TOMORROW I'LL

GETAWAY SUBMARINE

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I OFFER YOU TEA
AND
SOMETHING TO EAT

He doesn't look bad, actually. Maybe if he started off bald he'd look better

I HATE HIM
I HATE HIM

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INVENT MY PINGASHHH

Just win the race

SHHHHHHHHHHOMEBODY SHHHHHHHHHTOP MEEEEEEEEH!!!!!!!!!

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So the protagonist is already Sanic Hegehog.
What are the odds of Eggman saying "Pingas" at some point in the film, even in casual conversation?

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CUT THE MONITORS
CUT THE MONITORS

If they did that I would legitimately cry laughing in the theater.

I'LL CLEAN HIS PINGAS

If they reference pingas in the movie I'll consider it the best movie ever made.

CHOCOLATECOVEREDCOCK

GET A LOAD OF
GET A LOAD OF
GET A LOAD OF
GET A LOAD OF THIS

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PISS
ON
THE
MOON
YOU
IDIOT
youtube.com/watch?v=wgtI_MTrdi8

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YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS
YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS

I would forgive everyone involved in this film if they went all in on the memes

LAAAA PINGAAA

What memes would there even be?
>Pingas
>Sanic
>Gotta go fast
>Pumpkin Hill playing on a jukebox carried by a black man
>casual mention of "speedrunning"
>billboards like Sonic Adventure 2, "Chao Cola" and whatnot

he thicc

It'll be shit if it's not going to have at least in some form.

Tails cameo on a park

THE STORY BEGINS

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I've got some shocking news about the new Sonic Movie that's gonna be coming out later this year. I learned this from a buddy of mine that works at Paramount Pictures. The writing team is looking to push the PG rating just a bit. How you might ask? Well, there's gonna be a scene in which Jim Carrey will emerge from a mushroom. He puts on his goggles, and then he yells at the top of his lungs "PINGAS" and whips it out. It's crazy, but they've found a way to show it in a PG movie. It's important we go see this movie, cause if this is true, it's gonna change everything.

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TOUCH MY PINGAS

Reminder that this is a post-credits scene at best

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PINGAS CONFIRMED AND JIM CARREY WHIPS IT!!! It's a Christmas Miracle!! :D

DOUBLE NIGGER

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A
CLONE

I'm waiting for someone to see this, and think it's real xD

knuckles on knuckles, with the chuckles.
youtube.com/watch?v=FXglHbYB1Y4

DOCTOR IVO ROBOTNIK
MY NAME IS
DOCTOR IVO ROBOTNIK
DOC-DOC-DOC-DOCTOR IVO ROBOTNIK
MY NAME IS
doctor eggman
NO
NO
NO
NO

SNOOPING

Blonic isn't gonna be happy with this movie. He was supposed to have his completely original movie for his completely original character out sometime, but the studios said no. It was too ambitious I guess.

PRRRRRROMOTION! WHAT FOR?!
PRRRRRROMOTION! WHAT FOR?!

No, my name is knuckles.

Jim Carrey should yell Pingus at the top of his lungs. Don't know about him whipping it out though xD

Let's go to the cutting of the MONITORS

So mamaluigi is probably a tranny by now, huh (FtM)
Too bad. I think she had a lot of talent and could've done good as a music video director or something.

It is a dream of mine to see this come to the big screen. Jim's PINGAS would be perfect for the role xD

>pingus

It's a given he's going to shout "I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG"

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I APPEAR TODAY TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

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But is it perilous?

YOU... YOU DOUBLE NIGGER

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Faster!

GIANT EXPLOSION

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SIXTY NIGGERS

captain vidya?

what I'm thinking of seeing that
youtu.be/Q2BLudtv81o

no

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wait, is this a candle sniffing fuckfence climbing a wall of dicks?

Imagine if the movie had at least good music, some enjoyment could be had.

HOW DO I GET A MUSTACHE LIKE THAT? IS THIS PEAK PERFORMANCE FOR MEN? LADS HOW I FEEL LIKE I HAVENT LIVED NOW UNTIL I OBTAIN SUCH FACIAL HAIR AND GOGGLES TO MATCH

>after 13 years they finally used it
M.A.D.M.E.N.

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Find a hedgehog to really hate

The background in that image gives it. Look how big those mushrooms looks like.

A fat guy in a stripped suit selling Sonic handcrafted medallions and totems

Creepy fan art and OCs

sonic boom already referenced it and it's much more enjoyable to watch, especially if you ignore the action parts which honestly kinda suck

they should get michael jackson to do the movie's music

youtube.com/watch?v=drj7JcRuFv8

PRRROMOTIONS?!
WHAT FOR!

