What is your constructive opinion on this?

right up until you fuck one

Thats not what this thread is about amd you know. Stop tip toeing around the rules.

how do i get my ass to look like that so when i bend over other dudes will wish i would sit on them.

Loose clothes make too much noise, mouth covered to reduce people hearing him breathe.

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Link should sit that bottom on my face. He needs some rest.

Have sex

This guy has had sex

Link isn't even human you dumb tranny.

that I'm not gay

unrealistic anatomy. in this post the testicles are further forward

t. knower of things

Join Islam.
This guy hasn't joined Islam.

squats
lunges
lots of stairs and running
not necessarily dieting, but just portion control
red meat
if you want to go the extra mile, shave frequently and use lotion to look extra delicious

In fantasy this is true
but in real life men who act like girls are worst than women

>get stiffy from a man's ass
>call it a girl
Holy cope.

I forgot hip thrusts but those help, as well

You want a constructive opinion while posting this abomination? Ok, I'll give you a constructive opinion : this stupid lewd material doesn't have any interesting & neuron-firing topic, it's just fanservice because you want to start another thread with pics of that nature. I suggest you to stop it, go on lewd websites (that's where it belongs) & do your business in private, instead of wanting a constructive discussion about videogames with an interesting subject.

Link belongs to me and me alone.

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>discussing actual video games on Yea Forums

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I want Link to sit on my face.

my opinion is that Link looks much better on fanarts than on the game

>red meat
explain

>pretty much every twink / trap / femboy when doing Link cosplays go for Gerudo outfit but not the superior sneaking suit

It fucking sucks

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how bout you sneak deez nuts into your mouth, cunt.

>this abomination
really harsh dude

post balls or low t

>Implying half the threads on Yea Forums don't do this

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n-no, i'm not that kind of boy...

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because only traps can pull off a skin-tight suit and for every trap in this world you have 10.000 twinks and femboys

meat that's red when raw, as opposed to white meat, like chicken
stuff like beef and lamb
white meat is good for weight loss and meal planning and red meat is good for weight gain and building
you can eat white meat if you want a more toned and firm butt, but if you want a big juicy booty, you want red meat and rice
I recommend red meat because I'd personally rather have a big juicy booty on my face

Is there a sneaking outfit available online?
Im not quite twink but id put one on for Yea Forums

Never understood what is the point of the veil over 3/4 of the face.

>Not wanting to bite into a firm booty

hide manjaw

A butthole is a butthole.

God i can't wait to shove my big juicy booty on your face after i prepare it user.

But link has a small cute jaw.

Nah I got a bf and fucking him is hot as fuck

I'm not attracted to men

at least buy me dinner first, user
it'll also take you a few months to get it to that point, so it's gonna be a while - assuming you're actually serious about getting those curves

>covers the face
>only crossdresses for a minor part

i have the opinion that Link is a terrible trap and only exists to please fujoshit

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Practical use is probably to protect your face from wind, sand, heat and other elements out in the desert

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How much squats do i have to do before getting a big booty tho