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Welcome to Yea Forums where everything's made up and the points don't matter

Let's start this off with things you can say about Nintendo, but not your girlfriend

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Berlin_Wall_(video_game)
youtube.com/watch?v=XMUxM4CAAFU
youtu.be/f73wc2V-5PA
kotaku.com/the-parents-who-name-their-kids-after-final-fantasy-cha-1790595768
youtube.com/watch?v=yP-UqnXSGDk
youtu.be/5lo9kmcEw0w
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

I have one.

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I LOVE IT WHEN SHE FUCKS ME IN THE ASS

They exist

Why is it always "things you can say about video games but not your girlfriend?" Come up with something else like things you don't say inside a Gamestop.

Okay, things you would say if you wanted to piss off a fighting game player

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Now you're just gay

Wow, that was some great mashing!

Furry nigger faggot

Drew Carry doesnt do a damn thing!

;)

"nice guessies"

"Sticks are such a meme... Oh shit i forgot to desync my pad sorry guys you were just button checking right?"

"I too spam the same move over and over"

It sucks
Take a shower

I'll gladly pay for it again
Stop playing your pointless games

"You're good at smash, right?"

"Is that wavecheating?"

Things you DON'T say before a raid

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"One second guys the taco bell i had for lunch wants to drop loot in my toilet"

"How long is this gonna take my curfew is at 10."

Describe your childhood with a video game title

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Alone in the dark

"Why would they put a literal who game that nobody has ever played like Samurai Showdown in EVO instead of Melee?"

PREY

Amnesia: The Dark Descent

Fun to play with in bed.

I love it when the smaller versions come out

*cough*
*ahem*
Smash brothers
*walk off stage*

Natural Selection

Beat Hazard

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Berlin_Wall_(video_game)

Violent Semen Inferno

Under fucking rated post
FUCK NIGGERS

youtube.com/watch?v=XMUxM4CAAFU

Day of the Tentacle :3

Slave Zero

Crying is not Enough

Todd Howard's pick up lines

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"see this? you can climb it"

Not a daaaamn thing

The biggest you've ever seen, and you can DO ANYTHING

"It just works."

kek

"I've ported Skyrim to every platform except your womb. Let's change that"

"Degenerates."

Oh God... Bringing your waifu to meet your parents.

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Who's laughing now?

11/10

Infinite quests, and over 200 endings. I can finish any way you want me to, baby.

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I can say any name.

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Videogame titles, but with one word replaced with "Anal"

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dark anal

Street Anal
Anal Combat
Analcalibur
King of Anal

i want to buy your product

-rob

super anal 64

> things you can say about Nintendo, but not your girlfriend
It sucks.

>I'll gladly pay for it again
kek
I'm excited to touch it when I come home from work

>Anal in the dark
>Anal and Conquer
>Anal Quest
>Anal Tournament
>Anal Annihilation (pic related)

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shin anal tensei

Kek

Things you can say on Yea Forums but not on Yea Forums

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Anal Fantasy
Anal
Epic Anal
Anal Sports
No More Anal
The Legend of Zelda: Anal Princess
Mario's Anal Machine

Happens on Yea Forums also.

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Anal Rash

Backyard Anal 1997

I THINK MARVEL VS CAPCOM SUCKS

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BATMAN AND ROBIN ARE OBVIOUSLY GAY
CAPTAIN MARVEL WAS BETTER AS A GUY
SPIDER MAN 2 HAD A BETTER VIDEOGAME THAN FILM
I'M GLAD CITY OF HEROES SHUT DOWN

Cry of Fear

Call of Anal

That spider-man game was pretty shit.

Rock Band

Sam and Max hit the road
(my names max btw)

I'm quitting this week but i can still get items right?
I hope that attention whore healer bitch doesn't show up tonight
Yeah I know I should respect but I don't feel like wasting the gold. We won't get anything new downed tonight anyway.

youtu.be/f73wc2V-5PA

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Baby names based on video games that will one day get your child's ass kicked

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...

kotaku.com/the-parents-who-name-their-kids-after-final-fantasy-cha-1790595768
>Sora

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Dante.
youtube.com/watch?v=yP-UqnXSGDk

GG

Player One

Cloud
Squall

Anal Wars

My use of my Nintendo console is devoid of third parties.

MGS2

Genital jousting

It glows in freaking dark

Agony

It would actually be bringing my parents to meet my waifu because my waifu is dead.

Anal unrated

Anal-Life 2 episode 2

>CAPTAIN MARVEL WAS BETTER AS A GUY
I'm pretty sure everybody on Yea Forums thinks this
Or at least thinks she was better before her personality got neutered.

Nimrod

Mom, dad, thank you for coming over... I think it's time you meet my future wife...

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Hope they can make the wedding!!!

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You can just say asuka, everybody has seen the show.

“You know, fighting games aren’t all the different from each other. Besides smash, all of them play the same”

didnt make the image lol

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Lowest IQ game. Play broodwar 1v1 or quake 3 duel

Are people still using that name as an insult? I mean yeah, it's a dumb-sounding name today, but it doesn't mean "village idiot".

>No one has said Anal Reach or God of Anal

Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem

fuck

Metal Gear: Anal
Anal Hunter XX
Nier: Anal

Anal wake

Things you can say about the Jews but not videogames.

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6 million wasnt enough

only could have gotten better with digits, lol

Anal Dogma

Ill raise youyoutu.be/5lo9kmcEw0w

Rejected Sonic Movie Taglines

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There is hope for their redemption.

Anal and conquer

Sonic the Hedgehog: Coming with the speed of sound

Undertated post