2Fort...home
2Fort...home
Colton Nelson
Anthony Hall
Bring back pic related you fucking bastards
Jose Rivera
I don't know why people consider this the worst map when turbine exist
Easton Nguyen
Least it was before furries fucked it all up...
Luke Brooks
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEE MAKIN BAKIN
Bentley Murphy
Justin Brown
>He doesn't spend his time on 24/7 32 Player 2Fort servers.
Literally makes it the best map. Funny enough, it might actually be the worst map in a regular rotation, but who gives a shit about that lmao
Jordan Cox
>posting nufort
get this trash off my screen
Ayden Hughes
>furry with pink [Queen] skial title, gigantic unicode character steam name, and 40 different lenny binds tries to point the finger at someone else for attention grabbing
Christian Diaz
>finally see it in game
>pyro (of course)
>pink unusual baloonicorn beanie hat
>several other pink hats you had no idea existed
>strange collectors degreaser that references yiff porn it watches
Eli Rogers
Setting up an Engie nest in the Intel room is max comfy
Noah White
rate my gibuscutie, i have more
Michael Brown
calm down grandpa
Isaac Diaz
They're free kills, just taunt after every kill and they'll leave after enough 'fursection'
Blake Davis
Conversely, setting up a base in the enemy intel is also based
Asher Morris
this is a hat valve consciously added into tf2 knowing what it meant
Parker Martinez
I honeslty was considering getting one of those after I saw youtu.be
Owen Reyes
Heavy maimed a furry and wears its head as a trophy. What's not to like?
Sebastian Wright
write your own headcannon, doesnt change what [[[THEY]]] use it for, although its pretty funny to tell them its an animal abuse hat
its a tranny hat more than it is a furry hat really, although if i had cash to burn id probably make a tranny pyro/furry pyro loadout and name my weapons very very bad things
Tyler Cruz
don't worry, i know
i love nothing more than one-pipe obliterating all the furry pyros that tinkle each other in the sewers playing happy friendly time, then watching them scatter like cockroaches as they miserably fail to counter. i swear the fucktards must spend 100% of their time on deathrun servers
Noah Cooper
lmao im a retard and clicked my own post, heres the (you) i owed ya
Asher Thomas
WTF DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT FRIENDLY IS? RED, KICK THE TRYHARD DEMO
Christian Davis
>going Big Earner Spy to on 2Fort to relax
>round the corner on the balcony
>fucking Caber-wielding Demo waiting for me
>shoot him, then he one-shots me and ends with like 20 health
It was hilarious.
Ryan Lee
If TF2 was your home, where would you put your computer and your bed? Where would you cook food? And where would you shit?
Jack Cruz
MY GRANDCHILDREN LOVED THIS, WHEN THEY WERE LITTLE BOYS
Jose Murphy
What do they eat?
Carter Mitchell
Computer in Intel room. Bed on benches in spawn room. Pyro to cook. Shit in the moat.
Ayden Cruz
>WOOOOOOOHHHHHOOOHHHHHAAAHAHAHAHAAH, yyeeEEEEOOOHAHAAAAHAHohoh
Anthony Long
YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE SOME MENTAL ILLNESS KID, I JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDLY BUT HAVE IT YOUR WAY YOU FUCKING TRYHARD ASSHOLE
Anthony Lopez
Why was Pyro co-opted by furfags? Things used to be quite different.
Juan Butler
>that one autist that doesnt stop running intel on 24/7 server then says shit like "WTF MOVE UP YOU RETARDS" in his team chat
Gabriel Peterson
some guy made a theory in the last thread, hes fairly androgenous and ambiguous since he doesnt have a normal voice and is completely encased in a PVC fetish gimp suit.
that AND hes easy mode for tf2 so you can play him with one hand while browsing furaffinity
Noah Mitchell
Furries always like faceless characters. Even halo has a larger then normal furry following.
Carson Bailey
hardly a theory, that is literally exactly why
Carson Howard
aye, explains all the fetish fempyro sfm porn out there, my fave is the hyper expansion pyro tits.
if you want a good time, youtube search bon oakley tf2, it literally links to its deviant art and tumblr which contains pyro fetish porn AND its self insert OC getting tied up and BDSMd
Ryan Rivera
damn i might download tf2 again and play couple match with the keeds
Aaron Barnes
>jump my way up in some hard to reach spot on spawn on certain maps with a class that doesn't fly all over the place
>someone notices me and starts looking around trying to figure out how I got there
Mason Anderson
>tfw sentry down
Landon Bailey
I have a lot of fun grenading 8 year olds.
