Venezuelan friend

>brb lol some giant lizard is attacking my town

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>posted 2 minutes ago with no replies after it yet
fucking idiot

They aren't going to be living when I hunt them down, haha

Good fuck Venezuela. Since their internet was cut the prices of everything I farm in runescape has gone up.

>friend from local tribe
>"brb gonna hunt for some food lol"
>last smoke signals 30 moons ago

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>hanging out with friend
>a dragon! i saw a dragon!"
>what? what is it now, user?"
>it was as big as the mountain, and black as night. it flew right over the barrow.
>dragons, now, is it? please, user. if you keep on like this everyone in chat will think you're crazy. and i've got better things to do than listen to more of your fantasies.
>last online 3 weeks ago

Your too slow for my tastes

My blonde, rich Venezuelan girlfriend living in Miami with the surname "Himmler-Goenig" said Maduro is literally gunning down women and children and shutting off power across the country. Guiado please save Venezuela!

F

>SO this is the power of socialism?
it's not really socialism meme

Based. Send the vatniggers home in parts

so we're just gonna ignore social democracy's in sweden, norway, denmark and finland now?

it wasnt false

WE

trump and his admin are so smoothbrained they can't even run a coup properly lmao

One of the people that killed themselves or fucked their sister

>implying the Venezuelans even need support for a coup when the entire country is angry at Maduro

then why is the military still backing maduro over guiado?

They're afraid of getting killed. But the national guard and the airforce are already defecting, so that might not last.

Seethe more communist incel

>But the national guard and the airforce are already defecting
proofs

>in contact with various Iberian gaming tribes
>they all sperg in the chat saying "lmao a bunch of ships with homos whearing a brush on their head just showed up"
>last online 782 nights ago

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The airforce general said he backs guaido and just yesterday the NG got in firefights with the army

>Venezuelan friend
>"brb"
>last online 3 weeks ago
>Came back online today
>He's the newest dictator

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Its actually because they are getting paid. As soon as Maduro runs out of money then there will be a successful coup.

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money and power?

>in contact with west African gaming huts
>"brb my nigga some bitch ass Portuguese ships finna land one the shore"
>last online 300 years ago

Heart attack from all the Spam those fuckers eat.

>literally the whitest countries on earth

THE REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED

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>Templar friend
>brb, Muslim barbarians are besieging Jerusalem lol
>last online three crusades ago

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warning was real

>"Be back in 10 minutes."
>Last online: 11 minutes ago

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>Ottoman friend
>brb, metalhead christians are in jerusalem again lamo
>next day win 2 tf2 matches

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Soon to collapse under the weight of the billions of rapefugees they have to take in to keep their economy afloat

>grug friend
>"brb me go hunt mammoth"
>last online three ice ages ago

we all know that feeling, brother

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Anyone have any real examples of this?

>online browser game I won't actually name or the thread will derail
>has a big community
>got my cup of tea and some cookies and ready to play in my cozy bed with my laptop
>one of my friends comes on
>casually mentions he's in a shelter at the moment to avoid another air strike
>describes how there's a woman screaming about her missing child, how he can clearly hear the explosions in the distance, about how 'hopefully they don't just hit outside of the town again on purpose to get lucky lol finding our shelters is like throwing a random grenade and getting a kill lol'
>it's just another day for him

>propose to girl
>she dumps you then and there
>make comic strips about it
>they’re good
Is that all it takes?

Don't worry, bro. He's just helping the military overthrow the democratically elected government. It'll be great and the military totally won't abuse their power

They have internet in Palestine?

>then why is the military still backing maduro over guiado?
All higher ups positions in the army were filled with Chavez lackeys.

I don't know where he's from, but he plays on his phone

>democratically elected

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That's capitalism with more welfare than usual.

>British friend
>"Brb, some bobbies are knocking on me door."
>"I think it has to do something bout a meme I posted."
>last online 1 month ago
Godspeed you magnificant bastard, wherever you are.

