DMC5

Red velvet to represent crimson cloud

Every day is your birthday when you only live for a month

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It's Vergil's birthday? Cool.

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>Gee, Vergil. How come your mom lets you have three birthdays?

someone make a less retarded thread pls let the fagets wallow in their filth

>Spamming threads because you didn't like the existing one

Not cancer thread

i want to hold his hand as we look through a bookstore

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>when nobody wants to go to your thread

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Wish me luck in making it through HoH please.

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Nice dead thread you got here vfag

You got this, user!

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Thank you based user.

good luck, user! if you get stuck drink some water, stretch and come back later.

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Ty

Yes, "water".

>everyone I don't like is vfag!
Not even.

>buy game for basednoy ps4
>tv screen 80 inches
>playing makes me nauseated

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That's one big package. I wonder what's inside it.

motivation

>can afford an 80 inch tv
>can't afford a computer that will run DMC5

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Can you return the game?

I JUST WANT A KYRIE GF TO MAKE SOME SWEET FUCKING LOVE IN THE MOST UNHOLY, UNCLEAN WAY TO HER GOD GIVEN TITTIES, I'D DO THINGS TO THEM THAT NO DIPSHIT PRIEST ALIVE WILL FORGIVE THE SINFUL THINGS I'LL DO TO THOSE MILKERS AAAAAA

Isn't it past your bedtime, nutboy?

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But how do you pack motivation?

Big motivation in a tiny package.

Could be the line Vergil used on deadweight's mom.

STOP. He's a grower, alright?

>Big motivation in a tiny package

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In the height of his hairline, maybe.

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Cease. He has a nice and manly hairline, with lots of fluffy hair.

honestly vergil's so hot i'd fuck him even if he had a pussy instead

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Good for you, bi user.

Didn't know alopecia was in style.

t-thanks bro

>tfw have an idea for Yea Forums the musical involving V and Griffon
>get excited and write down the lyrics
>find out they don't allow repeats
>someone already took the song was gonna cover
ah

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Alopecia is the shit nowadays. Didn't you check that Detroit guy? But seriously, his hairline isn't THAT bad.

What song?

I dunno man, it looks pretty dangerous.

Not gonna lie, Baldgil looks kinda scary. But the rest of him is good enough for me to like.

Welcome, user.

just can't wait to be king
was gonna call it just cant wait to be v but its taken. i have half of it written out already

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that sucks, maybe you could swap v for ブイ/bui?

no the song itself is taken
someone wrote a gamergate thing for the song

POST IT

pastebin.com/7xsCf8y3

>tfw no v to sing happybday too
>or make him a cake
>or break him

no breaking allowed

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>V: Cruelty has a human heart...
>Griffon: Is this about your mother?

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Can i stab him?

Ask some people here or on /cgg/ to sing it for you and post it as a standalone project. It's pretty good.

>ywn abuse him in the same way the demons did to Vergil

anons, why would you want to hurt the personification of vergil's humanity

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Thank moondust for his dsl

>ywn put his DSLs to good use

>v inherited vergils dsl
gud boy

Why does everyone in this series have such delicious lips? except dante

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Why not? He's a frail boi

He compensates by having delicious hairy tiddies.

poor dante. his bulge makes up for it

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he's literally dying, no need to speed up the process

v's hairless tiddies > over dante

i'm a vfag but dante's tits are pretty cute, would put my dick between them

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I'll just pretend he lives in the secret ending and then I can hurt him all I want

GOUGE THEM

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V is flat as an ironing board. He has DFC.

I really can't unsee Dante as Billy Ray Cyrus for some reason

>ywn clean your cum off dante's hairy tiddies or v's smooth chest

I curse my stars in bitter grief and woe, That made my lust so high and my heterosexuality so low

>no chest
>no bulge
>no ass
Poor bui

I laughed. Good job, user.

Which of the three will you give him as a birthday present?

I want to sit on his lap and cum on his chest.

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That would probably break his legs.

and his chest

>not cumming everywhere

What flavor would he like his cake to be?

the velocity of every nut would kill him

>splits himself again

No bulli user, I'm 48kg
The important part is that he cums in me

Ass is the most important.

Any amount of weigh will wreck his milkless bones.

why vfags gotta be so fuckin gay
tone it down its a nigga's birthday

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>not wanting to have birthday sex with a character you like

CUM SPILLS
OFF OF ME AND ONTO YOU

>not wanting to lewd birthday Bui

>48
V can do the lifting

you do it all the time though so its not even special
let the man have one day off

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V (vergil) at least knows what sex is, not like the rest of the cast.

Excuse you, this is my first time lewding V. It's his birthday present.

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Don't lie user. You wanna lewd the birthday boy.

What about Trish?