Tyler White
The rocks to in Frontier to the right of the track before reaching the 1st capture point is a great example of this. It's a nice place to snipe from too.
I usually watch people struggle with it and schadenfreude while waiting for the round to begin.
Austin Peterson
>you know the game with the patriots
Owen Kelly
you are like baby, gimme a few minutes to show you the mother of all frontier spots
Juan Richardson
Hey Yea Forums
Tyler Gray
DO THE DANCE
Hunter Bennett
yore
Leo Richardson
ugleh
Julian Hill
The game feels nothing like it used to.
Even the players and community don't feel the same anymore.
Lincoln Myers
Jose Torres
and either black circle left or right is all they can see of you, you can get up there by parkouring up the wooden planks, involves a few strafe jumps
Nathan Campbell
Huh. never seen anybody go there without a mobile class. Respect. Is it useful in any manner though?
Daniel Baker
its funny as fuck to snipe the alt exit from there, thats where the snipers usually go, unexpected as fuck, would you like to see an even better one on cp mossrock?
Nolan Campbell
holy shit based
Robert Hall
based
Joshua Martin
Nah I'm good. Gonna head to bed but you got my noggin joggin. Cheers lad.
Daniel Powell
I thought you were going to get here, so I got here and it turns out it's a useless spot.
Austin Campbell
theres also
>trapping Blus spawn in 2fort from inside your own spawn
>sniping hightower spawn through a tiny ass crack in some wood
>trapping the dropdown grate in 2fort becuase explosive damage goes through it
The list goes on, im a scholar of filth you see
Chase Evans
yea nah, if that pipe was a little lower that would be a god tier spot, gotta settle for one in my pic tho
Bentley White
This hat is fucking hilarious, why don't more pyros wear it?
Zachary Cook
I literally can't even play TF2 anymore. It's the only game that's fucking laggy as shit.
Aiden Gutierrez
do you know about configs friend? search "mastercom tf2 config" and take a look, very simple to add to your game and it removes almost all lag, you can get it to run on decade old laptops with that shit
Caleb Clark
Literally the best and worst map at the same time
Alexander Cox
There's a 2 foot cock behind the (You), right?
Charles Richardson
no, get out of here you homo
Sebastian Ramirez
the real question is what species?
Zachary Hall
How nasty, give me more.
Oliver King
nice story buddy but I'm a tradermain and strange collector's degreasers do not exist.
Sebastian Mitchell
Do you mean this or the roof?
James Gray
Go back to /hmofa/ nerd
Colton Robinson
>Computer beeps and distant gunfire
Cameron Perry
cobra
Thomas Campbell
nah, gimme a minute and ill show u, but please, sit down
Nicholas Peterson
Inter-species romance is the purest expression of love.
Jacob Williams
this angle lets you see the main place they can push from
Xavier Sullivan
>tfw you play on Xbox so you can still get in their spawn and back stab them
Owen Wright
and they have to land THIS shot before you can, also crouching in that spot blocks bullets, for some reason you can only shoot through the top half of that crack
Aaron Green
I used to have an unusual circling peace but I traded up years ago
Kayden Hill
i remember the first time i saw that, some youtuber just casually walked into their spawn and didnt react at all, i was at a loss for words, he didnt even say anything
Austin Wright
yeah but I thought it was some climbable spot, at least with the roof above that spot spies will have harder time getting there.
Michael Wright
Little Cart
Lucas Ward
eh, a spy could shoot you if he sees you so im fine with a few backstabs, also unless ive been doing that angle for a while i find i dont get targeted as sniper, i should feel insulted i guess
Lincoln Bailey
theres a server plugin that plays sounds if you type certain phrases, little cart is the loudest one and i bound it to my screenshot key ages ago like a retard
Brandon White
Party van when?
I wanna play that mario map again and pretend it's 2009
Levi Myers
console 2fort isn't completely dead yet?
