Why did Sega blow millions into this piece of shit instead of using that money to, I don't know:

fucking nobody wants this you dumb nigger

>but normies
>but kids
no one besides a few autists cares about sonic
no one is going to see this

Sega just gave them the rights and the classic sound effects

Maybe not money but public awareness. Reminder that there is no bad publicity.

Do you think Sega is a film studio?

normalfags will watch it for jim carrey and the nerds will watch it "ironically"

there's no bad publicity for Sonic that's a certainty.

>Reminder that there is no bad publicity.
this is complete bullshit

This, but I don't think there will be very many of them.

Only because it needs a little more added.
>There is no self induced, on purpose publicity.

>SEGA

I honestly thought that SEGA didn't exist anymore.

What do they sell nowadays anyway?

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HE SOYA

dumb frogposte.

>Can't even write properly.

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they sell other people's games. Persona, etc.

Third post best post. Sega isn't paying anything for this movie. They licensed out the IP to Paramount to make money and had no control over what kind of movie Paramount would actually make. If Sega knew it would be this bad they probably never would have done it, but they already signed the contract so it's too late to back out now.

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Someone sure's mad.

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God I hope SEGA maintains its policy of absolutely not counting anything western made with Sonic as canon, as laughable as the concept of canon is to a series that is such a absolute clusterfuck that is Sonic as a franchise, I do not want this garbage being Sonic games. It'd be like raw sewage being combined with radioactive material with ebola for flavor.

>Why did Sega blow millions into this piece of shit
they didn't. they sold the rights to paramount.

Sega didn't pay shit, in fact they said they hated the design(before it was officially revealed).
At least the Mario movie will have Miyamoto keeping things in line, but I don't think that's a good thing either.

You're retarded. They do Bayonetta, Persona, SMT, and Sonic.

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looks like a bow from the thumbnail

Not your GOTYs of the week, that for sure.

>WEEB AND CHILDREN'S GAMES

Literally can't make this shit up.

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Well, they Bayo is made by Platinum, but still a Sega IP, and Atlus belongs to Sega.

>that effect around the ring
Did the execs choose to make them portals because they thought that's what made Doctor Strange cool?

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They're a Japanese company. Also, you posted a children's cartoon reaction image.

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Have sex.

Bend over.

Seethe harder.

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They should revive Shining Soul.

sega isn't a fucking movie studio, retard

You first.

They're already doing some of that.
They just started porting model 1 games to Switch with Virtua Racer and are currently working on porting Naomi games soon.

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Cope more lustfully

sega isnt making the movie though.
I dont think you understand how this works.

what, you don't like capitalism!???

Maybe it's just because of the recent EHT project, but I can't help but see it as a black hole.

Who did you shoop?