>to keep the economy afloat
They only wear and tear friendo
Give nothing back

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they also won't impose austerity on the poorest and unleash death squads to kill off the poor that survive and the oil infrastructure won't be sold to the US either

>Leopoldo Lopez requested protection this Tuesday afternoon as a guest at the Chilean diplomatic mission in Caracas, Chilean Foreign Minister Roberto Ampuero confirmed through his Twitter account.

>"Lilian Tintori and her daughter entered as guests to the residence of our diplomatic mission in Caracas. A few minutes ago his spouse, Leopoldo López, who stayed with his family in that place, joined him. Chile reaffirms commitment to Venezuelan Democrats," Ampuero said in a tweet.

>In 2017, Lopez was moved to house arrest, yet during Tuesday’s attempted coup the opposition leader was illegally freed and was seen at Altimira highway meeting with opposition lawmaker Juan Guaido and the 30-40 soldiers that defected.

>Regarding this latest update, U.N. Ambassador Samuel Moncada said that “those gentlemen have been defeated, but that defeat will have consequences in many parts of that fictitious government."

They literally tried to lead a coup with 30 dudes?

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why does the right suddenly learn the real definition of communism/socialism when Scandinavian countries get compared against cuba, venezuela or china, any other time you're ranting about how hillary and obama are communists

OY GEVALT WE MUST SAVE HIM MR BLORPF, SEND IN THE MILITARY RIGHT NOW

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it only works in a homogeneous society

>Irish friend
>"I go to encounter for the millionth time the reality of experience and to forge in the smithy of my soul the uncreated conscience of my race."
>currently online

>mexican friend
>brb going to a party
>last online 2 weeks ago

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>democratically elected government
user...

Mexicans make any excuse to get drunk

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probably starved to death

are the irish gonna stay butthurt about the british occupation of their country until the end of time? even india got over being a colony of britain

you're putting words in my mouth. i actually like the welfare state the nords have been able to do, but it's just capitalism.

>say hi to my irish friend
>"Hello, ladies and gentlemen! This will be sixth playthrough we enjoy together this week. I estimate we'll playing for about five hours, and if you haven't got comfy or prepared any gaming fuel, I highly reccommend you do so first."

>recall I have an actual Venezuelan friend I used to play Competitive Pokemon with
>Last Online 255 days ago
Shit. He was an autist who was too much into Frosslass on Scizor yuri porn, but he was my friend nonetheless.

Mexican here, i can confirm this, i haven't been drunk since last saturday and the itch is starting to get me.

shit internet and isps regularly raided, but yes.
they even finally got a .ps tld

Never fails to make me feel emotions. If it's real it's real, and if it's fake it's well written. If it's real, it makes me wonder why he's so hell bent on being a protector. The implications are very sad.

>Playing with mexican friend in tf2
>"brb getting my face peeled off"
>hear funky town over his mic
Never play with mexicans, especially if they're medics, they always let you down with their dumb bullshit

>2011
>Japanese friend
>lived near Fukushima
>hasn’t been online since
fuck...

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Social Democracy is hardly pure socialism. It's literally just "Capitalism except on basic needs such as electricity and healthcare".

You should check up on what a pure, idealised socialism implies and see how much it's asking to sacrifice.

50 years later and it'll turn out to be US doing another nicaragua/iran/panama just to get more oil
Notice how most countries US fucked with are OPEC members

Forgot to mention it was just semana santa last week, so that's like 1 to 2 weeks of drinking and pretending you're a devote Catholic so you don't have to work

>two german internet friends, have known them for almost a decade
>one is a refugees welcome upper class type who I only know because he was a fan of my work
>the other is a remove kebab super chad with a deep love for german literature and architecture
>put them together in the same games and bring up controversial topics on purpose
>they both reasonably give their viewpoints, sometimes agree with each other on certain issues, and then nothing happens

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>Kashmiri friend
>brb, something is shaking, must be trucks going through the neighbourhood
>last online: 2005

>Yesterday Venezuelans in my country gathered around the embassy to support Guaido
>My country's socialists came to the place to support Maduro and beat up and stole from actual Venezuelans for not supporting Venezuelan """democracy"""
Fucking socialists.