Isaac Thomas
dm_mario
search that in server browser for a nostalgia trip
Henry Adams
Yeah but this is a TF2 thread and that means yore ugleh
Jack Lopez
2FORT=Engineers home :)
Noah Sullivan
mario kart map servers do still exist, except now they're all free item + grapple servers, and filled entirely with actual kids. and the worst part is, you can't even stomp the server because grapple gives every cunt the ability to instantly escape the moment they're in danger. so yeah it's not really worth playing
Jace Walker
> Yea Forums defending casual games
the valve drones are taking over
Isaiah Lee
You can find around 50 people peak on weekdays and 100 peak on weekends
Anthony Ortiz
Jonathan Brown
Do NOT ruin my comfy tf2 thread nigger
Henry Anderson
*kills fps genre*
Lincoln Powell
the game isn't casual if you actually play it how it's intended, I'm sure you wouldn't last very long against a team that plays seriously if you hold this sentiment
Grayson Butler
Nah that's CoD over saturating the market
Easton Nelson
it's the rpgcodex boomers
just ignore them
Isaiah Cruz
>enter any 2fort server
>heavy crit death scream heard immediately
every damn time
Wyatt Powell
its not just me, its also earrape isnt it, its like the server buffers that sound while youre connecting or somethign.
>connect to halloween map server
>earrape halloween bass boosted sound effect
>every
>single
>time
Jack Williams
lmao valve drones
tf2 is a dumbed version of tfc which was a dumbed version of qwtf.
thats all valve produces, quake clones for retards.
Ayden Roberts
Go peddle your low quality contrarian shitpost somewhere faggot this isn't your blog
Aaron Russell
mad because real fps players dont like your game
Elijah Phillips
ikr like lol these old nerds cant even keep up with overwatch omegalul, im like *press Q* PLAY OF THE GAME LAWLZBALLZ :3
Gavin Parker
go to /vr/ and see how boomers hate your cinematic garbage. not just rpgcodex
Cooper Barnes
What binds does Yea Forums use?
I use the good old
Random crits are fair and balanced
Gavin Gray
I'm too lazy to set up a bind, but if I did it would be this
Jackson Gray
>Using binds
Jonathan Murphy
>>>
Hudson Thomas
Just go to console and type
>bind z "say benis"
Bentley Campbell
I still have "Orange Monkey Eagle" bound with my kill bind.
Jordan Cox
I don't use any binds because I'm not a gay.
Grayson Adams
thanks bro
Jordan Hughes
What's the matter baby?
Getting dominated ?
Camden Allen
Like it or not, Soldier is the core of all balance in TF2.
Robert Moore
mouse 4 - good shot
mouse 5 - good job
Nicholas Flores
oh boy it's the resident "i don't play it, so nobody plays it!" fag
judging by your posts you've either never played or got fucked every time you did play, so now it's your mission to complain in every tf2 thread
nice samefag btw
Parker Green
The most balanced class for sure.
Ethan Powell
mouse 4 - positive
Gotta keep those teammates smiling while saying BLOODY BRILLIANT
Parker Taylor
>sniper
peadphile or sweaty nu-metal trashlord?
or both?
Parker Foster
SERGALS DONT HAVE THE TITTY
Nathaniel Stewart
oldfags hated tf2 remember that valve drones
Hunter Clark
soldiers that can direct shot their rockets are real nice but the majority that ground-crocket are absolutely insufferable and shouldn't pretend to be good
Mason Harris
He can't keep getting away with it
Nicholas Ortiz
I have seen this, and now so will you.
Isaac Thomas
Parker Carter
just as bad if not worse than sfm porn makers using tf2 maps
Jaxon Perez
thats goin in the folder
Chase Smith
How fun is TF2 on PS3?
Mason Sanchez
>some stock hong kong style map that already exists, oh sure ill use it i guess
>im going to consciously draw
and put it on the internet for others
idk bout that one bruh
Eli Jenkins
oh, you think THAT's bad?
Aaron Jenkins
The most offensive part of this image is the possibility that Scout is gonna score.
Eli Allen
Justin Ramirez
your game is fucking shit zoomers
Nolan Johnson
What drives men to do the things they do.
Eli Williams
shut the fuck up these are pure
Luke Barnes
Turbine is such a claustrophobic piece of shit. I cannot understand how people want to play it over and over.
