...one feature at time

...one feature at time.
I'll start: Game starts with hour long intro cutscene that can't be skipped

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Female protagonist, no eye candy on her.

>Starting weapon is best weapon because you can spam it

Spore came out years ago.

Zero (0) likeable characters

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audio goes full on earrape at completely random intervals and is extremely quiet at all other times

There is literally no gameplay

Its bugged, sometimes your character falls through the floor when colliding with walls. As a bandaid fix, devs just added a teleporter trigger under the map to teleport player back to the spawn position. They said they'll fix it.... Two years ago.

And after those two years it's still the same full price of 59.99 and also a sequel is about to come out

>tutorial lasts 14 hours after 1 hour cutscene

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it's single player but there's a monthly subscription

Every level involves escorting an NPC who is both paper thin, unable to defend themselves and has a movement speed totally out of whack with the player

Unity assets.

one random QTE that if you fail you have to start over from the beginning

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It reads your hard drive and google accounts then doxes you

all item shops are these

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Nu-bioware in charge of anything regarding character design/animations

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Only hetshit love interests.

There's no menu. to manage your inventory you teleport into a different zone and pick shit up to equip it.

Fuck you fable 3. what the fuck was that.

It’s the worst ever right so make it a million hour cutscene and the cutscene is just static but has a QTE every 30 seconds you can’t miss.

All enemies are hitscanners.

red barrels dont explode

the game should start off with an hour long cutscene where you regularly have to press a complex sequence of buttons in order to progress. If you fuck it up, the whole cutscene starts over again

Would work better in a game with a central hub, being able to skip going into a menu would have beem cool

Game has witcher 3 tier combat

they also have aimbot shooting even on lowest difficulties

so it's call fo duty, only with more complex button sequences, essentially

All the characters with great writing are replaced with waifubait in the sequels.