>ywn fuck either of them

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Chocolate? Or would it be something more sophisticated?

no

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if it's handmade with love, it should be fine right?

reminder that V is underaged and you're all going to jail

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V is for lewding. You can't be a Vfag if you don't.

DFC?

Is it Vergil's birthday too?

>sophisticated
Like what?

With your secret ingredient of course.

isn't V's birthday just the day Vergil split himself
unless Vergil split himself on his birthday, then no

If you don't know what dfc is you're too young to be here.

And Hank Anderson is a pedo.

Disgustingly Flat Chest.

I just spend I think around 4 hours beating Urizen on DMD, the second Dante fight where you start in SDT. Holy fuck I want to die. I was too stubborn to restart the mission so I could go into the fight with full health and DT so I had to make do with 3/4 health and 3 bars DT. Jesus fuck it wouldn't be anywhere near as hellish if he had 2 crystals instead of 3. Just let me die.

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but flat chests are delicious

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So I have to make a red velvet cake, got it.

If you're having trouble to the point where it isn't fun just faust cheese.

But then you don't learn anything.

I didn't even think of that and believe me, I wasn't having fun. I have about a gorillion gold orbs too but I wanted to beat him fairly.

Creme brulee

>not liking a nice squeezeable pair of delicious pecs

I know what DSLs are I just never heard DFC. I'm 18+.

>disgustingly
no way fag.jpg

Make sure its extra red and chunky.

BLOODSTAINED

took me a moment to get it kek
>likes men aged 2 hours - 3 months

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hapv buithday

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i like both, user but i'm biased because my chest is flat too

The only DFCs that are ok are on Bui.

Why not marble cheesecake? It'd look like his tattoos.

That was the issue, I like to beat the boss fairly but holllyyyy fuuuuck.
>gotta break the crystal twice more after the first time
>you get enough for ONE SDT usage
>congrats now you gotta break a crystal thats got half of this monster's health without your only thing thats good at breaking it
>lol no real impact you'll get fucking shredded
>best shit is Gunslinger Kalina Ann missile storm which you have an opportunity for MAYBE twice a minute
Did I mention this fucker can kill you in three hits even with his shitty tentacle attack?

Hey, that's a nice idea.

>tfw a cups

tfw know people are gonna bitch come morning about Vfags talking about wanting to fuck V but don't have anything to contribute to the gameplay side because I have fuck all to say about the game except "its fun"

Congratulations, user. You took the most honoraburu route. Papa Vergil would be proud.

I'm shit at describing why I like things too

We have 2 threads at the moment. The gameplay focused guys are on the other so unless they kill their thread, there should be no bitching.

its best borb's borbthday too you little shits
give him some love too

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not a vfag but desu they just have to get over it. it's his birthday and there's really not a lot to discuss anymore. the threads are dying because we're running out of things to talk about and some people would rather argue about shit than let people circlejerk over their favorite characters and say off topic but usually pretty funny stuff. just let it happen.

cuz ur a retard

I like bui because he fills my fetish but his gameplay is fun for the easier difficulties. i think we should just make separate threads to escape the autism.

>furry artist
>no art of Griffon spreading his fat cloaca

I usually talk about the game but sometimes post about Buibui. The more I figure stuff out the harder it is to come up with things to ask or discuss. Although I do wonder where does everyone think Vergil's story is gonna go from here? Dante's too.

you didn't have to respond to my post with this
I didn't have to read that

No lewding the bird

Is that a plushie?

I don't think its entirely plush but yes

what fetish?

BIRDFUCKERS O U T

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>no art of Griffon rubbing cloacae with DT Nero
It's not bestiality if he's also got wings.

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God I hope so. Can someone whos fully beaten DMD tell me where Urizen 2 ranks in terms of boss difficulty? Even V fighting Geryon was a walk in the park compared to that shit.

I think vergil should work with dante to beat moondust and then have vergil work alongside his son after. Ya know to get those bonding moments.

I hope the next game has playable Vergil and everyone joking about Vergil referring to him as anything but "my son" comes true. That'd be fucking hilarious.

every person out there making a plush/sculpture of Griffon is a furry and it scares me

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If we memed shota bookworm Vergil into reality, we can do this too.

vulnerable goth twink

At least you can be sure those Griffons won't have calcium deficiency.

>i think we should just make separate threads to escape the autism.
no that'd clutter the board even more
maybe the thirstposting could be moved to /trash/

>everyone joking about Vergil referring to him as anything but "my son" comes true
Ah shit I missed that thread.

Why not /cm/ at least we could do double duty by posting pictures and lusting after the boys.

