Make it vidya

You must have missed the spongebob vidya quote thread the other day. Shit was cash

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>Stop making hyper-feminine women!
>See? Doesn't hyper-feminine men bother you?!?!
I think the author of that comic needs to google "False Equivalence"

The point of the edit I think was that most women's fantasy/romance novels tend to play to their own overt sexualization of masculinity and desired physical traits in men as much as men do the same to women.

Can someone post the JoJo edit, I can never find it.

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lol?

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heh

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Thought I had it but I don't, so also /r/questing that edit as well.

>shadman
>wholesome comic

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Have her say rosterfagging

Damn, I didn't even recognize it as his without his typical loli rimjobs.

i chuckled

original version?

Lol

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he normally leaves his website on every comic he does

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who's talking about the edit?
Pretend like I'm not fucking retarded when you conjure up your bullshit defense posts. The point of the comic is that she's a dyke who doesn't understand the difference between femininity and masculinity so she spergs out and makes Batman be as feminine as possible because she's a clueless fucking dyke and thinks that's what every woman wants -- all while screeching "FALSE EQUIVALENSSSSSSSSS" like the harpy she is, completely un-fucking aware that she's committing a far greater sin by that mete. Literal chimpanzees have more self awareness than that dumb, preachy bitch.

Now make an edit where he asks if he can inflate her

>expecting feminists to be rational
You are in the wrong here, she's retarded, never expect anything from them.

Saya no Uta 2 looks great!

I will never not laugh at mocking Dobson

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Any of you niggers have that image of the long ass response someone gave to Dobsons comic about changing Mario, Peach, and Link around because hes a retard who likes the shitty 80s cartoon s, and his response being to just block the guy? It was on Deviant Art I think. Thanks in advance, I cant find it anywhere.

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does this end with daisy taking a shit while futa peach and rosalina fuck her mouth and mario & luigi shooting up a school?

>shadman comic
>it isnt degenerate garbage
What the fuck is going on?

"you"

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>TFW my mom owned 3 bookcases worth of these novels

God I hate that I recognize the author too.

That isn't Shadman.

See

Okay im alice I'm really into exposing the liberal Marxism in gami-

REEEE

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If a fujoshit honestly drew something like that so quickly, I'd be her friend.

Cringe

Make it VG

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Not him, but do you have the edit where she draws Terry from Batman Beyond? I was going to post it here but it seems i forgot to save

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>Goblin King
Is that the guy from Supernatural?

>That squidward Angelica
I'm dying, man

no it's the dude from labyrinth

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>starting a conversation with I THINK YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY

i mean what did he expect

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BASED

Surprisingly, no.

The comic on the left was also made by a male feminist. Not joking

>the dude from labyrinth

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I know it's david bowie dumbass
but he was asking about the goblin king
which is from labyrinth

lold

No it's too late, everyone think's you're a dumb zoomer now.
You're probably thinking of doing stupid fortnite dances as we speak.

You're doomed.
REPENT! REPENT YE ZOOMER!

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Seethe harder

PLEASE
I BEG YOU

I'm almost 30, dude.

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Wtf??
>2 of the same inage
Is resetera falseflaggers raiding us?

I laughed and then laughed again at the thought of some random girl introducing herself by saying she's into the Tiananmen Square Massacre

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Yo I'm adding this guy to friends.

30 half years?

WE'RE DEAD

where's the panel where he fucks her in the ass?

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I didn't finish reading the thread but I like this image

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30 orbits around the sun

YOU'RE A G-GENUINE DICK SUCKER

You age reverses whenever you post something remotely stupid.

This post removed at least 20+ years of your age. The only reason its not the full 30 because you were actually misunderstood.

I'm sorry user theres no known cure, you're forever underage now.

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Of the planet mercury?

start scarping

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REPENT

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>white guy
>mr. chang

Have you seen Labyrinth? David Bowie plays The Goblin King.

Fucking great example of cross breeding memetics.

scarp scarp

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By your logic, in 8 years I won't be underage anymore. That's hardly forever.

