This is literally a fucking movie. I've played maybe 15 minutes of the first two hours, the rest are cutscenes...

Holy shit, imagine being this retarted. Imagine the smell.

>2 hours
2 hours is straight when you do the office "dungeon" though if you aren't retarded.

The irony is that 0 is EASILY the best in the whole series.
People here praise Yakuza as the second coming, post CUHRAYZEE screenshots, and then others buy them to enjoy all this fun and too late realise that 90% of the 100 hours of "gameplay" is walking from one boring as fuck conversation to the next, and basically none of them even matter by the end.

Really? I wanted to get into the Yakuza series could you recommend an order to play the games in?

The first 2 hours are tutorials. Basic hand holding. Is OP DSP confirmed???

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shut the fuck up

I like the game but he's right. It's not for everyone.

>Walking
Even that's full of shit, only like a handful of side quests are automated, and very few campaign cutscenes locked you out of free play that aren't SUPER implied to be a climax of an arc.

>dude it gets gameplay 10 hours in

>rebooting the franchise and remaking older titles
>make a prequel as a starting point for new players
>ask Yea Forums what the game's like, they tell me a fun arcadey free roam beat em up
>get game
>it's a 10 hour movie

haha fuck me right

nowhere did i say it was difficult. i'd just like to play instead of watching it. and why isn't there fucking english I don't want to read for 4 hours about characters I don't know yet.

He didn't say the first 2 hours is hard. He said the first 2 hours is the tutorial (including the boss fight)

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Name even the part you're on then, fucko.
>and why isn't there fucking english
>Changes it to four hours
Okay, you're dyslexic and letting your helper type this. Good to know.

You could spend weaks in the casino, mahjong, shogi parlors alone.

cutscenes are ok, but i CANT stand QTEs
This game are QTEs after QTEs. Only a consolebaby could like this gameplay, and i'm a fucking weeb who went to kabukicho 2 months
Too bad, I dropped it after 6 hours.

if you don't live in japan and aren't japanese and know how to play mahjong and especially shogi, have sex.

Yakuza 0 packs in more pure gaymen goodness than most anything released in the last fifteen years. The fact that it also does moviegame significantly better than dedicated western moviegames is the cherry on top.

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I did. Then she wanted me to turn on the game so she can play more mahjong for me. She actually is teaching her parents how to play.

If you're stuck, just spam attacks
These aren't like good action or fighting games, they are clunky low budget brawlers. There isn't really a technique and the system is simple (but broken anyway).

Yakuza games are pretty frontloaded with cutscenes and story to get the plot running. There's still a lot of cinematics throughout the game, but the first 2-4 hours usually have the most. After that, you could probably play dozens of hours just playing the mini-games, fighting or doing some side missions and see very little of them. And if you can't be bothered to watch the cinematics and skip them all, these games probably aren't for you.

lol it's shit

How do I stop getting mad at retarded people? What's the secret to just being zen? When I see a fucking moron spouting garbage I want to be totally unaffected by it rather than get mad. How do I achieve this?

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People with autism like repetition so these games are very soothing

t. autistic weeb who unironically loves yakuza because it's mostly just busywork and repeated tasks and each game is the same

>literally

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Ignore and report/hide threads like these.

No one here is complaining about being stuck or it being hard. It's fucking boring. Hour long cutscenes broken up by button mashing brawls that last 30 seconds and QTE boss fights. Oh and don't forget walking down hallways...

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Are you going to reply to this post 5 times again?

Yakuza games are like those "30-in-1" game collections.

Thirty games, and none of them are actually good... but there's THIRTY of them! You just can't argue with that amount of content!

cope seethe and have sex
is that how the kids do it nowadays?
learn to pity them instead

Unironically dudeweedlmao. Just a tiny bit. Not enough to be a loser laughing at paint chips. Just enough to not care about dummies.

Wasn't it 2 hours, dumbass?

>Why isn't there fucking english

You're the same guy that complains that water is wet, you are, without a doubt, stupid. Just complain in reddit, you'll get good responses there, no doubt.

I'm still getting mad in that case.