Wish /cm/ was more active so active discussion can happen

oh thats a better idea
I fucking hate /trash/

...

i don't have respect for you but i want him to be a gentle dom that likes me so i'm no better

POOR JUDGMENT NUT

N U T B O Y

I mean, we're currently burning through threads with the amount of image dumping we have, so there's a lot of text-posting space that goes to waste.

Maybe when the thirstposting starts in a dmc thread, someone can just link the current /cm/ and just move the conversation there for a bit.

that's my fetish too

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>tfw thats what I've tried to do but whenever I did people would snap at me

There's one thing I don't have clear, can we post screenshots/3d art there too? Or just fanart

Sounds good.

So, wait...do we go there now?

3D art is fine if it's fanmade. Just don't use up the image limit with random low quality screenshots, gifs, or reaction images.

Niceness controls everything, user. Perhaps you didn't ask nicely enough.

And let this thread die?

i don't want to leave it's so comfy here. can we finish up this thread first since it's his birthday?

We can finish in this thread.

We can all move there and post nice pictures for bui's birthday.

???

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Cool then. Back to birthday Bui, you think he'd appreciate some hot topic tier outfit as a gift?

yes

Just make post with a link to cm and say it'll be better to move the conversation there. The people interested should reply so they can see that the thread would be active and then more people would join.

So Urizen is the one that inherited Vergil's sophistication.

i want to buy him some comfortable clothes without really minding which store it is. i was actually thinking earlier that he might like thrift shopping

Ahh sorry.

that sounds delicious

great minds think alike

Make him a quilt with Shadow's hair.

>poetry reading
>prancing around
>not sophisticated

Buying full outfits at hot topic discounts a lot of sophisticated points.

Please don't get him sandals.

that sounds itchy but maybe a glove for his other hand would be nice

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So are his William Blake quotes cool or lame?
>I have no name. I am but two days old...

Would he wear dmc merch?

They're chuuni.

lame in an endearing way

don't worry, he deserves a pair of boat shoes or neon sneakers at least

>vergil thought he was being funny when he said that
what a fucking nerd

Cool in an autistic chuuni way

I secretly enjoy seeing twitch streamers react to certain parts of various games and almost every streamer's chat reacted like pic related to that and the "Hi thee home" line. A few were collectively laughing and one was calling it edgy which is weird because I never thought for a second it was edgy, just autistic.

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>the strongest judgement nut
Kek Vergil would totally say those wouldn't he?

good night anons, have a good rest of thread
i love you

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why do vfags use spoilers so much
does the black attract their inner goth selves like a moth to light?

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Bye (you) kun

y-you too

yes~~~~~~

I only do it alot when responding to someone else who is also spoilering
it feels weird not doing it, like responding to someone whispering in your ear by shouting

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Kek, that's brilliant reasoning.

Night night, Vfag.

It's weird when it fills up half the thread and all you see is blackbars. Kinda funny how it makes someone pay attention to your post by hovering over it.

can i just say i fucking love the van? everything about it is hilarious to me. calling it in is my favorite part.

no yes

Feels too lewd desu.

>neon sneakers
I'd rather he go barefoot.

>be working on them trophies because i wanna show off my skillz
>Beat SoS mode, not so bad, only missions i have trouble Sranking are 8, 10, 15 and 18
>mission 8 is a fickle bitch
>mission 10 and 18 fucking suck ass because the only way i can do it is to get the no damage multiplier
>but overall doable
>start DMD
How the fuck am i going to S rank this shit? let alone HaH?

I even get fucking A's with V now for gods sake, eventually i get hit especially against bosses and the dudes with the cleavers and they melt half my life away and drop my fucking ranks

jesus chist bros what the fuck do i do? im losing my motivation

happy birthday gothfag

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>it makes someone pay attention to your post by hovering over it.
I never thought about it like that
I'm going to be more conscious about what I'm spoilering now, shit

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I like the one with more fps but I don't know how to convert it to a Yea Forums postable format without losing the extra frames and Mixtape is dead now.

I use it for humorous and off topic purposes. You know, for dramatic effect? IMAGINE TRISH

I hate newfags to the series that don't get what dmc is. V was more chunni then edgy, I guess his outfit gives out the wrong impression?

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, GET STRONG, AND HAVE MOTIVATION

>not spoilering everything to make you seem cheeky

Seems to be it. I think even older fans likely thought he was edgy as fuck. Maybe on a small scale level he is but he's mostly just the autist Vergil is. I actually think his outfit fits this really well, though I am more fashion-conscious than most.

You want to make a gif or a webm? I use ezgif for the first and online-convert for the second.

Yeah, that why sometimes it kinda annoys me because I must see what the spoiler is. Although I use it sometimes when I want someone to pay attention to my post lol.

someone post that one webm of that V-looking guy getting shoved to the ground

>"I'm afraid that...that's a little bit more than I can take on right now."
>twitch chat: EDGY ECKS DEE
How the FUCK is that edgy? Do these idiots even know what edgy is? Edgy would be him saying some cringe line and attempting to fight the fucker instead of saying "yeah, no, I'm out".

