what video game character is worthy enough to pick up this badboy?
What video game character is worthy enough to pick up this badboy?
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probably link since he has no personality
doom guy
capeshit, but link
I wonder who's behind that low blow
Any
optimus prime
What’s even the deal with the hammer?
How one is “worthy”?
Has there been an instance where doomguy used magical weapons?
Chosen Undead, nigga basically kills gods until he becomes one.
DORYAH
By clapping to the forced gay guy in the beginning, to captain marvel and to the feminism power scene at the end
Depends on what you mean by magical. Nu Doom has a giant energy sword filled with science fiction bullshit magic hell energy.
in this case, I don't think the hammer would recognize his as worthy, it would fear him
Kratos his axe was designed to rival the power of mjolnir
his armor is heaven magic tech
you are now remembering of all characters, vision also picked that shit up
good enough...
My moe anime girls could do it
Rex from XC2, but only if Mjöllnir is a cute girl :^)
What do I win?
Ranger from Quake
The Knight, maybe Shepard, Freeman
Do hell made guns count?
a surprise trip to the doctor
If DLC is anything to go off of, Thor himself would be the blade for Mjolnir. Lightning Shield Hammer with the great axe moveset
when does it stop being forced for you
what an ugly fucking mace
Odin can wield it too
solaire
it's a hammer, retard.
Only white males of pure Aryan heritage can wield it
Has age of mythologies a thor?
dude
Avengers assemble was fucking kino
Vision was an inanimate object powered by an infinity stone, it doesnt count
Is beta ray bill white?
Originally?
Only Thor may wield the hammer, because he's the one who has it, and he can't lose it because it always returns to him.
Also, he needs a special glove for holding the hammer, because its handle is too short, because Loki turned himself into a horsefly and distracted the smith at a critical moment.
If someone got hold of the hammer and the glove, though, they wouldn't need to be "worthy" of anything else.
Cirno could wield mjolnir discus
It lets you literally smite heathens
Nope lol.
The Cap combo MAD was worth the price of admission
the pig in this image represents me after reading this
>Also, he needs a special glove for holding the hammer, because its handle is too short, because Loki turned himself into a horsefly and distracted the smith at a critical moment.
Norse mythology in general is pretty out there but every Loki story is petty insanity
Asura would just get angrier until he can pick it up
Is the Master Sword more or less choosy than Mjolnir? No one besides a Link has ever canonically weirded it but not all Links are reincarnations of the same guy
Shockingly, no one in my theater clapped throughout the whole film. Early morning matinees are the best.
>avengers.............................................................................................assemble
>9
Impressive
I would say equally picky, but there are far fewer heroes in hyrule compared to the marvel universe
Tatsuya Sao
>3mb for a second and half gif
but why
Guys, do you by any chance also watch Game of Thrones? It's such a great show, let me talk about it for all eternity, I'm such a fun of it :)
halo
>2019
>gif
Also Kirby
BotW is where the sword is the pickiest, ironically since Link already had it before the events of the game. I'd imagine he had to prove his worth again because he was reckless abusing the power of the sword and got himself killed for it the first time
The good ol' days
Haru
easy there smart guy, we're clearly talking about comic books here, not shit from the edda
Master Chief.
Shepard
Cap is the MVP of the MCU followed by Thor and Ant-Man
now Mario has a mother job to do
>Rem
Walking cancer.
Chosen undead/cursed undead
I about nutted when he was fighting Thanos with Mjolnir.
>M-MUH EPIC HELMET REDDIT GUY!!!
Thor and his little titty goth sister aaaaaaand it's gone
The Belmonts
this is the thing about capeshit movies
people expect fucking cinema, but, like comic books, the stories are straight garbage 99% of the time (up to and including End Game)
but you watch that shit for the fan service. It's gratuitous cape porn and I love that shit
tossing Molnijr into the shield, having them bounce around as he tossed in kicks
Glad Cap was kicking ass due to skill and tactics. He’s not as strong as Ironman and Thor on a base level so I’m glad they didn’t take the easy route and just make Cap’s physical strength stronger so he could stand toe to toe with Thanos.
Hercules could lift it tho
Master Chief.
Sora. 100%, Sora.
WOWWWWWW!!! SUPER HEROES!!!!!!!! :O I LOVE SUPER HEROES!!!!!!!!!
capeshit belongs on Yea Forums.
Would Samus be worthy?
This. People who hate on capeshit like to act better than others when they don’t realize that half the people who enjoy capeshit are in fact fully aware of how shitty they are but instead of acting like an edgy contrarian asshole, they’re sit back and revel in how fanservice-y the movies are and are able to be happy.
Shao Kahn.
you're on Yea Forums bub
your tastes are demonstrably on par with people who like super hero movies
i fucking hate capeshit and anything related to superheroes but i would make this pic my PC wallpaper any day holy shit
Samus committed genocide. Cap couldn’t even wield it in Age of Ultron despite being the epitome of a good boy.
You know whats worse than jannies and mods who do it for free?
You, who do it unofficially for free.
Just finished munchin 3 third chords, step aside losers.
>i’m contrarian and that makes me cool B-)
>"Here's the thinguh, Thanosuh"
That's Gullinbursti, the magic flying pig that glows in the dark.
He's the best character in the entire pantheon.