Daily reminder that the Yakuza games are flawless. If you see a criticism, call it what it is: bait, and shitposting.
There is literally not a single valid criticism of the Yakuza franchise.

>You're the same guy that complains that water is wet
yakuza fans are fucking idiots

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Disagree

Kiwami 1 & 2 should be first since they're updated but still pretty barebones compared to 3-6.

Kiwami 1 & 2, then 0, then 3-6 is what I'd do.

I am only mildly autistic so I don't know how it feels for the really aspie guys but I like that Kiryu seems autistic himself. His reactions and thought processes are relateable in the main storyline, and then the side stories are like wish fulfillment for people like me who wish they weren't social retards. So it's nice to imagine going to a club and dancing or doing karaoke well or having lots of girls want to have sex with you. It feels good to me.

How empty is your life that you spam the same threads and the same posts every day?

Japan has the best of the past, the present and the future. here for decades we have lost our sanity, everything around me is grotesque, but japan is the Gallic people of Asterix and Obelix. The day they let themselves be influenced by our mental illnesses is over.

Just played through Yakuza 0, 1, and 2 recently for the first time and I was really surprised by the amount of cutscenes there were myself.

I liked them, but didnt think they were as special as the internet has made them out to be. Yakuza 1 was a lot fucking better about the cutscene-gameplay ratio and its probably why it's my favorite so far.

>jacksfilm shit

I don't mind cutscenes as long as they have a worthwhile payoff. Yes, over the Yakuza games you have to sit through a LOT of storyline, but it's all worth it for the incredible ending to 6.
If 6 didn't have such an amazing ending, I would feel like a lot of that time was wasted. But every single cutscene felt worth it in the end.

This. The Youtube cutscene compilation is only 3 hours long, yet the entire 30-60 hour game feels like one giant cutscene. That's because so little of it actually matters. Most cutscenes are either filler or random fetch quests, neither of which have any importance on the core narrative. And they ain't fun either. The combat is such a jank fest, you'd think it was made in america.

Yeah I don't like it either. I just got tired of it during a boss fight and went to go do something else. It was taking too fucking long.

just close the eyes aniki

Best lead up to a final boss fight. Good god, the music really sold it to a T.

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People always boast about Yakuza's gameplay to cutscene ratio but leave out how much of it is filler and padding and backtracking and repetition. If you were to take the grind and repetition out of Yakuza games they would easily be less than 10 hours long.

I felt exactly the same way, OP. Was bored to death by a few hours in.
Run to place, non-voiced cheesy dialogue with robot faces, fight in confined space with basic ass combat and ebin finisher moves, more robot talk, run to next place, read more shitty dialogue from hobo, run to next place, watch cheesy exaggerated soap opera-tier cutscene. Not to mention the raaaaaandom! minigames; lol omg this Yakuza guy is doing karaoke!
I'm pretty tolerant of Yea Forums's recommendations and fall into the camp of preferring Jap games compared to Western ones, but this just missed the mark so much.

When they started saying how there could only be one dragon my cock got rock hard because I’m a Yakuza 2-fag

Amazing ending? Really? The ending makes sense logically but it still kinda blew, best part was Daigo calling Kiryu his father and actually trying to be a better chairman

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>shitting on yakuza 6
Go back to god of war, faggot

I'd rather have it that way. They're interesting games in that they try to personify so many aspects of Japanese culture in a pretty unique and opening way. The last one I went through was 5 and in that game I saw the dark, manipulative side of the idol scene which the story wasn't afraid to criticize, tried to string together comedy duo acts in a mini-game, hunted and lived in a small mountain town, did some cab driving as a side job having to obey the traffic system, participated in a quiz variety show and saw the storyline of it fold off set too. Maybe this all sounds monotonous but it's an interesting mix of things and really tries to represent culture and society as a whole unlike most games that just mock and parody such as GTA. It's more interesting to me this way. There's nothing else like it.

oh boy another yakuza shitpost thread
I'm sure glad this series got popular lol

That and Kiryu looking over at everyone while finally making peace with leaving them alone in tune with Haruto's footsteps were my favorite bits of the ending. What an absolute shame Someya wasn't the final boss or ended up being Kiryu's friend. If so many guys in Ishin could manage to turn over a new leaf after all the crap they did then they could have done it in 6 as well.