I don't have that but I have Asian V.

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Who the fuck says that V is edgy?
Is this really a meme?
The guy is as much of a goofball as the rest of them, he cracks jukes every time he kills an enemy
>BLAST
>ITS MY TURN TO USE THE DEMON SWORD
off the top of my head

Vergil is the type to not be aware of what he is saying is lewd or not. Just like when he recited poetry, he was unaware of his autism.

not every guy with poofy hair is V you hair-racist

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Yeah but the NOSE and his demeanor

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Tried both, but ez-gif shrinks down the size and webm removes the extra frames.

HIS TAUNT IS HIM FUCKING TWIRLING AROUND HOW IS THAT EDGY

normies are retarded

Unironically saw people call him edgy when he did the twirl. Also saw them go "ow the edge" when he does the Flight Of The Valkyries taunt.

Am I just out of touch with what edgy means to zoomers nowadays? When I think of edgy, I think Shadow The Edgehog, not V.

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When V or when committing sudoku? His dialogue in 3 makes me think he always thought his words rather than just spilling nonsense.

Do zoomers even know Shadow?

>V is literally just Willy Wonka but in an alternate universe where they just let Johnny depp go ham
is he right?

>Vergil is the type to not be aware of what he is saying is lewd or not
you look me in the eye and tell me V doesn't say the shit he does with full knowledge on purpose

You can chose the amount of frames for the webm. I give you the shitty resolution of ez tho.

He apparently smells like Willy Wonka's chocolate factory so yes that is 100% accurate

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More like they let Tim Burton go ham.

>Implying I'm that attractive
>Or gray

As V. Vergil would probably be out of touch since he hasn't interacted with humans for the past twenty years. Look at how he acts in the main menu screens with Nero.

the colognes are meant to imply what the characters would wear, not what they naturally smell like you dingus
which means that V went out of his way to smell like Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and thats just fuckin' dandy

>im fucking plying they dont naturally smell like that

>that joke line about being two days old
>he actually thought that was funny enough to introduce himself
Dante should have bullied him harder as kids.

How do you smell like a chocolate factory naturally?

Whats going on in this thread?

Whats all this I hear about cologne?

Where is the Porn?

what kinda nigga oozes chocolate and flowers from his sweatglands

DEMONS

Think of your husbando/waifu and how proud he/she would be of you.

be a chocolate factory

>Nero went out of his way to smell fruit
>probably doesn't even wear cologne he just sprays himself with air freshener

i think you mean he rubs car air fresheners all over him to hide the swamp ass

demons argument can suck my ass
V voluntarily decided he wants to smell like willy wonka's sugary butthole and you're never going to take that away from me

Maybe Kyrie spills juice on him.

Here bud

oh shes spilling juice on him alright
and it ain't citrus

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Are his balls just hanging out of his pants?

I bet it's Nico's fault. Always bathing him in air freshener to try and at least dull the swamp ass stench.

>I'm afraid that...that's a little bit more than I can take on right now
That reminds me of that vergil line I heard on youtube.
>I can do better
He sounds pretty different here, wonder when he says it.

Beat me to it
/y/ has the weirdest tastes but I appreciate the offer.

>chooses to wear a choker
>chooses to wear a sleeveless coat with a built in corset and no shirt
>chooses to say poetry quotes in battle
>chooses to shave his body hair
>chooses to smell like willy wonka's sugary butthole
I have MANY questions for Vergil.

Great minds post alike.

>Vergil was his own closet

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He looks tired/disgusted with Nero and happy/comfy with Dante. I'd say he doesn't like strangers.

Vergil decided his new body was a perfect excuse to try out fashion he's always wanted to wear but never had a physique that it complimented

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To be fair I'd do the same thing if I had an entirely different face and body structure.

Rude. Vergil had a nice body when teen, if his arms are anything to go by.

This guy gets it.

not rude
but hes a little too beefy and old for the goth twink aesthetic

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Cute!

>V was more chunni then edgy
oh yes, but there's a bit of edge too
>thinking about mommy dearest?
>i'd be lying if i say i wasn't
>the past is a difficult place for me
or something along those lines is probably the peak of edge

>gothic jewery

>tired/disgusted with Nero
Nero doesn't deserve such a bully

On its own that's not quite edgy, just depressing.

>V fully clothed is lewd
how the fuck does this work what is going on

>indolent, shirtless vergil
>adroit, formal v

YES.

