They are about to hire you, but then, the woman on the left tells the boss about the game you have played the most hours, and how many hours.
How fucked are you?
They are about to hire you, but then...
Jackson Scott
Jackson Jones
>right
fuck
David Roberts
Batman Arkham Knight
>I enjoy playing 600 hours+ in Batman because like Batman, I strive for perfection
Jonathan Carter
>implying they'll hire a fat 19 yo college dropout whose only talent is being billingual
Henry Rogers
Medieval 2 Total War, I like the medieval.
Jacob Brown
>"You strive for "perfection"... in a single player one-button masher?"
Brandon Harris
Forklift Simulator 2019
Applying for ware house hob.
Logan Scott
Listen here fuckwad, you try getting a 500+ streak on Endless Knight and then we fucking talk.
Jose Barnes
You're fired, either walk through that door or through that window, either way get out
Aaron Smith
You didn't even hire me. Also her hair is ugly so I wouldn't actually work there.
I already have a job that gives me enough to save 1200 euro a month and play vidya during the shift so... go fuck yourself lady
Christian Stewart
>more than 50k just in wow
just fucking kill me
Carson Gutierrez
Aye, got a problem with that, boss?
Benjamin Ross
XCOM 2
I value teamwork, coordination, working smarter and not harder, and I have strong leadership and multitasking skills
Isaac Flores
lets just say there are many others with abyssal hours in those shit gaems
Brayden Taylor
>Killing Floor
I instantly get the job and a raise and a bonus, cos LODS OF EMONE
Zachary Hughes
>League of legends
Oh shit im fucked...guess i have to keep mining crypto instead of becoming a wagie.
Brandon Carter
I have like 2000 hours in Skyrim from modding.
Jose Cook
Civilization V + Expansions. I always strive for diplomatic victory, but I'm not above getting my hands dirty should the task require it.
Isaiah Adams
>TF2
See, look at how great I am in a team!
Caleb Morgan
Wow...I don't think I've ever been spolen to like that before.
That was the real interview.
Everyone, welcome our new vice executive of partying down!
Jacob Garcia
Shenmue. Finished it close to a hundred times.
I have an unhealthy obsession with cosy japanese neighbourhoods.
Would I still be hired?
Ian Fisher
>600+ hours in MonHun3U, over 300 in 4U, 100 or so in the generations and near 200 in World so far
>480+ hours in Modern Warfare
>readily approaching 400 hours in New Vegas
>All the others that I've forgotten about due to them being a long time ago
Heh
Thomas Nguyen
lifetime it's probably melee, no shame in that though
Robert Turner
AI War Fleet Command
Basically hundreds of hours of problem solving. I think I'm safe.
Cooper Cruz
Over 500 hours in Morrowind. I'll take that 300K starting salary right now, thanks.
Hudson Williams
450 hours in pokemon pearl. I was a kid, so what?
Asher Reed
sir it says here you have 4000 hours on cabelas hunting season
youre hired
-rob"huntin and grillin is in my blood"
Ryan Nguyen
>Some 5000 hours of dota
Well I mean obviously I can either try to play it off and say how it proves I'm a very dedicated person and la de da, or I accuse them of spying on me because my steam account isn't really linked to my actual person in any way other than the fact that I buy shit from them (and why the fuck would this bitch have access to my bank records) and the fact that it's installed on my PC, so what the fuck gives lady?
I'm calling the cops.
Ryan Moore
>a Stanford Prison Simulator, but in space?
>care to explain what you mean by that?
>also why are there clowns
Austin Lopez
8000+ hours in garrys mod. you might as well give me that CEO chair right away.
Joshua Phillips
Monater hunter world
>800+ hours
>using a beautiful redhead character
>nude mod
Brandon Scott
2k in TF2
I get hired because it shows I'm just a dude who appreciates a fun multiplayer game.
Asher Jenkins
Why the woman is speaking out of her turn?
Also warframe.
Nicholas Jackson
>nude mod
Do they jiggle though? Your new C-level title is in the line here.
Aiden Robinson
Man I don't even know what game I have the most hours in. Maybe System Shock 2 for the amount I replay it?
Cameron Lewis
>Dragon Quest IX
>560 hours with 27 minutes
I would have way more time on it but my 3DS broke a couple of years ago and my original DS fell to the floor and got the top screen all messed up.
I used to have almost 700 hours on Pokemon Diamond with a completed dex but money was tight and i had to sell my whole Pokemon collection, i couldn't bring to sell my Dragon Quest games though.