Cameron Harris
lol i dunno
Ethan Harris
Joseph Wood
hah, I didn't click on the image :p
Angel Gomez
Asher Sanchez
SOOURCE
Matthew Fisher
I WANT TO FUCK THE PYRO
Nicholas Hughes
purely disgusting, maybe
Lucas Rogers
There's a party van every Friday and Saturday for TF2, sometimes Sundays. They've been experimenting with different games for Sunday, three days ago was 32 player L4D2 custom campaigns.
Asher Rivera
this piece shows scouts submissive side, soldier took pity on scout for being caught out and wants to show him some tenderness for once..
Samuel Perez
actually soldier is trying to get scout to cheat on sniper with him
Connor Robinson
oohhh, some drama and exploring inter-class relationships, very intriguing, i hope when aliens discover our planet thousands of years in the future, they pull out a hard drive containing these images from the dust
Angel Reyes
take your faggotry back to OW threads
Jose Jackson
HOLY SHIT VALVE DRONES ARE CANCER
Eli Rodriguez
Bros...the fujos...
Tyler Young
It is
>most map are heavily biased towards his movement
>weapon that deals 100 direct damage with strong aoe
>minimal self damage at close range
>good weapons
>beats any class 99% of the time in a direct fight
Jaxon Lewis
I don't get it. Why scout. Is it the bucket or chicken?
Aiden Thomas
What did he mean by this
Jaxon Lee
why this pairing, what logic was behind it, why these two specific characters i dont it
Wyatt Wilson
>scout
>tattoo
James Watson
Lucas Richardson
VALVE GAMES ARE CASUAL GARBAGE
Brody Bell
NO SPY DONT DO IT, ANNOUNCAH GET DOWN
Sebastian Sanchez
Henry Cruz
I WILL SEND MY CONDOLENCES TO YOUR KANGAROO WIFE
Ryan Gonzalez
>scout with facial hair
Asher Williams
Jeremiah Baker
>thinking sniper says that
this nu-wave of tf2 players 2 bee H
Bentley Rodriguez
DEMOMAN GET DOWN!
Leo Scott
Yea Forums dubs Meet the Spy when??
Brandon Phillips
Is Turbine the worst match of all time? It's literally all of the worst parts of 2fort without the charm and memes
Carter Richardson
I AM HERE TO COMPLAIN AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME! I LOVE THE SMELL OF MY OWN SHIT
Luis Peterson
Here's how you can get fags to stop whining.
Remove random crits on range weapons
Leave them on melee because crit pans are the best thing in the game
Asher Ortiz
Turbine is at least a decent TDM map, 2fort is just liquid shit.
Andrew Jenkins
Parker Rivera
>remove random crits
thats exactly what the leftists want
Brody Edwards
*siiiiiiiiiiiiip*
yeah, those were the days
Henry Perry
corridoors then a small box with 2 smaller boxes inside of it
i dont get it
Jackson Jones
DAG NABBIT DAMMIT
Brandon Lee
>literally zero attention ever for ctf_well, the superior ctf map
Leo Peterson
lmao all these zoomers having nostalgia for tf2.
Christopher Diaz
>*decloaks on the other side of the intel*
>letrangershoot.wav+engineerpain.wav
>*cloaks again for another 10 minutes*
Brody Carter
2fort>Double Cross=Sawmill>Well>>>Landfall>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Playing something other than CTF>>>>>>>>>>>Turbine
Samuel Baker
I didn't say it was great, just decent.
Jaxson Murphy
TF2 is deader than dubstep, and I miss it every day
Cooper Rodriguez
POST YOUR SPRAY
Easton Wright
I'm a furfag who mains Engie and Pyro but I mainly stick with Engies as Pyro, is that at least better than W+M1 shitters?
Parker Gomez
whenever i join a turbine server, one team is spawncmaping with engies in mid
Joshua Jones
TF2 stopped being fun and lost it's soul to Reddit and E-Sports Autism after Tough Shit and Meet your Rage
Ryan Sullivan
It's worse. Don't bend to the w+m1 crying shitters.
Ethan Ortiz
SNAAAAAAW BLAAAAAAAAAAHAAAIIIIIIIINEEEEEED
Aiden Sanders
tf2 used to be fun, now its competitive
Noah Hall
Tu t'es perdu khey?
Robert Flores
Fuck.
I... At least know airblasting basics? I don't use the Reserve Shooter but still use the Regular Shotgun like it?
Fuck I dunno I just like DoT and helping folks out.