>Loki cuts off Sif's hair for shits and giggles
>Thor, Sif's husband, is fucking furious and wants to break every one of his bones
>instead, Loki convinces Thor that he's going to travel to Svartalfheim and get the dwarves to forge Sif a wig
>he somehow convinces the dwarves to do exactly that
>also they made Gungnir, the best spear ever, and Skidbladnir, the best ship ever
>not satisfied with this, Loki finds some other dwarves and dares them into making more magic items by saying they could never ever make magic items as good as the ones he already has
>literally bets his head that they can't pull it off
>dwarves take the bait
>except now Loki needs to make sure they actually can't pull it off, or they'll claim his head
>turn into a fly and try to distract the dwarves
>they still manage to create some amazing magic items
>the hammer Mjölnir, the glow-in-the-dark pig, and a ring that makes more rings
>Loki got his magic items, but lost the bet
>then that sly bastard argues that technically, because he only bet his head, the dwarves have no right to harm his neck, so sadly he cannot complete his end of the bargain
>the dwarves begrudgingly agree, and settle for sewing his idiot mouth shut
You can't stop me.
When the movie gets uploaded on either Netflix or torrent sites, just skip to that fight and watch it. Whole movie and series is shit but everything is worth it just for that climax.
>tfw Doctor Strange had like no good scenes in the new movie
The closest I can think of is him giving Tony the "one" sign. I was hoping for more surreal magic shit like in IW
as much as i like abe, besides being pure of heart you have to be a great warrior as well
t. user on videogames board of anime website
But the genocide was for the good of the universe.
Cape is the western equivalent of shonen anime.
>okay I get it, this story makes little sense and in fact is barely passable BUT DID YOU SEE HOW HARD THE BAD GUY GOT PUNCHED? HE SAW THE FUCKING CURVATURE OF THE EARTH FUCK YEAH.
Thrall ofc
>tfw got put on water duty because he had a 1v1 with thanos during infinity war
same reason we got boomer thor I think, he had all his awesome moments in infinity war
Strange and Wong were responsible for literally assembling the avengers at the end. And I'm glad they got the time stone from TAO instead of him, Tilda Swinton is great.
Better story is thor dressing up like Freya to fake marry laufey, beard and all
I never watched the Captain America movies but everything with him in Endgame was kino
I mean, he was dead the entire film
All the portals appearing behind the cap was pretty amazing. I didn’t like how Strange had to hold back the lake collapsing during the fight though. Would have been rad to see an extension to his fight with Thanos from Infinity War and see him actually get the upper hand.
Winter Soldier is the best MCU movie
>doomguy doesn't have a face
i fucking hate how doom copied halo, despite accusations of halo copying doom
They're some of the best movies of the MCU, especially the 2nd one.
Cap also killed a lot of nazis tho
and it’s a bad thing why? Yeah, it’s popular but no one other than the imaginary strawman in your head is raising it up to be more than a well done summer action blockbuster that appeals to the masses. People who consumed it are more then aware of what the intentions were (money) .
You are aware that thinking you’re above things that are popular or doesn’t have the same depth as [art house xyz] doesn’t make you special or unique right?
The first one is trash but the other two were director by the same guys who did the Avengers movies.
I always wondered what the runes on the kirk meant.
Sure it was. You are not a puppet to an organization who more often than not needs you to clean up their messes.
>moefaggot
yikes
>The first one is trash
Confirmed for not being a star spangled man with a plan.
>We need a Hero whose heart is as pure as his soul, someone who understands what scrafice means.....someone worthy....
He's pretty much Captain America just with red hair and badass Armor.
Only downies will say that scene wasn't kino as fuck.
I was agreeing with you though. I wasn't being sarcastic in my greentext
Take it back.
Only acceptable answer
Only the first few have been translated, no one really knows what they mean but it apparently talks about "13% of the population."
on your left
That scene was hype too
>hates first avenger
Unfreakingbelieveable.
These two
utterly based
Iron Man dies.
Cap goes back in time to live in the 40s.
Falcon becomes the new Captain America.
Genuine question: why was winter soldier reviewed so good? I personally couldn’t find many things that i liked a lot in the movie unlike many others
My b
thank you retard
anyone who's anyone has already seen it
Based and redpilled
any dota 2 hero
Anyone who wanted to see the movie and is actually worried about spoilers has already seen it. You’re doing nothing other than jerking yourself off about how epicly edgy you are by doing that.
u mad
You're a bit late. Based on the numbers, everyone who cares already saw it
Based.
SHAO KAHN
i saw it last thursday
spoilerposting is only relevant for the days before and immediately following a release
How can DJ be such a based man.
>Implying
I just like the actions scenes and the movie flowed pretty smoothly.
You're acting like 1 billion people haven't seen it already.
He shouldn't have whispered it.
but unlike that big ass hammer it’s not that heavy so zelda can hold it
That looks way too clean, is there a new link? only got this one m.chinachenxi.com
based
Solid Snake is worthy
wow user I'm sure a lot of people who haven't seen the movie yet and are really looking forward to it are lurking in the thread about avengers
Literally every single fucking hero in Dota.
Powerful and brave
I understand other boards hating on it but fucking Yea Forums? the same board that jizzed during the whole DMC V main story?
This. Also, boomer Thor is > OG thor
>nigger woman is new king of asgard
>nigger man is now captain america
YIIIIIIIIIIIIKES
>spent most his career being a murdering tool
>then was genuinely good with Philantrophy for only a couple of years
>then stopped giving a shit after aging and becoming depressed, only fighting after his friends convinced him to and only for personal reasons
absolutely not, snake is flawed as fuck
cope harder whiteboi
Forced gay guy?
Did I miss something?
Because that retarded ass game was shilled by redditors and manchildren.
One has to be Volkish, Strong, Heroic and Just.
What do you need to pick Thor hammer again?
>When you've been shitting out these movies for so long you have to start adapting the comicbook equivalent of clickbaits
Sam will probably stay relevant but the shit with valkyrie was definitely to write her out, and more importantly, get thor in with the guardians
Popular = bad unless it's Nintendo
A good ass
But he was European. “Aryan” isn’t the right word “Indo-European” is.
has no one really said the most obvious answer yet?