Got me

nah you get stuck in that time realm forever.
until you do something stupid again.
then it creates a sub time parallel where you're even more under aged and people make fun of you even harder.

Also you're adopted

Chang is a Hungarian name originally.

F

You’re a silly billy.

Where's the edit where she pegs him?

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After enough mistakes, I will hit the underflow and become an ancient wizard.

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I don't get it, is the joke that he's too autistic to engage with someone for more than half a sentence before panicking and wanting to escape?

but user.... you're already a wizard

It's a template.

the original was about crossfit.
But yeah it isn't much better.

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You're the joke

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WHAT'S YER OFFER

i maed comik

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excellent two panel edit
so simple

oh, boy strippers!

>Alice

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Gay.

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lel, my fwb's mom does too
Bet she cucked your dad too

Post the comment where Dobson shits on him for being a literally who and then he gets btfo when it turns out hes some artist working for Marvel or something.

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Based

was expecting this and not disappointed

Kek

Shadman does normal comics sometimes too. He's not just "the degenerate porn guy"

found it

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Filename is the icing on the cake.

I dont think this could have been worded a more asinine way

Why are people trying to push the "it's OK to be fat" crap, it isn't fat people have a shitton of health problems, physical and mental.

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I think its a way of killing of the fatties.

>kamiya
>lawful

kek'd

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This is like watching someone induce claustrophobia after trying hard not to think about it.

that maybe a girl was into him.
deluded, I know, but you have to be to keep a positive attitude.

>The point of the comic is that she's a dyke who doesn't understand the difference between femininity and masculinity
Well the writer is a male feminist but besides that you're right.

but they don't even know each other

where the fuck is itoi

That makes sense actually.

>51 suda 51

r e t u r n t h e s l a b o r s u f f e r m y c u r s e

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king
RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAMMMSSSSSSEEEEESSSSSSS

I liked it

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I love that the leader of China is so upset over being compared to one of the nicest stuffed animals in existence. How much do you have to hate yourself to ban Winnie the Pooh cause you can't live up to his glorious standards?

Imagine just stating a type of fallacy and not connecting it your argument and actually having a brain AAAAAAAAA

Is the nose edited or is it genuine tumblr nose?

I never got this because a guy feeling uncomfortable about seeing attractive men would be called insecure and possibly homophobic, so is he saying women constantly are insecure seeing attractive women?

Because people are lazy and want the easiest shortcuts out of their problems, and it turns out that yelling and screaming at anybody who criticizes you is the best solution in the modern age.

Extremely well done

a lot of them unironically are

(The Man in Gauze!)
(The Man in Gauze!)

yep this one is Yea Forums

Wait. Isn't this just the same damn meme again, only with a different coat of paint?

No it's not. He's actually trying

I laughed harder than I should have at this.

oof

sad but true.

wtf does that even mean?

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LMAO

good job

How's he getting such good reception inside an elevator?

>left is married to a strong man who brings home 100k annually, has two lovely children, and is cooking for the family
>right is 200k in debt for her arts degree, works as a bartender, has a cuck boyfriend + 3 cats, and probably over-cooked the damn turkey because she's too busy daydreaming

there's nobody on the other line

Holy fucking based.

>la criatura education

>Bringing up video games at a first conversation starter

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>Kamiya is lawful

Who's the hyper mega retard??

Inadvertently proving that bitches be shallow.
She only likes shit cos of how it makes her look.

Kamiya is chaotic as fuck. He spends hours every single day tweeting about how much he hates foreigners

Kill yourself JustPassingThrough.
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF.
derp.ibooru.org/1074517
pencilsponyforge.tumblr.com/post/138131698948/

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ok here

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jesus dude calm down

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Just don't be fat and ugly, it's easy.

Maybe when you fucking shills finally drop dead I'll think about it
derp.ibooru.org/661156
(remove the first period)

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VERSUS
FIGHTING POLYGON TEAM

>Have to be lean to be dexterous
youtu.be/MJA-w9cDdvo

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>there will never be FIGHTING POLYGON costumes in ultimate
Fuck this gay Earth.