I'd say his in-battle phrases are the edgiest parts, especially
>So hungry for death

>vergil thought of power all the time so he wouldn't have to think about mommy

I just had a thought that's fucking with me. If Gamefreak ever made a Pokemon game that wasn't turn based, the gameplay would effectively be V's gameplay.

V is a pokemon trainer.

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He prepared for trouble and made it double....

FUCK

Goths aren't twinks only. Check Chris Pohl. Vergil would look perfect in his outfits.

ITSUNOOOO

Yes he is

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I love how this thread is filled with awful jokes and puns. Peak comfy.

It's something different in something you like. Changes can be arousing sometimes.

Damn they both look good
I like that vergil has his old coat, its a nice touch.

late night threads are my favorite
far more relaxed

He deserves it after revving Yamato.

vfags are chill and funny when nobody's pushing their buttons

good thread

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>23 ips
>200 plus posts
Vfags work fast

It's his birthday and all 20 of s + 1 Dantefag, 1 Vergilfag, and one Nerofag are here to celebrate in the wee hours of the morning.

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If vergil had to choose between losing yamato or nero, I'd bet he would choose nero. He seems like the type.

i know this is the "i want to fuck the goth twink" thread, but i have a question.

sometimes i manage to make griffon do his lighting AOE while standing where he is without having him go back to V, which would actually be very useful

any idea if this is a thing and how can i do it?

i should be sleeping since i have to wake up in 6 hours to go to college for 12 and spend 5 of that planting trees

Nice joke, user. I laughed really hard.

Kek discussion of the game is always welcome here user. Sadly I can't help you though...maybe try a shorter holding of the button or stand back far away?

>20 vfags
That's a lot more than i thought.

Go sleep, V lusting will still be here or on cm when you come back.

>spending 5 hours planting trees
vfags are a strange bunch

Sweet V filled dreams, user. Seriously, go to bed. V wouldn't like you to be cranky the rest of the day.

planting AND cutting, for my least favorite class of all time

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If you take into account that V is some sort of hippie goth, it makes total sense.

What the heck are you studying

Yui's birthday too

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cant sleep, pills make me an insomniac, have slept a total of 9 hours in the past 4 days and am running entirely on monster

yes i fell for the boomer meme
isnt there some forester vfag who lives on a farm?
wildlife biology

is that shit on her hand
happy birthday shithand-chan

>isnt there some forester vfag who lives on a farm?
what the fuck

user just skip for today jesus christ. But also, go lay down and try to get some rest.

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yes

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90% sure thats the one that got tongue raped by a wolf today
fine goodnight losers

>90% sure thats the one that got tongue raped by a wolf today
WHAT

>cant sleep, pills make me an insomniac, have slept a total of 9 hours in the past 4 days and am running entirely on monster
Drinking that caffeine is making it worse you need to cut it out or else you won't be able to sleep.

boards.fireden.net/v/thread/460509724/#460520736 enjoy the ride.

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thanks I can't see through the tears

youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

>all those niggas complaining about offtopic blogposting yadda yadda
this is why we can't have fun anymore
if anyone is talking about anything other than getting their dick kicked in in bp they get screeched at

>"the act of a canine licking the teeth or roof of another's mouth is called cringing"

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sometimes the blogposting can be a bit much but i live for shit like that. poor op was just trying to make us laugh too.

oh I agree blogposting is annoying but absurd posts like getting tongued by a wolf or the Nerofag and the tranny is shit I welcome

>look this up
>its a real thing
>graywolfconservation.com/Captivity/wolves_as_pets.htm
>kermode.wordpress.com/2010/02/10/french-kissed-by-a-wolf/
>That’s when the guide let us know that the wolf wanted to say hi, and to accept us, we had to let him kiss us….wolf style. That means you have to open your mouth so they can lick you the way they do their pack members. I can’t say I enjoyed letting a wolf lick the inside of my mouth, but the wolves were much more interested in us after we each allowed a wolfish French kiss.
That is way too obscure of a thing for user to be lying about what the fuck

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DOGS LICK THEIR ASS
YOU'RE BASICALLY TONGUING A BIG DOG'S ASS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Nerofag and the tranny
post it

>vfag indirectly tongued a dog's ass

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To be fair, humans also lick other humans asses. And kiss them afterward. And unlike dogs and I assume wolves too, our tongues aren't naturally germ killers.

anyone who doesn't wash their mouth out after eating ass deserves to get e coli

I'd argue your average dog owner is worse because I regularly see them let their dogs lick their lips for several seconds, as well as their hands, and then continue on with their day without washing either body part as if nothing happened.

gross

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...

YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD

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KEEEEEEEEEEEEK

GG user

deadweight's unga aura even affects his fans, oh no

At least you can say both have a kind heart.

this is the shit I like
fuck offtopic-policing niggers

kind yet braindead

just like good ol' tongue fucker over there

Would V let Shadow lick him all over?