A bald fuck may be able to do it in a couple of games
Eggman then
You need to shit on kids playing fortnite
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT
i liked sam and bucky in civil war, hopefully they still work together
The chief, probably
He wasn't worthy at that time because he was keeping a secret from Tony
Was it kino?
>Red hair
Where did this fucking meme come from? He has brown hair and blue eyes and is pale as fuck.
>Forced gay guy
Wasn't that Bruce talking about the Hulk? It was a joke.
Don't even begin to pretend the feminism scene wasn't the most forced thing in cinema.
He is talking about the therapy session cap had at the beginning, there was a guy talking about having a date with another guy.
That's America's Ass
Ant-Man is great and wish he had more screen time.
The Soul Cube in Doom 3. Plus that hell gun from 64.
I ended up laughing in that scene since I could only think about how the guy was one of the Russo brothers, he was talking about a date with the other one.
I thought it was one of the russo's talking about dating the other one, i mean it was still a gay scene but i took it as a breaking the 4th wall joke
>people are unironically like this
That makes sense I guess, didn't knew that was one of them.
Well they are getting a TV show denofgeek.com
I am just glad there is really no reason to keep watching these movies.
I self insert and I'm probably the greatest most humble person I know. So my answer is me.
black?
epic and edgy
>Not being Captain Falcon
ISHYGDDT
I will back this up. This user can probably pick up the hammer
Same
Would unrioncally feed the Disney monopoly if it was a B-tier buddy cop drama with Fury as the equivalent of their inspector/captain, and Maria Hill as the competent side officer that actually does all the legwork while these two stumble in and solve the cases by accident.
Yes because that and wielding Mjolnir made up for the shit show that was Secret Empire
Thanks buds. It's always nice when people recognize greatness.
It's implied that the heroes spirit can wield it once it proves itself in that incarnation, but other people can still hold it. Zelda has manipulated it a few times, namely in OoT and Windwaker to give it back to Link, but she is literally the reincarnated goddess that made the damn thing so that isn't a great example. Ghirahim can also use it, but that was pre-master sword technically, and Ghirahim himself also isn't a person, so that also makes it a bad example. I didn't really peove anything here, but I am not about to let that stop me
they didnt just trip thanos and pin him down with mjolnir
these "superhumans" sure are dumb as potatos hah
I was already getting tired of capeshit, but Endgame was pretty entertaining and a nice conclusion to these whopping 10 years of movies. A really heartwarming ending.
But I'm not interested in watching any other MCU besides Spidey and GotG 3. Good thing it's pretty much over.
He can probably at least move it with sheer strength but yeah, they had two of them, just dropping a single one on him would be enough
>GotG 3
I don't know, it could be good because of Thor but they could waste the entire movie getting Gamora back.
>two of them
i dont think stormbreaker worked the same way mjolnir did
i might be dead wrong tho i only know this shit from movies and they really dont do a good job of explaining how space magic works
Why wouldn't it? It's supposed to be a strictly better version of mjolnir.
thanos used the stormbreaker and almost killed thor with it so no
>entire movie is them looking for gamora
>stumble upon some random villain terrorizing a peaceful planet
>help them and people of the planet have some magical power of finding green cunts anywhere in the universe
>they find gamora
>she reveals theres some threat coming
>last scene is new main villain
>avengers assemble #5, 6 and 7 commence
>capeniggers
Fuck capeshit and fuck the faggot jannies that put up the DON'T SPOIL MUH GAY ASS CAPESHIT sticky on Yea Forums, the absolute fucking state of this site
Best boy who deserves better
>tfw his first two minutes of screentime in Endgame were way better than the entirety of his second movie
I'm fine with whatever, as long as there's payoff with that Adam Warlock hint in the GotG2 credits, or a setup for Nova.
I would like Dormammu to be the next big bad, now that Strange doesn't have the Time Stone to threaten him anymore. They could use it as a way to introduce Eternity and the Celestials.
What are you gonna do, talk about video games?
It was a heavily improvised version of Mjollnir. Stormbreaker doesn’t have the same enchantments as Mjollnir I believe and can be wielded by anyone.
>can be called by thor
>made from the same stuff
>has the teleport ability from the rainbow portal sword
I just want them to get to the phases where current heros become massive villains. Its cliche but good guys that you followed for the majority of the story turning into main antagonists and must face their previous allies is god-tier
stormbreaker is supposed to be fit for a king's power and the "greatest weapon" while Mjollnir was supposed to be training wheels for thor
Yeah, it could be called an Ally War. Or War of Heros. Or Civil Conflict. Something like that probably.
But Civil War only kinda okay.
well that's a fuckin stretch
>made by last surviving creator of original Mjollnir (one person who also didn’t even have use of their hands)
>crafted from generic template
>birthed from dying star which energies couldn’t even kill Thor (don’t know how Mjollnir was made so this point might not stand up)
>hilt is made from Groot’s arms
>Mjollnir can only be called forth and weirder by the worthy whereas Stormbreaker does not have this enchantment
I don’t know too much about it but I’m pretty sure Stormbreaker is weaker than Mjollnir
Civil War they both weren’t really /villans/. They had conflicting ideals that clashed violently but they were still righteous and did considerable good.
I’m talking point of no return tier villany
Is this the famed speedwatcher that only appears once every 100 years, capable of dwarfing the combined retardation of all speedreaders?
no that's shitty, lazy writing that requires way too many people acting out of character
You know it.
I stand corrected though and I am man enough to admit that I am wrong and you are also gay
>Korg and Miek return as Boomer Thor's bros
>don't join the Guardians with Thor at the end
Justify this, I fucking dare you.
