JRPG: "Quickly, user! You must search for the seven gym emeralds!
WRPG: "Ah, good tidings to you, Anonymous One. We find ourselves in an unfortunate circumstance, and are currently in need of your services post-haste. Not unlike a sweetened delicacy ripped from the hands of a young child, our seven gym emeralds, long treasured among the OP clan for generations, have been taken by a unknown assailant, and their current whereabouts are an enigma to us. Like the camel and lion which venture and conquer the desert, we require you to take up the quest of tracking and obtaining our precious artefacts." >Who are you? >What do you do here? >Tell me about Yea Forums. >Why do you call me "Anonymous One?" >What circumstances? >The OP clan? >Gym emeralds? >"Seven" gym emeralds? >Who do you think took the gym emeralds? >Where should I look for the gym emeralds? >What was that about a camel and lion? >[Intelligence] Ah, Nietzsche. I am familiar with his works. >I'll look for the gym emeralds. >I'll look for the gym emeralds... for a price. >[Sarcasm] Yeah, I'll "look" for the gym emeralds. >Ask about... >Goodbye.
>implying that wrpgs have more text than jrpgs on average This is how I know you've probably never played either a wrpg or jpg. A jrpg would have all that dialogue exposited to you in an hour-long, unskippable cutscene.
Zoom on by sonny we’re talking about the good ol’ days.
Brody Scott
Are you really using persona as an example of long jrpgs?
Asher Miller
You don't even have to do that considering persona is the only jrpg with that much text. The only other one that comes close is the Xenoblade series and they make sure there's a wealth of gameplay between them.
I laughed. I love wordy games but I feel like most of the text in a lot of more recent RPGs is just not fun to read. If something is not fun to read it shouldn't be in the game.
Nicholas Smith
>WRPG Alduin, an immensely powerful ancient dragon, is resurrecting dragons, which will inevitably result in the end times. The protagonist turns out to be 'Dragonborn', a special being that has the ability to easily master the language of dragons, and to kill them permanently by absorbing their souls. This takes place in Skyrim, a territory experiencing a terrible civil war between the ruling empire, and proud Nords who consider Skyrim their's alone.
>JRPG Alduin, an immensely powerful ancient dragon (that is also a demon, that is also a robot, that is also YOUR DAD), is resurrecting dragons (using the power of Gaia crystals, which you will be tracking most of the game), which will inevitably result in the end times (spanning a final battle encompassing 4 different final bosses, one of which comes out of fucking NO WHERE and had basically nothing to do with the rest of the story). The protagonist turns out to be 'Dragonborn', a special being that has the ability to easily master the language of dragons, and to kill them permanently by absorbing their souls (he grew up in a small village, and wanted from a young age to adventure with his tom-boy female best friend). There are also wise cracking talking cats, tons of boob jokes made by a busty chick in your party against the flat-chested girl in your party, and everyone in your party is like 16 years old or younger.
Correction >Alduin, an immensely powerful ancient dragon who burned down your village, is resurrecting dragons, which will inevitably result in the end times. Go kill him.
Jose Cooper
>full of donkey kong threads, nigba, lanced jack, shoop da woop, seaking, rickroll, gen 7 console wars, chad warden, longcat, teh rei, cockmongler, galo sengen, jimmies, pingas, robotnik, over 9000, milhouse, the Yea Forums mansion, chanology and the pleasure of being cummed inside FUND IT
Logan Adams
Reminder that this massive hard-on the deserves to be in your mouth is your own fault.
Joshua Murphy
is grinman his final form?
Jaxson Morris
>Candlejack as a secret bo
Matthew Peterson
Now hang on, WRPGs use the father "twist" just as much as JRPGs do.
Eli Anderson
>JRPG: a generic menu simulator that makes it clear the devs would have rather just made an anime >WRPG: unique world and story built around engaging and customization gameplay Wow generalization is fun!
Jaxon Young
If ameriburgers didn't feel deep down that JRPGs are superior, they wouldn't constantly be making these threads. They basically regard everything Japanese as superior to their own equivalents, and deal with it by engaging in obsessive, hysterical Japan-bashing. It's like those guys who are deep in the closet and vocally anti-gay.