>So the protagonist is already Sanic Hegehog
did they mention sanic in the trailer or somewhere else?

what is it about eggman as a character that makes him seemingly impossible to fuck up? Literally everyone agrees he was the best part of the trailer.

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youtube.com/watch?v=YapeV5XBgQ4

YOU GET A PROMOTION

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Holy shit finally my eyes wont bleed

FASTER GODDAMMIT

Too late, the Jews killed him.

they could at least perhaps save a scene or two by using some music from the games.

Im pretty sure there's an image with the actual background

I’m beginning to believe it’s legitimately impossible to fuck Eggman up and that he’s fated to be the best character in any media he appears in.

I'LL BUILD MYSELF

Who has the other, I only got this one.

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Is pingas the oldest alive meme.
It keeps coming back time and again

>Weird-Al parody
They guessed something right

Well everything old is a meme.
Memes are literally "shared culture." That's the definition.

I forgive everything

youtube.com/watch?v=IeluME8uEwo

new trailer just dropped

piness

you mean the turmoil stones

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Ok, that is bullshit, the movie looks shitty/ironically funny enough without the /pol/ memes.

Wheres the true script, memefags?

I'm kind of hoping that when Eggman shifts into insanity that's when he starts getting all the old classic Sonic boss ideas.

IF TRANSFORMING CARS AND ATTACK DRONES WON'T WORK, I'LL SWING A FUCKING BALL AT HIM!

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We've already seen a giant president's chair prop with two machineguns stapled to it.

Sonic says "Gotta go fast" within the first 15 seconds of the trailer.

The two I listed after Pingas I knew were already in there.

GET OUT OF MY LIFE

>officer Burpo and his WHITE COP FRIENDS

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I'm gonna kill big the cat and omochao in lava.

I hope the breast feeding joke is real

youtube.com/watch?v=QcaHhQliZfU

scrub me away

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This is one of those annoying carry-overs from the gritty-realism phase of Hollywood. They thought it would be cool to give Robotnik a more "human" back story by giving him a completely unrelated, generic design only to have him transition into something closer to his recognizable design at the very end of the movie.
This is the exact same shit they pulled in the embarrassing G.I. Joe films where the entire premise has nothing to do with the franchise except at the very end where Cobra Commander puts on his mask and Destro gets his nano-machine mask/face; they don't realize that stupid shit like this would have more value if they dropped the pretense that the source content is too stupid to carry the film the way "gritty realism" would.

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what the fuck

this fucking zoomer has never seen Me, Myself, and Irene.

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>Jim Carry did this when the actress was actually pregnant and lactating
>Jim Carry was more embarrassed by the filming of it than the actress and supposedly cried over it
What a fag.

Is there any chance this movie will be dedicated into taking jabs at the Sonic fandom like the Sonic Boom cartoon?

youtube.com/watch?v=CtJPUcHgdEQ

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god that's fucking hot.
sounds like he has mommy issues. thank god i only have daddy issues so i can enjoy full unadulterated milky.

Nah, this is 100% trying to be serious

they do this constantly in hollywood pictures, especially video game movies. Super Mario Bros. and Street Fighter both did the exact same thing.

I'M SAVING YOU JUNIOOOOOOOORRRRRRR

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PROMOTIONS? \ ('o ') \

WHAT FOR?!

Honestly I think this film will be a cult classic with how terrible it's shaping up to be, like an accidental nostalgic look at terrible 90s movies

HOW THOUGHTFUL OF ME
TO OFFER YOU TEA-TEA-TEA-TEA

I wonder if this movie will at least be good shitposting material.

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That's because Hollywood isn't willing to embrace the inherent goofiness of products it's adapting. Nobody wants to see how Eggman became Eggman. They just want to see him do stuff we expect Eggman to do.

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>Pumpkin Hill playing on a jukebox carried by a black man
>casual mention of "speedrunning"
>billboards like Sonic Adventure 2, "Chao Cola" and whatnot

From what I hear, they cut a Mean Bean Machine joke, so I doubt we'll get this.

>a hotdog not a duck
r u i n e d

I KNEW THIS WHOLE MOVIE WAS WAY TOO SIMILAR TO LAZYTOWN

aside from not being fat thats a pretty good adaptation, if he was like this the entire movie and not what seems to be a post-credits sequel bait (which this movie is not fucking getting) it would at least be a nice novelty, like how one of the shittier fantastic 4 movies has a near-perfect adaptation of doom in it

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We need a new Mel Brooks.