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BoliviANO?

Argentina. Did the same happen in Bolivia?

Imagine supporting ((((capitalists)))).

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>aussie friend
>"brb two emus outside haha dumb birds"
>last online: 87 years ago

i used to talk to a cute girl on aol who lived in new york and she hasnt been online since 9/11

No, but the government is in full shill mode.

He fuck his sister

>amazing hentai artist hasn't been seen since that japanese earthquake a while ago
>was one of those guys that sometimes drew girls that didn't get a lot of porn
Pour one out for a great man

I saw this mentioned twice now can anyone explain this meme

Does time move slowly in venezuela..?

>Kiwi fren
>brb, someone is playing loud music outside
>dude lmao, someone just shoot up a local mosque

Some user whose sister let him fuck her because they thought they were gonna die anyway
She didn't really like it I don't have the screencap, sorry

>My dog won't stop barking, brb.
>last only 647 days ago

>Yea Forums friend
>"brb, going to have sex with my girlfriend
>currently online

thank you kind and generous spoonfeeder

>twin towers friend
>"brb something happening outside the window"
>last online: two days ago

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>She didn't really like it
Maybe she was being tsundere just like in the doujins

>jewish friend
>"brb goyim"
>last online 3 holocausts ago

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>Yea Forums friend
>be right back i think i saw candlejack in the windo
>last online a mome

I'm 99% sure most folks arguing for socialism aren't asking for 100% pure socialism, they are asking for what the Nordic countries have.

Yeah sure there's a few crazies out there that want Soviet Union 2.0 electric bugaloo, but just because a small minority exists doesn't mean /pol/fags can strawman the entire movement as such.

*monkey sounds*
So this flying God came down and taught me how to speak so I could teach all my friends to mine gold. I taught them to mine gold and the Gods took all the gold and said they'd be back Tomorrow.
>Last Appearance of the Sumerian Gods: 6000 years ago

>god friend
>"I'm real"
>last seen: 3,219 years ago

A what now?

Found it

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Imagine how good the party is that he's still out there.

While we’re on the subject can someone rojopill me on what’s been going down in Venezuela since last night? Botnet copypasta from both sides is in full effect and drowning out meaningful updates on most media platforms while the news outlets are just screaming COMMIES THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOCIALISM or DRUMF SHADOW WAR BLOOD FOR OIL

Last I saw there were scattered firefights and confirmed video of police officers in combat but not sure who they were with.

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>Frosslass on Scizor yuri porn

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>I'm average, my dick is around 4 and a half inches

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I guess he liked Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky a lot
He meant average for a Hawaiian

Let them dream.

Don't read this: Average is 6.5 inches.

TRAINER AMERICA sends out CIA!
CIA uses COUP!
...
It's not very effective.

>I'm average, my dick is around 4 and a half inches
Ok, I'm glad it's fake

>2007-2009
>Meet Venezuelan friend on an Irc pokémon chat
>Battle against him on our DS
>Trade some mons
>He gives me his hotmail to chat on messenger
>Talk daily about leaks, strategies, what do you eat over there
>You knwo user, this Maduro guy makes me sick, he talks on every channel every morning...
>Yeah it must be hard
>Eventually he stops answering me
>Until this year I don't know what happened to him
>Miss you Ricardo Blanco.

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>Be playing with spic
>He has the low quality mic on all Time and we can literally hear all his 20 members of his family
>Sound is saturated by spic shitty music
>Decide to change the situation and spam annoying music and sounds for the next hour
It could be worse, it could be a faggot English server where you cannot call them ligger or a faggot without getting perma banned

He never mentioned his race

I have a real life friend who died in a car crash accident around 3 years ago. I still have him on steam. Since his account still exists, it counts how long he's been dead and I see it every day. It's honestly quite thought provoking.

I wonder how many dead people's accounts populate steam right now. Most of them are of dead children and teenagers even.

what were the last games he played?