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this

Oh hey it's this thread again.

I miss the good old days when we all quietly agreed to never talk about the flaws in the games. Now all these new players are getting into the series and don't know you're supposed to ignore them and just praise them endlessly. It's killed all discussion.

God I genuinely fucking loved Someya, brilliant character. Throughout the whole game it’s unclear if he’s really that bad or not and right at the end you realise he was actually a bro

>it's another 'shitposter replies to himself' episode

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You guys deserve it if any of you actually do hold the double standard OP is talking about.

Aside from the tutorial at the start and the combat introductions, you can skip 100% of it though. Can you skip the in-game cutscenes in The Last of Us? In God of War? In Horizon? No, you can't. You literally have to stand there and wait all the time.

I really love his voice

It's the same autist that started making threads around the time that GoW came out. His post style is poorly sarcastic like

No it's not, the game just takes a long time to open up like most yakuza games.

Nobody gives a shit what you think unless you think about killing yourself fagot

My first yakuza game was 4 and I really hated long ass cut scene.
But in 0, I enjoyed "long ass cutscenes", I don7t know why

Really? I remember a bunch of threads about God of War being for s o i b o y s and Yakuza 6 being the alpha's choice (which is correct)
I don't remember Yakuza hate threads back then though

Are you me? I genuinely have autism and like Yakuza games because they scratch that itch.
There are (obviously) a lot of autistic people on Yea Forums but most of them will never admit it, even though they are anonymous, which is silly to me.

The irony is Yakuza 6 had more cutscenes, shit combat, and you play as a literal 40 year old virgin raising another man's son. That's LITERALLY the plot of Yakuza 6, and in God of War you raise your own son. All the GoW shitposting threads bigging up Yakuza 6 as the alpha choice look very embarrassing in retrospect. And I say that as a Yakuza fan.

This. I wouldn't mind the boring conversations given during those blank stare exchanges if I felt they mattered. But they don't. The games are 100 hours long and by the time you are fighting the last boss you realise only the first and last hour of the game had anything in it that actually led to the conclusion. It just all feels like padding.

>people criticizing yakuza on Yea Forums
wtf?

It's happening again..

learn to filter. 102 threads are hidden on this board at this very moment

>people say what they dislike about the yakuza games while one guy replies over and over to insist it's all just one person "baiting"
wew
imagine this was your life

I'm not really autistic, maybe only slightly, but for me the appeal is having 100 hours to kill with each new game. I don't have much else going on outside of gaming and browsing Yea Forums to keep an eye out for posts I don't like, so 100 hour games are great for me. Western games never have this much stuff in them.

I just want to know how the fighting mechanics really work. I’m just mashing in rush mode as of now is there anyway I can make my brawler faster and better? What should I be upgrading mostly?

This excerpt 95% of the games are good.

Same could be said about all the obvious false-flagging in this thread.

eh, most of them are passable. one or two are actually good, that's about it.

You just stop. That's it. It truly is that easy. Discipline yourself and master your thoughts and emotions. Once you realize that you can be in complete control of your emotional states, turning off your anger becomes as easy as flipping a light switch.

Anger is for the immature and undisciplined.

>obvious false-flagging
Are you saying the people criticizing Yakuza are only pretending to because they actually love it? I don't understand

> game has too many cut scenes
It's a movie game!
> game has too many minigames and side quests
This has nothing to do with the main quest!

those aren't contradictory you fucking retard. if i have to sit through 4 hours of movies to get to the side content fluff that doesn't erase the movies.

Imagine being this delusional

>game has too many minigames and side quests
Did anyone even say this?

If you just want to play minigames just skip the movies.

I couldn't agree more. Fuck the falseflagging haters and shitposters.