Not on his mouth, gross.

now you're crossing the line
don't start lewding shadow you fuck

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Based. Make it into one of those *AHEM* announcements.

You don't actually think that's real right? The nerofag posts fake shit so he can get yous from you dumb fags. He posted his picture here all the time.

But tongue fucker is a Vfag.

Don't be a faget this isn't a general.

I don't give a fuck if its real or not so as long as it sounds convincing enough and makes me laugh
thats what shitposting is all about
>He posted his picture here all the time.
oh fuck hes one of those faggots

thats the joke user

or he does it for fun. either way who cares? made me laugh.

>this isnt a general

I thought we were.

>threads multiple times every day even after release
>not a general

>or he does it for fun. either way who cares? made me laugh
You haven't been in these threads long enough then. Don't encourage these people to post their pictures here

>Don't encourage these people to post their pictures here
no one said that at all you paranoid freak

just pretend we aren't
we don't need copy paste announcements in every thread now

Too late, someone already does that.

It's not like it doesn't happen anyway.

You're getting pretty defensive retard. There's been plenty of people posting their pictures in these threads before dont encourage them and their attention whoring.

Goodnight anons and happy birthday to best boy!

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Never seen it I guess.

>You're getting pretty defensive retard
I'm not, just sick of people getting paranoid over stupid shit
>dont encourage them and their attention whoring.
again no one is doing that

So V is a braindead kind guy just like Nero?

Please calm down

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everyone in the sparda family is braindead and that includes V/Vergil

You're new to these threads, there's a reason for telling you this. If you keep giving them attention with their fake stories they'll be encouraged to post their pictures here. It happened with the nerofag, I don't want these threads turning to shit again. Stop taking everything personally.

Is the gae 60fps on regular PS4? I'm on a university exchange for 6 months and I can't bring my desktop so I was thinking of bringing my PS4 instead and borrowing the PS4 version from a friend.

alright no enjoying shitposting then
back to talking about the same shit over and over again

But v reads poetry and all he should have a brain.

*game

he reads the poetry he doesn't write it
big difference

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Stop being retarded that's isn't what I meant. Don't encourage constantly attention whoring that's all I'm saying

wasn't reading supposed to make you smart?

Damn, Sparda really had negative IQ genes then.

Guys seriously please stop this thread is a comfy thread. You're just misunderstanding each other. I agree nobody should be posting their face (I'll give a pass to the fool who bought that expensive cosplay because a lot of people were looking forward to it) but that's not what the user was implying either. So just stop now okay?

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What's the picture saying?

Yes it's fine.

only if you absorb the knowledge
hes just reading pretty words with his silky smooth voice to hide the fact his noggin is barren

>me unga brain think mummy didnt care about me
"smart"

alright

It's a conversation nothing wrong about it. I don't need you to tell me anything.
>but that's not what the user was implying either.
It's a correlation, read my other replies.

Ok I'll give you that one.

Poster says "V-chan's Happy Birthday", speech bubble says "V-chan...Were you naughty?"

Thank you user

Poetry wasn't all that he was reading right? Was he reading the same book all this time.

I'm getting to the point where I wish V wasn't designed the way he is. Everyone keeps pointing out I look like V since I have the same hair, eye colour and facial structure. It was fun back when he was revealed but it keeps happening whenever I go to gaming events and people who know me irl in discord chats keep bringing it up.

That being said I do like the memes and it's nice to know some people actually find V attractive since I thought he looked shit when he was revealed due to it being like looking into a mirror.

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A rather inflammatory one that kills the vibe.

Yep, just one book but the majority of the game takes place in the same day so...

yes he reads the same book over and over again because autism
use your looks to your advantage to get some con pussy

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There is nothing wrong with his hairline though. His forehead is normal, lower could be weird actually.

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I know user said not to but you can't say that without posting proof.

don't listen to him don't post your face
it never goes down well

Post naked V screenshots

>A rather inflammatory one that kills the vibe.
I wasn't the one who started calling the other person names was I? And informing you newfags is always helpful.

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You weren't but you participated in it. Also, not a newfag. Now drop it please.

no bully he was a kid

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Dem humongous feet

>not a newfag
then you should know about the nerofag and not encourage posts like his though.

If you mean Vergil and not just V, he revealed in the DMC3 manga to have some knowledge of demonic languages, enough to read old texts as part of his research. He even attempted to read the book Arkham was carrying, but that one proved to be a little too complicated cause of the special way it was written.

Wait, there was a Dantefag?

Post your face for bui's birthday.

Yeah I meant when he was younger, the poetry book shouldn't be the only thing he has read. Well I guess reading really doesn't make you smarter.