Make it vidya

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that's excellent

Based
+1

or are very jealous and suspicious of men they love looking at or admiring other women. Women really hate other women.

Kaneko seems like he would be true neutral.

There you go.

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they work out at the library

stop posting manlytears's adopted brother

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He probably doesn't mind it, they just don't want the association because being compared to a fat, cuddly bear really diminishes your perceived power.

>lean = dexterous
Has this mong of an author never seen what sprinters look like? Dudes are jacked. Not bodybuilders, sure, but still jacked. Endurance athletes are the spooky scary skeletons.
Also, why the flying fuck would ANYONE think most women would want twinks? Only teens and fags like them

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Dominic is a fatty boombalatty though

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shitposters knew the secret to immortality this whole time

Damn bastards had us running in circles...
IN FUCKING CIRCLES!!!!

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It means "I like thing but also I don't because men like it too."

I still don't get the original comic.

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>Batman
>Mom

Now hold on a second.

Shouldn't cartoonists know a thing or two about comic books?

There was nothing to get, I assure you.

>mom

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What's wrong with women?

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underrated

Do not date fat girls, im /fit/ and dated one just because she liked the same geeky shit as me. I actually got her to lose a lot of weight and as soon as she got all that male attention she never had before she cheated on me with several men before I found out.

Que two years later shes fat again now in to drugs and bugging the shit out of me to get back together. Worst part is her family blames me for all this.

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Does anyone have the video of one guy walking into another on dust while he yells "DUDE STOP PUSHING ME!"? It ends with the guy taking the video shooting the guy who was screaming in the head and then spraying on the ground. I think it was 1.6. It was a classic video, but I can't find it anywhere

Fucking third worlders, man. Please go back to your Peruvian forums.

Imagine wanting to watch another dude doing it with a girl. You can't be more cucked than that.

PICKLE! PICKLE!

Is it bad that I recognize the thing her neck is made out of? Because that shit basically gave me a low sanity effect.
Its a hoofless hoof

Oh fuck I see it, nice catch.

Kill yourself JustPassingThrough.
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF.
derp.ibooru.org/1074517
pencilsponyforge.tumblr.com/post/138131698948/

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>another dude
>yuri
???

Based boomers

I've come to realize that being fat is a sign of a lot more issues. Fat people typically have less than 0 self control.

HE'S NO SANTA CLAAAAAAAUUS

hey how come you didnt come for my kirby thread yesterday, did your scanner thing broke?

hasn't batman been around since the 30's?

I was kind of hoping for lil cheetus

Look at all this envy lmao

Man, you can just feel the jealousy seeping from them.

The fact that you even said that pretty much means you admit that you shilling your shitty toddlers' show precedes any intention to actually be on-topic and discuss the board subject in a constructive, non-antagonizing manner, a pretty good indicator that you should drop dead.

What kind of moron sits and watches a chicken cooking any way? Stupidity.

That said, the "ordinary" chick is orders of magnitude more attractive.

>Attractive yes but not beautiful

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>VaIvedrones talking about Epic.

No I don't like Barney or MLP, I was just doing it to bait you out. You're getting rusty my friend. Whole entire day and you didn't detect it. You used to be able to respond within 5 minutes.

>yuri is two girls doing sex acts
>user thinks it's cucked to look at porn where a guy fucks a girl
based on these facts, do you think user has a positive or negative opinion about yuri?

>All either boomers or older or 5/10 at best
I think you have your answer my friend

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>incredibly artifacted and low quality image
>800kb png for a fidelity equivalent of a 30kb jpeg
Who takes images and goes through the trouble of re-saving them as low quality as possible while increasing the file size as most as possible?
This shit happens with images all over the internet, garbage variants of originals are the ones being shared instead of the better originals.

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I stand by my original conclusion, drop dead.