The Sokovia Accords were created by suits strictly for the purpose of militarizing heroes and making them a branch of the US military to be deployed in the interests of the nation. They can word it as for the "greater good" as much as they want, but that would have been the end result of keeping the heroes on leashes.
Iron Man's side was strictly in the wrong.
The Civil War 2 comics handled it pretty well (i.e Danvers was still a massive bitch) but I doubt they’ll ever bring back Ironman for movies
They probably just wanted to stay home and play video games all day. Could you blame them?
Unironically Maxwell.
He can just give himself the "worthy" adjective.
>Justify this
No Fortnite in space
Unfortunately, they dropped the ball on two possibilities. Specifically when Tony won Civil War and became a bully who pushed everyone around and with World War Hulk which was setup but then pulled out of in the same movie.
>stark is able to make a gauntlet capable of holding the stones in a few days when it took thanos the best weaponsmith in the universe
Not vidya technically but I’ll take it
>Amazing fucking movie
>Eager to play the tie-in game no matter how bad
>Remember Disney stopped letting people make games 10 years ago
Oh.
>Pit wields Storm breaker
>flies off with it
>mid flight somehow becomes unworthy because Pit is a dumbass
>Pit plummets without even thinking ‘I could just go of it’
Sasuga Pit
He fights for justice.
Mjolnir would go even deeper to the ground if that fucker would try to take.
What would you want from an Endgame video game? How would it work?
>mfw Rage mode scarlet witch.
Link is both not the same and same guy every game
>No one besides a Link has ever canonically weirded it
Linebeck
Imagine caring about capeshit.
Shitty KT musou game with PS3-era graphics and DLC characters.
Like Arcade's Revenge where you start out killing Thanos, and then get to pick a character who goes through their own ordeal getting the stones.
She almost single handedly took out Thanos. No idea why she didn’t immediately go back after him after the bullets started raining down.
Thor committed Ice Giant genocide.
It's almost as if v isn't one person and different people have different opinions.
The Last Guardian of Asgard
That's the Phantom sword. Not sure how different the two are supposed to be, though.
>tfw thought black widow was scarlet witch the entire movie
Her name is Scarlett ffs
Wasn’t Master Sword. That was the Phantom Sword
Didn't she get directly hit by the barrage?
That's impossible, the master sword doesn't appear in Phantom Hourglass.
Zelda picks it up in WW tho
You can be flawed, you just need the right virtues.
Which Snake obviously does not have. since that last line.
I think a good concept is a hero willing to fight, be selfless to the point of sacrifice, and not have persistent overpowering self-doubt or guilt.
Unironically, Goku may be able to do it. Despite his idiocy, he's almost immediately ready to fight on the behalf of others. Even on occasion his fight boner takes a back seat to doing what's just plain practical. And he's died like three or four times, granted his concept of death is pretty weak since it's been a revolving door since he was 14.
She uses magic, right? She probably lost focus, like when you interrupt a spell.
1. Storm Breaker has no worthy enchantment, anyone strong enough to lift it can
2. Pit can't fly on his own, if he plummeted with Storm Breaker he'd plummet without it as well.
how does thor do it while maintaining a personality?
sigh not even the strngest hammer he has used
>tfw realizing you ended up on the worst route and forgot to make a backup save
>not liking the kino ho-229 scene
I got a thing for giant burning flying wings, too much ace combat i think
>Long battle comes to its climax
>Gauntlet is dropped
>Thor and Cap try their hardest to take it off Thanos with no avail
>Thanos smirks at tony
>I am inevitabl-
>simultaneously “*tsk tsk* your next line will be “I am inevitable” from Ironman
>Ironman’s gauntlet he crafted explodes taking off Thanos’ arm
I don’t know why I half expected that. Like I genuinely thought that was the route they were going to take. It makes sense that the Gauntlet didn’t have any self explosion/anti-Thanos plan built into it seeing how the last thing they expected to happen was for Thanos to show up again
Well the cloud works almost the same as the hammer.
Sam Fisher
She looked fine when she stepped up to help Peter
Not to mention, she was the only person who was able to damage Thanos’ blade
Divine free pass
Was anyone else surprised that Captain America was able to wield it considering he was concealing that gay dude and seemed supportive of gay marriage?
The hammer must not consider objective truth.
As long as he inhales either it or Thor then I'm sure Kirby can.
>over
Why do you people keep saying this? The MCU will never end baby, there’s years of capeshit planned already
It's a joke, no need to get butthurt
think he has a time travel thing in the doom 3 expansion
the cloud probably stops working for goku halfway through Z where it becomes evident how selfish he really is
The cloud is more childlike innocence. Children who were frequently paralyzed with fear or were willing to let Goku go off and fight their battles could ride it as well.
You don't need webms for literally everything
would they stop thanos from snaping if star-lord held his autism back?
Starlord’s autism worked in Guardians 2
Don’t know why he smacked Thanos instead of blasting the shit out of him though.
No way. They don't have any way to dispose of the glove and as seen in Endgame, base Thanos is still more than a match for them. Without Scarlet Witch, Captain Whatever, Thor or the Hulk present they never stood a chance.
Probably not since that wasn't part of the one timeline Strange saw.
>mfw the Russos confirm that the rat not getting into ant-man's van was the one thing holding back all those other scenarios from success
Wouldn't strange be able to just take it and bail? The problem would be the ones left in titan
wouldnt starlord be able to use it though, the whole ego thing you know
strange with help could take thanos
What the fuck was up with that? Totally forgot, was it really just motherfucking luck?
Bail to where? He can't warp across the universe.
He lost that power didn't he? He was barely able to withstand the power stone.
