So...you turn on aim assist and quick save before entering every room confess your vidya sins
So...you turn on aim assist and quick save before entering every room confess your vidya sins
>see female enemy
>go to inventory
>drink all my beer until im fully intoxicated
>unequip my weapon & shield
>beat her to death
I shit on people who play "annoying" characters like Riki and Ursa but play Clinkz and Skywrath
I uploaded my save file to PS+ servers, let Gehrman kill me to see the ending, then downloaded the save and fought him for the other ending.
disgusting
I save scum on xcom is my favorite soldiers happen to get rekt.
i talk and respond as if i have a tyler1 or asmongold stream chat
>quick save before entering every room
If only it was before every room.
>aim assist
?
>playing open world rpg kinda game
>get jumped by female enemies while roaming around
>slaughter them
>drag their corpses off somewhere
>undress them, dismember them and jerk off
>cum with the force of 200 suns
my secret is safe with Yea Forums, right?
i bet you did this in hitman games
I do it in every game I can do it in and I feel like I can't control myself, soon as I see the chance I take it.
thankfully, I do not feel this 'urge' AT ALL when i'm around people in person. So hopefully I'm not a psychopath
I do this shit in games that either restart themselves when you die or bring you back to the beggining of the mission.
I don't have time to suffer from a couple of mistakes. The checkpoints on the Soulsborne series are god tier.
>Thor chops off thanos' head and lives a life of regret, thus turning him into a literal boomer looking guy
>Ironman dies
>Captain goes back in time to live with that bitch I forgot the name of ad passes the mantle to some nigger
>Thor is now part of the legend of galactic space virgins now
i sometime read guides to not miss any collectibles, even in my first playthrough.
i also look for best builds / best team and stuff like that in order to not waste points/time.
I actually didn't mind NEET Thor, but it feels like be never pulls his fucking head in.
Also, did Chris actually get fat or was it just a suit and CGI?
CGI
>you download save edits and beat the game with endgame gear
I've made an entire career of parroting opinions and knowledge I like from Yea Forums. I will come here to make a thread and get opinions or whatever and then use the to write things or make videos.
How popular have you gotten from Yea Forums posts?
>hop on to discord to chat with friend
>play multi player game together
>say brb and mute
>proceed to masturbate while she is still on mic and thinks I'm away
>I play all my games on low settings and complain about graphics
>I criticize games I’ve never played and only watch streamers play it
>I have a steam library of 10 games and my most played games are tf2, garry’s mod, and tf2
I make six figures a year. 180k last year.
I liked this Captain America gag.
How many hours do you work each week?
>she
It's okay, you don't need to lie here.
60-80 hour weeks depends on the week. Editing video is the most time consuming since writing comes naturally to me and I had to teach myself anything that isnt text.
>I have no female friends therefor no one can
It's alright user, you still have time.
i work 100 hour weeks and i make 300k, step it up bro, you make bottom tier to be honest
I was calling you a fag, user.
That would require me to believe in homosexuality, user.
I dont want to work 100 hour weeks and I make more than enough to live happily. I'm happy you're being compensated for the insane amount of work you do though.
cope youre gonna burn out and lose it all
grind or die
Well played. You get a free trinket.
That's a lot of work user, make sure you take care of yourself and stop posting so you can get back to work
>best friends
Clearly it's fate.
CGI
Dude is fucking ripped irl
I'll usually play a game on easy mode if I just want to experience the gameplay and story. Afterwards I'll play on normal or hard.
>play the lowest tier characters in any genre of game
>will actually go out of my way to avoid playing characters/using things deemed better and passively gravitate toward those that are worse
>have now garnered a keen sixth sense when I play a game to immediately pick what I think might be the worst character
>it's usually always correct