What do i buy

what do i buy

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Nothing.
Just pirate.

A fleshlight because its obvious you need one

buy me unist i accidentallt bought the first one on a keysite

valve index

i already have a 4woods

This, what's even the point of this monopoly money?

Why is that worth 1100 dollars?

Seriously, you can't even spend it on the Index.
They don't allow you to spend steam credit on hardware.

valve index

Buy smaller items that you can sell through ebay so you can have actual usable money. Thats what I always did with that shit.

Rome Imperator and then gift it to me

I dont really need to jump through hoops to have usable money

show steam library
share games you like

>actually turning currency into funbucks without having a specific thing in mind to immediately spend it on
Are Americans really this irresponsible with their money? Why even use the market at all when third party sites will sell an item to you without the artificial tax?

Convert to real money and spend it as you need it. $1,000 of Steam games is worthless since you won't play that many of them anyway

>buying games
>buying games you dont really own

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Two-part
>Autistic hoarders who hold onto as much of an item as possible to artificially drive up the price
>Literal foreign crime organizations using the marketplace as a front for money laundering

the buyer of the item I am pretty sure is from SEA

the item itself is rare enough to where i dont think its usually available on third party hat traders

Assfaggots are truly the most mentally ill group of gamers

get tf2 and buy australliums

Well having a $1000 on steam isn't as useful as $1000 in actual money is all Im saying.

true

i bought the statue the hat came with for 400usd so 400usd into 1k steambux was a good rate for me

I want to buy this game aswell but it has almost no players. Are you planning on playing custom lobbies only?

you and 4 friends could each get a copy of siege

unist is a game where you have to join its community and arrange to play sets

Gift me risk of rain 2

Wanna buy a dragonclaw hook

i stopped playing dota not long after buying that statue

I see, thanks.

>209 people ingame
>0 lobbies up
how does this work. you can't be telling me all of those people are enjoying the riveting story mode

>>Literal foreign crime organizations using the marketplace as a front for money laundering
>money laundering with steam currency
You're not the brightest tool in the shed, aren't you?

just gift random shit to people

Nigger you can sell the stolen cards steam currency to people for fraction of it's nominal value and launder money this way

You can use stolen credit cards to buy keys and re-sell them on places like G2A, fucking retard.

Buy me a can of sausage.

>going trough so many retarded steps with additional layers of illegality for minimal gains
I guess you can be proud of yourself that you would make poor criminals that would sooner spend time taking dick in prison than actually making some decent money..

you could buy me a copy of mordhau

get me mordhau

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How dou even get that much Gaben bucks? Did you suck Gabes micro penis?

divinity original sin 2

do you not see the giant market history text with the item sold under it retard

>argument decisively proven wrong
>shifts goalposts
Why do you care so much about being embarrassed on an anonymous imageboard?

>Just pirate
>just pirate
>10 years later
>why does playing a game require a blood sample and a retinal scan?

no, you should get me risk of rain 2

>styling on dota autists
Doing God's work OP, buy the VR and then resell it to some other autist.

it's not possible to gift anonymously on steam is it

>imagine not being able to use all that money IRL now
Should've sold whatever you fucking sold through PayPal or something like that, fucking hell man.

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A hooker and a loaded gun

>'all that money'
>only USD1K

I'm not even the guy you replied to. What the hell do credit cards even have to do with offering steam items for obscene prices?

dont really want the hooker but already have the other

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1k is pretty easy to live off of for two months in my experience.

It's also perfect hobby money for a big purchase you were eyeing.

>why does playing a game require a blood sample and a retinal scan
pirates don't have to, so just pirate
pwned n00b

Good little bootlicker. Corporations doing draconian shit is not their fault, it's those dang pirates.

>paying for a good is bootlicking

Sounds like poorfag logic to me.

you didn't "decisively" prove him wrong, you fucking mouthbreathing doublenigger, you didn't prove shit, you made a retarded claim and didn't back it up at all, no one fucking money launders with steam currency, it's too complex and involves too many steps and too many ways to get caught, items like that are so fucking expensive because people have disposable income to waste on that shit, 1k is actually nothing compared to your average csgo skin trading

64.75 rubles have been wired to your account

good kys

thats not what guns are for