>Press any button to Start
>Press the Power button
SSSSSSSSSSOMEBODY STOP ME
Times you acted like the Joker while playing video games
Jaxson Peterson
Eli Gonzalez
>Band kid mocks me for playing 3DS on public transit
>Shove his french horn down his throat & punch him repeatedly in his diaphragm, forcing him to make clown-car horn honks.
Charles Johnson
>Have the hots for Veronica
>She gets with chad instead
>Went on Yea Forums to rise up
Robert Jenkins
Sorry Heath but nobody will ever play the joker as good as Jack Nicholson.
Jaxson Rodriguez
>Times you acted like the Joker while playing video games
can you read?
-rob
Kayden Garcia
That's a queer way to spell Mark Hamill
Landon Nguyen
Is this the new forced meme?
John Lopez
Looks like it. Probably some GoT shit.
Gavin Reyes
>game says to do X
>do Y
FUCK NIGGERS
Joshua Gonzalez
>his brain immediately thinks of rob stark
im not affiliated with game of thrones, i'm 67
rob stark has been dead since season 1 lol
-rob
James Williams
Are you that same oldfag or are other people following suite in forcing this shitty meme?
Carson Nelson
>lose game
>still type gg ez
Jaxon Rogers
>Be last man alive
>hide so good noone finds me
>run and juke like hell when spotted (pic related)
>does this till enemy team leaves out of uncontrolled boiling rage
Jaxon Mitchell
>Playing Gmod DarkRP
>Admin teleports me to a roof to give me a verbal warning for fucking around
>I jump off and run away
THE JORKER STRIKES AGAIN
Josiah Martin
Climbed a ladder and ROSE UP
Xavier Myers
in the vr thread?
that was me son
-rob
Gabriel Hughes
>posts in joker thread
>Doesn't follow op's guidelines
MADNESS
Justin Sanchez
No, no, no. You are not a 67 yr old boomer. You are larping as a boomer and signing your posts like 40+ yr olds on Facebook. To what end l, I don't know. But it's contrived and out of place here.
Wyatt Clark
>"Press Start"
>I press A
FEELIN LIKE A FREAK ON A LEASH
Jaxon Green
>don't give priority healing to the one female player on the team
>dies
>it is I, the Tricker
Parker Russell
absolutely based
Oliver Torres
>Choose "Load game" and click my recent save instead of clicking "continue"
SUAVAMENTE BESAME
Lucas Campbell
>13 y/o
>Finally can afford WoW
>Want to learn a profession
>See that at 60 you can craft the coolest sword in the history of mankind
>Want this sword
>Need this sword
>Every level towards 60 is about getting this badass fucking sword
>Max out my professions
>Grind out the raid mats
>The day has arrived
>Craft sword
>"Shamans can not use sword weapons"
K
Brody Williams
I also suck cock and am gay
-rob
Easton Morales
>playing Call of Duty Black Ops campaign
>go out of my way to kill every caged monkey
SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
Grayson Myers
>Skyrim Dark Brotherhood intro
>Kill all 3 hostages for the initiation
I DID MY TIME
Luke Ross
>Objective: Run
>Start walking
OH WAH AH AH AH
Samuel Green
>play singleplayer RTS
>harass the opponent till next dawn
Is this some sort of currency thing? *Honk* I-I dunno..*honk**honk*
Lincoln Mitchell
>gets to 60
>doesn't know he can't use swords
I call bullshit, though 13 year olds can be pretty stupid.
Joshua Stewart
>First time playing game
>Skip tutorial
FEEL FREE TO DIE WHEN YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH
Gavin Wilson
Jim Carrey is best joker. Plus in real life he's an antivax mad lad.
Thomas James
>get told to have sex while I was discussing videogames
>become a perma-virgin addicted to masturbation until the day of my death instead
AND IT WILL COME
LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN
Ian Bailey
>playing San Andreas
>always kill hookers because they have more money than regular pedestrians
>but also secretly taking out my rage on all the veronicas in my life
Que j’aime ta couleur rouquine
Wouah-Wouah
Il a levé sa pine bleue pour pisser
Wouah-Wouah-Wouah!
Combien je t’aime
Hudson Campbell
Sorry Jack but nobody will ever play the joker as good as Cesar Romero.