>waluigi being a beta megafaggot
>wholesome

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Kek

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IMAGINE

>still no porn of the girl
I'm dissapointed

>GANGSTER STAR instead of GANG-STAR
shit scan.

Never compliment a girl right away, it's pointless.

HOL' UP

You mean shit translation and shit typesetter for not catching it.

Those aren’t impossibly muscled hulks, they’re lean and toned with delicate attractive faces. This edit is literally proving the comic right

I got lost in the wave of nostalgia

end me

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Motherfucker if the abs and pecs extend half an inch beyond the torso, they aren't "Lean". Those guys are ripped, being ottermode is "Lean".

This should be obvious, and there is an old saying my great grandfather use to say, "hell hath no fury like a woman's jealousy for other more prettier woman, may it be fictional or real life."

Think about it, most of he people who complain about pretty woman in Vidya are 5/10 or just hamplanets that hate pretty things but have double standards.

Don't ever listen to women when it comes to asking about other women.

Dun DUHN!
Bwoooooaaaaaooooo

>no drinKING

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Huh. Takes me back to my family reunions.

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This artist would make good porn.

fucking christ

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Jokes on you, I'm an obese pedophile and haven't offed myself yet.

Hun-gariain

Dont listen to women at all, its like listening to a fucking parrot, which isnt funny either

better than being some greasy ass omega, like you.

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>you need to dress like a child to be creative
Every time

This one?

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What the fuck is that thing in the bottom left of the panel?

It means "I the owner of a vagina demand this to be the truth"

a tv

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Bro that's not what a TV looks like. That's like a radiator or something.

based zoomer

This. Dating anyone with a lack of self-respect is shit. Also it’s just horseshit walking on eggshells with their weight when deep down both parties know it’s self-inflicted and could be fixed with some care.

it's going to suck to get put into an institution for being an incel, suicide would be a better option

>haha I'm pretending

:)

your days are numbered incels we're going to lock you up

youtube.com/watch?v=Nc_O-xq1mp4

Aww.

>Triple Q
>faggot voice acting instead of using the original clip

are you at least going to give me the pussa before execution

damn preston had no rebuttal whatsoever

I just.. I just want to play Devotion...

>women dont like guys who lift

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Brilliant

>be ugly, frail man
>grow up seeing shit like schwarzenegger movies, hyper succesful charismatic leaders and vidya with confident handsome men
>they call it "powerfantasy"

>be ugly, fat woman
>grow up seeing shit like barbie dolls and hot pop singers and smart athletic women
>instead of calling it "beautyfantasy" or "idolizing the healthy female body", we just call it sexism and misogyny :^)

Men respect, admire and wish to be like the rolemodels they see

Women hate, guilttrip, and are jealous of the women who are better

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Shouldn't have laughed, but I did.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Nigger humor is pretty alright sometimes.

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God damn it

Holy shit.
Why do these lewds of innocent meme comics make me so hard?

didn't someone draw her as a futa? that was a good thread...

get fucked China

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i just remember the original female and the trap. this one i made just edited the flat chest and the no dick

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And people say Yea Forums doesn't have a sense of humor

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Rent free

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someone just edit the girl naked

keep this trend going

FUCK me
I checked through the whole replies to OP to see if someone had already done it

Nevermind I found it. Knew it was somewhere in my folder

My nigga

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I don't think it's going to happen that edit is like 2 years old.

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Link to thread? Or what did the OP contain so I could search for it?

JoJo
JOJO
I WANT JOJO

Nevermind, I'm slow and retarded and realized right after posting that I can look for it based on this

imgur.com/a/btIsW

Nice user

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Explain this one

>anal
based

I assume it's a simple spooky edit but he seems strangely satisfied in the third panel

>mom

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correct muh nigga

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Uh no

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fuck you I just managed to erase it from my mind

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this is the background image

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Just imagine what it feels like though.

This image used to make me feel a little uncomfortable at first, but now i lowkey want to stick my penis in there.
>tfw you will never fuck a horse hoof

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woah what is this friendly looking flesh happy?