Dude wtf, i have the mommy issues and keep chasing that /ss/ like no tomorrow dude.

this is gonna be fucking great and people need to see this movie for the enjoyable trainwreck its promising to be

It's because for whatever fucking reason the idea for the movie has to start with "It takes place in California".
It's that sort of thinking where the idea that "Robotnik as a bald guy with weird fat distribution and a Sgt. Peppers uniform" all of a sudden is too stupid for them.
They didn't want to make him an alien which is perfect for Anthropomorphic characters like sonic, so now we have what we see here.

That's why the Street Fighter movie was so good
The lore wasn't accurate but the sheer goofiness sure was

>TOMORROW I'LL
what the fuck. i havent thought about that video in like 10 years. thanks for reminding me

youtu.be/jWxkqcwqnp8

>they cut a Mean Bean Machine joke
who the fuck is this movie even for when they're cutting out jokes targeted directly at fans
its like how that harvey birdman revival allegedly cut out a majority of scenes using the hanna-barbera characters, like dipshit why would you take out half the fucking fun of the product and make something that old fans don't like and new fans don't care about because why would they care about this old property if they have no connection to it

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Yeah, I dunno. It's dumb!

Apparently, though, it was a prop gag where Eggman goes to his coffee maker and it's labeled Mean Bean Machine.

Sega also hated every decision Paramount had and was trying to get them to change it, but the movie makers just ignored them.

That would be great, but with the state of the industry, I doubt a second Mel Brooks could even find work, let alone thrive.
Unfortunately, it's to appeal to the lowest common denominator. In the producers' minds, some money may as well be no money if they can't have all the money.

Maybe they should have thought twice before selling the movie rights to literal jews

>it's so bad Sega didn't even like it
wew

Why a movie? Why not Mania 2?

Why are Californians so obsessed with themselves?

Hold on, was this poster faked? Because it looks nothing like the final Sonic in the movie. It looks way better. Facially, anyway.

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>so bad that the company approving awful sonic games hates it
this sounds like a movie thats going to fucking tank and take someone down with it, be it a a career or a company

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I don't know how you can sell the rights to a movie and not put in a clause where you have a say in things, especially Sega after it's Archie comics shitshow.

Brain damage.

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I think it's less about vanity and more about cost convenience so they can just film in Hollywood without pretending it's something else.

Because "muh actor's den". When billions of people are thinking about a select few people and their lives an aura of "relevencey" saturates everyone there. Also it's another mini-israel and of course to jews only New York, California and Israel exist.

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Where did you get this from?

What is this map supposed to represent?

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We're not getting a Sonic but Sanic movie. What in the actual fuck is happening.

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Honestly i find the art direction endearing
Especially eggmans design. I think Jim was a good choice.

Its like the warm fuzzy feeling you get from watching the room.or hunt down thr freeman

Shit in the streets.
Indian style.

When the first teaser trailer got released.
The people from Paramount themselves said that Sega demanded they change his design into something similar to the games and they just ignored them because "muh artistic vision".

I can't believe he actually says Gotta Go Fast. They are definitely feeding off the memes and not the actual property.

Streetshitting.

I absolutely despise the Los Angeles area
It is a shithole with nothing productive or useful in a hundred miles radius that became one of the most populated and politically powerful cities on the planet based solely on the fact that there's shitty land nobody wants they can use to build film sets on for cheap

>Speedrunning is a sonic meme

Fuck off tranny

Aw geez

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It all makes sense now.

It's a shame that this will no doubt be the end of the movie.

Yep. Gotta chase that sequel bait.

It's really embarrassing when obviously awful movies have the gall to try and put sequel bait at the end.

>Mushrooms
NEW SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE CONFIRMED
WAHOO

But there is a new one coming out.

Gotta leave a little something for the 12 people that unironically enjoyed it.

Are you slow?

youtube.com/watch?v=lyFz5ratpLY

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Actually, the reason california was chosen was more than shitty land. That is everywhere in the US. California was chosen for having excellent climate, southern CA has the most consistent sunny/warm weather in the US, and it also rarely has inclement weather of any kind. Furthermore, early film-making depended on natural lighting as electric lighting hadn't been invented yet/was uncommon or very expensive. Socal has very many sunny days, meaning combined with the pleasant weather AND the empty space you mentioned, it is a perfect place to make movies. Hate the politics all you want, but don't let a limited understanding color your perceptions of the choice and its reasoning.

Ah, a PENIS is always so much more enjoyable, when it's based on the misery of millions!

