling it now: Gears for Breakfast is next on Epic's acquisition list.

It's not the same thing.

They're using Steam's API for their latest DLC, if anything they're glued to the platform now.

>WE
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It is if you hook your PC up to your TV

Hat Kid!!!!!

i did a thing

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thank you

>It's not the same thing
>sitting in front of a screen with your controller is not the same as sitting in front of a screen with your controller

i got in for like $5 months ago off of G2A i think

Hat in time or Mordhau?

OK, I'll bite. What makes her forced?

Yea Forums loves hat in time the only time I ever saw people being salty where some autists mad they insisted no switch and then changed their minds.
And shitposters memeing about the black girl.

Humor me on this
Hat Kid and Sackboy begin working together

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bought this game the other day and am loving it
its like im playing SM64/sunshine all over again

>Switch version will include the one previous DLC and receive no support afterwards
>Every other console included the base game and received no support afterwards
Sure Gears just keep on finding new suckers to sell broken games to. I'm sure leaving a massive amount of people with broken copies and no option to purchase future content is an excellent business decision.

>not playing on PC
what's the point, you don't even get workshop or nothin'

peck

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So what the fuck kind of bird is he?

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>store.steampowered.com/app/253230/A_Hat_in_Time/
Is it worth picking up the base game +DLC with the discount?

I want to blow air on hat kids tummy.

I can't remember where but there was a piece of promotional material that implies that he isn't a bird and he's the only one that doesn't realize it.

Some Yea Forumsermin were salty about the black loli calling it anti-white.

youtu.be/erPE0d5EyZY
happy 6mo anniversary

I heard nyakuza online shit only applies to certain chapterz, whi h pretty fucking gay and im not 100% to buy it now

source?

I'm upset the plush looks kind of bad

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>too bad they didn't release the DLC on the ps4.
yet or just refuse to?

I'm 100% to buy it just for the new content.
Hoping the DLC also segments dyes and outfits so I can combine say the Witch outfit with a dye rather than being locked into basic Witch outfit.

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Is that a hand puppet?

no, both are plushies but left is official

it's a shame that nintendo has basically abandoned odessey

It looks fucking awful lile cheap knockoff

Is the game good though? I want to get it. I'm going to get a cheap key for $10 because I want the dlc multiplayer later.

POST THE MOANING PLEASE I NEED IT

I know Hat Kid leaves the planet at the end of the game but if literally even one single character in the main cast doesn't return in the sequel I'm gonna burn down GfB's metaphorical internet headquarters

This innocent game makes retardera mad, and it is actually FUN. That is good enough for me. I just wish Seal the Deal didn't break it for my system.

yeah, the body is way too small and the pic they used in the trailer show it off don't even show it's best angle either. I think it looks better in the shop I may still buy it since he's cute

Makes sense, things like the haunted hosue chapter might not work in online.

>he doesnt want a 50 players battle royal over the hiding spot

faggot

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blessed game, just bought it and mario oddesy is on my list along with rayman origins to get.

The joke is that I wasn't a racist until I was well over 18.

>Le smug loli girl
>cute as heck xD

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PECK

>weeb nigger
not even once

I unironically like alpine skylines

Have sex.

Why wouldn't you? It's a fun level.

Based gears 4 breakfast is saving 3d platformers singlehandely

Do i really have to buy seal the meme to get that smug dance?

Yes.

>forced diversity

Well hat kid and her friend black kid

Had to share a bed for a bid.

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It is fun, that's why I pirated it.

MODS!

Are you shadman?

I played Odyssey afterwards and got bored frequently. Those bosses and tank segments suck balls.

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>Yooka is a shitty successor to Banjo-Kazooie with mediocre as fuck levels
>Meanwhile A hat in Time is a proper successor to Psychonauts/Mario Sunshine/Banjo-Kazooie/any proper 3D collectathon
I already bought Nyakuza/Online Party and I'm gonna gladly play it with you faggots

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Add >fucked console players to the list.

What if it was only for boss battles?

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/thread

They sucked Valve's cock hardcore in the DLC announcement.