Not to mention the game is an absolute breeze, it's my first yakuza game and I don't think I've struggled with a single part yet, nearly finished it as well as far as I know. I keep picking it up and putting it back down once every month or so because of that

Idiot, you're supposed to play on the hardest difficulty and limit how many healing items you bring into fights. And if any fight proves too difficult you just spam attacks until you win. That's how a real hardcore Yakuza player does it. Stop blaming the game for your own stupidity.

>poor graphics, UI, presentation, fonts etc
>somehow poorly optimized (load times, even with poor visuals)
>button mash: the gameplay
>wacky mini games: the gameplay
>yearly release/rerelease asset flip business model
>forgettable OST
>cringe story with no depth
You can compare it to a polished AAA western release and see every single flaw. You prefer Yakuza because it doesn’t even attempt to compete, so you accept the low bar for what it is and call it “perfection”.

It’s perfect for you.

Idk, never played it.
Movie games are still garbage though. Your garbage tranny movie simulators aren't off the hook just because you found a Japanese movie game.

>poor graphics, UI, presentation, fonts etc
Bait
>somehow poorly optimized (load times, even with poor visuals)
Bait
>button mash: the gameplay
Bait
>wacky mini games: the gameplay
Bait
>yearly release/rerelease asset flip business model
Bait
>forgettable OST
Bait
>cringe story with no depth
Bait
>You can compare it to a polished AAA western release and see every single flaw. You prefer Yakuza because it doesn’t even attempt to compete, so you accept the low bar for what it is and call it “perfection”.
Bait

Next?

kek

>Undeniable proof positive that Yea Forums will shit on anything, except when Japan does it.
people have been making fun of Kojima for decades, idiot

Damn, all this time and I never knew I should've been playing the game the true yakuza tard way

>hey retard you're supposed to play the game obtusely and completely gimp yourself to make it even remotely fun
just add a hard mode that's actually hard you fucking bootlicker

>baiting samefag again
Come back when you have come up with a legitimate criticism of Yakuza, faggot. Oh wait, you can't.

Game too easy

>He plays the game just for shitposting on Yea Forums
I know many people here do same shit but it gives you nothing

___________________bait__

Not bait if I'm right

>The game isn't easy you just have to go out of your way and avoid using items and good weapons

marios hard too if you take away the jump button

0 was a mistake.

*PC port was a mistake.

So just adding more lies to the pile, huh

Why are you lying? Anyone who has played these games knows this isn't true

I'm on Chapter 10 of Kiwami, it's my first Yakuza game and I really enjoy it. Should I go to Kiwami 2 and then 3, etc or 0 next?

This game has gameplay, and it's just as plenty as the cutscenes. It also has Riichi Mahjong, and it's the reason I played it. Probably played Mahjong as much as the actual game

0 because 0 and Kiwami are basically the same, 0 is better tho
K2 gameplay/graphic are bit different

Play Kiwami 2, 3, 4, 5, 0 then 6
700 hours is a big investment but its all worth it. 6's ending is INCREDIBLE but only if you've played all 700 hours. It sounds like a lot but for true Yakuza fans that's nothing. Besides, what else are you going to do?

Why has this schizo retard ruined like every thread with his weird sarcastic shitposting

0 was supposed to be first if you were going into Kiwami as your first game because Kiwami expects you to come from it, not from a fresh start, but it's up to you where you want to go at this point. Kiwami 2 and then 3, etc would be the best just so you can keep up with the story, and then go back to 0 either before or after 6 for fun. Or you could simply go to 0 now and then K2, it'll just be a bit scrambled for you with regards to the timeline. K2's Majima Saga is an end to a storyline moment from 0 though and is spoilers for it in 0.

Why would I need to lie? If you struggle with a game as easy as Yakuza 0 you need to play more games

don't mind me I'm just rolling to decide what game to play
0- AC Origins
1- Dying Light
2- Andromeda
3- Horizon
4- RDR2
5- Bloodborne
6- Uncharted Lost Legacy
7- Nier Automata
8- Detroit
9- Shadow Fall

There's some Ishmael lunatic convinced that anyone either complimenting or criticizing Yakuza is a baiting shitposter. Positive post? It's the shitposter. Negative post? It's the shitposter. Long post giving pros and cons and examples from each other the games? It's the shitposter. He's in every single thread jumping at shadows and posting over and over again while attacking everyone, it's lunacy.

are you trying to tell me that this isn't the work of a stable mind? you might be right

This
Opening up the map, unlocking new moves, working my way to 100% completion... it's not always "fun" but there is a pleasure in the "chore" of Yakuza games.