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P DIDDY

This is a work of art. It belongs in the Louvre

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They exist in a country that despises them and have an unwarranted ego due to lucking out with the Hollywood machine

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Doesn't change the fact that it's a wasteland shithole that only survives by stealing entire watersheds from neighboring counties and states

WE ALL LOVE A GOOD

let me put on these nightmare goggles

everything looks exactly the same

Yes. Note how they explicitly never gave us the Eggman/Robotnik namedrop in the trailer. They're aware.

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I must be tired. That made me laugh my ass off.

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-BUILD A SENTRY

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This was an early mockup poster.

post the video of where hes in the elephant in ace ventura for these zoomers

Was Chris Pratt originally supposed to be in this movie?

At the same time though, couldn't you argue that SEGA doesn't know shit when it comes to a quality Sonic product so maybe their criticisms should be taken with a grain of salt?

Well, if there was any doubt Paramount was intentionally making a trainwreck to get attention that way, I think that's dead now.

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SONIC

I AM COMING FOR YOU

this

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Nice

>hedgehog america

everytime

You're kidding right? That's real?

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Is this real? Trust me, i rarely ask "is this real" question.

you mean the mechanical rhino, I'm sure.

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>you can see the bald cap when his goggles are down

It's not.

That edit existed since the announcement of the game

SOUL

Ace Ventura vs. Sonic the Hedgehog would've been a better movie.

Change my mind.

TOMORROW ILL KILL NIGGERS AND WOMEN AND TRANNIES. I AM EGGMAN.

The sonic movie as a sequel to ace ventura where he's just gone off the deep end.

Oh, thank god. Could've fooled me, I never played the game.

The poster is concept art based around what they were looking for. They wanted a Chris Pratt type but probably knew they couldn’t afford him

This is a pure thread, not intended for underage tourists like yourself.

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based

Can I have a link to the poster edits thread?

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Literally fund it.

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CANDLE SNIFFING FUCK FENCE GO CLIMB A WALL OF DICKS

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JUST WIN THE RACE!

The meme that never dies

Thanks. das it mane

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SHIWAFFLE

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does he (carrey) still have that batshit crazy website? I remember being shown that back in college when I was studying computer "science"

Saved

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is Sam Raimi writing the movie?

Jim's been through some weird shit. Glad to see he is doing well

Ah. I remember when you could be outgoingly funny, with exaggerating expressions and reactions without being called "flamboyantly gay" If you go back and watch some of the early Jim Carrey Movies (You, Me, and Irene, Liar Liar, The Mask, Ace Ventura series, that one awful but good batman movie (I think batman forever?) and others) You'll see what I mean. He was legitimately funny but also just in a non polarized way, where if you tried to act like he does now you'd be called a fag or just automatically assumed gay. Society has degraded a lot.

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REMINDER THAT AN user FOUND THE SOURCE OF THE ROBOTNIC JAV WEBM FROM YESTERDAY'S THREAD

Press T to thank based user

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I SEE A NIPPLE! CALLED THE COPS

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>when you survived long enough to see a bald jim carrey

Not even mad, and that's really the only reason I'll probably see the movie altogether.

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who cares jav is all trash

>if you tried to act like he does now you'd be called a fag or just automatically assumed gay.
Yeah, it's depressing how true this is.

SPIT OUT FORMULAS WHILE YOU WERE SPITTING UP FORMULAS

kek

>who cares
Probably the 10+ people asking for sauce?

BE SPENDING MOST MY LIFE
LIVING IN A GANGSTAH'S PARADISE

holy shit

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surprised he didn't get really fat just for the role

I'M GONNA PISS ON THE MOOOON

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Sonic games not working in 3D is absolutely true though. There's a reason normal kids abandoned the franchise when Adventure came out and only autists hung around.

>someone streams the movie on some site
>they post the link on Yea Forums
>tfw get to watch the mario bros movie of this gen with other fellow anons
someone please do this

I don't get it

GOTTA GO FAST

Nice thread guys
Keep PINGAS hard

>Eggman goes to his coffee maker and it's labeled Mean Bean Machine
That's actually a clever Easter egg

Here is your Doomguy for the evening.

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>face showing obvious insecurity
>zero head protection
>black suit because not confident enogh in her fighting ability to wear a higher-visibility green
>gun down
WEAK

best sex of my life

Why are fly overs so obsessed with California?
Jesus Christ you can't stop thinking about your boogieman state

Get the hell out of here, Eggman

i wonder if it will be worse than the last one

so are there any hot bangable "women" in this movie?