Gross and everything but what exactly is this?

So much this

>>tfw you will never fuck a horse hoof
You do realize it is a brush, right? Just a troll image.

Its a friendly flesh happy.

>now i lowkey want to stick my penis in there.
come the fuck on

moldy beans

>you do realise
clearly not user, clearly not.

h̥͇͟é͔̥̟ ̹̥̝́c̫̹̜͈̝͞o̼m̤̳̥͢es̀

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Okay, I keep hearing about how this is actually loss, but I only sorta see how that can be the case.

Satanas has entered the chat

>I'm really into anime

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the bottom 4 panels.

Oh good, I'm not the only one. I think it was the RING RING that did it. Automatic association.

Imagine being such an old, out of touch retard you don't know batman's parents are dead.

me on the right

Why do you say that when there's a men version too?

Fuck you

based

What the fuck is a tomoneko doing here

They don't have delicate faces. Nearly all romance novels aimed at women describe a manly face with a square jaw and angular bones. It shows off good genetics, high testosterone and very low body fat.

I actually don't see how this one bothers people.
I mean like you should have seen worse then this by now.

ummmmm dude epic pixelated nigger meme

>anal
fucking nasty

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ive seen worse shit, but the hoove is different. its a abstract kind of fear and disgust.
shut up nigger

Normal gore doesn't faze me anymore and snuff neither but the feeling going trough my mind isn't terror or disgust. I am legit feeling my sanity drain as I can't get the image out of my head.
Human minds were not meant to see this image.

beavis lives

I really hate alignment grids, except that I love them because they prove that D&D alignment systems are absolutely their worst enemy.
Let me tell you about alignment, you know what the fucking idea was? Give people who had only ever played army tabletop games at a tactical level or had never played anything like it before a basic idea of what might motivate their new shiny character that may not think the same way they do. "This is what a bad evil guy might think!" "This is another way a bad guy might be different from say, a raving lunatic!" "If you wanted to play both sides, maybe a druid who is more worried about balance is your thing?" That kind of shit.

Instead it now and since inception does that exact opposite: Pigeonholes any character into a pre-defined role that nobody can agree on and actively limits any roleplay because "Got to keep within my box". Nobody has ever, ever posted a shitty alignment grid and had everyone go "oh yeah perfect spot on" The replies will ALWAYS be "Wait X is more Y than Z", everyone can accept the "people are more complicated than the alignment system" but are fucking incapable of making the next logical step of "let's stop fucking using it then"

>I love this thing that makes me feel bad

Why are women mentally ill?

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That's nothing to say about hooves at birth

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Ordinary girl is always way hotter than the Zoe Quinn stand in.

>Kamiya
>Lawful

He's straight Chaos Hero.

Law Hero is Sakurai. He tries his hardest to make good games for the fans but he lets Nintendo force him to make Smash Bros games forever.

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Actually no I somehow feel better now.
wow

I really wish I could pull this off instead of screaming internally whenever something has been written in a way that forces me to look at my own life and existence.
I should have just realised I love me and that is all that matters! Keep flipping the switch, Goebbels!

Well the first two make enough sense, but I don't see how the bottom two are, on account of nothing in the shot lying down.

I recognize that hoof, or lack thereof.

user you're posting on Yea Forums right now

Nerdy men are misogynist

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imagine the smell

I mean honestly I feel like flesh ruffles or maybe like fleshy webbing or sponges as well puts a lot of people off for some reason. Love to know the psychological explanation for it; note that the disgust is different then gore so its not exactly just because its similar to gore.

What do they think we want? That girl looks pretty perfect to me.

agreed, someone should pay them to do exactly that

>tfw not /fit/ but in decent shape
>tfw my husband was pretty obese when we first started dating
>tfw helped him get /fit/
>tfw he never cheated on me despite being able to
Why the fuck are women so terrible, i just don't get this.

Lol
Not videogames.