Are Kiwami not just remake of 1 and 2?

oh yea why cant i choose games like that? lol

0 - 5: Mother 3
6 - 8: Super Mario Bros 3
9: Valkirye Profile

Yeah but they reference some of the later games quite a bit, especially 0. Kiwami is essentially a DLC for 0 too

You can play the Kiwamis instead of the originals, but some things will be lost on you.

Mother 3 then, the game is good lol

Kiwami adds several substories that continue from 0 (Though they are not technically canon because 6 pretends they don't exist), Majima is constantly referencing back to it, there's an event with Komaki that's a callback to 0, the entire ring scene at the start of the game is brand new and follows immediately off of 0, and all the Nishiki cutscenes are new.
Kiwami 2's Majima Saga ends 0's loose thread for Majima and explains how he gained control of Kamuro Hills' construction. There's 0 references in Majima's side of things, Kiryu's has a couple as choices (Among some other games) during substories, and Four Shine is essentially a continuation of Sunshine, but nothing else is really touched with regards to stuff like that.

It's more on Kiwami's side rather than Kiwami 2's side but both of them added references and continuations of stories from 0 because that's what they're expecting people to come from.

I want someone making Crazy Ken band songs mod for Kiwami 2.

Alright. I've been playing Kiwami 1 as my first game like I said, I'm on Chapter 10 and if something was lost on me so far I don't even know what it was.

God how the fuck do hostesses work in 6? Shit makes no sense

0 spent a lot of time building the relationship between kiryu and nishikiyama, I feel like it's a loss going in without it. There's plenty there to infer what they were like but it's different seeing it.

The girls all have sets of questions that make them happier than others and you need to sort of find them (You essentially guess based on your discussions with them what they'd probably lean towards). The idea is to continually build up your chain of attributes while asking questions that give you a good result, you'll still get some from "bad" questions but not as much as a neutral or "good" question. The higher the chain the higher the bar gets filled, the problem is trying to keep the chain up with the questions. If I remember right food/drinks can work as a stalling tactic if you get some crappy cards. Don't even bother if you don't have all the abilities unlocked though, you gain so many things that help you from it.

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Oh, and the higher the bar the more questions she'll start answering, so once you get to 2 bars she should start answering the sexual or provocative questions more honestly or even positively so they turn from "bad" questions to "good" questions.

Is that Saki-sama?

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It is.

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Yo, are they kiwatami-ing Yakuza 3-5 too? Randomly downloaded the demo for 2 and I had so much fun playing that I want to get all games. These damn games didn't look half as fun on YouTube and shit...

None of the games look fun on youtube because the format makes you aware of how much time is wasted going through boring conversations instead of gameplay

Nope. 3, 4, and 5 are roughly the same as how 0 and Kiwami 1 played so there's no reason to remake them whereas 1 and 2 played very stiffly and they were still trying to get the basics down. I mean, you could argue 3 is still in the transition phase which is true to an extent, but they ironed a lot of things out with Kenzan so it's not as rough as it could have been.

Yeah? Graphics and controls for Kiwami 2 were really damn good and 3 is like, what, four years older? Can't imagine it looking and playing as well as the remakes.

3 came out like 10 years ago wtf

The gameplay is still similar to 0 in a way, though. They don’t need to remake them.

No, I meant four years older than kiwami which came out like three years ago.

0 and Kiwami 1 are based on 5's engine just without styles. 3 and 4 are obviously a bit older than 5 but the core stuff is still the same, just a bit stiffer. Kiwami 1 and 2 had to be remade because they had fixed camera angles, you couldn't even attack behind yourself mid-combo without coming to a complete standstill, Tiger Drop had ridiculous timing, attacking was much much slower, there weren't as many Heat Actions, in general things weren't as fluid, there were tons of missable items and substories, many of the Heat Actions that are commonplace (Essence of Batting, Essence of Golfing, Essence of Bowling, various ground stomps and moves when at critical health) had to be unlocked via substories halfway into the game, and so on.