>using webms for fucking reaction images
fucking zoomers
Ant-Man was so irrelevant that everyone forgot to bring him back from the fantastic voyage.
Even though half of all people are dead they still had time to impound his minivan.
The other side of titan?
it will be a long time until a new big bad since now they can use the fantastic 4 and x.men
Why didn’t Tony just snap away Thanos and his major henchmen? He might have gotten a little bit damaged from the gauntlet but he definetly wouldn’t have died and the rest of the hero’s could have taken care of all the minor goons left over
Who else busted a huge nut with the final scene with iron man.
>boomer thor
>boomer dante
>boomer johnny cage
what a time to be alive
>now they can use the fantastic 4
They can build up DOCTOR DOOM or The Maker.
>I saw some whales in the bay. They were eating the corpses of all the people who killed themselves this morning.
Ever the optimist
I don't think that's how it works, hulk was barely capable to withstand putting on the glove let alone use it.
>didn't post the GOAT
one of the most beautiful games on the snes
Mario. He actually has a profession that could utilize it.
>infinity wars
>thor axe can BTFO thanos even with all the stones
>endgame
>thor axe and hammer barely do shit
how
Maybe because he's a fat fuck now?
I fucking came
BABY THANOS
JOHNNY 5 IS ALIVE
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Hulk was fine until he snapped half the universe back into existence
Thanos explained that at the beginning of the film that doing incredibly strenuous things with the stone (birthing a new planet/snapping half the universe back into life) can cause damage to the user. The reason as to why Thanos didn’t get damaged by the initial snap is because the original gauntlet was better crafted and Thanos is realatively tough
Hulk used the stones in the way equivalent to Thanos in infinity was but was damaged due to either Half Hulk not being as tough or Tony’s gauntlet not being able to contain the stones as well as the original gauntlet.
What I’m trying to get at, I’m pretty sure damage done to the user is equivilent to what the user demands from the stones (like if Tony decided to birth a flower with the stones he would have been fine whereas destroying Thanos’ entire army is what got him killed by the sones.)
Honestly the enchantment on Mjolnir is "whosoever holds this hammer, be they worthy, shall have the power of Thor."
Holding the hammer should by Odin's logic make him essentially an Asgardian, physically speaking.
>five years of gaming
>after one year of adventuring ending terribly
>after a good ten years of gladiatorial slavery on a garbage warp planet
I wouldn’t want to go back out either dude.
i would really preffer if it actually ended with ant man expanding up thanos ass
>tfw some nonsense comic book character is more popular than the real thing
Oof. Right in the heritage.
He was designated to be the butt of the joke in endgame, plus, if he actually got shit done with two fucking mjolnirs from the very beginning like he should have, there would be no excuse for having all the heroes wipe the floor with the cannon fodder, and that includes the mandatory cap marvel grrl power scene or having every single woman casually being around to save peter's ass
peter should have had more screentime, even though he was only resurrected and warped into the fight at the very end
Counterpoint: Dual wielding Mjolnir AND Stormbreaker
Either everyone was in it or everyone was out
I saw it 10am sunday, only reactions where when Cap picked up the hammer and when everyone began porting in. Can't blame them, I was basedboying too, but a girl two seats to my right was almost hyperventilating.
Can't wait to see how that timeline progresses.
>Hey cap'n, we're gonna go beat up some fags. Wanna join us?
Kiryuu
doesnt hulk regen anything with sheer rage or absorbing gamma radiation?
>Hulk was fine
>>You literally see the glove burn his skin off all the way to his shoulder just because he's wearing it
it's unironically true
sorry bro
Thanos even without the stones is incredibly strong
This
What a fucking retard.
He dragged down a bunch of goons into what I assume is a paralell dimension where the ground is made out of butts.
The Doom 3 marine is another guy according to the lore.
Wasn't it also confirmed by a writer that by either Civil War or Infinity War Vision wouldn't be able to lift it anymore, after becoming more human, and flawed.
>gets his skull caved in on screen
>Loki gets his neck snapped with an audible popping sound on screen
IW was pretty brutal in comparison to the rest of the franchise.
Do people unironically clap? Here nobody made any noise whatsoever.
>The reason as to why Thanos didn’t get damaged by the initial snap
He did get damaged by the first snap you blind retard.
Go watch infinity war. The second snap to destroy the stones was what finished fucking his half up.
Reminder that WW Link wasn't a chosen hero. He had to earn the right to use it.
Protagonists with no personality are usually there so players can self-insert, it doesnt say anything about the quality of the game
you were close user
>pirates your legendary weapon
heh, nothin personnel
Pfft. Endgame has a guy get his throat slit while he begs for mercy with blood flying all over the place. And Thanos bisects a guy.
Engage on reproduction
If the sorceress from Dragon's Crown can sprint and fight without a bra not even this bullshit "worthy" requirement will make it heavy enough for her.
I don't know. I feel like cartoonish decapitation isn't nearly as brutal as anything like slow, painful bone crushing. The throat slit was relatively tame too, since the guy did the standard "hold hand over the invisible wound" to hide the gore, whereas Loki was suffocated and then had his neck snapped on screen for a good 30 seconds.
>don't see cap marvel
>think I'm missing out
>turns out she's just a cosmic taxi
nice
ryu and sora are the only characters i can think of at the top of my head
>legend of reddit
unsurprising
Doom guy; just to destroy it immediately to prevent demons from potentially using it (or just for the shits and gigs)
>tfw i was the only laughing during the lebowski joke
>Pit stops using Palutena's flying blessing and uses Mjolmir to move around
>he always lands face to the ground or walls cuz he is room temperature IQ
fund it
Cap helped commit white genocide
The story was meant to show the emotional/psychological effect on normal/non-main characters and people who had their pre-snap spouses taken away. How in any way was it forced? If he used 'she' instead of 'him' the scene literally doesn't change in meaning or effect.