Grayson King
Juan Garcia
non!
Isaiah Watson
Vien par ici ma biche
Jaxon Kelly
>tfw literally all of my online friends to this day are from a rainy 2fort server i played from 2009-2014
rip hals playground
Jaxson James
>Last Online: 567 Days Ago
Aaron Rogers
Sebastian Ross
>hey look you shapeshifted into a dead guy!
Nathan Morgan
woah woah woah retard don't tell me you actually believe ctf is better than payload and KOTH
Xavier Walker
Needs to be Heavy's smash bros stage
Hudson Garcia
*Halo
Liam Campbell
He clearly has brain damage seeing as he likes 2fort. Just leave him be.
Cameron Cooper
valve drones are so casual that they hate the idea of tf2 being competive.
no wonder valve produces dumbed down quake clones.
its like you people never played tribes, unreal, quake, doom, blood.
Cooper King
Why do people get so mad when you kill them with the classic?
Brody Anderson
>implying that earlier versions of TF (Quake TF, Unreal TF, TFC etc.) are "competitive" either.
Name me one class based FPS that is "competitive".
Jordan Rogers
inb4 overwatch
Ryder Murphy
keep defending the company that killed old school fps and arena shooters then.
Adrian Kelly
How did Valve kill them? It's not like Valve making Half Life stopped people from making and buying arena FPS games at all. If the market and other developers stopped producing Arena FPS games, that is on the market and developers and not Valve.
Christopher Parker
Landon Morgan
Season 2 never ever.
Fuck you Gainax.
Xavier Wood
Fades between these two based on proximity
Evan Howard
it started the cinematic fps trend. It will forever hated by retro fps gamers.
Lincoln Moore
>last online: 1028 days ago
>this is his profile description
Jeremiah Morris
Give it up Merulafag. Your full house can't distract that it's all about Penny now
Logan Walker
Not as sad as the Heavy one desu
Luke Anderson
It hurts bro
Brandon Morgan
It starting a trend doesn't mean that you should blame them for the trend. A trend occurs when sheep and hacks copy what is popular instead of what they want to make. Again, it is on the market and developers to make Arena and Classic FPS games.
Besides that, even id Software and other classic developers went down this route.
David Turner
>Get wife into tf2
>She cant aim for shit
>has a savant for pyro for some reason
>"user, I want to make my pyro CUTE!"
>Oh no, oh no no no
>Get her 4 buckets of pink paint, head prize, and a few other cutesy pieces of shit
>At least I have a pocket pyro bullet magnet to spycheck me 24/7
Oliver Young
The one where user was called "doctor" and the "heavy" had to go see the real doctor saying that "doctor" was his only friend?
Ethan Phillips
better to have loved and lost friends, the memories we have of tf2 will forever live in our hearts long after even valve shuts down.
Elijah Campbell
Who?
John Fisher
OH BOY COULDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING
Brandon Morgan
Reminds me
>Weeb gf (Didn't last long)
>Get her into TF2
>Goes for the weeb bait spy class
>Fails at first but then gets good
>We'd always do a thing when I distract the enemy as my engineer while she stabs them
>This went on for a while
>Find her book of drawings
>mfw she drew art of my engineer and a female version of her spy
I was turned on but also weirded out. I wish I had scans of some of it because it was that out there.
Jason Richardson
oh my fucking god who remembers 3boody? some fuckin sad arab dude on youtube who got subs from double teaming cheaters on orange servers w a vaccinator medic and old DDS, he should be a /tf2/ lolcow
Nolan Robinson
Blake Richardson
>Engineer X Femspy
Sounds pretty kino desu
>Build me a toy, darling.
>Show me what that metal hand can do, monsieur~
>Dont worry, darling. That clown of a spy on the other team stands no chance against me. You just keep building.
Jaxon Bennett
>only thing I've binded is instakill on 0.
Camden James
>trying to snipe against other sniper
>feels like my shots are going right through him
>I keep dying around corners
>mfw his name was in Spanish and had much higher ping
Daniel Thomas
>gibus scout watching in corner confused and scared
someone make an sfm of this
Liam Thomas
>Orange Monkey Eagle
Grayson Fisher
i only have frag enhancing binds, not chat memeing binds.
Cooper Davis
user who posted story:
I have SFM and this sounds hilarious.