Obviously the Dragon Engine is going to feel much more modern and it looks much better because it's an engine meant for the PS4, these are PS3 games, hell, 0 and Kiwami 1 were PS3 games. 5 looks the most realistic out of the bunch (By this I mean 3, 4, and 5) because they started adding pores to absolutely every face and some minor sweat physics on top of much better face scanning and model work. You're going to have to get used to how the older games played but that's what happens when you're hopping around engines.

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Who has time to monitor every yakuza thread ever made on Yea Forums just to call every single post bait or shitposting?

What's that webm from?

Yakuza 3

PS4 version of 3. There's a Chinese demo up on SEA stores that you can try out if you feel like it (JP doesn't have it). I just posted it because it should give context for how it would play.

lets be honest user, if you're a yakuza fan you probably have a lot of time to spare

Yikes. They definitely need to remake it then.

Reminder that it is impossible to criticize Yakuza games, because their fanbase is literally autistic

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Yet more lies. You need new material, shitposter.

Well, that's not going to be anytime soon considering they remastered them all just in the past year.

Can anything worse happen to a community than porting a game to PC?

there were more shitposting before pc port happened

You are genuinely mental and should seek help. Not hard to tell you’re blatantly falseflagging posts like those since they’re in every thread verbatim what’s written in that image

Most communities get better once a game is ported to PC. New discussions, the possibility of mods, etc.
The only time a community is "ruined" by a PC port is if it's a game that has been hyped for years by console players who chimp out and have a meltdown as soon as they hear anyone criticizing the game after a PC release

We’re getting the remasters r-right

Still, they should get working on them. They NEED to be remade.

Literally nonfactual. Yakuza discussion went downhill the moment titles were announced for PC, between Snoys REE-ing over losing exclusivity, and PC-users being uninitiated newfags.

What's wrong with this? It's just people being honest. I wish more people here would be honest instead of writing long, sperging furious posts which are clearly autistic, but who also would rather die instead of admitting they actually are autistic on Yea Forums. If you are autistic you probably have more tolerance for Yakuza and the repetition found in those games. So what?

not being a dick but im genuinely curious, hows it the 11th? 0-6 and then what?

>Yakuza is a movie gam-

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The PC port helped expose this meme series for all it's flaws though. Along with Y6 being localized for PS4. Another safe space demolished. It's great.

This. Been a Yakuza fan for years. I used to be able to say what I disliked about the games (but still love them) without retards screaming BAIT! 0FAG! PCFAG! SHITPOSTER! SAMEFAG!

PC players didn't ruin Yakuza threads. A handful of unbearable autists with a persecution complex who refuse to believe anyone could criticize any of the games ruined Yakuza thread. How the fuck are we meant to discuss them? Just 100 people saying they're all flawless over and over?

Then just pay attention you stupid fucking retard, they're telling a story, yakuza series are big on story and has tons of gameplay. Kill yourself you impatient fucking zoomer.

1, 2, Kenzan, 3, 4, Dead Souls, 5, Ishin, 0, Kiwami, 6, Kiwami 2, Judgment. It's the 9th if you're counting games by the main team, 11th if you count the Black Panther games.
You can also add in Black Panther before Dead Souls and Black Panther 2 before 5 but those are by a different team.

>for all its flaws
Name one (1) flaw with Yakuza.

>not a single enemy ever attack or block

Not one single enemy does ANYTHING during this webm and it ends with a QTE

>11th installment of a franchise
it was my first though.

This. I don't mind cutscenes as long as they have a worthwhile payoff. Yes, over the Yakuza games you have to sit through a LOT of storyline, but it's all worth it for the incredible ending to 6.
If 6 didn't have such an amazing ending, I would feel like a lot of that time was wasted. But every single cutscene felt worth it in the end.