My bad, I watched movie last week and I couldn’t remember what happened.
I just rewatched the scene. He has a couple minor burns on his side after snapping but on top of that, his wounds that he got after being pierced by Stormbreaker appears to have been fully healed post snap.
Either way, it still stands that damage done by the stones to its users correlates to what is done with the stones so why didn’t Tony not snap away all of Thanos’ army and instead just Thanos
Obvious answer is heat of the moment thinking but it’s still fun to think about
That sorta also leans into Tony’s gauntlet just not being as good as the original gauntlet
I’VE BEEN ABLE TO PICK UP HAMMERS 5 TIMES THE SIZE OF THAT PUNY THANG
why is Linebeck so based bros
Honestly I'd watch an entire movie about them playing paper football. I withstood it for a while but now Marvel's got me by the balls.
FUCK IT; GIMME THAT THERE AXE TOO.
>Nintendo x Marvel crossover
>Pit and Peter are resident dumbass good boys with heart of gold
>Even Peter is surprised by how dumb Pit can be
>Luigi and the Hulk have a dab-off
>clapping a dour, depressing scene
You're a special kind of retard.
>Captain Falcon Vs. Captain America
Shit now I want this
Honestly I didn't even know the movie had started at first. I thought it was a trailer about some shitty romcom. It took me like 2 minutes to remember oh yeah, there's some bow faggot avenger I guess?"
Je suis monté!
how do i not read this in dedede's voice
And he himself didn't become worthy until he proved that he changed.
>A scene where every female superhero gathers to beat a villain is feminism
>When anime does it too
Gender is a non-factor when you at least have a modicum of talent or merit to help, if only a little. Such a scene was only a typical media trope, nothing more or less.
t. Someone who adores Estelle Bright from TitSky and Yunica Tovah from Ys
made me chuckle
Still didn't stop me from cringing into oblivion. There's just so much wrong with it. But whatever, the rest of the movie was good.
She gets off to killing shadows so I doubt it.
I can get how you can cringe at it, but in reality it’s not any different than any other pandering fanservice-y type scene in the entire movie.
If that one scene in such a big movie can impact a little girl in a positive way then I personally think it’s worth it despite me myself cringing at it.
i legit wonder what Thor's reaction would be to see someone like Pit lift the hammer, despite his twink look he is strong as fuck enough to use Magnus sword with enough force to create a wind cutting current while Magnus who is jacked as fuck cant, also Pit doesnt have problem with killing villain.
Best and worst 3 things of the movie?
My problem with the female-led charge, as well as Gay Russo, was it felt like the absolute bare minimum effort put forth to acknowledge minorities. It's a literal "hey gamers" moment and feels incredibly out of touch, considering the entire franchise has been built entirely on nostalgia-pandering.
Both scenes felt like they were written by robot suits sitting in a baord room, whose only knowledge of the world comes from Twitter and Wikipedia articles.
Sure whatever it wasn't that horrible that it ruined it for me but captain mary sure was unbearable, it's like every time she appeared no one was allowed to even look at her in a bad way, the way the raccoon always just cowered to her when he always made snarky remarks towards literally everyone else was too much.
Those cheesing cock suckers can fuck right off.
Kirby.
>that GIRL POWA scene during the most important part of the movie
what were they thinking?
He’s got a movie or two to pull shit off. Tony and Capt needed the time for a send off.
Braum from LoL. He's obviously worthy.
Thor would probably congratulate him and ask him to go drink a beer only for Pit to ask for a lemonade. He knows the hammer's magic bullshit anyway and physical strenght has nothing to do with being able to wield it or not.
Also Thor himself is willing to kill villains, see the first ten minutes of Endgame. A no-kill rule is not necessary to being worthy.
This is the only agreeable argument against the A-Force team scene in my opinion.
Any Protagonist. Because they are the protagonist, It's not a mater of worthiness. It's a matter plot convenience.
where I don't remember
The scene where Captain Marvel flies through the ship is the exact fucking scene where Kirby comes in on the Dragoon in Subspace
Hail Hydra, America's Ass, and Cap wielding the hammer
Worst are girl power scene, Captain Marvel in general, and no post credits scene.
I had a bunch of high school girls in front of me who lost their shit when Spiderman came back. One of them spent the entire rest of the movie sobbing hysterically.
>White super hero
Aw hell yea
>Black super hero
yeah yeah yeah toss that shit in there!
>Asian super hero
Nah, how about a chubby dude who isn’t the main character of the series and runs away for half the movie
Majority of the worlds population is Asian. China would have engineered 1000s of shitty knock off Ironmen after the first movie
Hawkeye killing dudes in Japan.
Best
>Cap wielding the hammer
>Cap standing up against Thanos and his entire army
>Strange holding up the finger and mouthing "one"
Worst
>Fortnite (zero reason to show what game they're playing other than for people to go I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW FORTNITE)
>Hawkeye's entire existence in the movie
>Black Widow's death
hey, what's wrong with Hawkeye
>Soul Stone requires the sacrifice of what one loves the most
>Hawkeye doesn't bitch slap Red Skull and say "I've already lost everything I love"
>instead he kills Black Widow
What did Kevin Feige mean by this?
Also wasn’t he supposed to end up with the Asgardian warrior chick?
Pic related
Captain Marvel was the worst in this movie. I didn't think she could get any worse from her solo movie.
Is it bad that I found Thor yelling at a little kid online actually funny? I didn’t even notice it was Fortnite at first
why do people hate hawkeye?
>I can get how you can cringe at it, but in reality it’s not any different than any other pandering fanservice-y type scene in the entire movie.