Fag.

gay

Then would Suda be Neutral Hero?
>I’m just going to make a small indie game to get NMH back in the public interest. Don’t expect too much.
>Sike, it’s actually a combination of my personal memoirs and the culmination of 20 years worth of lore across multiple timelines. Also it’s a sequel to Shadows of the Damned.

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I'm actually laughing on Yea Forums right now, to the multiple funny posts that are in this thread

Reminds me of that Tara strong comic.

>he white knights for gooks on Yea Forums
ultra yikes

I want a GF like this...

It makes my teeth itch and my mind feel spongy and round like a looping fever dream.

found a picture of you
godspeed user

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I get chills down my back for some reason.

artist?

This is why i fucking hate other women
Would totally bang this chick, no homo

>Worst part is her family blames me for all this.
Based long term Larry David user.

minecraft steve watching the next smash direct.jpg

lmao

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Post it then

shut the fuck up

you motherfucker made me look to double check.

I was expecting this for a moment

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I hope this guy was hardcore shamed for this.

>It's impossible to have any other hobbies or be intellectual if you lift weights
How insecure do you have to be?

No u

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Wait don't horses start walking a few minutes after being born

>that end

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Plankton Angelica is cute CUTE CUTE

There's nothing wrong with classifying character with various sliders and grid patterns. The problem is that DnD does it wrong. There are three conflicting values that are easy to identify: moral vs immoral, lawful vs unlawful and ordered vs disordered. DnD slapped together lawful vs chaotic which makes no sense and spawned an infinite amount of retarded arguments. A gentleman thief can be exceptionally well-mannered and calm but according to this flawed system of description he must be called chaotic because he does not follow the law, although he is not following the law in a manner that is perfectly ordered and meticulous, the opposite of chaotic, prompting DnD fags to invent a completely new meaning for chaotic to justify the retardation.

You work fast

ror

this is the kind of shit that makes me want to be an artist/animator just so I can set a better example for people
but I'm always at war with myself so it might not be possible

thank you for this dose of hilarity

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user...

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I wanna draw something too.
What should I do Yea Forums?

Kek

girls

>not putting the hoof under the text so people know what was it about

Holy shit, my sides are gone.

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It's definitely a hoofless hoof from a dead horse dissection.

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Trouble in Texas looks interesting

i'm not gay but... damn

post it

ye

silent hill you cockgobbler

>those bitter Facebook posts over asians

Lucky I was still lurking! imgur.com/a/MFG7NWn

Americans always seethe over Asians.

not him but thank you for your service

honesttopaws.com/newborn-foals-hooves/

Half of them seethes, the other faps.

That thing would fall over if she queefed. That's like a monitor without a stand.

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whatever tickles your pickle.

always wondered if this was real or ironically retarded.

Go back to Cracked, tranny.

How do I get a gf like this?

So, did you ever sniff the pages after your mom finished fingering herself to them?

Fantastic

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baby powder and perfume
what strippers always smell like

Agreed.

Did they ever find her cousin though?

nice try, xi ping

>Genderbent Tomoko Kuroki and Asuka Katou.jpg

You can just imagine him sweating like a pig and panting in anger while reading this

It's an edit.

>This strawman I made up clearly does not get what women are into!
>Good thing I, a male feminist incel, do know all women's desires

That image predates a good english translation of part 5 retard.

but surely SOME girl would be into him.
at least that is what he has to believe to live

>wrong announcer
>wrong music

beautiful

You might be retarded.

more like life.png

yes

>literally says SHADBASE.COM in one of the panels

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You'd think with all his jumping on rooftops he wouldn't look like he skipped leg day

feminism

she's so cute...

FUCK OFF

Oh fuck you

ZALGO

Good shit

What's wrong with men?

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>tfw saw it before all that bs because im a turbo autist that reads a comic like this to the end before doing what it tells me

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Its ok user you still lost the game

See

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bait

>El-Shamy
>Muhammod
>Mustafa Jan

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Taking elevator chick requests.

You've never owned a parrot.