David Jenkins
If only they still did saxxys
Jacob Brown
do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
Zachary Powell
Screenshot the posts because it might take me a while to do and I might not make it for this thread.
Landon Brooks
OLD GOOD
NEW BAD
Brandon Clark
T-this p-pic is not official ? I mean, somebody just made up that pic ? R-right ?..
Ryder Reed
Doing god's work, user
Nicholas Flores
It's just a picture of soldier with one of those virtue signaling Facebook profile pic filters
Benjamin Robinson
yes, valve tweeted it out for trans visibility day 2016,
Owen Scott
Nathan Walker
BASED uglehposter.
Gavin Morales
youtube.com
THE TRUE TF2 EXPERIENCE
Jordan Hernandez
Is TF2 dead
Anthony Edwards
>has more people then New York City currently has playing it
>dead
Easton Russell
TYLER JUST SAID ON STREAM
BARELY ANYONE WORKING ON TF2 NOW
Too bad his sources are shit and hes a lying fuck who has contradicted himself 6 times in a row now
John Lee
Honestly, I feel like TF2 could easily be a test to see if an AI can wring out a patch every once in a while and I'd believe it.
Samuel Stewart
"playing"
most are farming bots, valve wiped most of them out a year ago and the player count went from 70k peak to 30k peak in one day
Chase Price
Didn't he say it was actually Team Fortress Classic that had 2 people working on it?
Levi Adams
Turbine is way fucking better. Both suffer from a turtling problem and a spawn camping problem but at least Turbine doesn't make you walk everywhere all the time.
Isaiah Barnes
2fort is not fucking built for TF OR TF2. It's an alright map otherwise.
Angel Parker
He said before, "wouldn't it be terrible if 2 people were working on TF2 right now?". Then he backtracked, then he said, "BUT IT'S CAUSE THEY WERE IN HAWAII", then he once again went back and said, "HAHA MAH SOURCES SAID NOBODY IS WORKING IN TF2"
Sebastian Smith
Austin Perry
So...training wheels?
Tyler Allen
i'm not using crutch weapons though
Eli Rogers
How does one even get unusuals? Either buy them or spend money on keys? There has to be a better way
Chase Foster
"frag enhancing binds" now thats goin in the folder
BY GOING TO CS.MONEY.NET/TF2 MY FRIEN, ALL YOUR HAT NEED SOLVED AND YOU KNOW
Ian Gutierrez
Turbine is great. The center region is perfect for ambushing and murdering everyone as Scout.
Justin Sanchez
>some sounds freeze and loop for a couple of seconds
Landon James
if there were people working on tf2 who cared, we would have an update by now.
its been over a year, valve knows they can make a million or more in over a year just from not updating.
how long can they stretch that time before they give us attention is the question.
sell your shit, play the game, but get rid of your shinies before its too late
Ryan Wilson
>minigun and scattergun shots
>demo hurt sound
>spy crit death scream
Parker Sanders
not the zoomer hat
Cooper Brooks
>If there were working on tf2 who cared, we would have an update by now
Oooor and hear me out. Valve is a company about quality over quantity. Invasion and MYM were so shit people were denouncing them. Sooo instead of having that happen again, what if they DIDN'T rush updates like MYM, took their time, and made good updates people wanted and liked?
Giving YOU attention is selfish as hell, theres 50,000 other people who play this game user, they don't have to give you diddly squat. They have to the community at large updates they enjoy.
Jason Clark
Or they could just be working on a big update.
Isaiah Jones
stop jesus christ
this is literally Stockholm syndrome
you need to accept the reality.
if they do have an update, it will not be enough, and then in a years time they will add the actual content changes to said update,
just like jungle inferno
Connor Mitchell
Gimme map ideas to make in hammer, i'm bored and want to fuck around in it.
Samuel Wright
Honestly though once Heavy is buffed what could the game need more?