Sure it is. It's a colossal contrivance in a movie that's otherwise pretty good giving some sort of reason behind its coincidences.
That scene and Tony saying I am Iron man in a serious way was legitimately the coolest shit in the past year in movies
>Hawkeye's entire existence in the movie
He’s got the virtue and strength... but really lacks... I don’t know... leadership I guess. He’s just a good thug.
How Goku was portrayed in the English version of DBZ towards the end... maybe.
This was absolutely my favourite scene, it sent chills down my spine.
I was so absorbed in the moment that I forgot that everyone was snapped back since nothing seemed to happen when Hulk did it.
everyone underestimates Kirby, EVERYONE
Best:
>Cap’s character was absolutely amazing in this and was a great send off to his character. Had a ton of great moments and held his own against Thanos and his army
>Ant-man was used well in this movie
>Fight choreography was well telegraphed and clear despite there being a ton of characters on screen at once. Cap throwing Mjollnir into the shield having it bounce back and catching Thanos off guard over and over again and the scene where all the heroes dash at Thanos’ army was incredibly gratifying.
Worst:
>Hawkeye’s haircut and mass amount of screen time. I surprisingly didn’t mind Hawkeye too much throughout the movie but Jermey Renner is ugly as sin
>Black Widow’s death was incredibly corny
>Fat Thor was over played and Thor felt like he lost all his character development he gained in Ragnarock and Infinity War. I also just wanted to see buff short haired Hemsworth again
Megaman X probably.
who cares
My man Clint goes on a killing spree, then Black Widow comes up and is all like "you know we could just go back in time and prevent all of this", and suddenly he's back to being OG Hawkeye. They build up how much his family means to him, but then suddenly Black Widow is the thing he loves the most. Then he gets his family back and suddenly he's all about being a family man again.
The scene itself was funny, but showing Fortnite itself just felt really odd to me. There's nods and references, then there's "HERE'S FORTNITE YOU KIDS KNOW THAT RIGHT"
Are there any Asian superheroes other than Saitama?
It was a deal between Epic and Disney, Fortnite is doing another Thanos event so it was only fitting
>Avengers Assemble
>remember that the Avengers are now named after Capt. Carol "Avenger" Danvers.
The free food I was given for going to see Captain Marvel was not worth the stain it put on the series.
>Jermey Renner is ugly as sin
he's old as fuck too
Dobson, that you?
Does Psylocke('s body) count?
>decide to rewatch some scenes
>people laughing and yelling
man, this is unwatchable, guess I will have to feel lucky for living on a small city.
Bruh, there's an entire fucking genre of them.
Unironically.
>master martial artist
>wields talismans that grant him superpowers
>fights recurring rogues gallery
I probably would have creamed myself if there was such an obvious JoJo reference.
Don't worry bro, literally nobody liked Carol in this movie. Thankfully she was only on screen for like 2 minutes in total.
he might be strong enough to just brute-force it
Was gonna post Kat as a whatever goof but now I wanna see what that armor transformation would be like.
I don't understand why people found it funny tho?
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I would kill for a young Jackie chan in a modern super hero movie
Meat to reply to Oh well another one for the bump limit.
I was pretty happy when Thor's beard magically tied itself up in the last battle.
Cap was also trying to do it as a drunken party trick in Ultron
That's a bit different than actively fighting to save all of existence
Unironically, I’m surprised that Marvel didn’t make any superhero Asian. There aren’t a lot of major Asian superheroes in Marvel anyways but I’m surprised they didn’t make Spider-man, or Gamora, or Nebula, or anyone else Asian for diversity’s sake
Thanos seems to be obscenely tough considering he's able to touch Infinity Stones without imploding.
I want to see the movie again but the pacing kinda sucks 2bh
he does have a face but you can barely see it
My favorite scene was Loki on his bed. I don't know why; I never watched the Thor movies aside from Ragnarok so it's just nice to see a time when they were peaceful, before all the terrible shit that's about to happen to them.
The scene I hated the most was Captain Marvel's introduction. I skipped her movie but had hopes that she might be a good character, and then after 10 seconds I felt like I was watching DC.
>Asian Spider-man
It could work
Inb4 gaypop
>felt like I was watching DC
you explained perfectly why Carol’s character doesn’t work
>cannot hear the theme of youtube.com
Fucking thanks Infiniti, you pieces of shit.
Hello
When Cap’s at that support group the guy is talking about going on a date with another man.
Cue assmad Republicans crying about how THE SJWS ARE FORCING HOMOSEXUALITY ON ME because one scene had a nameless nobody character that was gay.
In-Universe? That seems a bit insensitive.
Tony's daughter asking for burgers made me cry.
She's sarcastic but colorful in her own movie, but in EG she feels like a completely different character. Tony Snark levels of ego, minus the wit and charm.
A smart writer would say it's because she knows she's clearly the strongest person there by a long mile, and that she's going to get knocked down a peg in the sequel, but I have a feeling she's going to keep being pompous all the way through.
based
I appreciated that scene because no light was shone on him being gay. It was just casual and him being gay was completely non-consequential to anything. That’s how representation should be done
You mean the guy who cries like 3 times per day? Who'd ever guess he was a faggot?
>Tony Snark
Freudian slip but fuck me if it works.
Best:
>Cap picks up the hammer
>"On your left"
>Tony and Nebula playing tabletop football
Worst:
>The complete absence of any kind of on-screen Hulk development
>Captain Marvel's lame-ass excuse for not being there, sure other planets didn't have the avengers but they didn't fucking have thanos to deal with either
>GRRL POWER scene, literally more forced than Fortnite or Hulk dabbing, completely ruined my immersion
>bring back the black order
>proxima barely appears
JUST
>zeldafag
cringe
I don't mind her being arrogant, or putting people down. Not everyone can be goody little two-shoes.