You guys wanna hear something funny?
V is dead and will not comeback never ever
Haha!

>Vergil will never read demon bedtime stories to you consisting of hellish screeches and clicking noises

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But V isn't dead since Vergil isn't dead, and V = Vergil.

But Vergil is alive, user.

but user he is alive and well
and right back where he belongs

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But he's alive, he's vergil.

is vergil going to show more of his mannerisms now?

>ywn hear Vergil's hellish screeches
That's the real pain.

As long as he doesn't go full fag with it, I'm down.

Has anyone gotten the kin line? Never got it probably cuz I suck lel.

based and not retarded

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I don't want to see his dancing taunts but maybe reading from his poetry book?
V acted a lot like Vergil in his taunts and some of his personality now that I think of it.

I don't think anyone here believes v isn't vergil anymore at least. Tumblr or twitter are probably in denial still.

happy birthday
put on a shirt

he's wild and free, unconfined by the society we live in

>I don't think anyone here believes v isn't vergil anymore at least.
Someone was apeshit Crazy yesterday saying v is his own character

if he wants to participate in this society's aging tradition he'll have to put on a shirt

most likely a retard but could've been bait/falseflag too
take that into consideration

DON'T RAIN ON HIS BLACK PARADE user

how about we meet in the middle and I give him this

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Really? Must have missed the then but that suprising to hear.

meant for

Atleast you guys are alright, night time husbandofags/fujos are insufferable

Alright FINE

But this entire thread is husbandofags?

I love Dante, but I'll give the birthday boy some love today too

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Sorry, Vergil, V and Dante, all the lewds are belong to Nero

>But this entire thread is husbandofags?
Half thread up is husbandofags from tumblr

substantiate your claims

And where's the insufferable part?

So did you arrive to start drama? Because the second I saw I had the feeling you're the drama starter who always picks on Vfags for no fucking reason. So far you're proving me right.

right on the nose

>I had the feeling you're the drama starter who always picks on Vfags for no fucking reason
if thats the case quit responding

I wanna see Phantom in special edition as an alternate to Nightmare!

That was my first and only response to you at that point. This is my second and last. Quit baiting. Get a hobby. You can get free attention by speeding in front of a cop.

>big leggy spider bitch breaks through the wall and starts scurrying around
I don't want that

Vergil will get the giant spider

Yeah, I'd like that too. Or like someone posted in other thread, make reading the book his idle animation. If he has to have a dancing taunt like the rest, I'm really torn between rave with summoned glowsticks, techno Viking and waltz with doppelganger.

>You can get free attention by speeding in front of a cop.
before entering these generals i never knew how many different ways you can tell someone to fuck off

>waltz with doppelganger
I like this one kek

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responding to bait is still responding to bait it doesn't matter how many times you did it
>Quit baiting. Get a hobby.
since when does telling someone not to respond to stupid bait make me the baiter

>MCR
And his new name will be ENOBY.

someone post that streamable video of neor and v dancing to kylie minogue please

This is not a general stop saying that shit you retard, this is going to make usnget moved to wasteland again

speed in front of a cop car

Why are you so easily triggered nigger get help

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>says the fag who's so paranoid he thinks we'll get moved to /vg/ for calling a black kettle a black kettle
speed in front of a cop car

What if Dante bullied Vergil because he just wanted to play with his brother, but Vergil kept either having his eyes at books or fucking off doing his own things instead?

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Why did they make the bird so sexy?

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Maybe their twirling can harm enemies.

AHEM

FUCK FUJOS
FUCK HOMOS
FUCK TUMBLRITES
FUCK DMC4LETS
HELP OUT AND GIVE ADVICE TO DH/SoSLETS

POST COMBO WEBMS/VIDS

THAT IS ALL

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I know you're New and probably found out about these threads on Tumblr, but we got moved 4 times because of people calling this shit a general

DO NOT lewd birthday borb.

>filename
oh no its you

Absolutely based

This is a general tho

>threadly reminders = general

Begone, retard.

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>new
>tumblr
>fuck fujos
The attention whore has woken up. Pack it up everyone. Fun's over.

But you don't need to say it outloud dumb tranny

He's still a little shit and deserves all the pain he went through.

>tranny boogeyman outta nowhere
pottery

Human and blueorbed response

get mouth raped by a wolf lmao

Learn to read, shit for brains.

birdfucker how does this make you feel

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41%

youtu.be/4JLj7DHWMG0
hey guys, i made a thing
rate

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The who now?

>Pack it up everyone
God i wish you faggots would

discord trannies aren't out to get you you paranoid retard
>inb4 41%
trannies are disgusting

B-but why does he have to look like Vergil.