I still don't know how to good at Maddoging

Korean twins. CIA nigger twins. Rubber bullets. Fuck dreams. I'm not actually crazy bro. Chink babies.

>a group of copypasted enemies just standing there waiting for the player to push the tacticool takedown movie button
Literally flawless game series

Might as well count Hokuto no Ken then...

You could if you wanted to, throw it after K2. Can't believe I forgot that one.

And then you'll have entire play sessions where you won't even touch a single story mission.

But it's always better to just play it once and then whine on the internet about how you are the only enlightened person who can see how a beloved thing is actually shit.

It's a movie game but it doesn't have shit combat so I don't care as much. Is calling it a movie game the newest thing from the >Japanese humor guy?

There are two types of autists. Autists who like fun and bitter autists who hate them because they're the bitter kind who just use their autism to get mad about things.
Yes, a bunch of autistic people like Yakuza (such as myself) and this shouldn't surprise anyone. Why anyone would get mad about this information or think that's a good reason to call the series bad is a mystery to me.

I'm a Yakuza fan but this series has tons of flaw so I don't care there are people who think this series is shit

You can skip cutscenes in Horizon Zero Dawn.

>falseflagging
Nobody is buying it, shitposter

You're not really helping your argument with a fucking cutscene in the webm

>this series has tons of flaw
Weak bait.

Step off Yea Forums for a while.
Don't spend the majority of your free time here, and actually play some fucking games.

When you come back, it's like you're the tuxedo guy watching everyone else doing autistic screeching.

>play Yakuza 0
>Dad shows up as I'm fucking around playing pool
>"Hey user, that looks pretty fun, mind if I try?"
>He spends about a hour and a half playing pool and enjoying himself
Good thing he didn't walk in on the hostess club or Karaoke shit.

Yakuza is a movie game done right, but it's still a movie game.

The combat isn't bad, but it doesn't really matter so much anyways since the enemies just let you beat them up and wait for you to press a button so you can watch the game beat them up for you in some cool way

Literally pressing one button repeatedly then triangle to awesome at the end. The base for decent combat is there, but almost every enemy is a complete punching bag. It's fun until you realize how shallow it is.

Yakuza games are alpha simulators for betas

can an alpha really be a virgin?

>It's fun until you realize how shallow it is
Each game is 100 hours long and people still haven't noticed

Do you want to play beta simulator?
lol what a bitch

True, but that's most videogames

>how shallow it is.
Wrong.

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But all this is bullshit when the fucking facts are you spend 99% of fights pushing the same two buttons in the same way against the same two types of enemies

>the combat is actually good because if you do enough boring side content you unlock a back kick
Is this a joke?

Yeah that's cool and all but what's the point if it's a piece of piss as it is

but the game gives you absolutely no incentive to go "deeper"
if you can just mash the same buttons to beat braindead bad guys then that is shit combat, and the game doesn't have good combat just because I can potentially spend a lot of time unlocking moves that make it EVEN EASIER to beat the same braindead punching bags

This
Those tweets are just plain retarded, trying to blame players for a developer fuck up.

>It's ok when Dark Souls does it

I love that all the evidence that is supposed to prove Yakuza is great only makes it look more shit

Cope.

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>you can beat dark souls by button mashing
>dark souls has only two types of enemies
>the dark souls enemies stand around you waiting to be killed
I mean, I know you're just shitposting, but at least put a little effort in if you want someone to get mad about it

well at least in this one a single enemy actually tried to attack (once) before the player activated movie mode

>my mother sees me playing telephone club
>She had already seen the previous serious scenes from the main story so it's funny to her to see kiryu there
>she stays with me super intrigued to see what the girls are like.

>you can beat dark souls by button mashing
Yes.

you put it better than I could have

ok computer

Looks a tough game

There is nothing wrong with movie games.

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I just find the games fun

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Words like "cringe" or "wacky" don't actually prove your point. I could take any game and say the storry is cringe. How do you mesure that?

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This.

This

The problem is not with Yakuza fans but with Yea Forums users.

Only ADHD cases hate "movie games". Story is good and so is the gameplay.