She just didn't add anything with her presence. She fucks off for the entire movie and I don't think anyone wanted her to stay.
>girl power scene
>Mantis doesn't even fight
>wasp was actually fixing a machine with antman
>no widow
I cringed
Hot take, GotG2 is one of the best movies in the MCU.
>Best
Fan service / porn
Fight choreography
Emotional scenes stay emotional
>Bad
I dont have any
Nobody in my theater was clapping or cheering or anything
I love my community
which nebula died?
>"On your left"
Ah, this was the part where Archer kills Gilgamesh, right? Seriously where's that line from?
Doom had better be one of the big overarching villains in the series going forward if not the next Thanos tier threat. If they waste him on the third fucking FF origin film and then push him aside I swear.
Boomer Thor, great or terrible?
Thor did, before he went from manic-depressive to just regular depressed.
The part just before all the portals open.
I understood that reference though
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Endgame reference literally every MCU movie.
Future/Good Nebula shot Past/Evil Nebula dead
I think you need to watch Winter Soldier again.
And as we all know, he's an excellent judge of character.
Good idea on paper, awful execution since they've played it up as a joke when it should have been a tragic character.
why are people butthurt at captain falcon?
it's literally from the comics.
From I think Civil War, whenever Steve and Sam are jogging, Steve would taunt Sam by saying “on your left” whenever he’d lap him
Prolly. I remember thinking it was pretty awful but everyone says it's the best one. Isn't it just Cap'n beating up people for 120 minutes and introducing the worst MCU character Bucky?
Every time /pol/ realizes a gay person exists in a movie, it's forced.
We don't talk about Thor 2.
Shao Kahn
Funny for a second, until they don’t get rid of boomer Thor and they subsequently destroy any character arc Thor was going through
bounty hunter? I dont know... really
How come Thor movies are so bad?
raiden had it in 4
I don’t think anyone other than literal racists are upset about Captain Falcon.
>capeshit
Ragnarok wants you to give it a try. Based Taika
Yeah and the comics are fucking trash.
Best:
>Rocket Raccoon and Thor, with the latter joining the GotG
>Ant-Man
>The way all movies crossover
Worst:
>Black Widow's death
>Hawkeye's/Ronin's hair-do
>No Punisher (and no, Winter Soldier does not count), though I can understand this one
Ragarock is great
the other two are horrible. I blame it on long hair Thor being boring.
What's wrong about enjoying comic book movies?
Comedian playing a straight role. There's 99.9% of the runtime that isn't Thor throwing his glass on the ground.
The Punisher netflix show is pretty bad. The first episode is engaging but then the lead actor shaves and he looks borderline retarded.
The first one's great, though. Though any movie with Loki as the main piece is always at the top. He never disappoints.
>tfw always loved both
I hate images like this, they'd fucking get along. It screams of sniffing their own farts.
>dust black panther because who cares about BP
>BP solo movie ends up making tons of money
oof
>Not loving Mohawkeye
>No proton cannon
>No gamma charge
>No maximum spider
Nothing, if you are like 8 y/o
Hello
batman with time to prepare
>punisher show
>punisher only does punisher stuff on the last 30 seconds of the show
F
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Personally, I'm not so much butthurt as I am confused as to why Bucky Barnes didn't get the shield. It felt like that's what they were building up to for him since he fucked off in Civil War, and would have at least somewhat justified why they didn't do much with his character after Winter Soldier. Instead, his character now has zero payoff.
I honestly would've preferred a movie than a show, which I actually meant when I said I "understood that one". Winter Soldier somewhat fills that void, but his agenda's pretty different, so it ends not really filling my vigilante hero quota.
Thrall.
I unironically like Ragnarok. I kinda like Valkryie too.
Bucky already has a cool bionic arm. What the fuck does falcon have? The worst suit in the entire MCU?
Superior MCU girl?
for me it's mommy Hela
Ragnarok's in my top 3. I went in with 0 expectations and got BTFO
I reserve my judgement until the Wasp has a chance to turn into a giant.
"known terrorist now dawned with the shield of a hero" would be the big headlines in the movies if that were to happen. remember people didn't like the idea that cap could be a hydra sleeper agent, why open up that door again?
Post-Ultron Scarlet Witch
i also really liked Hela
However, for me it's Nebula
pants. you win a pair of jeans.
I actually like all the Thor movies, even Dark World a bit. I just love the character, since I was a kid. 1990-ish maybe. Marvel Thor got me into irl Norse mythology.
>tfw Thanos a confirmed french IG faggot
Carol could've been great if they had shown her genuinely afraid at some point, like when she's struggling to keep the glove from activating.
I mean, I missed her movie but surely she's afraid of dying, right?
I miss her old haircut from the 1st movie.
>thanos puts on the gauntlet
>power surges through him, stuns him for a bit
>hulk puts on the gauntlet
>power surges through him, stuns him a bit
>tony steals the stones and puts them in a makeshift gauntlet
>completely fine until he uses it
Hitler
>picturing past Nebula saying "how do I look" but instead of the gold plate from future Nebula, it's a cute dress and bow
How could anyone be mad at this guy?
Man this show was great. I can't believe they replaced it with that shitty one later.
What the fuck was this thing even made of that it was able to break apart cap's shield
I wonder if it was even the material of the sword itself or just thanos being angry enough break it through sheer force
Handwaved as the suit absorbing the brunt of the initial power surge, most likely.
I'm pulling this out my ass but
>hulk gauntlet is just the gauntlet
>iron man makeshift gauntlet has an arc reactor to defuse the initial power surge