>Muhammad
>Francisco Jose
>Daniel Lopez
>Shimaa El-Shamy
Of course it's Americans.

Make it vidya.

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The first and fourth ones are european names though

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shame nobody said this is really good

There.

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IMPERIAL DOGS!

Nice, post full

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Me on the right

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You took me on a ring around the rosie trip

This has peaked my interest. I find the removal of finger nails to be really satisfying. Not in a fetish or sadist way. I just like the idea of feeling the tender skin in the unexposed area. I also want to rubs my hands up and down a body like this. Again not sexual, I just really want to feel the texture.

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i.4cdn.org/b/1556775948660.jpg

Here you go!
Sauce me up senpai

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Is this vidya?
I hope it's vidya.

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I'm calling the police

my legs are ok

replace off with Lisa and I will agree.

Metal Max*

the word is piqued, not peaked

Are you a qt goth grill?
Marry me pls.

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Maybe humanity as a whole is retarded.

Is this some kind of American thing with white people not able to handle anything remotely spicy?

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see

Used to be in my teenage years, like most people I went from goth>hipster to just not giving a fuck anything.

Can you post examples of intellectual weight lifters?

I think this is actually kind of beat since i never guessed itd be this fleshy looking under the hoof.

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Best one

Nice. Fuck you.

"Our futures are predestined. Moebius foretold mine eons ago. We each played out the paths Fate has written for us. Free Will is an illusion."

she cute

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That makes 0 sense faggot

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That's too bad.
I miss goth girls.

???????????

Cute girl

Everyone is freaking out but I just see an unkempt hoof that's been painted red with what looks like nail polish.

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someone post the Hecatia one with Korn

imagine getting grossed out by looking at what looks like a red brush

The goblin one does to me too. As does the archangel cause i just like fantasy shit.

did you miss the fleshy tendril-like bits?

City folks are retarded. They basically have no insight or any actual understanding about nature and animals.

>girl

Lisa works too, I was just following the meme format of people thinking they have better taste because they know "undergound" media that's actually more popular than the person making the comic assumes.

>deleted
really activates my almonds

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will you go on a date with me, pretty please?

>mr. I can't kill off women or children in jurassic park or footfag?
>literal psycho, bitch

At the top or at the bottom? The top is just wet, matted hair from the dye and the bottom is what a hoof looks like when it's not properly shaven down.

How do I find more of this?

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Brainlet

MOGGED

It was all made in this thread

I can hear it

The issue is dominance. When we see a big, muscled man, he radiates power, capable of submitting anyone he sees. When we see a sexualised woman, they're often treated as sex objects to be taken and used; granted, there are exceptions, but they're few and far between. And the two of them are often unrealistic as well, because of 'enhancements' like Photoshop, professional photography and steroids.

>5'1
Why not try looking down?

I love this sort of shit

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>not wanting to watch movies with your psycho goth gf while she cuts herself

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I'm Irish and love spicy food, the hotter the better. I've never had a painful spicy shit and have no idea where that meme even came from. Who the fuck can't handle spice?

Too thin

This made my morning

>Who the fuck can't handle spice?
Americans.

Goth is not the same as Emo, you retard.

I got just the thing for you then, thickfag.

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If you don't check from time to time, you risk overcooking. Or do you actually think recipes are 100% accurate?

Taro is Chaotic Evil, no doubt.

What kind of hellions do you guys see everyday if they don't answer with 'thanks' at the very least?

Taking Elevator girl requests
No futa pls

welp
>unzips pants
not going to be my finest fap but a man gotta fap when a man gotta fap

>Goth is not the same as Emo
Both are known for being cutters.

Women have far more subtle ways of masturbating than that. Some can get off by crossing their legs and clenching; you can tell by how much they're moving their feet and shifting their hips. I saw a woman doing exactly this while reading a Meyer novel.

Cute bears didn't make Teddy Roosevelt any less badass. Just goes to show how insecure and fear-driven Chinese politicians are, I suppose.