What the fuck was his problem?
What the fuck was his problem?
Caleb Parker
Logan Nelson
you didn't stand and deliver faggot
Asher Sanchez
what even does that mean
Owen Rodriguez
stand (still) and deliver (all of your money to me)
Jason Campbell
it's a shit saying when you have to explain it like a fuckin' nerd.
Brandon Clark
it means give me all ur fuggin money gaylord
Aaron Wright
DID
NOTHING
WRONG
Mason Thompson
its slang from ye olde days. instead of saying "laugh out loud" you just say "lol" now. same with stand and deliver.
Carson Ward
then why did he not say "SAD!"?
Ethan Lopez
drumpft said it first
Justin Parker
dude youd be robbed and ass rammed if that guy were real and you were on your way to port sarim
Ayden Carter
why did the guards do nothing
Jaxon Evans
tired of people training theiving on them
Nathan Perry
>Live in Falador
>Be guard
>First day on the job
>Make friends with other guards near the gate
>Some traveler comes by
>Lays down a fucking cannon
>They don't care
>Deafening screech as the dwarven tech begins to spin
>Co-workers all die on the spot
>Still alive because standing behind the missing statue stand the same traveler completely stole not long before
>TFW
Mason Ramirez
>be Varrock East guard
>annoying as shit wheelbarrow guy asks me how I am every 5 minutes
>doesn't even care when I'm being attacked, just keeps walking
William Hughes
>be farmer in lumbridge
>toiled the earth night and day and making a small living
>random assholes come up to me and tell me crazy shitblike my sheep are actually penguins in costume
>steal my eggs, kill my chickens, take my tools, shear my sheep
>but i'll just take my pills and jack myself off til i pass out and do it all again tomorrow
ZAMORAK TAKE THE LOT
Wyatt Wood
Xbox One SAD didn't come out yet.
Parker Foster
>be cow
>get killed
>respawn 5 seconds later
>get killed again
>repeat ad infinitum
Gavin Green
>Modern Americans don't even recognise basic English phrases
The spics really have taken that country over haven't they
Brody Jackson
>be one of the many citiziens of runescape
>be comfy living in lumbridge
>some dude runs by dressed in what looks like literal god armour and weaponry
>all he does is cast some magic on a fucking rat
>he's been on it for the last 5 hours now
Grayson Robinson
im the highwayman
Chase Richardson
>get pet cat
>command it to kill mouse