Sequel is harder than first game

other than DMC3, name two (2) games that do this

Real life

this isn't a game

>le trades meme

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90% of those people won't make the cut

Streets of Rage 3

I kind of want a trade job though I'm not sure what I'd want to specialize in, maybe electrician since I'm working in lighting and have been developing an interest in how electrical currents work?

>live in america
>survive high school
>go to college
>pay thousands for the degree
>thousands for the books
>get yelled at walking to class for being white
>finally get piece of paper
>all jobs need experience
>can't get job
>scandals of kids getting degrees by paying for them
>take minimum wage job so you don't starve
>"this is why you go to college son"
>minimum wage isn't enough to have a studio apartment
>live with parents
>not suitable for gf because live with parents
>get sick
>no insurance because company doesn't give you full time
>pay out of pocket
>garnished wages
>doctor paid to peddle vicodin
>get addicted to pain killers
>no help to stop taking pills
>parent's land lord hikes up rent
>old mom has to go back to work
>new movie coming out though
>got that going for me
>go to theater
>get shot

I"M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE

what??

cope the majority will graduate
weedout class is a meme
also they'll have better grades than you because of grad einflation

Pay Marshall Plan debnts

It's not a meme. They're just shitty jobs.
They do pay a fuckton but some of them are dangerous.

Get associates degree at a CC. Become a real estate agent or blue collar plumber or exterminator. That's how you get the money.

Schools have no incentive to fail anyone. In fact it's the opposite, they benefit from inflating grades as much as possible while still maintaining accreditation.

>body gives out before you're able to retire
>told to get fucked and die in the gutter

>real estate agent

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I guess I should have worded that better, by "make the cut", I meant "actually be competent in CS"

THIS
IS NOT
A GAME

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you don't have to be competent in cs to do 90% of cs jobs

Im just gonna continue to make cheese.

There are no weedout classes, its just that most of those people aren't actually interested in CS and will burn out and a lot of the rest won't be able to pass calc 2 (required for almost every CS program).

>hard work in dangerous places that requires education
>a meme

electrical is always good but pretty scientific, plumbing and HVAC are also good options

if you want something easier to get into, try bricklaying, framing, or drywall

Trade jobs pay like 100k a year.
You should have a retirement fund by then, if you're not fat/drug abuser/smoker
Then again we talking about amerilards here...

>live in europe
>get beheaded
>don't have to get a job
Haha take that Americans

Are IT jobs easy to find in Melbourne?

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not saying one without education
CNC is in high demand right now. atleast where i am

I dont know man fuck, you should know, you live there.

Getting the feds involved with the education system was a mistake

>Says the 56%er american when even the most mudslimed euro countries are still 90% white
>goes outside
>gets shot by tyrone
>dies of poverty
obese and obsessed, you just cant win, mutt.

oi m8 u 'ave a loicense for that there hate speech?

I would argue those aren't CS jobs then.

>thread is made on the Yea Forums - videogames board of 4channel
>immediately butthurt 3rd worlders bitching about America.
All countries whose native language isn't English should unironically be banned from Yea Forums, just like they ban non-japanese IPs from 2ch. You people just shit up the site with trash posts and rage over superior English speaking countries.

>apply to jobs for which I'm qualified
>never contacted, people with no experience or qualifications hired over me
>apply to jobs i dont have experience/qualifications for
>sorry you don't have enough experience

maybe if you had a solid handshake you'd get a job

>gets shot by Tyrone
If you live in some anti-gun shithole like Chicago maybe, oh right I forgot you guys don't believe in self defense.

>need a bachelors degree
College today is basically high school part 2. Get a degree in not-liberal arts and have a rough plan for your future and you will pay off your investment of tuition easily.

>min 5 years
This is just not true. We had companies swarming us all year every year at my college, a place where literally no one has work experience. Don't apply to senior positions and have a decent example of your skills and you will easily get your foot in the door.

>uninterrupted work experience
What?

>has leadership experience
I've never seen this be a requirement except for leadership positions

>must know three programming languages
Wowee what a fucking obstacle. You learn one language you essentially learned them all. Shit I probably used 6 or 7 different languages just in my college classes alone. Even the differences between things like object-oriented and functional languages are easy to adapt to once you're just comfortable with programming in general.

>can work without supervision
So they expect you to not be a mentally retarded shitter, big deal

The reality is that the pool of students looking for work has exploded and you need to actually shine above them if you want attention. Put in the work, don't take shitty filler classes and pass them with a C-, consider the direction of your life even if it means dropping out and choosing a different path. Don't be a fucking retard and you'll be fine.

You're just ugleh
Nobody wants an ugleh employee

Ture, but if you don't want to be immediately and forever undercut by Pajeets, you need to have an actual aptitude for the work and mindset that comes with it. Few people actually have things click just right to really excel at it and reach that expert level, and even if they do, you also need to hope you're lucky enough to not get stuck with only short term contracts that require relocation or endless travel.

Nope.

>Get a degree in not-liberal arts
And not on Computer Science, since there's a trillion code monkeys around, and you'll be fine.

No exp is only ok for those in or fresh out of college. Work in another field for a few years and herpa derp you don't have the right exp