You're talking as if TF2 is some sort of unfinished early-access game with no content
Xavier Wright
Space station with rotating skybox
Eli Clark
Asymmetrical CTF map
Owen Gray
Post the clip
Hudson Diaz
Ive been out of the loop what did furries do to tf2? Is it there fault for the rebalances please i need someone to blame
Brandon Powell
Someone posted long time ago an idea I find really cool: two airships fighting for a single control point
Jason Price
your ignoring everything i just said
Cameron Bennett
vertical map
Lucas Hill
a pass time map where the goals are spy's gaping asshole
Isaac Thompson
>Pyro wins the war
>gets some trash weapons
>fire particles get fixed ( which was going to happen anyways )
>Heavy loses the war
>the "1 second of shooting to reach full damage and accuracy" nerf is completely removed
>gets the banana, an amazing secondary
Lmao if someone said jungle inferno was the heavy update they wouldn't be entirely wrong
Mason Diaz
>you need to pay money to play MvM
HAHAHAH no
Isaac Ward
Funny because the new fire looks very out of place and is more annoying
Christian Harris
I just said fuck it and made a thread instead
Jaxson Perry
Pyro's flames used to be broken and inconsistent, look it up.
Xavier Cruz
what thread are you talking about
Leo Thomas
Yeah I agree,but the new ones cover the screen too much. Its a pain in the dick to use the Dfury because the fireball is way too bright and big
Jayden Ortiz
Oh absolutely they're very annoying. Once I get attacked by a pyro I can't see him at all because the flames have zero transparency
Ryan Watson
What's the saddest thing is the concept of new pyro weapons aren't bad
>Projectile based weapon that rewards consistent shots making close encounters next to multiple people a victory for the pyro
>Mobility tool that allows Pyro to reach further than he would with the detonator
>Area denial tool allowing team mates to burn enemies to make your job easier as Pyro
>Meme weapon that is in for fun
But
>Dragon's Fury was ok on launch and needed a slight buff but instead got a nerf
>Jetpack's deploy time is still too long and the "burn enemies with the exhaust" stat is bugged
>Gas Passer takes too long to charge, doesn't start full charge and the afterburn it gives is pitiful. Only useful in MvM and only on specific waves
>Hot Hand doesn't get used because people don't want to do all the contracts to get it when they can get the banana.
Josiah Hill
Robert Morris
lol nice zoomer map faggot
Andrew Ramirez
source
Camden Flores
How to fix the JI weapons
>D-Fury back to launch status
>you can use the jetpack in the air like the MvM upgrade
>gas passer afterburn cant be remove and is a different afterburn from regular flame weapons
>hot hand slaps refresh afterburn duration
Ayden Torres
>new map has nothing at all to do with fire or infernos
>is instead yeti themed, a creature that's very similar to heavy in stature
>heavy even gets a yeti costume
I'm convinced Valve expected heavy to win the contest and decided to shit on pyro out of spite when he won.
Austin Morgan
i use this all the time
Jayden Adams
>I'm convinced Valve expected heavy to win the contest
This is my headcanon now as well.
Jason Butler
I turned homeless 4 years ago but I still have my steam account and I'm planning to buy a PC and play the shit out of tf2 when I find a way to change my life.
It's a promise I did to myself, I hope I'll be able to hold it.
Joshua Allen
Aiden Cook
Also, while you're at it, please change the design of the Dragon's Fury. Seriously, TF2's weapons are all visually pleasing, but that one is so fucking ugly.
Zachary Powell
Heavy update is canceled.
a.uguu.se
Tyler Campbell
arena_watchtower...
home.
at least it was before valve killed comm servers and removed arena mode.
Owen Richardson
I agree, its too blocky
Jaxon Fisher
dont click this link, it makes your computer start producing mustard gas
Chase Davis
>no more major updates planned
it's truly ogre now.
f
Jace Price
fuck it. they need to fix the pile of shit before they fuck off.
matchmaking is a hot piece of shit and most of the new hats/maps are unoptimized as fuck.
at least if they fixed those, the game could be kept alive by the community.
Daniel Garcia
Help the OP you faggots.
Ryan Moore
Anthony Reed
>tfw no pyro gf
Carson Flores
Ain't clicking this. What is it?
Brody Morris
the death of a classic. end of an era. valve being valve.
Oliver Morris
it doesnt open 4 me, show me the video
Liam Brooks
wacky faces
post em
Ryder Wright
its an mkv file, right click and save as then open it in your media player.
Daniel Robinson
Julian James
New update when?
Robert Russell
i can not imagine ever being this stupid
this level of retardation is genuinely unfathomable for me and i am very thankful for that
Michael Peterson
Levi Lee
nevr
Isaac Bell
I did that but the download fails. Could somebody upload it somewhere?