This. they're not going to any shittier platform aside from console.

I see both parties as their respective figure heads so this sentence hurts on a mental level.

Do you have actual autism?

He was referencing a really dumb tweet Gears made once.

The problem with the whole "forced diversity" thing is this is only said if the speaker believes that there is a default race. And I will concede that it's not such a ridiculous thing to expect games from westerners to be white, since the west is majority white. But everything in fiction is forced to a degree. Having this sort of opinion does not allow any non-whites to exist in media at all if it comes from the west.

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Which hat would you want in real life? Fox Dweller's for me.

I get motivation from streaming.
Will people come if I stream it?
If so. I will buy it.
If not. Then I will not.

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>10-second train rush
I'm stuck there good game so far

That is clearly lumineko.
Besides, there is nothing lewd going on there.

I know what it was a reference too. He's still autistic.

*ahem*

Cunny.

Can't you just use Time Stop?

It's like playing SM64 and I love it
not spending a single penny on it tough cause I don't care about the devs
Favorite part right now is when you burn the souls of people tomake spirits kill themselves

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retard

hamhands

Then the answer is no. I won't buy it then.

Ice Hat or Time Stop Hat

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>Made Resetera mad as fuck
How?

jontron is in the game.

Left JonTron in

Don't worry user, cucking yourself out of fun is only good for you. Especially when you just crave attention

youtube.com/watch?v=il3nK1xUPZY

Jontron is in. He's the receptionist for Dead bird studio

The hilarious shit is they've removed him from Yooka-Laylee despite voicing some shitter on a shitter

No I rather play a game where there are people that I could chat with while playing it. You said they won't. So in that way the game isn't worth streaming and buying.

Okay attentionwhore. You prefers not chatting with 50 players playing the game and just chat with retards watching you play instead. got it.

but you can chat witj emotes :)

How do you know this? I hear this website and get screenshots but I don't care enough to actually go on there.

If they actually care it'll take awhile because the method they use for updating their stuff is apparently impossible on ps4 at the moment. Don't know if they're big enough to waste time learning a new way.

I think he's a dragon.

What would you use the Ice Hat for?

Is this game worth getting or is it just cute girl doing cute things?

i wish the black kid wasn't over designed. she has too much going on, all the buttons and pockets

why doesnt the black kid have a hat?

Has any update (or mod) made her take palettes already?

Not as good as the Rush Hour, but still pretty damn good.

It's a top tier 3d platformer collectathon.

She's Ribbon Girl, that's why she wears a ribbon on her head instead

but the game is a HAT in time

I thought he was suppose to be an owl.

sidekick, faggot

Like batman and robin in BATMAN

But the game is CUPhead

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A mug is still a cup, a ribbon is not a hat.

is it as good as banjo tooie or psychonauts?

So mugs aren't cups now?

This.

Exactly, It's A Hat in Time, not Hats in Time

so there is only one HAT in the entire game?

Since no one's said it yet, BOW kid does wear hats. Her default is a bow.
Also the Dweller Mask was never a hat.

>Like DJ grooves way more than the conductor so I rightfully let him win
>Have to fight him as a boss because I like him more
come on man
you were groovy

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>no player collision in multiplayer
You had one job

>randomly stopped playing the game for a long period of time
>randomly boot it up again and now i've been playing this shit for hours on end
I'm totally fucking hooked on the death wish contracts

>mario_kart hat in time edition

>Made Yea Forumseddit mad as fuck
>Made Resetera mad as fuck

Tell me more, how did the game make them seething?

I think it has to do with them keeping jontron as a voice actor in the game and not removing him like yooka laylee did

>Liked Conductor more than DJ Grooves
>End up loving his fight
I want to pet the fuck out of this peck neck

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It's most likely not going to be possible but imagine how fun it would be doing 50 players vs the turbo bosses, imagine the bloodshed and chaos with mafia boss or mustache girl

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>being mad at literally who

Huh, good on the devs for nothing caving then

>reinstall and replay the game.
>replay the snatcher boss fight

Still a god tier boss theme

>50 players online scooter grand prix

Yes please

Hat Woman!