Robert Carter
>play a good guy the entire game
>choose an evil ending
I AM NOT CRAZY, INSTITUTION
Jaxson Jenkins
>playing my 3ds on mcdonalds
>red light starts blinking
>turn off power-saving mode
I NEVER FELT LIKE
Adrian Young
>start beating hooker for cash
>she pulls out a gat
>shoots me once before I get in close and stun lock her
>out of revenge for taking my armor down a tiny bit I shoot her corpse repeatedly till the cops show up and then I go on a rampage
GAYMERS RISE UP
Luis Long
>choose difficulty
>easy
>normal
>hard
>nightmare
>society
Juan Cooper
>teammate says "hi" to me in spawn
>sat "thanks" back to them
HEAR THE SOUND OF THE FALLING RAIN
Lucas Ramirez
>Payday 2
>Bag all possible loot, total stealth and an easy route to the van
>Take the bare minimum
PEACE SELLS BUT WHO'S BUYING
Parker Jones
>stale meme request
>one ups every joker in wickedness
I CRY WHEN ANGLES DESERVE...
Nicholas Robinson
>Play an rts zombie wave defence map
>Start cutting down trees
>All the trees
>Even the ones that form a natural wall against the enemy
>Zombies get inside and start infecting every unit like crazy
>No one has their own defences since everyone pooled resources to hold a united front, which I made obsolete
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
Cameron Hernandez
>turn on PlayStation
>play Persona 5
SNEED
Connor Howard
>Play as medic in Battlefield 1
>Always let my teammates die even when I'm beside them.
Christopher Rodriguez
>get forced to name change in mmo
>enter the same name again
ALL MY LIFE I'VE BEEN OVER THE TOP
Evan Wright
>1 guy left in battle royale
>Kill myself instead
DON'T IT ALWAYS SEEM TO GO, THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHA YOU'VE GOT TIL ITS GONE. THEY PAVED PARADISE TO PUT UP A PARKING LOT.
Joshua Perry
>task
>don't accomplish task
le wild :DDD
Owen Myers
>buy game
>delete it after 2 minutes
>watch porn
MACH KAPUTT WAS DICH KAPUTT MACHT!!!!
Liam Smith
>Supposed to fight the villain at the start of the game
>Join them instead
MOM’S GONNA FREAK
Isaiah Lewis
>It's now safe to turn off your computer
>Don't turn it off
NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK HAD A BUNCH HITS, CHINESE FOOD MAKES ME SICK.
Ryan Peterson
>game starts in 3,2,1
>disconnect
I'M NOT AFRAID OF MONSTER BECAUSE I AM ONE
Christopher Garcia
>last man alive on team
>other team trying to find me
>type /kill
>10 sec to suicide
>no one finds me
>other team didn't really win because i killed myself
Nathan Johnson
>cannot use profane names
>spells fuck with two c's instead
I AM A LITTLE BIT OF LONELINESS, A LITTLE BIT OF DISREGARD
Kayden Scott
>enter game
>"iron man dies in endgame and cap goes back to the fortys"
>disconnect
MY MONSTERS DON'T LIVE UNDER MY BED, THEY ARE INSIDE ME
Gavin Jackson
Cuck
-chad
David Bailey
Robert Miller
>miss one note at the end
>don't restart
I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER
Benjamin Clark
>tfw I saw endgame in imax 3D opening day, making me immune to all Yea Forums spoil shitposts
Feelsgoodman
Sebastian Ortiz
>objective: survive
>die immediately
SOME
BODY
ONCE
TOLD ME
Carson Barnes
this.so much this.
Austin Bennett
You miss the details of such an expansive game when I grew up with Warcraft, and just being in the world was distracting. I didn't think of any reason WHY they couldnt, I just learned the hard way.
Kevin Foster
>tfw never intended to watch overhyped kids' movies, making me immune to all Yea Forums spoil shitposts
Cooper Mitchell
>tfw I'm not a redditor so I don't give a fuck about the spoilers even though I'll probably watch it anyway
>tfw thanks to spoilbros I get to spoil normie cunts and I can still wait for the bluray release to pirate it so I never have to pay for it
DEVIOUS
Bentley Clark
why did you steal that joke?
Charles Myers
>SSSSSSSSSSOMEBODY STOP ME
That's Ace Ventura you stupid fucking zoomer.
Go back to ResetGender.
Asher Nelson
>Being IP block from Yea Forums
>PURPOSELY make a Yea Forums thread on a no Yea Forums board
>Ask mod to move it to Yea Forums since it was a "mistake"
>They actually do it
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
Blake Collins
>2006
>playing WoW, running Stratholme
>a rare BoE drops
>roll greed
>give it to my friend