>respond to a biased generalisation with your own biased generalisation >complain when people make fun of (You)
Aaron Nguyen
>Wow different cultures have different ways of doing the same thing
Well done OP you figured it out
Lincoln King
>literally an interdimensional demonic robot entity corrupted by a dragon's spirit being used by the protagonist's "evil" father who's being blackmailed by an even eviler different demonic interdimensional robot entity made out of hatred Bravo Japanese writing
That was literally the point, and I said as much. Did you miss the part where I said >Wow generalization is fun! This should not have to be spelled out for you. It is blindingly clear.
Hunter Diaz
That sounds like complete kino or an absolute trainwreck
Angel Davis
>unique world Literally LOTR >story AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS GO FUCK HIM UP CHOSEN ONE That's one weak ass bait
Do animefags just turn off their brain when they see someone saying anything negative about grorious nippon?
James Phillips
blame Obsidan for this
Joshua Howard
The jrpg unironically sounds better
Samuel Bailey
It's a glorious kino-wreck, you don't even need to know moonrunes or need context to understand how fucking retarded it is, peak japanese writing youtube.com/watch?v=F95DSJQpVME
Adrian Hernandez
>calling someone animefag on a literal anime site WRPG fags are truly retarded...
>JRPG Cute looking girls with cute personality, cool looking guys. Rule of cool dictates most design. Even old chicks are still young looking and cute. The game is not trying to be realistic, it's trying to be enjoyable.
>WRPG The developers tryhard to be "realistic" at every single point. The girls are mostly ugly, old looking and just a pain to look at. Their personality is also a take on realism thus making them not fun to talk to. You wonder why you're playing a game that tries to be a copy of how people look and are in real life since you go to video games for escapism, and proceed to turn the game off and reach for your favorite JRPG.
Nicholas Moore
>WRPG is both the most overrated game ever made but also the best porn game ever made
JRPG devs is an industry of idea guys. All these cool ideas and set pieces but 9/10 times the gameplay boils down to the same turn based menus we've seen since the 90s.
William Martin
most tranny love being cute anime girls because reality is too much for them
Sebastian Richardson
You're obnoxious because you're dumb and use anime as an excuse.
Brody Gomez
trannies
Jonathan King
I am completely fine with that There have been very few games that made me stick for more than 50 hours just because the gameplay was "fun", and they were all multiplayer. Any single-player experience that hooked me in for so many hours did it through the story and design.
Something cliche isn't by definition something bad. Every japanese game uses cliche, but they can use it well.
Benjamin Mitchell
OP: I LOVE SUCKING COCKS Everyone else: ...
Justin Lopez
>can't even engage in an argument so he has to make strawmen to feel like he's "won" You still haven't replied to the post in the FF thread. Stay BTFO.
Henry Gomez
to be honest, fantasy settings are overused in both western and japanese RPGs
Gavin Collins
I don't get why everyone says "Watch porn if you want to jack off," jacking off to games is the greatest
Brayden Allen
What do you mean where this happens?
Almost all JRPG female companions don't really have that much attitude and are really just slaves to the PC and will never leave the PC due to the game being linear. Meanwhile WRPG companions generally give the PC sass and shit, and generally leave or are not recruitable by the PC depending on their actions.
you're acting like jrpgs don't do that. >Mother >Dragon Warrior >Final Fantasy >Persona (maybe? i actually don't care about it enough to know if this is the case) >and a boatload of others i forgot because i don't give a shit about most rpgs at least use your brain when you're trying to come up with arguments instead of using smug anime girl faces you found on facebook, faggot.
Every modern jrpg has a shit story, and the gameplay is too fucking easy. I cant believe there are people who invest 40 hours on a videogame that has the worst aspects of anime.
If you really think those are too for those jrpgs you are even bigger retard than I first thought Not to mention you obviously have no idea what you are talking about. That's why you are so unsure about everything
>"you're a retard" >"you have no idea what you're saying" >"you're obviously not worth my time so I won't reply to you anymore" >never bothered pointing out what's wrong with his post Nice one.
>wrpg >OW EM GEE (that's elvish lol) I need that golden alpaca menstruation liquid to achieve my globnar, help me adventurer, the evil BRUMPF stole it! >smartass shit >smartass shit >smartass shit >smartass passive aggressive shit
Joseph Flores
>the most recent western game in that list is 15 year old.
Blake Green
Ah yes, the classic Japanese cliche of turning cool old things into little anime girls. Anime is lazy crap.
Kayden Rogers
It was a good show, the villains were the best part of it.
