Calico: Magical Girls Running Cat Cafés

Have you backed the most important new kickstarter game yet?

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>magical girls
>cat cafes
Didn't even need to see the atrocious artwork to know this was made by americans

*SOUNDS OF PUKING UP AN ENTIRE OCEAN*

>draw ugly women instead of cute ones

POWERFUL

Thank you for completely ruining my night.

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I'd fuck them both

you'd fuck a corpse if it was warm enough

Fucking americans

Imagine the smell

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There are no witty comments to be had here. Only disgust and sadness. God has abandoned us, and rightfully so.

>no stamina bar

i wonder why

It's permanently empty so why bother?

this has the makings of the greatest character creator YET

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Is this the new fat princess game?

Looks fantastic, I backed it just to piss incels off.

i guess they chose cats over dogs because dogs are haram

Based

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She seems to like them

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Wonder how easy would modding it be.
I don't expect it being anything but basic coding.

>inb4 why would you even consider playing it

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Easy on the lasagna

>ugly tumblr artstyle with hamplanets

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What the fuck is that walking animation

You just know.

Oh cool a magical girl ga-
>That art

Oh for fucks sake

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>Magical fat women
>Carrying around various animals.
>Serene and pastel colored setting
>Magical fat women can make animals grow big
This is like a surrealist Japanese art game from the early 2000, before their niche games became exclusively a porn delivery method. I actually like it looking at it from that angle.

Way to use your liberal arts degree there buddy.

>anymay game by westacucks
somehow you can just tell by the art

eww...no

why are you even advertising your game on Yea Forums of all places

I think its a big nono to actually make good looking characters in the west. Fucking look at Slime Rancher

I was about to be like "meh, it's gross but cool enough" until
>fucking burka girl
CAN'T ESCAPE YOUR FUCKING FATE EVEN IN VIDEOGAMES, MUDSLIME GIRLS

>Hover handing a dog
What the fuck lmao

Horrible. Have a sage.

Ew.
Slime rancher girl looks better than this

why does tumblr love to slap on skin moles and make everyone fat and call it style?

Start at the base and tout those as features you retard

This is borderline experimental

Between the fact we don't see inside the cat café at all, the fact they seemingly have no idea what a magical girl is, and obviously the outpouring of lard, this might be one of the worst autismal hugbox pretending to be a game in creation.

beautiful girls bad
type 2 diabetes good

Actually, I'm into it.

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Ok guys gotta go now, thanks for participating in thread :D

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Thanks for the (You). I'll treasure it forever.

underrated

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Nice to see Fat Princess get a spinoff

what the fuck

joke's on you, chubby girls is my fetish

kys burger

still better than japs

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>young hotblooded athlete boy
>BEEF SLABMEAT musclehead boy
>Slender studious magical boy
>Reserved, shy, and cute chubby boy
>Girl
How do I know this was made by/for gays

This looks like a mockup of what Nekopara would be if it was made by the west, except its actually real

I Want to fuck the thiccness someone make porn of these characters

Because it is. Pretty much only yaoi- and barafags play it