>Imagine Trish getting pinned against a gray wall, that's the same color of her fucking boring bitch-ass character who imperonates moms becuase she's literally an unholy wretch with no dignity whatsoever, while at the same time the demon-whore who suckled Mundus' big red tri-balls and had so much piss-stained demon cum splurged all over her hair, it got dyed blond, is being fisted with pizza up her matrix-2000 black fetish pants ripped apart, so hard the term yeast infection gets a new meaning, and with her last whoreish, skanky, breaths she coughs up the crusty, hell-cum out her ps2-octagon mouth, leaving her dark soul unfilled, yet her ass stuffed to the brim

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>enters a thread he knows will be filled with husbandofags
>waaahh stop posting about your husband :(
go be a nigger somewhere else, vergilwhale

Based

Doesn't really carry out his personality, does it? Kinda generic design anyways. Kinda amateurish in rendering. Never understood butt-wings, it's a very silly design.

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cry more

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>vergilwhale
First was ladywhale, then luciawhale and now vergilwhale
Why are you so obsessed to get a boogeyman

They'd have to blame themselves then and they don't want that

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do you prefer this one with the weird mouth

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Hey, don't be mean to Dante, he's had enough of the loneliness and depression

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>discord trannies aren't out to get you you paranoid retard
Only a discord tranny would say that

>discord tranny boogeyman
pottery

Says the faggot who always accuses everyone of being a vujo. Get some fucking self awareness, loser.

>boogeyman boogeyman

No! He was an insufferable little shit and would always write on my books!

>calling someone a loser
>on Yea Forums
>on Yea Forums
fucking lmao Go back

trannies are 1% of the world population you baby

Ehh, better. Still a bit of a default medium-class pretty male face syndrome, but okay.

bui a cute

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I never said anything about that though?
Don't get so angry just because I interrupted your and 's RP session ok?

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You think Griffon would be a buff bara dude?

I was never RPing with that user but okay attention whore. Here's the attention you ordered.

Despite making up just 1% of population, trannies commit 41% of suicides

No, but I dunno if he would have the default generic handsome face. He's a delinquent and that should reflect in his human versions, if you insist such being made.

>enter thread
>offtopic bitching about dick lopping and posters NO U-ing about boogeymanning for the 500th time
haha ok maybe another time we'll talk about the game

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The faggots shall sleep soon

Spooky scary skeletons~

my post implies both sides
you're both retarded and offtopic niggers

>IP doesn't go up

You should go back to sleep forever, triggered tumblrina.

>visiting the thread in the gap before Vergil DLC
Only have yourself to blame, user.

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Send shivers down your spine!

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>IP doesn't go up
threads been up for 6 hours

>tumblrina
Kek

Can you chain Griffon launches together somehow? I see the AI do it when I give Griffon DT but I just cannot do it manually. Am I just too bad or do I lack the APM for it

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SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING GAME YOU RETARDED NIGGERS I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHO STARTED IT YOU'RE ALL STILL NOT TALKING ABOUT THE GAME YOU'RE ALL THE PROBLEM

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Shrieking skulls will shock your soul

swish

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And the Yamato shall be mine!

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Hope Sin DT replaces normal DT in DMC6
>people talk about the game
>someone post gay shit
>husbandofags and fujos derail the thread
Everytime

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>Sin DT replacing normal DT
They both have a function in the game, they can coexist just fine
Also speaking of which:
Will Vergil also have Quadruple S since he also has Sin DT?

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YOU RUNT IT VERGIL. THAT'S WHY MOMMY DIDN'T LIKE YOU.

are you illiterate or blind?
>entire thread is comfy husbandoposting
>faggot (likely you) arrive
>starts bitching and fishing for (You)s
>thread devolves into shit
fuck off nigger. youre so pathetic.

Probably, he has a normal DT design
I'd like to see how his fighter jet attack would work in gameplay

fags started this thread
you posted here voluntarily you have no right to complain little boy

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Sin Stinger but holding it launches the enemy up

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...

But that shit was slow even in the boss battle

>entire thread is comfy husbandoposting
>stop talking about the game on a video game board and let me post gay shit

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not gay thread

The tranny is so delusional and butthurt over Vfags existing that he can't even read threads correctly. Poor mentally ill tranny.

Should have kept your gameplay thread alive faggot.

Literally nobody is telling you to not talk about the game, mentally ill tranny. You're the one who came in here and started whining instead of talking about it. Don't play victim little tranny. You're so assmad you went and made another thread when one's already up. Sad.

Have it be a Rapid Slash replacement then,

if anime waifufagging threads can be up for hours then husbandofagging ones can too
its only fair, equality in this current year of 2019
make your own thread

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gays and trannies aren't people to have equality

cry more
your complaints do nothing

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this is the least Vergil looking drawing of Vergil I've ever seen
he looks like someones old sagging mother