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Dont you start.

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Everytime I defeat the mustache girl I step on her to hear the squeak sound before getting back all the time pieces.

>50 player raid vs bosses

Boss better have some sort of health and difficulty scaling

Man we're going from no online to straight 50 players makes me think a lot will go wrong. I really do hope it'll work flawlessly though.

absolute potato settings, but still so beautiful to see

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The death wish bosses are absolutely insane also making the final boss hilariously OP to the point where you can't even see shit on the final phase with all the explosions. The normal bosses are going to get their asses kicked without a sweat

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I'm mostly mad that the main developer is a lying cunt who tries hiding any and all things he's said so people forget them. Remember how the DLC was meant to be released on PS4, Xbox One and PC AT THE SAME? Remember how the DLC was meant to be PERMANENTLY FREE FOR STEAM USERS? Remember how they said no Switch release because the engine they made the game in WASN'T COMPATIBLE AND WOULD BE A COMPLETE DISASTER?

cool roblox build user

if it was so good why cant you talk about it without bait?

Because we can't have nice things.

I heard the devs confirmed on their discord that the DLCs won't actually come to consoles (even the Switch). How can anyone defend this?

nothing else quite like smooth, meditative platforming

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I don't think anyone really can defend this, if true. Indie devs are notorious for being retards so this doesn't come as a shock, but it's still lame as fuck and they're losing a lot of free money for their ineptitude.

Console players deserve the inferior version if they decide to play multiplat games on console instead of PC

is it worth $15?

and alas, it all comes to an end

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Hat Woman!

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that was quite the level I have to say

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If they were going to cancel the Switch version, why would they very recently say that the Switch version will be currently the only console version of HiT with DLC?
If they were to break the news that the Switch version they would have no say anything at all

>Made Yea Forumseddit mad as fuck
In an alternate universe maybe.

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one is lying, one is telling the truth!
but who!?

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It's worth $30 (full price). Get it, user.

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I just want those dlc’s on my console. Possibly a physical release but hey,were actually talking about a small indie company

>a nigger
Nope.

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I'm happy they pulled through and released the game. Their kickstarter looked super shady. Also kudos to them to keep the Jon Tron cameo in the game. Can't wait for the dlc

>can't play as QT black chick in single player

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Surely there's a mod for that.

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This

dumb rwbyposter nevermind

ok how long is it

Don't remember. I think it was like 15 hours to 100% the base game with achievements.
DLC can probably double that if you find challenges alluring.

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there's also whatever you can get from the steam workshop, plenty of decent stuff already

on top of that, online multiplayer's soon to be released
If they can make that work with mods, well..

> Switch version doesn't even have a date yet
> Literally nowhere on the eshop
> Promised "Spring 2019"

Guess we won't know until Gears actually delivers, will we? At any rate, I don't expect Nyakuza to make it to Switch.

Guess we won't know

>Don't have a good enough computer to play the steam version.
>Current console versions don't have the DLC
>Switch version doesn't have a date, and probably wont have Nyakuza.
Fuck me. I just want to play the whole game.

You sure you wouldn't be able to get it working on your computer? It doesn't have the most amazing graphics

Only got a shitty little laptop. I'm a fucking retard when it comes to computer stuff. I've only got a 2.2 GHz processor, and Steam says minimum is 3.

cute and hot but delete this

It's kinda visually off-putting and feels like it only exists to fuel admittedly good lewds of the main girl

>Thread is still alive

Holy shit

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>Proves that steam is based by having the new DLC online only possible due to it
Epic BTFO

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This. Even for platformer standards.

Hat milkers.

>make game that appeals to dumb kids who were brainwashed into thinking games like fucking Mario 64 was good
>becomes insanely successful
Holy fuck, I hate what gaming became in the mid-90s. An entire generation of kids raised to think shit gaming is normal and good.

reminder that if you buy it on steam you're a fucking nigger.

Hi zoomer! You do realise that Yea Forums isn't just contrarian for the sake of being contrarian right?

How do I get this smug dance

I'd like to see what you consider good games