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DOCTOR KINTOBOR NOOOOOO

I would actually watch this if carrey/eggman were the protagonist and sonic was just a secondary plot device to motivate his character

Almost like that's where movies are made or something

Insecurity because our taxes fund their welfare. Also they watch our movies while hating our politics, but they have no other hobbies lol

What's the chance they'll change sonic's design or postpone the movie after seeing the backlash?

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Zero.

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Reminder that that video was made by a mentally ill furry gainer who's currently begging for anyone to become her feeder BF.

why would Eggman try to clone Dobson?

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youtu.be/xCQuWSvd-hk
This sure aged well huh

>

OH IT'S FROM THE SHOW
IT'S FROM THE SHOW
IT'S FROM THE SHOW
OH IT'S FROM THE SHOW
IT'S FROM THE SHOW
IT'S FROM THE SHOW

>>Pingas
kek that please ,"pingas" is the term used for dicks in a lot of southamerican countries

No wonder YTP hispano was so huge

Motherfucking classic

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I thought it was in german

PLANET FREEDOM
PLANET FREEDOM
THEY COME FOR PLANET FREEDOM

You cant even keep droves of roaming homeless from shitting on your streets, you think you prop up the rest of the country? Lmao

PERMANENTLY

should of gone with Erectin a dispenser

recall seeing this in theaters as a kid and being grossed out by this scene for like, a year. the entire theater was busting their asses laughing incl myself.

We all know green dick, is better than blue dick

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based

He shall whip out his *PINGAS* and yell that "he is the god of PINGAS", the final step in Eggman's insanity.

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INVENT MY SEWER
ALL FULL OF CRUD AND SLUDGE

trailers are often unfinished like that

CUP THE MONITORS

fucking kek

I'M GONNA BE ON TV!
I'M GONNA BE - A TV STAR -
I'M GONNA BE ON TV
OH OH OH OH IT'S FROM THE SHOW

the designer must be like

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Can i get the mask and stache png please?

It's more likely that they'll have Jim Carrey yell "I HATE THAT HEDGEHOOOOG!" at some point.

Cool ill just fuck myself then

Based

>Listen here, you little shit.

oh no

Alright I get it, this movie is a prequel to the Sonic universe.
Robotnik is gonna follow Sonic to whatever dimension he comes from, and as far as I can remember Robotnik really was the only human in the Sonic universe so that makes sense.

Give it to me straight doc.

You mean the Random Minerials?

Here you go.

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Bill Burr approves

What if this scene is actually from the middle of the movie?

TODAY

I still want to find a 6 foot tall theater major in college, grab her, take her to the gym, teach her martial arts, and ship her off to Hollywood when she'd actually be a decent character for action movies.
She'd make bank being the only actually fit girl in Hollywood that can actually act though, and I'd take a 5% cut or something and still be living a good life.

I fucking wish, but it's going to be the end-credits scene.

This will be the shit.

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What if Jim Carrey says "I am the Eggman, that's what I am. I am the Eggman, I got the master plan"?

dont pretend this state isnt a fucking dumpster fire, its just embarrassing to try and defend. the only thing keeping this state from imploding is its ridiculously high taxes but even that will only keep us afloat for so long considering how many people are fleeing the state for that reason

t.califag

Your Egg-o-matic Hovercraft?
NO!
Maybe...

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What a legendary thread that was.

>She isn't called Crash
Fuck you

the Jim Carrey Eggman looks terrible. Far too wacky, rather than pants-shittingly evil. But he's also by and far the most appealing thing about this movie so far.

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Holy basedola

Fucking irony

the only times where he wasn't a goofball was in SatAM and '06

Most of the time it is because producers want something else but they have the rights to this thing. Look up Kevin Smith's talks about Superman Returns, that shit will ruin whatever little hope you have left in Hollywood

This design is 5000000000000000x more appealing, literally no one would have a problem with his design if they had gone with their "mockup".

OTNIS OTNIS AAH AAH KLUDGE

They should have used that child molester from Ferris Bueller.

This is going to be a dream sequence, right? They’re not actually going to have a mushroom hill zone scene?

Sonic came from another world.
It's pretty obvious the post-credits after Sonic gets back is that Eggman followed him.

Eggman was always the true star of the Sonic series

now i understand

For the most part of Adventure 2 Eggman can be actually threatning, blowing up the moon and menacing Amy at fucking gun point, then almost managing to kill Sonic by dropping him into space.

EGGSMAN

>EGGMAN
>I'm going to die.

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i love shadman hes so based

Damn, the red dress girl is cute.

Not sonic rush adventure.

Their welfare lets us not starve to death, dumbass.